Early reviews available for RT subscribes. Do we riot or kill ourselves?
>>63600617
>that consensus
>>63600617
>no duracell
Obviously fake
>>63600838
kek
>>63600617
>Review embargo until dec 16.
>RT
Please anon, do you honestly think anyone would belive this?
>>63600862
Did you not read the Embargo conditions?
>>63600862
this
nobody has seen it yet
>>63600617
good fuck J.J and Disney and all the fucking annoying cock gobbling Star Wars fanboys like "me on December 18th xD" FUCKING NORMIES
>>63600971
honestly The Force Awakens fanboys are worse than the Jurassic World ones
>>63600926
A lot off people saw it, but thay cant write about it, yet.
>>63600926
A lot of people have seen it. Duracell and Disney are both letting Rotten Tomatoes suck their cocks and fucking circlejerk each other. Don't be in denial that shit is fucked.
Is it so hard to go to RT and check?
i had to chose between Youtube Red and a RT subscription for this shit?
People are going to be so fucking disappointed the way they're hyping themselves up. Say it's on par with Star Trek 09, which was a fine movie but hardly enough to live up to the hype TFA is getting. It probably won't be Phantom Menace 2.0, but people are alreayd deciding it will be the greatest thing ever, even though it will just be a run-of-the-mill JJ Abrams blockbuster.
>>63601108
why would anyone lie on the internet
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phtx2Bjt29U
>>63600895
yeah
Title II, Article 3, Chapter XII, Paragraph H
"It is our duty to ensure that the film in question, "Star Wars: The Force Awakens", receives no false reviews until all incorrect reviewers can no longer be controlled. Therefore, we must erect a blockade on all digital reviews, truths or falsehoods alike, until the film has reached $3 Billion USD globally. By accepting this paragraph as a portion of the document in whole, you accept all potential legal obligation and potential outcome from our legal team and their proper response to terminating the contract signed. Please refer to your Disney™ brand "Donald Duck and the Life-Ruining Lawsuit" cartoon for more details on this matter.
>>63601199
fucking nerds.
>>63601199
I'm kinda hoping it happens again. Now that the internet is bigger we will see people go through all the stages of denial and disappointment in the open
>>63601305
Why? The pop culture nerds that are currently circle jerking over the movie saga they found out about yesterday will all forget about it when more capeshit comes out.
>>63600617
>16 paid reviews and more to come.
>review embargo
It's OK when Disney does it!
>>63601199
>"what are you gonna do if the movie really sucks?"
>chuckle, "I'll probably see it again"
>Do we riot or kill ourselves?
>we
>implying most of /v/ actually cares that much about capeshit sci-fi flicks
>implying /tv/ wouldn't celebrate if this shit actually flopped
spotted the redditor trying too hard to fit in
>>63601463
Not quoting the immediate next:
>"It's not going to be bad, please stop saying that."
>>63600617
If you want to actually bait people, use the Tomato-Meter sponsored by Duracell™
Also, don't bash the movie that much, even if it sucks, RottenTomatoes would never give such a bad consensus. Be subtle.
>>63601199
Problem is, movies evolved. It's like they have a formula (pump enough money into it) to make a movie at least decent. Also Episode I and II set the bar for bad SW movies, so as long as it isn't as bad as those, people will still praise it as the best thing that could possibly happen to humanity.
>>63601199
>the language of the crawl was wrong
>>63601199
Oh god lol that's so fucking sad
All those disappointed people
>>63601009
A lot of people haven't seen it.
It doesn't premiere until the 14th.
The review embargo is then lifted on the 16th.
Not many people have actually seen the full movie yet.
>>63601148
I love Star Wars. And, on the one hand I have certain expetations from this movie. I do not expect it to be second coming of Christ, but I strongly belive it will be good.
On the other hand, if it turns out to be below average, or eaven bad, I don't care that much. It sucks, but it is not like this franchise is sin-free, so this one would be first in line of bad SW stuff.
>>63600789
yes i thought it was hilariously unfunny too
at least try next time OP
Anyone who thinks that either this will be better than empire or worse than the prequels is delusional imo. Disney is smart enough not to make anything that bad but the people working on TFA arent talented enough to top the original or empire. It will be good but its not going to be iconic.
>>63601199
> the scroll language was off
wtf?
>>63602424
>its not going to be iconic.
It already is. Star Wars will always be iconic.
>>63602559
He's probably takling about how the scroll was talking about trade blockades and shit. Not what you expect from a Star Wars movie
>>63601199
>all these revisionist manchildren pretending they though the movie sucked when it was released as opposed to legitimately loving it and then changing their opinion when the prequels circlejerk started on the internet
Star wars fanboys are the most pathetic people in existence.
>Trusting RT
>>63601199
>nerds getting rekt beyond belief
Thank you based george.
>>63602612
>this is what underage prequelfags actually believe
>>63601199
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phtx2Bjt29U
>only 5 girls in the waiting lines
>probably went there because of their boyfriends
>>63602919
>tfw saw the ot at the cinema box
>tfw you were probably born after 1992
I cant stop laughing
Tell me how you totally was the original cuts on VHS as a kid though
>>63600926
I know a guy who works in some management at VUE cinema's in the UK and saw it last night. Had to sign an NDA obviously
>>63603224
So you're just a grown man still in denial of the shittyness of the prequels? That's just sad and pathetic
>>63601199
If it's so shit why did they go see it over and over?
>>63603407
Denial.
>>63602919
I don't even like star wars you dumb manchild.
>>63601607
But in hindsight, people will eventually hate the movie if it's mediocre.
Look at Godzilla. People were pumped. But after a few weeks, people thought it was average.
Honest Trailers is a good indicator. Seems like people parrot those opinions.
>>63600838
brutal
>>63602723
oh no they gave a well made movie a good review
>>63600617
The page is currently down. What does this mean?
FRIENDLY REMINDER to downvote this movie into oblivion on all major review sites
>>63606538
Too many Star Wars spergs browsing the page at the same time waiting for reviews
>>63601199
Why do people do this? I would never get this emotional over a goddamn film.
>>63600617
Did you post this because RT is down right now?
I tried to check but 404
>check yik yak
>People asking whos seeing star wars with replies going YASSSSSS and emoji spam
You know it'll be shit when basic bitches pretend to be hyped for it.
>>63601199
I really want these nerds to get BTFO again
>>63606699
Because it's le star wars
>>63601199
>Faggots waving a light stick in a theater
This is why I will not begoing on release day
Also all these contrarian fags rewriting history. They fucking loved it, I liked it as a teenager too.
>>63606699
>>63601199
>Double double-dubs
Niiiiice
>>63601199
>there's gonna be people crying here, you know
Yes but not for the reasons you think
>>63606190
>>63602723
I didn't care for Mad Max. Saw the hype here and left the theater underwhelmed. To each their own I suppose.
>>63600617
looked like fucking trash from the start why does anyone care about this movie if not for 80s nostalgia
>>63606538
>this is what SJWs actually believe
>>63601246
this can mean only one thing...
>>63601199
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>63601752
>sad
you are posting on the wrong website m8
>>63606699
it's more comprehensible because people didn't have the prequels yet.
>>63601199
LONDON
>>63606784
Anon the sooner you get off Yik Yak the better
It is 4chan for normies and normie humor is dogshit
>>63606855
addressed in the video
people couldn't process it. they're retards, but it's related to their intense fandom.
very few people can completely detach themselves from preconditioning to like something.
Deluded star wars fans will think it's good, you people make me sick.
https://youtu.be/1RGohIKxc9M
>>63600838
>Check Rotten
>Actually Durcell
wow..bravo america
>>63601199
Holy shit, this is a work of art.
This thread is dumb.
>>63602559
He means the language of the opening scroll. It was about the Trade Federation, blockades, the Senate, etc.
>>63607505
This happens for every big movie
Just how fucking new are you tourist?
>>63607584
False, RT starts showing reviews many days before a movie comes out.
>>63601246
Review embargoes aren't legally binding, it just means if you break it the company will never invite you to another pre-screening again. When Disney is one of the biggest distributors in the market getting blacklisted by them is a big deal
>>63601199
Jesus the circlejerk about how bad it was is literally the worst thing about that fucking movie
>>63607794
Stay rekt prequelfag
>>63602723
>Christopher Nolan's
I love Nolan but holy kek that's hilarious
>>63601199
To be perfectly honest.
I just watched both Phantom Menace and Episode IV for the first time and they weren't that different from each other. Sure, IV was better but not by much.
It's boring pew pew shit for children to be frank and The Force Awakens will be just as mediocre.
>>63600617
>only puts fans and audiences to sleep
CALLED IT FUCKING CALLED IT!!!
They didnt shoot it, edit it, wirte it, or anything like star wars and they made a marvel movie.
worst thing you can do is bore the audience with star wars.
>>63604532
>Look at Godzilla. People were pumped. But after a few weeks, people thought it was average.
well to be fair, they didnt see the film as a boring forgettable shit show.
they said its average because the monster stuff is really god damn good but the human element was "meh".
granted for godzilla the human shit is hard to pull off, but no one ever said its forgettable.
you make star wars average and forgettable you might as well have made something worse than the prequels.
How great would it be if it actually did get middling reviews?
Won't happen though, literally everyone is paid off.
No duracell, not real.
>>63608053
The human element was garbage. The soldier character was the least interesting protagonist I've ever seen.
>>63607953
Shit, finally someone that kinda agrees with me. I think the Star Wars movies are for kids. They always were meant for kids. That's why those Christmas specials existed. I personally liked Ep.1 more than Ep.4. Sure, I think ep.3 and ep.5 are decent but overall they are movies for kids.
HOWEVER I think Ep.7 will be great cause by now they know their fans are not kids and actually they are grown adults so hopefully they'll make great entertaining movie with good story.
(no..seriously how the fuck is "I'M YOUR FATHER" cosnidered a good plot twist? holy fuck..that's cheesy and retarded..a soap series level of 'twist" )
>>63608173
the thing is that even paid-off critics subtly telegraph what they really thought of the film. Fury Road got a LOT of "well it's a lot of driving I guess, 8/10" reviews. obviously it fucking sucks that they're part of the marketing process now but at least the text of their reviews contains some useful information.
>>63607752
>Review embargoes aren't legally binding
If you sign a contract, and that contract has a NDA, and you breech the NDA, you are in breech of contract, and the case against you is air tight, if only civil.
>>63608334
the entire goal is to have so many critics posting reviews in such a short timeframe that no one will bother to read any of them, and just look at the 100% RT score, because all the reviews are over 5.1/10.
>>63601419
>this is what /tv/fags actually believe
>>63602579
“rey” is not going to be come the pop culture behemoth that han solo is. No one is going to be wearing tshirts with finns face in 20 years time. It ill not be iconic like the OT.
>>63607505
>facebook notification
Normies OUT
>>63609041
No one will be iconic as Han Solo. Not even Luke Skywalker is iconic as Han Solo.
>>63609111
Thats the point im trying to make here.
>>63608436
of course. the internet has actually destroyed the status of all critics who don't have their own fanbase or a TV/radio show.
it's probably why Armond White heroically experimented with criticism-as-trolling.
>>63600617
You can tell this is fake because there's only one thread discussing this.
>>63600617
Ah yes the super secret early reviews have arrived for the super secret premium membership RT users.
>>63601199
Where are all the girls?
>>63600617
I recognise that consensus but I can't think which movie it's from.
>>63609358
girls didn't pretend to like star wars back then
>>63601199
>the dude with the "Thank you George" shirt
top fucking kek
>>63600838
>>63607480
Wow you weren't fucking around.
Is there a story to this, or is this a random, temporary ad?
>>63607953
Watch the despecialized edition and not the special edition garbage.
I watched Harmy's version recently and it's fucking great. Nothing like that special shit edition I saw as a kid.
>>63609525
Luckily he can wear it again in 2015 to be ironic
>>63609358
>cgi snorefest
Wow, exactly what I've been reminding everyone about with JJ's last Star Trek movie...
>>63604532
Godzilla was my first experience with the character, to me it's like a good adaptation of The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms.
Any one else at the point where they dgaf about this movie ?
>>63609907
I'd say most regular /tv/ users stopped coming here around a month ago because of it.
>>63604532
Are we talking about the recent Godzilla? Cause I saw the 90s one as a kid and thought it was a pile of crap.
>>63607966
It's fake you idiot. Do you really think there'd be a "consensus" after 16 reviews?
>>63608411
But a review embargo is not an NDA
>>63602612
I watched it when I was 5. Of course I loved it.
>>63601199
I saw the midnight premier of Episode I and can relate to basically everything in that video, before they start talking about going back multiple times.
All TFW hype and the responses to this video just confirm that most people here were probably toddlers when the prequels came out.
>>63612718
I, too, saw the midnight showing. Flew up to SF to see it at a friend's theater. Agree with everything. I don't think I ever went to see it again...I did download it from a Warez site over a three day period when someone finally got a cam up. Those were the days.
>>63601199
>I was used to people cheering and clapping
>It was silent
So the ameritards got btfo because no one was hooting and hollering?
