Just how exactly did he manage to get the beans above the frank?
>>63583133
if you have a loose enough scrotum and a large enough flaccid penis, it's fairly easy
>>63583133
It wasn't exactly a well thought out plan.
how the hell do you get your dick stuck in a zipper?its impossible
>>63583559
Are you speaking from experience?
>the only way to fix the situation was to force the zipper back down as fast and hard as possible
that cop was a sadistic piece of shit
if I pull that off will you die
>>63583133
I remember I would wear onesie pajamas as a little guy and I woke up one morning while like 3 years old to piss and accidentally caught my dick in the zipper. Worst experience of my life, but I remember my dad helping me like a bro.
SEVEN
This is my worst nightmare. This and atom bombs.
>>63583792
Then my dad kissed it better.
>laughed at this scene until my entire body hurt as a kid
>watch it as an adult
>bored out of my mind
>>63583792
I got my foreskin stuck in my fucking zipper when I was around 6. My mom had to help me get it out. Worst pain I ever felt.
WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP
>>63583743
it would be extremely painful desu senpai
>>63584578
Still one of the best credits sequences of all time.
>>63583133
The zipper caught the balls first and stretched it all the way to the top.
>>63583642
I LITERALLY, just less than 2 hours ago got my dick stuck when I was going to pee.
Like, I opened my zipper and when I grabbed it shit was stuck.
I spent a good 3 minutes completely in panic, then for some miracle it got unstuck.
Shit was really fucking scary.
Like holy fucking shit. If it didn't get unstuck what the fuck was I going to do?
>>63585091
Happened to me last week. left my boxers unbuttoned and I got caught up zipping my fly down. It was only barely caught, got out easy, but fuck me the pain bought immediate tears to my eyes. They natural reaction tears, not the wah wah ones.
>>63585557
It didn't hurt for me.
BUT shit was completely stuck. I honestly saw no way out, and was actually thinking of calling for help. If I grabbed it and tried to move shit would hurt. I still don't know how it freed itself.
Maybe the pure fear made the skin shrivel?
>>63585622
That's what happens to uncut.
>>63585622
I caught the very tip of the head, so nerve endings and shit.
>>63583133
>OP's balls haven't dropped yet.
kek
Also, all you do is cut the top of the zipper with pliers/sidecutter and it will all fall away, no problem.
>>63583133
HNNNNG
How the fuck did he get the zipper up over the ball, and yet zipped above it?
>>63586192
>pliers near penis
>>63585091
The only thing you could do, prepare to live as a woman.
>>63586486
L-london?
>>63586409
What movie?
>>63588666
Last American Virgin
>>63588702
Thanks I'll add it to my list
>>63586409
Looks like gay porn.
>>63586409
and here i always thought it was just a meme
>>63584494
>he has a foreskin
Yurop detected
>>63586255
this always bothered me. it doesn't make any sense.
>>63583133
Why is his scrote so smooth
>>63583642
dicklet detected
>>63589048
>Not having a foreskin
Sandnigger detected
>>63589048
>He doesn't have a foreskin
How does it feel to be manipulated by jews?
>>63584494
>>63589048
>haveing bennises
>>63589640
>>63589640
PORT THE GENDER GAP INTO VR
>>63585091
Go to work with a knife.On the pants, not your dick.
I prefer to think how Jennifer Connelly went ass to ass.
>>63583642
Most of these guys here can't >>63583642
see their dick so it is a concern.
>>63589550
>>63589613
Modern hygene usually means it isn't auite nessisary. It did help with hygene in the genitals back then. Though some men have tight foreskin, so snipping it early can avoid that problem. Plus there really isn't that much you lose snipping it that early while the penis and body is still developing.
>>63583642
I don't get it either. The only way I think this is possible is if you're free-balling, which I never do.
>>63585091
Another fella who has caught his dick in his zipper in the past week checking in
It's literally never happened in my 30 years on the planet before this week, weird that the subject is broached on here.
Might start wearing underwear as a result (gone commando for over a decade)
>>63586409
fit.webm
