Is this DUDE a good actor?
>>63588725
Obligatory
>>63588725
A "good" actor should be versatile. He basically plays himself in every fucking movie.
Somebody once told me my wife was gonna kek me
I ain't the darkest guy in my bed
It looking pretty fun with his penis and his cum as I watched by myself in my kekshed
Well the bulls start cumming and they don't stop cumming
Gotta prep the bull them go to the shed running
Didn't make sense not to watch for fun
Your wife gets pleased but you cock stays numb
Black cocks to see black cocks to suck
So what's wrong with letting your wife kek?
You'll never know if you don't show
Tyrone all your wifes special holes
Hey now you're a kekold prep the bull and go away
Hey now you're a kekold watch Tyrone and your wife play
All little white dicks are chodes
Only black cocks break the mold
It's a hot place and they say it gets hotter
You're getting keked now wait till you meet her toddler
But the moderators beg to differ
Judging by the bans in the report page pictures
The cocks we prep are getting pretty big
My wife's getting wet Tyrone ple is jump right in
My dicks on fire bow about yours?
That's the way I like it and ill never get bored
[Chorus 2x]
I once had an inquire if I could share my wife with Jamiar
I need to double penetrate in that ads
I said yep what a concept I could prep another bull myself
But only black cocks get the strange
[Repeat verse 2 and 3]
[Chorus]
Thoughts?
>>63589860
I'll admit, I kekd (like him)
>>63589860
More than anything, I appreciate the actual effort you put into making OC. Made me laugh and put the time in - you deserve more responses than you're going to get, unfortunately
10/10
>>63589860
UNDERRATED POST OF [THE CURRENT YEAR]
>>63589860
lel/10
>>63588725
He got Keked
he likes WEED
>>63589860
Bravo.
>>63588725
WEED
Seth Rogan in real life is a staunch republican and anti-drug crusader that teaches sunday school and prefers to read and play chess on his quiet Sundays after that.
He reads the great philosophers when he feels like light reading and does it all in their native language editions as he speaks several languages. A little known fact is he graduated MIT summa cum laude after his thesis in quantum mechanics and how matter interacts in difference differently due to the light spectrum they are observed under gained traction.
Yes. He is a great actor cause this man can pull off the "lol dude, weed!" when his secret is he could not be any more different from that character.
>>63589860
Nice.
>>63589860
>>63591160
What's that from? It looks exactly like Earthbound but I don't recognize that text box.
>>63588725
DUDE JUST SMOKE MY WIFE LMAO
>>63591720
Undertale, /v/'s flavor of the month. Pretty much Earthbound 2.0.
>>63589860
>someone actually spent time typing this out and thinking about kekolding and bbc
>>63591692
He's liberal m8
>>63591841
He has the whole world fooled. That is how dedicated he is to staying in character. He has literally stayed in character for 10 years in the public eye. DDL couldn't pull that shit off.
DUDE JEWISH NEPOTISM LMAO
>>63591841
>replying to that post
>>63589860
>an actual human being sat down at his keyboard and thought "today, i will rewrite smash mouth to be about kekolding"
>>63591899
I know but it's hard to tell the difference either bait or legit retard anymore in this board, truly bizarro board sometimes.
>>63591773
>>63591937
And I'd take the time to sing it and post it on YouTube too if nobody was home to hear me singing it.
>>63591964
I would love to hear you sing it, anon.
>>63591773
>>63591937
Looks like it's morning time in Tel Aviv again
>>63589860
lol
>>63588725
He's a fat fuckin jew,,,so NO!
>>63591841
How that tweet sure showed him
I MADE A CHRISTMAS MOVIE
BARRUMP BUM BUM BUM
MY CAREER IS IN DECLINE
BARRUMP BUM BUM BUM
I WILL EAT TO FEEL BETTER
BARRUMP BUM BUM BUM
ME AND MY BONG
>>63588725
>Narrator: In fourteen hundred ninety-two. Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
>A ship batters against the storm. The crew calls for the captain.
>Narrator: But what you didn’t know, is that he brought a lot… of green.
>Paper Planes starts playing
>The captain’s door swing open, releasing a column of smoke. A figure stumbles through the haze coughing.
>Seth Rogan as Christopher Colombus
>Rogan: I’m telling you, the world is round!
>Melissa McCarthy as Queen Isabella
>McCarthy: Listen, I am round. The world is not!
>Jay Baruchel as King Ferdinand II
>Baruchel: (passes joint) You know… I might just be high enough to believe that.
>Michael Cera as Montezuma
>Fully nude and drenched in blood, Michael Cera sprints through the jungle
>In a clearing, Rogan is smoking a joint with James Franco (playing himself). Franco raises his hands and Cera slices off his fingers and the joint.
>Rogan and Franco make eye contact and scream as blood gushes from Franco’s hand
>Colombus Day (All vowels are pot leaves)
>Music Stops
>Franco is dodging Cera’s knife while Rogan fumbles around in the mud
>Rogan: I can’t find your fingers dude!
>Franco: Forget the fingers! (dodges swing) Save the joint!
>October 2016
>>63594170
>James Franco (playing himself)
Lel
>>63594170
This. I like this.
>>63594170
>>Paper Planes starts playing
>>63594170
Id believe this
>>63594170
>>63589860
>>63594170
I would honestly watch this and probably really like it
>>63594170
That sounds better than anything Rogen has ever done
Guys/girls, you're literally being taken for a ride. You need to stop this seth is a kek bulls hit. /pol/ is literally pushing it on you because they're conservative and want to see people not like them destroyed. Seth Rogen is a good guy- he's interested in equality, and calling out Christianity for its atrocities. Seth has done more fir minorities and women even if just talking on twitter, do please don't get manipulated against him by that shit hole /pol/.
>>63595783
Hi Seth!
>>63595840
No just fucking stop with this meme
>>63595783
>calling out Christianity for its atrocities
Oh wow how fucking brave of him to do that in the current social climate
>>63595945
Seth it's okay, I like some of your roles, no need to be so defensive. Have you considered making this movie: >>63594170.
I'd go watch it.
