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What are some legit bad movies? No "hah it's popular
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What are some legit bad movies? No "hah it's popular so it's bad", "no I personally don't like it", just movies you can't picture anyone defending?
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You can defend this. You know, if you're stupid
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Human centipede 3; I literally got annoyed at it it was so bad. Watching that flick from start to finish seems impossible.
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Everything about this was awful. The unoriginal 'puzzles' the shit-tier special effects, and terrible 3D gimmick.
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>>63590661
Why are they buildingn a giant Sylvester Stallone?
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>>63590410

Nothing is offensively wrong with a 5/10 faggot. OP is talking about unforgivable 1s and 2s. Take your narrow spectrum to reddit or something.
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>>63590718
>shits on two great films by a better director
>WOAT casting choice with nick stale as John Conner
>objectively worst arnold one liners
>filmed like a TV movie
>copied scenes from better films but made them worse

You should like the redditor to me
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>>63590366
I remember Travolta promoting that movie.

Q: "I understand it is based on a book."
A: "The greatest book ever."
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>>63590366
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mangler_%28film%29

This is the most horrible piece of shit I have ever had the misfortune to watch. In fact, it was so bad I felt physically ill and had to turn it off, even though there was a group of us watching it. I just couldn't deal with it.
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>>63590680
jej
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Saw this piece of shit on Netflix.

Probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. They also had another on there called The Tortured or something like that.

It was equally as shit.
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>>63590366
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>>63591980
>ben Carson liked this movie

I don't care what his stance is on anything, shittaste = no president
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>>63591980
With that smile, his head looks like a muppet.
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>>63591951
Probably better than the show, though
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars is the worst thing I have ever seen in a theatre.
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it was also the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters
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Gigli.

Affleck got better after that.
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>>63592084
Sometimes you need to JUST to completely UNJUST
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>>63592084

This movie is genuinely unwatchable outside of Christopher Walken.

>>63592126

I have no idea why Keaton agreed to be in that, it's barely a movie.
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>>63592066
fuck that movie

it really was nothing more than shit
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>>63590366
Manos: The Hands of Fate
It's extremely painful to watch.
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>>63592217
I watched this with some ugly jackass making stupid and unfunny comments the whole time in the theatre, which were honestly worse than the movie itself.
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>Happy Christmas

I thought mousefu would make it bearable but it was the most pointless fucking movie I've ever seen.

Don't know why I willingly watched something with lena Dunham in it I guess I'm just kind of wild like that no big deal
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>>63592315
Even worse is The Starving Games (which began the string of failures for Seltzer and Friedberg). I endured through that utter bullshit.
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>>63592412
I don't know how they ever got jobs in the first place.
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Now you see me
Spring breakers
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Saw it with a friend in theaters (I didn't pay thank god)

These astronauts go to the moon and get attacked by moon rocks

And then one of them turns into a zombie...because of the moon rocks I guess?
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>>63591980
For an uptight super christian KC has a disconcerting scuzziness to him.
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Year One
Dragon War
A Sound of Thunder (Ed Burns)
The Dragonball movie
Boondock Saints
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>>63592412
Wow, they still make flicks? I stopped hearing about them after Vampire Sucks. I assumed they fled the country with enough money to retire somewhere nice.

Why did normies stop caring?
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FUUUUCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUU
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>>63592719

Boondock Saints is Citizen Kane compared to the sequel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtfWNIJz-Vo
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>>63592822

The trailers alone made me equal parts sick and angry.
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>>63592776
fuck off
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Interstellar
Tree of Live
To the wonder
Badlands
The new world
The holy mountain
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Meet The Spartans
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>>63592536
It's an interesting idea, but the way they went about it kinda left you unable to suspend your disbelief.

Basically Alien: the Found Footage movie
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if anyone here has seen or even knows what this is i will be both impressed and saddened
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>>63592893

Holy shit, that's the movie about the guy who makes literal human bombs, right?

Fucking hell, my love for Pierce and Ron Silver couldn't make it any more watchable.
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>>63592893
Did they even read the comics

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livewire_(DC_Comics)
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Transformers Age of Exinction (that was the name right) was such putrid shit. I walked into the theatre ready to "turn my brain off" and I still walked out disgusted.

I'll never understand how people can turn their brains off that low to the point that they'd enjoy something like that. They have to be comatose in their seats.
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I paid actual money to see this in theaters. Never have I seen anything this bad with an actual budget. I understand stuff like Manos being shitty because those guys are idiots and have no money. But this shit has real people involved. Why doesn't Mr. Shekelberg from Sony can the production at some point? Surely anyone could see that this was garbage.

I fell asleep at one point and woke up when the chick was in the headquarters (which was shaped like a giant crucifix) of the villain and the lights all went out in whatever giant room they were in and their swords caught on fire. 100% unadulterated nonsense. It's been like a decade, and I'm still mad.
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>>63593011
you're fucking stupid. did you even watch the first one? theyre setting up the civil war
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>>63592866

>interstellar

That movie really took a nose dive the second Ann Hathaway made her "love trancends time" speech.
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>>63593028

>Why doesn't Mr. Shekelberg from Sony can the production at some point?

Actually the movie was taken away from the director and edited to pieces, there was something like a half hour taken out.

I'm not sure if the original cut would have been better or worse to be honest.
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>>63592866
*tips fedora*
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>>63590459
I never liked any of the Human Centipedes, especcially 2 and 3, because isn't just the whole point of that movie to be gross for the sole purpose of being gross? It was just mindless. I don't mind gore and such, but if it's just used for shock value, and that alone, it's just dull.
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>>63593078
yes, damn, is so fucking bad, so many plot holes
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>>63590366
Jack and Jill.
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>>63593073

The first was the only bearable one.

I don't care what they are setting up. It's an awful work. Bad acting. Bad cinematography. Piss poor writing. Uninspired music. And, yes, bad unengaging action.

And while I usually have a good tolerance to blatant product placement, I was stunned by this movie. Seriously wow. They may as well have cut to a commercial break at certain intervals instead, it would have been way less jarring.
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>>63592357
I liked that movie! But I'm also a gay faggot who like to go to plays.
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>>63593147
>don't mess with muh cult and deep films pls
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>>63592822
Jesus christ who let these people have money
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I can admit it even though I legitimately like it.
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FUCK YOU

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
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>>63592893

The human bomb sequences were laughable and the highlight of the movie. More so the ending with Cross's character grand plan of just blowing himself up.

Pic related is a recent movie that I just cannot sit through. It's just nasty.
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>>63591980
>holding a candy cane like he's going to beat up somebody

Is this what good Christians do?
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>>63593244
>josh whedon
>bad writing

pick one
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>>63593302
Go back to twitter joss.

Oh WAIT
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>>63590661
It wasn't meant to be good, lel.
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>>63592254
That was the only episode of MST3K I ever saw. I can't believe that people find those assholes actually funny.
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>>63592866
>Reddit, the post
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>>63592536
I kinda liked it, the idea was okay.
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See You In Valhalla

Seeing qt 3.14 Sarah Hyland doesn't make up for how boring this movie is.
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>>63592853
look at this faggot
look at him and laugh
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>>63593302

>joss whedon

I was really hoping I didn't just run into an actual Micheal bay fan. I see the confusion here. Go back and read my first post.
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>>63593315

>Spend 6 previous movies building this retardly intricate lore

>last movie has nothing to do with anything and barely has any resolution
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>>63593378
No ones buying it joss
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>>63592217

I'm really not sure where Manos got the "it's so bad it's good" reputation. It's got zero entertainment value and even with the MST3K is incredibly dull and extremely hard to sit through.
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>>63592066

Fuck, dat Keira doe
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>The Room
i fucking don't understand people praising it. it's retarded to the point where i felt uncomfortable watching it. i should feel like that watching snuff movie, not this
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>>63593073
>>63593302
Are you seriously confusing the Transformers movie with the Avengers movie just because "Age of" is there? Holy shit, Marvelfags are more retarded than I thought.
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>>63593383
I tried but the writing was too shitty
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>>63592605
I liked him better when he was still fresh and clean too.
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>>63593302
hello reddit
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>>63593451

I'm talking about transformers not avengers, ya dingus.
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>>63593470
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>>63593281

I turned it off about 25 minutes into it.

I legitimately had no idea what was going on. It was just one long, protracted action scene. All my brain was registering was noise.
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>>63593428

That movie was awful and unsettling in all the most hilarious ways though. That why people like it.
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>>63593529

That car chase is legit one of the worst action scenes I've ever seen. I thought Bay was the gold standard for incomprehensibility but fucking hell, this was so much worse and it goes on forever.
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>>63593073
Mcu fans confirmed for being dumber than bay fans
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>>63593428
Like Wicker Man (the remake, the original is good), The Room to many is one of those "So bad it's entertaining" films.
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>>63593579

Why were the TNG movies so bad?
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>>63593281
>We should make another Die Hard film
>But here's the catch - WE'RE FOCUSING ON HIS SON AND WE'LL GET THE FAT FUCK WHO DIRECTED THE MAX PAYNE MOVIE
>Oh and it's rated R
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>>63593498
why would you defend michael bay, I mean granted bad boys 1 is good and the rock has nick cage but the transformers is shit
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>>63593549
>hilarious
if you're retarded maybe.
it was garbage-tier shit and most people praising it probably never saw it in the first place and do so just to be one of the "cool" kids.
it's the case with all "it's so bad, it turnout good" movies.
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>>63593608
actually ialso really liked pain and gain
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>>63593590
Once Civil War comes out they'll probably believe that Marvel invented that term, and any other use of the term Civil War is a reference.
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>>63593608

I'm not defending Bay though.

I'm very confused now, I'm just going to walk away from this.
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>>63593596
i don't know... i'm more fan of the TNG episodes rather than the original ST.
it's actually a shame 'cos a lot of two-parters were pretty great
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literally the minutes of my life i regret wasting the most.
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Eragon, that movie had a dragon with feathers and my autism just couldn't take it. It was also godawful dogshit
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>>63593624

Eh

Alright, anon.
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>>63593651
at least admit that antmen was great
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>>63593701
Not anon, but antman is a top 5 marvel movie (mcu).

Don't know what that has to do bout it, better than any of joss' mcu movies
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>>63593679
>my hands are shining: the movie
i actually wanted to post this
>>63593695
if you want to defend your opinion just do so...
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>>63591902
>Asylum Films
You ate a bright flashing labeled pill bottle of cyanide and expected to come out unscathed.
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>>63593701
>Has no concept of the conversation at hand
>Keeps replying like an idiot despite several people pointing out the mistake
>Won't own up to it, keeps going at it
>Now demands that you say you like their movies
MCUfags, everyone.
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it ruined Cage for me. Up to that point he had at least decent run with his movies
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>>63592315
This right here is without a doubt the worst movie I've ever seen
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it was an actual shit
>eliot has autism
>agents are a bunch of retards
>alien has a shining finger
>dat "phallus" speach
fuck this movie
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Probably the biggest disappointment I had in a theater. The first one was one of my favorite movies as a 12 year old.
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>>63592315
only the first Scary Movie was good...
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>>63593897
The sequel was way better
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>>63592412
You think Starving Games is bad? Try watching the even more obscure one, The Hungover Games.
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>>63593912
now i remember...
sitting in that cinema...
hyped as fuck...
movie starts...
WHAT THE FUCK?!
i was maybe 10 at that time
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>>63593927
you mean Star Wars?
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>>63593982
ET 2
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>>63593729

I mean it seems like you just look at the movie for what it really is, which is indisputably bad. I can't really argue that.

People look at it in different perspective though. I think whats different about The Room is how amateur it is. People aren't really exposed to that type of movie typically, so they don't know how bad a movie can really be. That's why despite it probably being the worst thing they ever watched, it's so unique to them and it's so fun to wonder what any of them were thinking, it is looked at in a positive light. Also, the back story to the movie and Tommy Wiseau helps make it even funnier. The thing cost millions to make despite what the end product looks like.


Still I don't blame you for just seeing it like it is.
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>>63593912
My favorite part of the MK franchise was when the first one ended with a closeup shot of Christopher Lambert's Raiden's face and the second one began with the exact same shot, except Lambert had been replaced by an even bigger literally who.
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>>63593922
Not Another Teen Movie is also at least as good as Scary Movie. All the other Movie movies were shit.
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>>63592536
>mfw my friends thought it was real...
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>>63594016
Ha, that was before James Remar got some mainstream cred as Dexter's dad. Up until then, for me, he was "that guy that's running in that Sherilyn Fenn tit scene my dad taped using the end of my Krull VHS right after they blow up the Beast's castle". I'd come to find out that the movie was Boxing Helena.
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There was this Sci-fi original that was basically a knockoff of Core.

There's a scene in it where an earthquake creates terrible cgi cracks in the ground and because they ran out of budget, they couldn't afford to show the characters jumping over said cgi cracks so they filmed the actors from the waist up hopping around like they were jumping over the cracks.

It was so bad that I just kind of blanked out for the next 5 minutes while my brain tried to grasp what I had just witnessed.
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>>63593992
>ET 2
wut?
>>63593995
your whole argument leads up to the "it's so meta" point.
and i understand it. but why should i reach into that pile of shit to enjoy it?
it has a cult status now. ok... but in my opinion it's really undeserved.
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the worst movie ive ever paid money to see
nothing ever comes close
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>>63594027
>Not Another Teen Movie
i think it's even better due to the simple fact that it wasn't so obscene
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>>63594113
>ET 2
I gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OsRPWRJ7PY
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>>63590410
It's bad, but not as bad as salvation

Haven't seen Genisys, and probably never will
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>>63594152
kek.
it's just this or there's more?
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>>63594113

>it's so meta

Yeah that really sums it up. Anyone who tries to tell you it belongs on a list of best movies ever just based on that though, is most definitely retarded.
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>>63594148
huh?
>the shit on the chest bit
>the getting caught masturbating by your family scene

that movie was very obscene, but it was funny at the same time
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>>63594103
>knockoff of the Core
That's like a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of someone's hairy butthole from a copier machine.

>>63594148
I think other than the superior jokes in NATM was that everyone actually acted the shit out of their parts instead of sleepwalked through a series of bullshit nonsequiter scenes.
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>>63592893
My body is 65% percent water. What the fuck, this is basic knowledge.
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>>63594186
>salvation
Salvation was actually kinda enjoyable.
T3 was garbage
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>>63593956
Hungover has a higher RT rating than Starving despite grossing much less.
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The only thing that kept me in my seat next to my retarded friends was the fact that one of them was my ride.

Rachel Nicols' perfect heaving bosom kept me from losing my fucking mind.
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>>63592822
this picture is the worst thing ive ever seen
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Fuck everyone involved in this movie
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>>63594329
DUDE IM A SUPERHERO LMAO
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>>63594070
I went over to a friend of a friend's after watching it and some child whom had also seen the movie thought it was real, too
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>>63594295
This was awful. Everything that was iconic about Schwarzenegger's version was wiped from it. That skull cave at the end was the only thing that even vaguely reminded me of the first one. No Wheel of Pain. No Tree of Woe. No camel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5KYZ74OAak
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>>63594295
The quality drop from the original to this remake was almost as big as that between the two A Nightmare on Elm Street movies.
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>>63590410
Bad movie, but not horrible.
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>>63594329
i havent ever heard of this but christoph waltz deserves better
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>>63594215
need to rewatch...
>>63594221
based opinion
>>63594329
this.
and i fucking hate Rogen.
i can't bare him
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>>63594344
That's exactly what the movie is

It's fucking unbearable
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You fuckers THINK you've seen bad movies. Go look up Ulli Lommel's Son of Sam and get back to me.
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>>63590366
This piece of shit came to mind. Just embarrassing.
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>>63593679
I liked it...
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>>63594103

Yep.
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>>63590366
I liked it. There's not a lot of space operas out there, so it suffers heavily by comparison. But it reminds me of those 1990s Outer Limits episodes.
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>>63590680
Why aren't you building a giant Sylvester Stallone?
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>>63593799
0/10 bait.
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Another stinker sequel/redo
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This was like a really shitty grindhouse wannabe flick. Watched for the obvious reasons, but it was so fucking bad I couldn't even fap to it.
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>>63593679

this movie's not really that bad
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Anything that tries to be Tarantino.
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>>63593799
That movie was hillarious though. It was supposed to be a satire, it's not meant to be taken seriously. Probably Cage's funniest role.
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"It's actually really good man, way better than sanders usual movies"

Fuck you
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What's that Chris Evans movie about super powers? Was directed by an asian or something. Dakota Fanning was in it.
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>Twilight
I've watched only the first one tho...
It has a lot of reused shots. On a top of being idiotic teen girl movie with mongolian cast
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>>63594659
people tried to say that about his shitty netflix movie that just came out
it was even worse than pixels
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>>63594675
Push. It was bad but sort of a guilty pleasure. Dakota Fanning was hot as fuck in it.
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>>63593296
Yes, we beat people with giant candy cans each and every Sunday after church. Join us Anon.
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>Snowpiercer
Concept was retarded
Execution was bad
It was bad.
Although i can give it a slack just because it was independant
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>>63593596
Shat about Generations?
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>>63590366
I know it wasn't good, but i liked it.
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>>63592536
even for a found footage movie this was terrible.
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This is the worst fucking movie I've ever seen in theaters.
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>>63595049
Fuck.
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Battlefield Earth was entertaining.
Terminator 3 is best of the whole franchise. (people just need to get their childhood head out of 2's ass)

This is what a bad movie is. Probably not fair listing these parody movies that came after Scary Movie though.
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>>63593281
wait..he had a son? since when?

Always forgot to watch that one
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This is what Hell is like.
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>>63593302
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>>63590459
>William "Bill" Boss, a psychotic prison warden, watches the end of The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) with his accountant Dwight Butler. Bill says that he hates the films as his feet are massaged by his assistant, Daisy, who says she quite enjoyed them. Bill sexually assaults Daisy, by sucking his fingers, and then inserting them into her vagina, and claims that women should not be allowed an opinion, much to the dismay of Dwight, who tries to pitch a 'brilliant idea', but is interrupted by a phone call.

>Bill and Dwight are then summoned to the scene of an assault within the prison. One of the officers has been stabbed by an inmate. For punishment, Bill decides to snap the arm of the prisoner, exposing the bone and causing immense pain. He promises to do it again when his bones are healed, after hurling several racial slurs at him.

>Back in the Warden's office, Bill receives a mysterious package. After asking what it contains, Bill reveals to Dwight that it is a jar of specially imported dried African clitorises, which he eats 'for strength'. After this, Bill waterboards an unruly Native American inmate with boiling water, disfiguring him.
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I have no idea why I saw this in theaters
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>>63592315
>>63592822
>>63595258
>>63595134
>>63595557

God damn do I fucking hate these parody-films. What kind of people go to watch these fucking things? Children?
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>>63595602
Idiots from /tv/ apparently >>63595557
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>>63590680
>>63594538
Kekekeke
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The first two were already awful but this one? Holy shit, was it embarrassing to watch.
The only decent things about it were Mad Mel and maybe Banderas.
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>>63590366

I genuinely enjoyed Battlefield Earth and don't understand the hate for it.
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>>63591951
>From the producers of
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>>63592822
Is that Kevin Sorbo?
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>>63592822
I know I saw this, but I don't remember much of it at all. I think there was a dance battle at some point.

My pick for worst is Disaster Movie, which is just Ike Barinholtz from MadTV 'fame' (that is, before Mindy Project) just changing through several different Halloween costumes of various capeshit characters circa 2008. There were also grindcore Alvin and the Chipmunks iirc
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>>63594769
Bong Jong Ho should stick to crime dramas, Memories of Murder and Mother are both superb. The Host and Snowpiercer are both meh
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>>63593011
I was in a room where someone was watching Age of Extinction on a big tv, and I just read on the couch until the Dinobots showed up. Nothing made any sense before then. What was VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS doing? How was he a mad scientist redneck? I could not follow the plot at all
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>>63596186
Don't you have some psychiatrists to be upset at?
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>>63596469
Well, to be fair to Frank Miller, ScarJew looks her hottest in this
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>>63596469
Oh God. NO. FUCK.

I was thinking it'd be like Sin City only better. Mom liked Sin City, so I took her. I TOOK MY MOTHER TO SEE THIS FUCKING THING, ANON. WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THIS. FUCK YOUUUUUUU ---
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>>63596469
It was so awful
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A friend dared me to try to sit through this whole movie. I didn't last more than 20 minutes. So bad.
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>>63596469

I paid to see this in theaters. Grew up reading the comic, was utterly disgusted at how piss poor the movie was. I left 40 minutes into the movie. Only time I've ever walked out of a movie theater, or any theater for that matter, in my life.
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I'm not sure which teacher had the idea to watch this at the London IMAX with the entire school year, but it was a bad idea.
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>>63593281
>Damn it son, I guess this is A Good Day to Die hard with Bruce Willis

I nearly turned it off on the spot
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Armageddon
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>>63595602
The first 2 1/2 Scary Movie films were passable. Now they are just literally the same fucking movie with a few new pop culture references.

May as well fucking watch Family Guy. I can't believe shit like Haunted House and Superhero Movie get made.

It boggles my mind how people can be that fucking stupid to watch every single one
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>>63594148
>>63594027
>Retards pretending that Not another teen movie is any better than Meet the spartans or movie 43 etc.

Stop, clear your head of nostalgia
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>>63596944
>Haunted House

Fuck man, I've got a friend who thinks they're hilarious. I decided to watch Haunted House 2 with him because why the fuck not (not in theaters, I'd never pay for that shit), and jesus christ was it fucking terrible.

I wanted to kill myself, and it felt like it went for hours when it wasn't even an hour and a half long.
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>>63593028
Dude the slogan was 'the blood war is on'. What did you expect?
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>You will never see a Scary/Epic/Superhero parody movie made by Seth McFarlane and Adam Sandler
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>>63595258
>Bryan "I am a serious actor" Callen
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>>63591980
why do they even make christmas movies??
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>>63593679
better than ET
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>>63592822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVHWJ9jPYw8
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>>63590366
Simply terrible film.
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>>63594027
Not another teen movie was great
>reggie ray concussion count
>token black guy
>"But I'm the reformed cool guy who's seen the error of his ways"
>I'm getting pussy no matter what
>Even if it with dirty slut

tons of sight gags and background gags. I might even go as far to say that it was better than scary movie. Scary movie 2 was pretty good as well
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>>63592066
Lancelot looking like a villain threw me off
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I actually took a chick to see this for some reason I still don't know today. I turned down fucking her because I was so embarrassed at how bad the movie was. Literally left her alone on her doorstep after she'd invited me in lmao. Spent 2 months brushing her off after that I was still cringing so hard about the movie. Seems silly now, missed some B+ pussy.

Even over a year later I can't think of one redeeming thing about that fucking movie.
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>>63592066

I love this movie. Your a cunt.
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>tfw I actually have a friend who watches those dogshit movies (like >>63593028) unironically, but whenever I try to watch an actual movie with him he keeps using his phone or getting up and doing whatever, sometimes never bothering to come back

It's why I just watch movies alone now
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>>63598097
This is my girlfriend
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>>63598069
You're**
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>>63597925
>I turned down fucking her because I was so embarrassed at how bad the movie was.
Normally I just assume the retarded stories people post here are fake and they're just trying to impress the other idiots here, but this is so hilariously autistic I'm going to buy it.
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I hired this movie on DVD because I thought it was liar liar. Fucking hated it, Zooey Deschanel was such an insufferable manic pixie dream girl cunt in it
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>>63598194
>I hired this movie
que
Did you fire it afterwards?
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>>63598212
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>>63598212
>I'm American
It's okay buddy me too. Why are you awake? I'm pulling an all nighter for a final
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>>63598194
I moved back to my parents house for a short stint after uni when this came out, they lived in a pretty rural area with incredibly slow internet so the only way to access movies was to hire them from the dvd shop

although come to think of it I guess I would fire this movie if it was an employee of mine
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Rubber
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>>63598237
Wait, stop. Why does that chiwawa have eyebrows? What's going on?
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The Dark Knight Rises
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>>63598247
>Why are you awake?
I've lost control of my life 2bh.
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>>63590366
FUCK YOU OP BFE IS FUCKING AWESOME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63598178
>>63598232
>>63598367
See, I know you were trying to deter people from watching this, but now I'm downloading it because of your webums.
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>>63595602
people who laugh at "references" but can't use 2% of their brain to enjoy a parody or rather learn the difference.

>>63596161
>The first one
neat idea,
>the second
okay the first one was decently successful maybe it warranted a sequel
>pg-13 sequel and a tv series
now they confirmed they love the smell of their own shit. congrats you suck
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>>63598448
SeaOrg semi-slave detected
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>>63593279
But Waterworld is a solid post-apoc B-movie. The only problem it has is its A-movie budget.
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>>63595162
since the first movie
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>>63598177
It's 100% true anon. Most autistic moment of my life. Even now I'm more embarrassed that I took a girl to see that movie and thought at the time it was a good idea than just leaving her lol.
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>>63595358
>Governor Hughes (Eric Roberts) arrives and orders Bill and Dwight to clean up their act otherwise they will be fired. In a desperate attempt to gain respect, Bill orders a 'mass castration' of the inmates, and graphically castrates one of the prisoners (Robert LaSardo) and eats his cooked testicles for lunch. Daisy is then forced to perform fellatio on Bill in front of Dwight, who angrily stamps papers in the corner. Upon completing the act, Daisy eats one of the dried clitorises, mistaking them for candy.


Man this is autistic. I pity the actors who associate with that kind of garbage.
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>>63595358
>what the fuck this can't be real
>look it up
>it is
>also Eric Roberts is in this movie

COME ON ERIC YOURE BETTER THAN THAT
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>>63592315

This.
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>>63593078

I don't know why people point to this bit when the other characters basically laugh at her for saying it
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>>63592822
it was bad but not THAT bad
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>>63592217

Movie was so bad main actor killed himself shortly after
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>>63595134
terminator 1 is the best in the franchise m7
terminator 2 is good and hella entertaining but it's a dumbed down action movie, not sci-fi thriller...
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>>63592315
>from 2 of the 6 writers of scary movie

One good joke in a Friedberg/Seltzer movie and they waste it on the cover
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>>63598854
lol
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>>63596930
Armageddon is comfy and entertaining as fuck.
>>63597824
no it's not.
it has one of the best villians in comic-book movie history.
not to mention actually good visuals and for once good origin story (except of batman begins)
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>>63596161

Expendables 2 was great fuck you. Agree about 1 and 3 however
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>>63598999
nice trips but it wasn't
it may be one of the greatest series of all time but only if it would be produced in the year 2000 max
>>63598880
lol wut?
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>>63598212
kek
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>>63593679
>7.1 on the internet meme database
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>>63594329
I unironically watched this movie 5 times or more desu
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>>63594659
>>63594687
Pixels was alright, but I found it hard to get through the netflix movie without Blart
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50% of netflix
this is a pointless discussion
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>>63596888
i caught a minute of this on the telly the other day why is the cgi so behind what was possible at the time?
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>>63593302
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>>63592066
I liked it for some action.
>>63592822
Saw this one in theaters
>>63593028
And this one too, friends and I still make fun of Ir and remind the guy who suggested to see it everytime.

Worst movie to add to thread: Winter's Tale ( in theaters because of a girl, she apologized to how shit it was). Will Smith as the devil made me kek though.
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>>63592217
For you
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>>63592822
Commentary with Hercules and ike barenholtz arguing is hilarious
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The Last Airbender
painful in almost every way
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Special effects are just awful. It was made in the 00s and they had a big-ass budget since it's Disney, so they have no excuse.
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