If you made a deal with Liz Hurley to exchange your soul for seven wishes, what would those wishes be?
And how would they go hilariously wrong?
>>63585458
Each wish would represent a deadly sin.
The first one would be wishing for someone else to be happy so she can't fuck me over
>>63585458
I'd ask for a haircut.
>>63585458
1) Elizabeth Hurley would never age
2) I could fuck her whenever I please
And five unimportant things I guess.
>>63585477
Mind blown. Also checked.
>>63585529
What kind?
>>63585458
The last wish would be my soul back I know that
>>63585458
for Brendan Fraser's shit to be unfucked
erase the plane scene from existence
make brendan fraser swap net worths with bill gates
infinite wishes
1) 40 billion dollars
2) A 7.75 inch cock
3) A sex slave with shape-changing powers
4) The ability to play any instrument
5) The ability to read/speak any language
6) The ability to write flawless code in any language at several hundred words per minute
7) A six pack of beer
>>63585485
Who would be that someone else?
Why would I knowingly exchange my soul for bad wishes?
That's like some dude telling me to pay him 50k for a broken car.
>>63585605
>never ages
>retroactively applies
>she's a newborn forever
Enjoy anon
Never seen this, how does it end?
Does Justan go to hell?
>>63585683
>you get in the top 10 richest people alive and in turn you're a big target, people try to kidnap you, people are constantly trying to get money off you, etc...
>it's always that size and uncomfortable unless you're naked.
>she hates you and tries to kill you
>you can only for really popular songs you hate
>you always sound like a douche in all languages besides english
>your fingers break
>it's fucking bud light
>>63586298
No, he uses his last wish to wish that the girl he liked lived a happy life, and that triggers some kind of self sacrfice bullshit clause, and the Devil has to let him off. He meets some chick and it's implied they get together, so happy end.
Fucker missed his chance when he didn't want to bang to devil herself. I mean, it's still a cosmic divine being. No one in history is ever going to top that.
>Not wanting to fuck Liz Hurley Lucifer
>Not wanting to father the Antichrist
>Not wanting looking at black Jesus with a look of competent and pity when he asks if it was worth it.
Has somebody made anA L I M O N Yedit of OP's picture?
>>63585458
>tfw i remember going to the cinema for my like 10th birthday to see this
>>63585737
Where do you think we are?
1. Get the power to change the rules of the contract.
2. Change the rules of the contract.
3. Infinit wish without any of them ever turning bad.
4. ...
>>63588891
Brendan wished to be married. He didn't say anything about not paying alimony!
>>63586434
>tfw broken fingers
>tfw uncomfortable involuntary boner
>tfw nervously serenading angry sex slave and mob attempting to rob me, as I slowly back away from them
>tfw my song is a terrible Dutch rendition of "Photograph" by Nickelback
>Drunk off that now-empty bud light
Fuck you, Liz Hurley
probably nothing because i dont have a soul...
i suppose best case senario would be getting to tap that ass before i fade into nothingness
What if I wish for the perfect wish?
>>63589824
>Implying the large contract doesn't have a stipulation in it stating you can't wish to alter the contract
>>63585683
>That immediate transfer of money has to come from somewhere and you destroy the economy making the money worthless
>Enjoy your rooster
>It's a guy shapeshifter and he is diseased
>You can play the instrument but not particularly well
>You have stuttering and lisp problem
>Government assassinates you as they think you are working for ISIS
>Enjoy your Coors Light
>>63593262
>>63591143
>bud light
>coors
>not o'douls
Do you faggots even monkeypaw?
>Wish for the 100 smartest/best lawyers who have ever or will ever exist to work for me for free
>Have them examine the contract thoroughly
>Have them help me word my wishes to beat the contract.
That simple.
>>63593447
Why wouldn't you just wish to be smart?
>There is a deleted scene that can be seen on the DVD, which shows Elliot using one of his wishes to become a rock star, playing in a metal band and using a British accent. It was cut out because of images of drug use (Elliot takes a bong hit on stage and Alison tries to kill herself by swallowing pills), foul language (Elliot says a certain four-letter word a number of times), and sexual content (Elliot and Alison start to have sex right in the back room). It can be accessed on the DVD by going to the second Special Features page, highlighting the top choice, and clicking right. A devil on Elizabeth Hurley's shoulder should light up
>>63585697
ur fuckin mum lul
>>63593558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOz9pjMQy0
>>63593313
>tfw I know people who actually like and drink o'douls
