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is this movie still fun to watch if you're a +40 years old virgin?
Just 3 years.
>>63584414
S m h
T b h
F a m
>>63584636
>S m h
>T b h
>F a m
What did he mean by this?
>>63584414
39 year old virgin here, what do i win?
I don't mean to sound like a close-minded normie but I have trouble understanding how people can be virgins well into adulthood unless they are
>hideously ugly
>cut off from society by their location
>religious or other personal choice
I'm fucking awkward as shit and I have zero friends to my name. I literally have nobody who texts me at all besides my mother and the girl I'm currently banging. And as you've seen I've still has sex with six women, having just turned 23 a few days ago. You can have a shit, boring, awful personality and still get laid and I'm proof of it. So are you disgustingly ugly or one of the other ones?
>>63585207
How did you get a GF if you have no friends?
>>63585467
Okcupid and tinder. Online dating is literally the only reason I get laid but sex is sex and I've gotten girlfriends out of it.
>>63585099
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>>63585207
same. i haven't left my house in years, but i still manage to get laid and im actually really ugly. i think it's just a meme to pretend to be a virgin or something, can't possibly be a virgin at the age of 18 or older
>>63585546
21, still a virgie but because of religious conviction so I guess I'm an anomaly
>>63585546
How do you do it? I'm not a virgin, but I stopped banging a girl and haven't fucked since February. Didn't get a single occasion.
I don't even remember how I managed to fuck that chick.
>>63585207
I was a religious fanatic until I was around 23. Until then, it was a personal choice. Now, I honestly don't want a gf but wouldn't mind fucking someone just to be able to say I did. I'll pay someone before I hit 30.
>>63585546
>this whole post
Fuck, /tv/ really has grown into a subreddit from last time I've been here.
as a 20yo virgin, I'm considering just getting a hooker tbrh
I hang out with girls often, I just have no game and aren't willing to 'settle'
ITT: people don't realize that sex isn't even that much better than masturbation (if at all, when it comes to pleasure).
It's about the connection.
Have fun connecting with that STD-ridden hooker, guys.
>>63585546
>i haven't left my house in years, but i still manage to get laid
>>63585506
For real. I dont trust that shit after watching catfish t b h family
>>63585506
I'm afraid that someone I know will see me on those sites
Tinder is fine because it's normie af, but seeing someone you know on OKC or POF is weird, especially if they're young (20s)
>>63586048
hey theyre on it too. so if they see you, youve seen them. just do it, i made some just for a larf and its no big.
>>63585523
how
>>63585999
I was so desperate for sex back then that it was a win-win outcome even if the girl was actually a fat guy IRL
>>63585679
as a pretty devout religious memester, can i ask what made you drift?
also yeah this thread is pretty sub-reddity just by virtue of all of the posters forgetting how people dont have sex
>>63585894
this t b h f a m
>>63586093
>he doesn't know how to evade filters
top c͏͏u͏͏c͏͏k
>>63586173
>this t b h f a m
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>>63585467
not him, but a lot of my friends moved, and it just so happens that you meet a girl somewhere. It happens.
>>63586093
copy paste someone who did it in this thread:
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>>63585791
This. I could probably have lots of sex, but with fat or unattractive girls, but that's not something I'm willing to do
>>63586076
i dont want them to see me as someone who is looking for someone else
despite my inner desire for a gf i for some unknown reason like being perceived as that loner guy who is happy and indifferent with it
and i know this is pathetic
>>63585207
Picking up a girl is so fucking easy nowadays
Go dirty and easy
>brothel
>craiglist hookers
>dancefloor club/pub sluts
>>63586244
testan
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>>63586180
test
desu
>>63585546
>meme
No, I'm 19 and never been kissed even. Yes, ugly and awkward people can still get laid, but for people with social anxiety it's very difficult. How am I supposed to get laid if the idea of asking a girl out is petrifying?
>>63586253
>be white strongfat guy (inb4 memers, I do 1/2/3/4)
>asian (dark, so maybe vietnamese?) girl hits on me a lot
>always touches me
>pretty sure I could bang her
>but I don't want to risk the rejection
>>63586244
Testing sm͏h
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>>63585207
>So are you disgustingly ugly or one of the other ones?
Crippling social anxiety.
Would not be able to ever contact a girl and arrange a meeting.
>>63586305
what a fucking beta c͏͏u͏͏c͏͏kold
>>63586295
again
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>>63586304
any female friends? i didnt kiss a girl until 20 and i literally didnt care, dont let it get to you senpai, own yourself.
>>63586340
sounds like you gotta get that shit sorted senpai
>/r9k/: The thread
How far we have fallen
>>63586373
But I'm not indifferent to it. The thought of it makes me anxious
>>63586340
>social anxiety
When will this meme die? That bullshit doesn't exist, you're just a fucking beta.
>>63586427
face it anyway. if you fail, who cares? youll never see her again and now you're better prepared for the next one. only way out is through.
>>63586373
>sounds like you gotta get that shit sorted senpai
Yeah, well my issues extends to having trouble taking the first step in contacting a doctor or therapist as well, so it's kinda a catch 22.
>>63586460
>That bullshit doesn't exist,
>you're just a fucking beta.
You're contradicting yourself.
>>63586496
dont listen to him. there actually is a real thing with it, your body produces too much cortisol or some shit. that doesnt mean you cant do anything about it. your brain can change itself with reinforced behavior. it may be harder for you but you need to take the first step.
im not even a kek and i believe in mental illness. do people rely too much on medication? yes. your will is still your will, so use it.
to the guys that have anxiety i can recomend you this.
i did it and it worked.
go see a heart doctor because your heart is racing all the time for no reason
get b-blockers / anti-anxiety from him
you can skip the doc if you can just get them with no papers.
there are strong ones and easy ones..you obviously will start slow and avoid under any circumstances going stronger because thats a whole different kind of pain.
i got inderal..actors take it before the play to lower their heartbeat.
anyway i took one before i would go somewhere (uni/public transportation/anything)
before that i felt my skin burning further than 1 block from my house.
after 3-4 weeks i would take only if i had an attack and not before going out.
after a couple of months i just carried them in my wallet and used like 1 every 3 months.
having them on you keeps u calm because youll think that even if it happens ill take the pill and be good in 10mins.
anyway that was 3-4 years back.
since then i always keep them for comfort but have used like 10-15 of them in those years.
last one was 1-2 months ago..i took the pill as a last resort because i had a 1 year gap and didnt like that i had to go there again. but the same event happened the other week and was totally fine..
the pills i got were really light..i think its the placebo effect that kept me calm just by having them on me.
also the same doc told me that athletes have lower hpm(heartbeat) so working out helps with that too not counting confidence of a better body.
its a state of mind.
stay calm and never care about other peoples opinions.
>>63584414
dude think of it this way your first moments of life were spent fucking your mom. men can't be virgins.
>>63584414
>your entire body has been inside a woman
>virgin
First time reminder that your mother is the woman that took your virginity
>>63586949
Whisky is less trouble.
>>63587063
can you really be shitfaced in your school/work/bus?
im talking about people you literaly cant function and think they will throw up every 30'
plus drinking as fun as it is, its not a solution..its another problem if used as "medication".
>>63586264
its pretty pathetic that you think they'll care about whether or not you have an online dating account. world doesnt revolve around you kiddo
>>63587165
Don't need to be shitfaced. Couple of shots and I'm more relaxed and sociable.
>plus drinking as fun as it is, its not a solution..its another problem if used as "medication".
Yeah, that's true I suppose.
>>63587241
it could be the same as the pills i guess.
if not overusing and has good results go for it.
though both pills and alchohol will have the same result if the consumption is out of control.
>>63585679
you have denied gods providence and now you will remain a virgin forever.
35year old virg here I can't even get it up to fap anymore. I'm fucked if a girl actually wants to fuck me
>>63587437
Goddamnit.
>>63587516
I'm 23 and know this feel. Zero sensation in cock because I snapped my shit up
>>63585894
>my hand feels better than a woman's pussy or mouth
Sure buddy. I've had emotionless one night stands that have felt better than any masturbation.
>>63586267
>paying
Hop on tinder, PoF, or okcupid. Why pay for sex when you can get it for free with a couple of texts?
