Tell me about Luke, why is he hiding?
Because Obi-Wan did it.
Poetry, it rhymes.
because of a mask and a broadsword
>>63599781
well we have a hulk xD
>>63599736
because Disney have no idea what to do with his character and chose to delay addressing the problem until the next movie.
>>63599837
Share your reasoning.
>>63599736
there's a plague of black people in the new star wars galaxy. Lando cloned himself, then cloned his clone, who cloned his clone, over and over. That's why the galaxy is now overrun with blacks. Luke went into hiding because he had he chance to kill Lando and never did. Now he is scared for his life.
>Obi-Wan in seclusion = Luke in hiding
>R2-D2 important message = Football droid important mission
>Death Star = Death Planet
>Yoda = Little pirate thing
>Vader mask = Kylo Ren mask
>Boba Fett = Phasma
>Tatooine = Jakkuu
SO MY POTTERY
>hiding
hes the main masked villian
>>63599865
#landolivesmatter das riyt.
>>63599895
>Somerset is le killer XD
>>63599736
YOU'RE A BIG JEDI
>>63599736
Because he feels regret for jac- kylo ending up on the dark side after being trained by him.
>>63599866
>football droid
get out EU
