People will crying during Episode VII
I fucking hate nerds.
>>63597541
Me too
>>63597530
>getting a nigger, an interracial relationship and a dyke all in one image
That's really fucking pushing it.
And I doubt those four would ever be friends.
I fucking hate zen comics
The worship they have for this shitty series honestly blows me away.
Consumer culture is so despicable.
>>63597530
>Greedo shot first
dropped
>>63597530
i will eat beans and everything that increases gas production and i will fart the cinema into hell
>>63597581
This.
It's extremely plain.
It's like one group called it the best and everyone else is trying to fit into that group.
Even Star Wars fans say only 2/6 films are good.
>>63597571
And the only white male is an ironic feminine hipster fag. What ever happened to subtlety?
>>63597621
I don't think they even notice they do it anymore 2bh.
Brainwashed beyond redemption.
>>63597530
Of course they will.
Gun wounds can be pretty painful.
Shit like this kills my hype.
>>63597530
I guarantee whoever made this laughed their ass off at the prospect of how butthurt they knew people would get it.
>>63597571
>tfw you will never have a cute Asian gf
>>63597530
>Greedo shot first
that guy wouldn't cry
>>63597530
>treating a mass-marketed consumer project as some kind of religious experience
>ethnic tokenism
>>63597657
>I guarantee whoever made this laughed their ass off at the prospect of how butthurt they knew people would get it.
but this is what the normies like anon.
We are a tiny minority.
>>63597530
>people who don't give a shit about Star Wars will pretend that they do.
>>63597659
Just book a flight to Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia or Malaya and you'll have one by the second night.
It's not rocket science to get a Gook gf.
>>63597611
>Even Star Wars fans say only 2/6 films are good.
Really? IMO, 3 of them (IV, V, VI) were good and 2 were mediocre (I and III). Episode II was just so bad that I still can't believe it was ever made.
>>63597665
>what the hell where's all the CGI rabbits?
>why aren't they singing Jedi rocks
>this isn't the Star Wars I remember
>>63597659
Just date a girl with hepatitis.
>work at tech company
>company is renting out a screen for us
>will be filled with nerds clapping and weeping
At least they're all mostly white
>popcorn on the floor
I don't get it. What was the "artist" thinking?
>>63597683
>giving a shit about Star Wars
>>63597683
Welcome to the last 5 years, friend.
>>63597683
>Star Wars fans can be open about being fans without being grouped in with weirdos like weaboos and trekkies
Why are you mad about this?
>>63597701
Do it anon.
Get a gun and do it.
Be the chosen one.
>>63597690
idk I'm just quoting them so I can't give my opinion.
I think people felt VI was meh.
>>63597571
How do you know she's a dyke?
>>63597708
It's hard to imagine it's been 6 years since the buyout.
>>63597705
>White man's popcorn is on the floor whilst black man has it in his hands because the black man is superior to the stupid white male
>>63597728
hair
>>63597744
I hope you get James Holmes'd.
>>63597744
Could you hold your applause for the credits? tia
>>63597530
>People will crying during Episode VII
>>63597744
How about at least gaining some self-awareness?
This is what happens when you put alphas in your nerd movie.
Kill the nerds.
>>63597530
I'm almost definite that Americans will start whooping and clapping from the first second of the film until the final copyright notice.
Then they will stay and clap for another ten minutes afterwards while they wait for a non-existent post-credit teaser.
>>63597795
Based Ford
>>63597744
>self-hating nerd
We are not nerds you idiot
>>63597761
If you're not a newfag then you probably will cry when Han Solo dies and the manipulative music is playing with a sad Chewie.
>>63597530
At least it'll be over soon.
Just another month and /tv/ will be back to normal.
>>63597868
>/tv/ will be back to normal.
What's your definition of normal? /tv/ will forever have black cock on the brain.
Why are his trousers so short
I'm prolly gonna cry because I tear up over the dumbest shit, like the ending of TDKR. There's nothing sad at all about it, but still gave me some sniffles
>>63597854
We're not neckbeards, m'lady
>>63597760
times during the film I intend to applaud:
opening crawl
first shot of a star destroyer blowing something up
reappearance of han and chewie
reappearance of leia
whenever rey actually awakens her ability to use the force
reappearance of luke
end credits
haven't you guys ever gone to a massive movie on opening night? usually it has tons of people applauding in theater over everything and discussing the movie afterwards. Maybe if you guys didn't hate fun so much you'd actually make friends or at least find people to talk to at the theater.
>>63597854
Yes you are. You're here, shitposting about how you're not a nerd on a vietnamese cardboard cut out board. in a thread about Star Wars. All the guys who bullied you in high school are laughing at your denial.
why do you guys hate your own nature so much? we live in the best age to be a nerd ever, even women are becoming obsessed with star wars and capeshit so there's a chance you could even meet a wife who's as much of a nerd as you are. where does all the hatred stem from?
>>63597530
Do these "people" even remember the last 3 films?
>>63597744
Anyone on this site who describes himself as a "nerd" is ridiculed and mocked m8.
>>63597903
I betcha they enjoyed them at the time and then when it was cool to hate lucas they did that instead.
>>63597907
which is hilarious because you're all mostly social rejects. nerds are basically higher on the totem /pol/ than most /tv/ virgins
>>63597903
they're just trying to fit in.
like 99% of people who like star wars.
Star Wars is the quintessential example of "No matter how shitty your merchandise/film - thousands of morons will still buy it because of the name on it."
>>63597903
No. What last 3 films? There's only the 3 old films xD no prequels were ever made
>>63597902
>vietnamese cardboard cut out board
hahahahahahahahahaha it's like the /a/nime board wmeme here they call it chinese cartoons but it's actually japanese anime hahahaha nice anime meme or dare I say animeme?
>>63597902
I hope your theater is the one.
>>63597902
What about when kylo kills his father han?
>>63597897
Me too. I cry to a lot of movies.
>>63597940
XDDDD
MY DAD WENT TO ROLLING STONES CONCERTS IN THE 70S AND NOW IM A MILLENIAL GOING TO SEE THE SAME THING!
>>63597930
>>63597940
>>63597903
>i've never walked outside or talked to anyone about star wars
literally everyone, including your mother, your dog, that girl who doesn't want to fuck you, that guy she's fucking, your prof in that college class you failed out of, your younger cousin, his girlfriend, every single one of them has watched the original trilogy and the prequels. and the universal consensus practically every single US citizen has come to terms with is that the prequels sucked ass and the original trilogy was pretty cool. and people realize George Lucas was the cause of all that and are excited because there's a new movie where he's not involved at all. really if you guys ever left the house, you'd realize almost everyone knows this about star wars. random people have started rewatching the OT in preparation.
probably the same people you beta males make fun of for being 'plebs' are probably far more educated and knowledgeable about film than you are.
>>63597530
Well I sure will because then I can finally let Star Wars die.
Maybe with a bit of luck, a lot of people think the same way and Hollywood finally learns that milking an old franchise is not the way to go.
>>63597902
This sounds unbearable goddamn
>>63597986
hahahaha nah br[a/ i'm not jimmy rustled i am just applauding you for your fresh and witty animeme i think this is the biggest new /a/ meme since 2010 and might just make it sitewide maybe even screencapped on r/4chan it is new, "dank" original and exciting hahahahaha got any more?
>>63597951
get off of my chinese basket weaving forum before i doxx you nerd
>>63598028
I remember years back when some bitch in my science class said she hasn't seen Star Wars. The whole room looked at her in disbelief. I can't imagine that happening for any other series.
>>63597754
Lies.
I had a ginger gf before and she wasn't a dyke.
>>63598028
That would probably be true if I was 50 years old.
Nobody I know has seen the original trilogy because nobody gives a fuck.
>>63597530
>People will crying during Episode VII
Well duh, getting shot is quite painful.
>>63598051
hahahaha very nice epic i like it whats youre tumblr by the way
>>63598059
maybe she liked you because of your bitchboy looks and your feminine penis.
>>63597541
>4chan, the post
>Zen comics
when will someone stop him?
>>63598062
you either live in a 3rd world country and shitpost in star wars threads because you're jealous of the glory of america, or you have terrible friends because you're unsurprisingly, a terrible person.
>>63598053
yeah this is pretty much the normal attitude to have towards star wars. EVERYONE loves this series.
>>63598062
I can only picture something like this unsarcastically being said by Stacey or a guy that was raised by his mother.
I got N17 on IMax, smack dab in the middle. Did I get a comfy seat, /tv/?
Screening is on 1:20pm this Dec. 17/Thursday.
>>63598077
>maybe she liked you because of your bitchboy looks and your feminine penis.
My penis is fine, and i'm not sure what "bitchboy" looks is. I'm 30, but i look 23-24 at most, i dress like a gentleman not a hipster fag.
Said gf was also a huge weeb and SW nerd.
>>63598090
Nobody can stop him
Comic artists & 'drawfags' are literally the worst fucking humans that exist
What is it about amateur artists that makes them such obnoxious fuckcunts
>>63598114
Niggers love DBZ. Why wouldn't they like Star Wars, you fucking animal?
>>63598071
>he thinks he wins by doing this
ok buddy, im gong to stop responding now so you can claim your 'victory'
>>63598096
>>63598106
I was born in the 90s.
Granted I didn't have a thousand friends but I wasn't a loner either.
And I promise you, I have never had a star wars conversation in my life.
t. Bong
>getting this worked up over a dumb film
>>63597902
people who self-describe as nerds and think they're cool for doing it are the ones who get bullied, anon
>>63598141
no pls i want to connect with fellow hisp/a/nics and fujos what is your tumblr pls no doxxerino sempai desu my nutbladder and waifu can't take it
>>63598132
HA GET IT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SUCK DICK GET IT BECAUSE THEYRE FAGGOTS GET IT?
>>63598146
I was born in the 90s too.
If you mention Star Wars around anyone I know or grew up with, the reaction is immediate excitement. We even watched the prequels in theaters. You have shitty friends.
>>63598156
that was when you were in high school and were still developing social anxiety disorder. in the modern adult world, no one really cares.
>>63598180
Maybe it's an American thing.
>>63597530
why do people keep calling "han shot first" an argument
literally nobody likes the edited version
I think Star Wars is overrated trash as much as the next guy but the level of bitterness in this thread is crazy. Cheer up you fucking faggots. Get out and hang with some friends today.
>>63598127
>i dress like a gentleman not a hipster fag
>>63597672
>Implying religion hasn't been used as a mass-marketed consumer project by the rich and powerful
Sure some popes will actually have believed in God but relegion has been mainly used to control the masses
>all tickets sold out in local places
lmao fucking nerds I'll just be hanging at home with my gf
>>63598220
>image is people taking obvious b8
wow
>>63598225
*religion goddamn fuck me
>>63598132
wow i wish i could make good life decisions like zen comics
>>63598256
wasn't bait. no matter how hard you try to kid yourself :)
>>63598180
>the reaction is immediate excitement
>>63598272
Look at the filename blud
2013-04-12-IMG?
Really?
>Zen Pencils
Can't wait until these "Star Wars nerds" find out they are supposed to have a feud with "Trekkies"
>>63598271
DUDE THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX LMAO
>>63598271
>gurr look at this WHITE MALE expecting everyone to learn English
learning a different language is a nifty thing to have but English is still up there with what's the most spoken on Earth
>>63598325
They'll make another thread on Reddit about how OG Star Trek's sexism bothers them
I got a pretty bad seat, near the front row. If there's a shooter I'm probably going to die
>>63598344
Lel on 3rd place maybe.
Also 'learning a new language' is sort of the white American's way to deal with the realization that they have no personal depth at all.
>>63598209
They don't like Star Wars. They just latched on to look trendy and don't understand the change.
It's not even a debate. Han shot first. This is a fact.
>>63598551
English is the most widely spoken language.
Mandarin and whatever India speaks is saturated by a high population of peasants I have no interest in conversing in.
>>63598150
>film
It'll be a flick at best
>>63598551
I'd learn one for business reasons but yeah I know what you mean
>>63598618
>English is the most widely spoken language.
Try spanish by percentage of native speakers. If you weighted "secondary language" maybe, but speaking comprehension quickly drops when you look outside of Europe
>>63598127
>I'm 30, but i look 23-24 at most
This is an incredibly bad ting for a guy
my m8 got pissed the other night and sent weird star wars messages to a group chat
>>63598673
North America and Europe are all that matters, Huey Freeman.
>>63598709
Tell that to Keanu Reeves
Plebs do stupid shit all the time.
>>63598974
>bare west
lemme guess youre a northerner and your mates are into grime
>>63597530
>anyone saying Greedo shot first
Literally buttfucks Han's character. I don't understand how anyone could want this besides George the pottery master himself.
>>63599037
>lemme guess youre a northerner
got that part right
>>63598271
God fuck this guy
I'm trying to "chase my dream" as a "writer", but that's only because I'm such a fucking weirdo that I could never be accepted at the 9-5 jobs or the 11-3 parties.
If you can make a solid living doing something average, and enjoy it, then do something average
Your legacy doesn't mean fucking shit when you're a corpse. We all fucking die. We all will have regrets.
Lambasting people for not dropping everything they have in pursuit of a dream is fucking stupid.
Can't wait for yify 2 GB torrent, you gotta hit the Joo where it hurts the most.
>hey anon, are you excited for the new Star Wars?
>great time to be a nerd and geek, am I right, anon?
>tfw you'll never be able to keep up with the big guys
>>63597936
welcome to 2016
>>63597672
thank you.
>>63599248
nice 5cm biceps brah
>>63597902
haven't you guys ever gone to a massive movie on opening night?
Sorry m8, I went to a lot of opening nights.
But since i dont live in the worst country of the worldU, S and A, people have enough class to stfu during movies.
Sometimes some immigrants clap at the end of a movie, then we all laugh about them and they stop.I'm german
>>63599308
nice try, no ones going to say it
>>63599495
Second worst country then
>>63599495Interestingand insightful opinion,my german friend.
>>63597744
>this webm
holy shit
i hope thought-crime never becomes real...
>>63598132
NIGGER NEEDS TO MOVE OUT OF HIS MOM AND DAD'S HOUSE, THEN HE CAN BE AS GAY AS HE WANTS
>>63598271
>12. Write a webcomic with a predominantly liberal/SJW slant and act like you're still being controversial and cocking a snook at the establishment even though it's the current year
>>63597698
Top lel
Underrated post, senpai
>>63599308
BANE?
There was one good star wars movie.
ONE.
People keep asking me if I am excited for the new star wars...no im fucking not, and if I say that I get the third degree like I fucking did something wrong.
Then I get fucking told I am just scared because of episode 1 and I will looooove it after I see it.
Why? because I like vidya and watch some tv shows.
Fuck star wars and fuck you.
Star Wars fans are a fucking consumer plague turned "culture" foaming at the mouth for more piece of that 1930s ass tropeapalooza pie like its something to fucking do.
>>63599495
You do realize Lucas is American right and your current OS on your pc is also made by an American, so check your fucking privilege krout.
>people still dont realise zenpencils is just flaming garbage
>>63599495
sorry you hate usa so much because they bombed your native country Ahmed and now you have to go to live in germany.
>>63599495
how you enjoying all those syrian refugees and african monkey rapists?
Post a pic of yourself at s7ar wa7s episode 7 force awakenings
>>63597530
what really happens
>>63597530
>multiracial group
>ugly girl
>"nerd" using a gay hipster hair cut
Literally whale-cancer, the trip.
>>63598009
I'm clapping when the black guy shows up. Only then.
>>63600927
nice
>>63600927
tup kek
>>63597578
>I fucking hate zen comics
gavin is an incredible cunt, his comics frequently illustrate quotations that don't need visual explanation and he has frequently missed their point by a country mile
scorn and belittle him whenever possible
rip in peace drilpencils
>>63597639
>Gun wounds can be pretty painful.
None of you guys are okay. Go to all the premieres on opening day.
>>63597530
the redhead looks like a tranny t b h
>>63600927
> comic sans
fuck with the normies not us
>>63601045
kek
>>63597610
hhahahahah
>>63597571
what
>>63597571
long hair and a dress is like the opposite of a lesbian appearance
>>63597683
im the opposite and i am really cool Looks rather homo, considering R2 is male.
But it's holywood jews, you know they are going to push homo propaganda anywhere they could.
>>63601467
I was semi-interested in this movie but I just know some shit is gonna go down at a showing. not gonna get btfo just to see it.
>>63598140
Because DBZ is GOAT. Star Wars sucks.
>>63602616
>im the opposite and i am really cool Looks rather homo, considering R2 is male
what the fuck did I just read
>>63602883
Dragon ballz is so gay dude lol
>>63597541
Nerd or geek culture is the worst. Literal fucking adult children.
>>63597530
>typical female "nerd" on the left
>asian girl who isn't interested in Star Wars
>faggot with an undercut, the haircut of a faggot
>nigger
Fuck whoever made this
>>63597571
How do you know the redhead isn't trans?
>>63603651
>reply rape
stop oppressing that anon
Are people really looking forward to this crap?
>Greedo shot first
>implying there's anyone who says that besides George Lucas
Also, implying that SW fans will get past their diffrences is retarded because there are no diffrences. Everyone partos one opinon, liking Star Wars is literally a meme. Every time when somene wants to become le epic SW nerd he follows formula set ages ago by other manchilds, noone forms their own opinion. God damnit, I hate those people so fucking much.
It's fine that I don't go see the new Star Wars right?
I mean, I'll see it eventually, but it's got this "Made by Focus Groups" feel to it, seems narratively bland, and the main actors casted seem like they were made from a cookie cutter.
>>63597541
http://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8
>>63597541
>making an identity out of mindless consumerism
The corporations won
Congrats "nerds"
>>63597657
No he's 100% sincere
>>63602605
Shhh don't communicate with the retarded
>>63599917
Though hard effort and determination, Bane became the Biggest Guy
>>63598673
No one wants to talk to beaners
>>63597659
>tfw when you're currently on your 3rd
>>63598029
Funny joke, anon
>>63598140
Nigs love a good underdog story and DBZ is basically built on that trope.
Couple that with colorful imagery, likeable characters and lots of flashy looking fighting and it's basically a show made for blacks, be they weebs or otherwise.
>>63597610
Try this:
Eat a whole pizza that you cooked in an oven, with a glass of milk. Follow that up with ice cream.
I don't know what it is with dairy, but I could fart for hours straight. And they smelled like rotten eggs.
I would do this 2-3 times a week are fart into the microphone I had hooked up to a voip channel. I got banned for a day for farting too much one time.
>>63604519
>I don't know what it is with dairy, but I could fart for hours straight.
sounds like a pretty straightforward case of lactose intolerance m9
>>63604519
One time I recorded like 20 different farts. I put them into separate sound files, then set them on random and loop. I logged into voip server when no one was on, set my capture device to my own computer, and left it at "always on". Then I went to work for 9 hours. When I got back home and sat at my computer, there were 8 other people in the channel with me with the fart noises still playing.
>>63604556
I don't get sick though, and I don't get diarrhea or any other symptoms.
