Host: Chris Hemsworth
"Musical" guest: Chance the Rapper
I've never heard of either the host or the musical guest.
***
Where is Capsbro?
>>63588234
The host is Thor. I have no idea where Capsbro has been. He made a thread for the season premiere and hasn't been seen since.
>>63588234
Are you trying to sound cool or are you really that out of touch?
>>63588234
Chance the Rapper is a rapper
>>63588234
Dead, I'm his replacement.
>>63588326
I have never seen his albums in any of the record stores I've visited.
>>63588328
>that quality
don't even bother
>>63588234
For fucks sake man, who doesn't know Hemsworth at this point?
who drinking/ here?
>>63588391
Shut up Boco. Go back to /co/
link to stream?
>>63588351
I believe its purely online stuff he releases, cause he literally makes his shit by himself and self promoted himself "literally" from viral social media self-marketing and online music circles.
He's makes pretty decent music as well, I enjoy some of his material.
If you want to listen to him, google Acid Rap.
>>63588415
Me. Got my cheapest vodka sold in Pennsylvania
>>63588415
drinking a sixpack of this stuff
last week had some funny moments for the first time all season, lets see what happens this week
>>63588276
>>63588292
>>63588326
>>63588391
I don't read comic books and I most certainly don't watch movies based on them.
I haven't bought a rap album since 1995
oh hey it's will ferrell
Will Ferrell outta nowhere!
Hey it's that guy we know
>>63588470
vlad?
>Will Ferrel
HOLY SHIT
GOAT
DUDR REPUBLICANS LMAO
>>63588556
mad lol
Jay Leno called, he wants his cheap, tired-out Bush jokes back
>>63588556
IT'S 2015 WHY ARE THERE STILL BORDERS AND LAWS?!?!?!?!?
I MEAN COME ON
DUDE POLITICS LMAO
>>63588482
But you dont have to watch his movies to have heard of him...
>>63588610
I mean, yea, that's pretty much what cold opens are
Gonna be a long night.
that was pretty good
the mad republicans in this thread made it even funnier
>>63588610
>>63588595
>>63588579
>>63588556
>everyone here buttmad because muh politics joke
>best open so far of the season
DUDE LEPRECHAUNS LMAO
I don't know how Trump's poll numbers can be so high. Everyone I know is voting for Hilary.
i hope they do that sketch with the chicken captain again
When will Will Farrel retire? The guy sucks
>>63588668
yahoos who operate solely on fear
>>63588668
don't visit /pol/ much?
He looks small now. Is he sick?
>>63588668
And which city are you speaking from?
Man. He looks so different with the shorter hair and slimmer body
Everywhere they go they must also shitpost.
>>63588668
My old, retired neighbors are dedicated Trump supporters. Those are the people who vote and I imagine that's who Trump's target audience is.
>>63588722
Chicago.
>>63588668
Are you a New Yorker movie critic?
>>63588727
Ayyy, fucking Strayans
KILL HIM KILL KYLE MOONEY
DUDE ROUGH HOUSING LMAO
Theres always a cabaret dancer backstage.
Two achers... gotta remember that one.
this is like the british office
>>63588757
YES PLEASE
PLEASE END IT
END IT ALL
Leslie Jones is literally Poochie the actress. All she is is a "hip," one-note, punchline character.
better than a musical number
>>63588768
And Abraham Lincoln and a llama.
HIGH TEST
/toy/ btfo
Colin Jost looks like a young Seth MacFarlane.
Another reason to despise him.
Hey look, its /toy/.
>>63588747
>Chicago
Of course they're gonna vote for fucking Hilary. It's a town of jaded, hippie Libfucks and gibsmedat muh programs negroes.
Did you seriously think it would be any different?
DUDE NERDS LMAO
Star wars posters BTFO
>Doug Vader
>Doug Vader
lel
BTFO
Do you think capsbro takes that HIV prevention drug? Or is he one of those bug chasers?
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>/toy/ btfo
More Star Wars shit alright!
>>63588852
who gives a shit
It's like, all those people who were losers in high school? They're actually the cool ones now.
>>63588887
no they're still fucking faggots
>>63588887
No, no they're not.
God forbid they make Keenan or Jay or Michael one of the pathetic, ugly nerds.
>>63588887
Are we quoting 21 jump street or what?
That girl holding the cake had been in other commercials but I cant remember which one
Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
>>63588899
Nah, I heard some asshole saying that on NPR today.
>>63588415
who /fancy/ here?
>>63588923
To attract men.
>>63588887
hello there reddit
>>63588923
same reason they pretend to like vidya
>>63588887
Why didn't I become cool then?
DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO
>>63588923
Girls should stop trying to have the same interest as guys.
If guys were into doing girly shit, they would be considered homos
>tfw when you obsess over Transformers toys
Least I'm not as bad as those guys.
... I hope.
DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO
Is that suppose to be ted Cruz?
>>63588937
>drinking e150 whiskey is somehow makes you "fancy"
i swear to god these 12 year olds
DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO
DUDE BRIDGEGATE LMAO
Greta Van Susteren and Paula Poundstone have the same voice
DUDE POP CULTURE REFERENCE LMAO
Kate would get it!
>>63588965
so mad
>>63588973
so mad
>>63589009
so mad
Didn't Jay do a Ben Carson impersonation a few weeks ago? I remember it being a lot better than this.
>>63589049
so mad
>>63589042
only if youve got a slit m8
I bet they love those kinds of sketch because they don't have to pretend they're not looking at cue cards.
why wasn't chris hemsworth in that sketch? i thought the host was always in every sketch
>Mooney digital short
This is gonna suck.
Do people actually vote Republican in real life or is it just an internet meme?
>>63589008
>e150 whiskey
I google that and now I'm depressed ;_;
>>63588351
he only has two and there not even actual albums they are online mixtapes,obviously they mad a big impact on everyone cause he id the first totally independent artist to perform,check Acid Rap out on "DatPiff" if your intrested in very well done jazz influenced rap but all his songs he dropped since then have been nowhere as good as Acid Rap so I guess he is done
wtf american hemsworth is michael ironside
>>63589091
>Voting republican
>internet meme
Sure is /pol/ I here
THIS IS ALREADY INFINITELY BETTER THAN LAST WEEK
>>63589130
Last week was pretty great though.
TELL ME THAT TOMORROW WHEN YOU'RE MAKING ME BRUHHUUHHFLLAAA
McIntosh would approve of this parody of toxic masculinity.
>>63589148
Spotted the newfag
>TFW YOU WILL NEVER WAKE UP NEXT TO SASHEER
W H I T E D
Oh god why this again
Yep, this is Disney alright.
>>63589173
neither would he
>>63589177
BLANKED
>>63589095
don't be. at least you're now aware that colour does not equate "better" whiskey.
Can't hide those guns.
that tat
He has a tattoo?
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH KYLE MOONEY IN THIS EPISODE
WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER
does that say approved?
What does the tattoo say?
>>63589231
appreciate i think
OMG JUST END THIS DAMN SKETCH. SHAKE MY HEAD, FAMILY
>Disney channel parody
>no sign of Vanessa Bayer's overzealous disney actress character
Disappointing to be honest
>>63589232
APPREC-
>>63589215
whats his tat say
>>63589251
Appreciate
PETE "DUDE I'M NOT GAY LMAO" DAVIDSON
>written by: not taram killam
kekkest
based Tina and Amy
DUDE SPRINGSTEEN LMAO
Next week's show should be pretty fucking good
If they drop the ball with all that talent, I may stop watching forever
Cecily doesn't look pregnant at all. Do you think she got an IUD to stop getting pregnant?
>my wife's son the movie
At least next week will be good.
And last week was great, so... I guess this is the boring interlude?
>>63589116
nah bro, chance is the goat, he's just waiting to release his best stuff on his album
went to see him live, great show. stood directly at teh foot at the stage. although he only played like first verse of all his songs
TINA AND AMY
AND BRUCE!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>63589166
No you didn't. Everyone loved last week.
Taran didn't even want his name associated with that sketch
There's no way they can fuck up this year's Christmas special right?
Can Seth really grow a nice beard like that?
So Daddy's Home is about c uckolding?
>>63589303
Saying this is already better than last week is a MEME here, newfag
Kate looks hot as fuck in this sketch!
>>63589116
Sunday candy tho
>>63589347
no it isn't
kill yourself
>>63589347
Everything about your post was a meme.
>>63589326
I hope seth and jimmy come back and they take over weekend update with amy and tina so we can get a week without the 5 minute daily show interval
Whats the benefit of curving the TV?
>>63589326
The only way I see them fucking up is by going way overboard with the past alumni cameos and obscuring the actual cast, which is a real possibility.
I would expect at least 10 random cameos by the end of the monologue tbqh
DAT CECILY
>>63589384
it makes it more expensive
Do you think Amy's boyfriend would be famous if he weren't a rich Jew?
He is as talented as Tucker Carlson
Cecily looks thinner this week
...
>>63589384
The same exact benefit as curving a phone.
Nothing
>tfw you will never spend christmas with cecily becily
Uhhhhhh...
>>63589421
she finally had that baby
joy, this joke again
>kate in that oufit and wig
muh dik
>>63589421
I hope she didn't lose the baby.
This sketch isn't funny at all.
>>63589421
Abortions will do that to you.
Why haven't we seen Vanessa?
Modern Broadway!!
>something even worse got cut for this
>>63589439
they have curved phones now?
this is fucking terrible
How was something cut before this.
>>63589474
At least the ladies look good
>>63589465
Getting into her Jacob makeup.
This is really stupid.
Kate is the best part of this sketch.
this is really stupid
who has cecily clevage screens from last week?
>you will never put it in Cecily
>>63589483
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_Galaxy_S6
ABBRA KADEBRA
TOONCES!
That was bad.
Like... last sketch of the night bad.
Oh, it's THAT sketch again.
>it's snowing
Kek, in what third-world country is it snowing right now?
What the fuck even was that?
what the fuck was that
I heart Broadway musicals like this.
Jesus who's idea was it to let such a literal sheboon onto this show.
>>63589525
oh, yeah, i know about the side thing. i thought they were like actually convexly curved
>>63589518
When Mike O'Brien broke up with her, she said on twitter he didn't have enough sex with her out some shit like that
Best part was the ending when they all die in a car accident
>>63589562
Don't be shocked if that happens in the coming years
>>63589544
>>63589552
they crashed and died
>>63589557
unless you're female, you may in fact be a homosexual
>>63589544
>>63589552
It's supposed to be a parody of a Sondheim musical but no one outside of NYC is going to know this
>>63589560
>>>/b/
>>63589587
nigger
if he doesnt do cocoa butter kisses im gonna be pissed
>>63589525
I still use an s3 with freedompop. :(
>>63589568
damn what a douche
>>63589568
I bet she is fucking insatiable
>>63589572
That won't happen because no one wants to put a curved phone in their pockets. Curved tablets, maybe.
>>63589580
I like transgirls but definitely am more attracted to women than men.
>>63589572
look up the nokia morph, shit is gonna be crazy in a few years
that one black chick is pretty cute
Not the giant one
>Rashida Jones
Oh hey this looks good possibly
>TBS
Into le trash it goes
Chance the rapper is tumblrcore
this is another sketch, right?
He's no Leon Bridges.
Aaaand muted.
Adult's head on a child's body
>rap
I haven't listened to any Chance after Acid Rap but this sounds pretty good
>>63589653
Funnest joke of the night so far
is this new?
This is I'm white and listen to hip hop core.
>>63589625
I love rashida. The older she gets the more she looks like a jew.
go back to reddit if you dont like chance tbqh
mute and piss time
this shit is chill af
>>63589682
what? /r/hiphopheads loves chance
is this a new song?
>>63589706
Those jeans are tight af, too
>>63589675
Bullshit. I've heard my wife's son listening to Chance, and he's not white.
This faux-jazz rap is so fucking boring
Other guy looks like Nas
Leave it in Church.
>>63589725
disgusting
Holy shit this is bad, god damn I can't believe people actually think this sounds good.
This nigg spazzin like he's trying to be Kendrick
Spike lee pwn3d him
Kek, this dancing
Hotline Meme btfo to be honest
>>63589675
this is follow me here, whiter than white hip hop core
>>63589725
Top bait
>>63589725
>wifes son
can we please stop this meme
Chance used to make amazing music, but now only he makes his shitty pop gospel meme music.
Fuck him.
shuck and jive jigs
>>63589725
We have some bad news for you, then.
>LISTEN TO MUSIC FROM CHANCE THE RAPPER
>CONSUME! CONSUME!
>>63589725
>wife's son
when will this meme die?
Last week's music guest was way better.
>>63589725
>my wife's son
>getting together with single moms
I'd rather stay a virgin
>this show is still on the air
it's unfunny
it's cringe worthy
>Cecily in a little black dress and stockings
my dick has literally exploded
>>63589795
this desu, that black dude was fucking cool as hell
>>63589770
>>63589786
WHEN YOU FAGGOTS STOP RESPONDING TO IT.
who is your dream host + musical guest combo?
Alive people only
>>63589803
Every SNL thread has to get at least one of these posts
>>63589827
Bill Murray hosting and Wu Tang Clan performing Once Upon A Time in Shaolin songs
Time for Weekend Shitlibdate
time for the daily show segment
WU... lets see if this can salvage things...
minions
>2nd Omorosa joke of the season
Damn
What is Michael Che's full name? Michael Cheeseburger?
>y-yeah he's just faking it, r-really
aaand the trump tirade for the night
>>63589827
Christopher Walken and Taylor Swift
