>watching a movie with mommy and daddy
>know there's a sex scene coming up
>get up and go to the bathroom
>conveniently come back right after it's over
>see watchmen in theaters with my dad, his friend and his friend's friends
>sex scene occurs
>I'm sitting right next to my dad and want to dissolve into my seat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxWITWbGVlg
only 2 minutes but it felt like a lifetime
are only virgins this awkward about sex?
>watching movie with gf's parents while she's getting ready
>sit in on part about a black man and his wife arguing
>she got fingerfucked by a white cop and the husband did nothing about it because guns and cops
>meanwhile gf's parents are pretty racist and lived in the carolinas most of their lives
>they're watching some movie with racial commentary and fingerfucking
>the mom is really catholic
i have no pepe for this feel
>>63592702
I just walk back to the kitchen so I can still see it but dad can't witness my reaction
That's only with my dad though, if I was watching it with my mom she would pick up a coat and cover up the screen while she makes dad fast forward
>>63592702
>watching a movie with mommy and daddy
>know there is a set scene coming
>"reeee-"
>"Anon honey what's wrong?"
>"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
>"what's wrong are you alright?!"
>"Enough son you're scaring your mother!"
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REE REE REE REE REE REE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>>63592905
Crash?
Also you some kind of nigger, boy?
>watching a movie with mommy
>mommy falls asleep with her feet on your lap
what do
>>63593097
Scrape the dirt underneath her nails with your teeth
>>63593097
my sister has done this several times
>>63592702
>not fucking your mother and your father
you blew it to be honest family shake my head
>>63593017
yeah man, that was the movie they were watching goddamn
>>63592702
your parents think you are going for a fap when the sex scerne comes on.
I watched the girl with the dragon tattoo with my parents.
>>63592905
>racist
>but muh, catholic values
This unapologetically hypocritical.
> watching a family
> sex scene walks in
>>63592865
>sex scene
>hallelujah starts playing
they know
>>63592865
hot
>>63593935
>sex scene
>it will never be me starts playing
I was watching that Last house on the left remake with my sister a while back, when suddenly that rape scene happened.
Normally i'm fine with rape in movies, but goddamn, this shit went on, and on, and on.
Usually we crack jokes or make fun of the movies we watch, but this was just 10-15 minutes of the most awkward silence in my life.
>>63594478
Your sister's pussy was WET
