>It's a non-white people episode
>its a no niggers or display niggers accurately episode
So that episode about the guy from Africa who would suck the life out of people and make them turn white?
is this show worth watching nowadays?
>>63585174
>dat romanian gypsy witch episode
>dat Jewish zombie episode
>dat spanish sweating fungui enzyme episode
The list goes on and on, my man
>>63585256
Yes. Early seasons were very comfy and there are a lot of god-tier episodes throughout.
>Its a scully finds definitive proof aliens exist, there is no god, and all life was formed by aliens, but then decides not to tell anyone for two weeks causing all of the evidence to be destroyed because she didn't even try to back it up. Then she goes home and tells no one and continues believing a god she knows is false episode
>>63585256
new season coming in 2016. Might as well start it and watch the new season with a nice flow to it, my man
>it's a scully refuses to accept paranormal shit even when she directly witnesses it over and over episode
I find myself tuning out of a lot of episodes desu. There's a lot of great MotW episodes but most of them are just boring and forgettable
>It's a Scully gets infected by a slime monster who then makes her extremely horny and it lays his eggs inside her in a sweaty and forceful way episode.
>It's a Deep Throat's replacement is a huge dick episode
>It's a Skinner is framed for murder again episode
>>63585766
Mr. X was based as fuck. You never knew what side he was on and he could just as easily lay a beating on Mulder or Skinner as well as save their lives. I hated how they killed him for that boring as fuck blonde from the Walking Dead
>>63585808
Skinner was the Worf of the X-Files. He was a tank of a man who was constantly getting his ass kicked and framed for murder.
Remember when his petite secretary kicked his ass because she was mind controlled? Lmao
>It's scully's family is back and they want her to quit her job episode
>>63585332
After the first season you would think she would have the sense to understand there's shit you can't explain but nope Mulder has to drag her along show it to her and she still doesn't want to believe.
>>63584938
>mfw the episodes where I'm meant to empathize with a minority
>It's a I'm a fat autistic hateful piece of shit but clearly people only hate me is because I'm white thanks jews episodes
>it's a mulder almost dies but somehow ends up being revived at the last minute episode
>it's a mulder and scully get fired episode
>It's a scully gets her tight pale ass drilled by an enormous cock for 45 minutes and then filled with cum episode
>it's a ghost rape episode
>>63586067
>It's a mulder steals evidence of the conspiracy and goes rogue leading to a massive nationwide manhunt but he's back with the FBI no questions asked in the next episode, episode
>>63586037
>it's a tumblrfaggot has a cry because 4chan isn't his personal hugbox episode
>>63586237
>it's a cancer man loses his cool and almost gets in deep shit with the group episode
>it's a Mulder gets caught with porn episode
>It's a Scully gets possessed by a spirit and goes to a homeless shelter to get molested and gangbanged and filled with cum in every hole episode
>it's a mulder's sister comes back but she's not actually his sister then she dies and he meets other sisters who also aren't his sister episode
>>63585408
>>63586146
>>63586288
I wasn't planning on masturbating again before going to bed, but I guess I can make an exception.
>>63586261
>It's a wacky schizophrenic joins the family in this week's episode so he can bring up tumblr over and over even when it's not on topic episode
>it's another anal probe episode
>>63584938
>muh white heritage
Said the permavirgin wapanese NEET with a haruhi love pillow.
>It's a Scully is a qt3.14 episode
>>63585766
>>63585912
>it's a X's replacement gives you a boner episode
>>63585912
>it's a Skinner goes shirtless in order to show off his sheer testosterone episode
>>63584993
That smug fuckin face
I hope he gets reincarnated into a black
>It's a the monster got away but never comes back again episode
>it's a mulder can't act episode
>>63584993
damn i love this man
>It's a Scully has to use her pink nipples to rub it in Skinner's dick while the Lone Gunmen take turns ramming her asshole and spanking her pale ass red episode
>They kill Bruce Campbell's character to revive some annoying normie
The one flaw of that episode.
>>63586851
They were really scrapped for ideas after Mulder left the show.
seeing redditors get buttmad about racism is the best thing about this board
>it's a directed by Vince Gilligan episode
>>63586446
>no lats
pretty plebby stuff tbqh
>>63586428
So every episode?
>it's a let's completely ruin a character episode
>>63584993
what was his name again?
>>63586948
Ben Garrison
>>63586943
>>63587733
>it's a retard was allowed to use daddy's computer for 5 minutes before bedtime post
guys, it's 5am and my time is limited. I need the best 3 X-files episodes to watch right now. I've watched all of s1-7 before so continuity is no problem.
>>63587817
Fallen Angel
Nisei
Tunguska
>>63587817
The field where I died
3
Space
>>63587817
space, kaddish, jersey devil.
>>63588033
Fucking this.
These are probably my favorites for sure.
>it's a darin morgan episode
>its a you'll never breed with Gillian Anderson episode
>>63588240
I shouldn't at all because I have shit genetics (my dad is a mudslime).
>>63588240
>>63586851
>>63586428
>>63586288
>>63586146
>>63585408
For god's sake, we get it. Just post the damn fuxtaposition webm.
>>63584938
>it's a Skinner is an obstructive and ineffectual bureaucrat who yells a lot episode
>>63588382
8=D
>>63586943
...seriously? That's one of the best episodes of the series
If you don't like it, just assume it's a story Frohike made up
>>63588841
It ruined the mystery behind him, you never knew what his intentions were, what he worked for, how he is, but they tried to humanize him, showed his motives and basically destroyed that mystery behind him.
I actually want to watch the X Files, but I have too much other shit. I will at one point though, maybe just watch 10 episodes while getting drunk or something.
The finale was such a shit episode.
>>63588994
yeah but I think turning him into a human and somewhat of a father figure to Mulder right before killing him off was pretty effective
>>63589155
I haven't finished the series you fucking goober
>>63589227
he comes back though
>>63589239
aaaaaahh
>>63585324
which episode whas this?
>>63585766
Blackthroat
>>63589378
You might as well ask which episode it was where they visit a minority population and track a monster from their folklore, or which episode it was where they go to a creepy town where there's mysterious rituals and cannibalism, or which episode it was where they just remade the Thing. It's a proud X-Files tradition.
>>63588033
I liked TFWID :(
>>63589563
I didn't like how it made it seem like everyone always knew each other
it's also impossible for Cancer Man to have been a Nazi officer because he was clearly born before the end of the second World War, he was already in his thirties by 1953
>it's an arctic episode
>>63589461
There is only one episode inspired by The Thing and that is Ice. I think there are other "group of scientists are stranded and weird shit starts happenig" episodes but they are nothing like it.
>>63589607
That was the Bermuda triangle episode.
>>63589650
Firwalker, featuring Josh Lyman as a mad scientist and a fungus that makes people go crazy and start killing each other in an attempt to spread.
What was/were the best one/two/three parter mytharc episode(s)?
>>63589736
Dreamland, maybe
>>63589736
Redux
>>63589711
Nigga almost 15% of those cheap thriller movels you read at airports are about a group of scientists going to extreme locations and being infected/controlled/decimated by a microorganism or other shit. The Thing is not that unique.
>>63589736
one: The Erlenmeyer Flask
two: Tunguska-Terma
three: Anazasi-The Blessing Way-Paper Clip
>>63589678
And he also says he saw cancer man as a Nazi officer during his vision of his past lives in field where I died
>>63589252
are there more like this?
>>63590364
http://www.shaenon.com/monsteroftheweek/category/mow/page/11/
First four seasons so far.
>>63589227
>>63589239
Remember that episode that had a Jewish golem kill those white supremacist?
>It's a vietnam vet with super powers killing people without detection episode
I know they did at least three of these, did I miss any? Or, failing that, did they eventually update it for Desert Storm?
Just started watching and finished ep 12: Fire.
Haven't watched another ep in a few weeks. Are there any stories/mysteries that are really good and worth seeing, or is it Mulder being omnipotent about everything and Scully be perfect. I think I've gotten the whole point of the series after 12 eps.
>>63591435
I remember the invisible guy and the dream guy, but who was the third?
>>63591570
You sound like you need some Darin Morgan in your life, buddy.
>Humbug
>Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
>War of the Coprophages
>Jose Chung's From Outer Space
>>63591672
The Walk, where a guy astral projects around killing his victim's families and not letting them kill themselves. Thinking about it, though, that guy might have been a gulf war vet.
>>63591727
I think he already mentioned that one as the invicible one
I just finished the 3 part arch going into season 3, which was good...and then watched the jack black episode, which was bad...when does the show get good again?
>>63591793
Nah, the invisible guy's the one who can manipulate blind spots and tries to assassinate a general at the vietnam memorial.
>it's an early-seasons episode where Mulder and Scully are driving through a forested highway in the rain
>>63591672
The POW guy who could slip in and out of peoples periphery unnoticed. I think that was my favorite of the viet's.
id like /pol/ to leave
>>63591915
what is happening here? Havent gotten that far yet
>>63591821
>>63591821
in the next episode
>>63591903
The paraplegic MACSUMATRY
The preacher with the group of guys who can't ever sleep
>>63591930
It's exactly what it looks like. He puts it in, and then...
Ask /gif/ for the rest of the uncut scene, it's really quite nice.
>it's a vampire episode
>>63591930
She's getting a tattoo on her lower back.
>>63586446
damn
>it's a myth arc episode
for gods sake just kill me please
>>63588358
yeah but...
have you seen him with his shirt off?
>>63596623
I've been trying to find a clip of him with his shirt off punching Krycek, but while it seems to be all over youtube, it's only available in shitty 90s fan music video format.
It's a Walter Skinner gonna be fire episode
>>63596593
>tfw hit a patch of 3 consecutive mythos episodes and give up the will to watch for 3 weeks
>>63585324
There's never any definitive proof in X-files that God does not exist.
In fact there's a couple episodes (usually scully focused episodes) that say God does actually exist.
>>63596912
Isn't he eventually played by Burt Reynolds?
>>63596939
I dont' remember. I haven't watched any X-files in years cause it doesn't come on tv anymore.New X-files is going to suck ass
>>63596593
>it's a mytharc episode past like season 2
>>63584938
there weren't many of those lel
![horn_konyvboriton[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oqDjQnu.jpg "horn_konyvboriton[1].jpg")
>>63586943
>tfw when your late prime minister was a x-files villain look-alike
>it's a spinoff series that dies instantly episode
>>63597158
You weren't kidding.
>>63597098
I thought it was dubya from the thumbnail 2bh
>>63597215
>Season 1 & 2 are goat tier TV.
>it's a pretend Audrey Hollander is Scully and fap as she gets her asshole reamed and gangbanged by 7 black dicks
>>63597098
And they are both killed a lot of people for the goverment when they were young!
>trying to sit through season 9
>Skipped Episode 5 because it started off with mr. bitch and a jackass sketch
>Without that episode I have heard the words super soldier 29 times
>Currently on episode 6
>Not really forming much of an opinion until I see the email addresses
>trustno1
>Queequeg567
I actually almost closed out the episode and shut off my PC. I like the attention to detail, but it is so fucking out of place in this horrible season.
>>63601601
I also forgot. Robert Patrick is literally saving the show at this point for me. So angry he isn't in the new season.
>>63601625
http://www.designntrend.com/articles/61301/20150922/the-x-files-revival-robert-patrick-why-he-isnt-part-of-the-follow-up-series.htm
>Though "The X-Files" producers asked for his availability, actor Robert Patrick revealed that he was not officially asked to be part of the upcoming revival of the hit sci-fi series. But even if he's asked to join the six-episode miniseries, he still wouldn't agree to reprise his role as agent John Doggett.
>"I had time to think about, 'Do I want to revisit that character?' and I wasn't so sure I did," Patrick said, as quoted by the Canadian Press. "When I left the show, the show was a hit, it was still doing well in the ratings, I was not sure why they were pulling the plug on it to begin with. And at the time, I was really ready to let that play. I was committed to doing it for five years."
>Patrick currently plays agent Cabe Gallo on the CBS action drama "Scorpion," and he said that the "X-Files" fans may notice shades of John Doggett in his "Scorpion" character.
>"I'm sure there are certain parts of John Doggett that bled over into Cabe Gallo," the 56-year-old actor told Canada.com. "And I don't really see a reason to revisit [agent Doggett] right now. I'm very content on my network and with the show I'm doing. Timing-wise, it just wasn't a good time for me to go back and revisit that."
>This past June, Patrick revealed to The Mary Sue that in general, he's not really interested in revisiting his past roles.
>"It's all about what's ahead of me, not what's behind me," he explained. "It's like when I'm riding my motorcycle -- I'm not really looking at what's behind me, I'm looking at what's ahead of me, at where I'm going, and I'm concerned about it. I still think there's some great things out there for me to do, and [my character on 'Scorpion'] Cabe Gallo is one of them."
Isn't Scorpion shit?
>>63601783
If he is serious about his statement, I do applaud him for telling the truth and looking forward, not back, but still sad.
>>63602089
He replied similarly to when they asked him to come back for Terminator Genisys too, guy's a class act.
Watching through the X-Files, partway through the third season so far. Why are the best episodes the silly ones?
>leech man
>freak show
>psychics
>>63602363
>>freak show
"Maybe it was something I ate"
GOAT ENDING
>shitskins
Chinga is fucking creepy as hell. Why is season 5 so based?I WANT TO PLAY
>>63584938
This week i'm rewatching season 3 and episode 18 & 19 are about indian spirits & chinese ghosts, and both are pretty good episodes. I thought it was funny that they made two in a row...like it was a conscious decision to go "so...hey we could do the same thing with chinese sorta?".
I wish i knew how they were preparing seasons cause sometimes it seems so random, a couple fillers here and there and then fucking 7 amazing episodes in a row!
>>63596593
When I first watched the original season, I was anxious to see where the "main story" was going and dreaded the monster of the week episodes.
Now I see the error of my ways.
>>63603580
Every show is written on a semi-weekly basis. If the writers aren't working on more than one show, they can plan out season-long or series-long arcs and have a rough outline for those episodes when the series picks back up.
That's why you have a whole lot of filler and then amazing episodes in a row. Because they got to a point where they don't need as much filler, so they can put those outlines to work.
>>63603683
That's interesting. How do you know this?
So for example, a filler is an episode written by less writers usually?
![1600x1600sr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7xj5YuX.jpg "1600x1600sr[1].jpg")
Who /xff/ here?
Daily remainder that without based Kumail we wouldn't have a revival.
>>63603785
That depends on if the show has separate writing teams. Usually, there's two teams, and they both work on one to two episodes at a time, writing dialogue and outlining scenes.
If the show has a main writing team, you can bet they'll be working on important episodes rather than fillers while the other writers have to do some juggling to make the deadline.
Since they start shooting a couple of weeks before the episode airs, they have 1-2 weeks of writing before shooting every episode after the first one airs. That's plenty of time to outline plot structure and then have all hands on deck for every episode rather than splitting the team.
>>63588033
you are pure evil anon
>It's an X-files permanently ruined by mocking the alien folklore with Josie Chung's episode
After that I only watched the series to catch Mulder and Scully gazing at each other.
Which is the best season of X-Files?
>>63605654
they were right to mock their convoluted alien mythos
>>63605673
S3.
>Clyde Buckman's Final Response
>Jose Chung from Outer Space
>Pusher
>Paper Clip
>371
>Piper Maru
>>63584993
this guy is a boss
>>63584938
>It's a Skinner bangs Carter episode
>it's an aliens get abducted by aliens episode
