[Luke took off sometime after Jedi.
He never had an academy but trained a hand full of people.
Finn and Rey are not romantically involved.
Hux and Phasma are implied in the book how that translates to screen idk.
Captain Phasma is basically Boba Fett.
Poe gets as much screen time as Darth Vader in A New Hope and is basically Leias go to guy.
Finn is the one on the ground in the trailer. He doesn't lose any body parts he gets jinned.
Rey shows nothing for him until he gets hurt.
Kylos identity is never reveled but Rey freezes when she sees his face like she knows him from somewhere.
Han Lives.
At the end Finn is in a bacta tank like Luke was in Empire.
The Resistance captures Starkiller base instead of destroying it.
The origins of Snoke and the Knights of Ren aren't explained.
It is implied they first order is building an army to stop a coming threat.
Rey hears a voice calling to hear in her head it's Luke. She goes to him.
Rey is Lukes daughter. Don't know how.
The end.
Weak shit senpai.
Anymore details?
Where is original OP? He was compilling more spoilers wasn't he?
Are we going to get more Jar Jar?
>>63582254
You seem to know details, can you tell me why Bane wears the mask?
>>63582302
Nobody cared who he was.
DOn't forGet tHat there Is No nEw RepUblic becAuse anTi estAblishmEnt arE tHe GooD gUys.
Mostly bullshit, the shot list leaked over a year ago. Why is everyone acting like we don't know the whole story already?
>>63582292
OG op and this op hereOne Gungan like creature is described in the castle
>>63582254
>It is implied they first order is building an army to stop a coming threat.
so disney are just straight ripping parts from the dead eu?
Guys it's just a rehash of plot lines from episode IV. Nothing to look forward to but pottery
>>63582254
>Finn and Rey are not romantically involved.
I'd actually consider the new series if this was the case
>>63582338
DISNEY SHILL HERE GUYS
>>63582254
Fight the fucking power, OP. Shills don't know when to quit.
>>63582349
from beyond the galaxy?
>>63582254
post a pic of the cover or anything that would lead us to believe that your're telling the truth senpai
>>63582429
He works on wallmart, nigga can't even afford a phone to take the picture.
>>63582342
> probably fake
>>63582398
Last thread 404d real quick after my last post kek
>>63582454
Yeah...
>>63582454
But I thought the millennial way was to buy a phone anyway and then complain that wages aren't high enough.
>>63582377
Nope. Kylo is Han and Leia's, Han dies. The gist of these are right but some essentials are wrong.
>>63582536
I'm not a normie
>>63582482
So was the first thread
Disney shits are here!
>>63582572
>>63582562
Yes they are.
>>63582254
Delete this.
So there is no romantic angle at all in this movie?
How are chicks gonna get into this?
>It is implied they first order is building an army to stop a coming threat.
TYRANIDS CONFIRMED
Op here
Have you guys started spoiling it for the normies? Have we started the fire?
>>63582654
>female lead
>>63582654
chicks like their women characters to be strong and independent now.
Biggest reason I don't believe this leak, is that several members of the story group on twitter said we would know who Snoke was by the end of the movie.
>>63582654
Han and Leia seem to still be together, or are at least still capable of hugging each other.
Finn apparently thinks she's amazing according to the book, but Rey only has strong emotions when he gets his shit fucked up, which could just be your standard "worried friend" reaction.
>finn gets jinned
I hope so.
>>63582654
female lead and subtle hints at the bbc
They will be romantically involved by the end of the trilogy for sure.
>>63582672
Both in image and text formatno spoiler bar
Spam it on /k/ /toy/ and /tg/, the most Star Wars boards
>>63582254
>jinned
>The process of being Delimbed and then killed on an online game
>he doesn't lose any body parts
>>63582793
I think he meant, impaled.
Like "Qui Gon Jinn"
>>63582734
don't forget /co/
>>63582716
Not really a hole, senpai. You can know who somebody was without knowing their exact origins.
We don't know how exactly Sheev became a Sith Lord outside of the EU, but you know exactly who the bastard is.
>>63582829
>>63582793
The shot of Rey holding a fallen good guy is like one for one Obi-Wan holding Qui-Gon
>>63582734
I got blocked from posting for starting a thread with pic related without a spoiler
>>63582905
>Starkiller Base gets captured instead of destroyed.
Didn't know JJ was /LoGH/.
>>63582697
>>63582713
Women want to see male leads. Put aside the internet feminist nu-speak.
This movie will do great on hype but subsequent movies won't if there isn't a romantic angle at the very least.
>>63582973
Finn's love interest is cast for the sequel, apparently.
>>63582890
It's probably fake anyway, but how do you know this?
Op here
Okay /tv/ I'm going to sleep now. Gotta be at work again in a few hours. I'll try stealing a book. I'll take a pic of it with my webcam for proof.
We've started the fire brothers don't let it die out while I'm gone.
>>63582973
>Women want to see male leads.
This.
People keep asking why women pretend to like Star Wars and the only correct answer is Han Solo.
>>63583029
>tomorrow is the day OP gets arrested for stealing a stupid book for /tv/
>>63582254
>implied the first order is building an army to stop a coming threat
It better not be those Yuuzhan Vong faggots
>Threads actually getting pruned
Oh my god
Guys
Stop making these threads
You are ruining it for everyone by posting spoilers. Once you post them, then the entire internet will be spoilt and it will be YOUR FAULT.
>>63583468
I think that is part of the fun anon.
>>63583468
Fuck you you're not my real dad
>>63583296
KYLO REN = JACEN SOLO/DARTH CAEDUS
REY = JAINA SOLO
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
>>63583387
Three so far,
>Finn and Rey are not romantically involved
fucking DROPPED
>Finn! Now that we've escaped from the cell block, use my father, Han Solo's light saber to hold open the garbage compactor! Oh, why didn't I listen when he told me about his ew, Hopeful adventures?
>I can't, Rey! The lightsaber isn't strong enough! it's not tough enough! It's not dura-
>>CELL BLOCK INFILTRATED
>*Finn winks at camera*
>No, Finn, you don't understand! I upgraded the lightsaber with Alkaline and Lithium-ion power cells. Now it'll be Trusted Everywhere!
Why hasn't this thread been deleted?
>>63583716
Because there are no actual spoilers anywhere in the thread?
>>63583716
Op hasn't added anything new since the last thread
>>63583029
You better deliver
So does anyone die in TFA?
>>63582254
Rey is a bloke's name.
>It is implied they first order is building an army to stop a coming threat.
So now we are just ripping of Star Wars: The Old Republic?
>THE SITH WERE JUST BUILDING AN ARMY TO FIGHT THE REAL SITH
>>63584063
Chewbacca does.
>>63584173
That's so fuckin stupid.
bump this
>>>/b/657076579
>>63584137
That's cool though.
>>63582254
d
Han and princess cutie pie have two kids, a boy and a girl, their ship gets attacked and a mysterious figure boards the ship kidnaps the boy and trains him to be a sith ..the girl is believed dead after the ship crashes but isnt and grows up to be a scavenger, ..han and cutie pie go their separate ways as han feels shame...later a niggers decides he dont wanna ba stormtrooper no more and crashes his ship into a planet he stumbles on some bitches who found lukes lightsaber (and hand) he hooks up with hans daughter and they try to find the person it belonged to, later hans son now a sith lord is hot on their trails he is also looking for the lightsaber, he kills the bitches who had the saber originally, the nigger and hans daughter hide in a ship not realising its the falcon they meet up with han (he dont know its his daughter) shows him the lightsaber he explains who it belonged too...the nigger keeps the saber safe often using it later in the movie, they hook up with princess cutie pie who is still part of the rebels who are still fighting the evil empire (who now has a new name) and a super weapon that can destroy stars etc they get into a fight with the empire and the empire use a super weapon to destroy all the ships in orbit, the rebels escape, they get to the resistance base but the empire are following them ...the resistance also have a superweapon but that gets blown up...the sith lord attacks and kills han (son kills father) while the others escape....later you see the nigger and the daughter chasing the sith dude into a snowy forrest... the nigger catches up to them first has a good sword fight and then the daughter attacks and saves the nigger..the ground beneath them collapsed and there hanging off the edge doomed to die the sith leaves them to die...except some wookie rescues them with the falcon...later you see the daughter walking towards a man in a hood who pulls it back to be luke he gets his saber and begins training end!
>>63582793
That's gibbed, you goddamn alcoholic
So... How legit are these spoilers?
Where are they coming from?
Or is OP just a faggot?
>>63584748
illiterate redditposter
>>63584748
Seeming pretty god damn legit
>>63582482
Every time I try to make a thread about it it gets deleted withing a couple of minutes
>>63584823
>Seeming pretty god damn legit
How?
Where's the proof OP watched the movie before anyone else in the world?
>>63584748
OP claimed that a shipment of books arrived at the Wal-Mart he worked at and he's been skimming through it. Considering this is about the time shipments would arrive, even if release is opening day, there's some credence.
Still could easily have been bullshit but then mods started deleting these threads before they hit 100 posts and also gave OP a warning not to post spoilers despite his consistent use of spoiler tags. That lent much more credence to his claims and could be proof that Disney has 4chan in its pocket. I say he may not be a faggot.
>>63584893
>watched the movie
read the fucking thread
>>63584893
He never said he watched the movie you idiot. Try reading.
>>63584917
>>63584929
Oops.
>>63584906
Makes sense.
Okay, I guess OP is not a faggot, specially considering he's using spoiler tags.
The whole conspiracy theory is pretty retarded though.
>>63584823
Are you sure you're threads aren't getting deleted because they're fucking star wars spam?
>>63585007
Hiroyuki wouldn't be beyond accepting some payment to keep the plot quiet, and Disney certainly isn't beyond attempting to pay him.
It's just weird that out of all the Star Wars spoiler threads, these are the ones that aren't staying alive. This one may end up getting pruned, too. It's about due for it.
>>63585029
These are the only ones, though. The other SW threads keep on going. That's the weird bit.
>>63585075
Probably because these are true.
>>63585029
Not op but try it yourself
>>>63585011
Snoke apparently
>>63582254
Thank you Misinformation Shill-Agent #3406. You're doing an ace job. Keep up the good work m8!
>>63585142
Also that's SFW it's an optical illusion no ban
>>63585182
why are his hips so wide
>>63582254
>mfw none of these are really big spoilers and is generally the same you could deduct just from watching the fucking trailers
Whoop dee fucking doo.
>>63585217
TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE TRUTH
>>63585111
>>63585142
And yet this one is doing just fine.
>>63585182
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>>63585320
Nothing new has been posted since the last thread. It started spreading after that.
>>63582287
>Han Lives.
Fake.
Did Harrison Ford actually say he'd be in one and only one new Star Wars movie? All I know is that he said he'd die in this trilogy. He could die seconds before the end credits of Episode IX for all I know.
>>63585542
>End of Episode IX
>Han Solo just has a heart attack on the last second of the film when they are getting new medals or some shit
Would be funny actually.
>>63585217
> John "Baby Bearing" Boyega
> John "Pear Bear" Boyega
> John "Ima Potata" Boyega
>>63585617
>scene mirrors medals scene from ep IV
>chewie still doesn't get a medal
>han keels over once the crew turns around
>nobody notices and it's like nothing strange happened
>credits
11/10 ending.
>>63585673
>It's a real heart attack and Harrison Ford dies
>>63585765
Lucas would also die from the sheer poetry.
>>63584173
I'll fucking kill someone if this is true.
>>63582254
>mfw disney/jj is creating these threads so the real script doesnt seem this bad after we watch it
>>63585829
I'd tell you to kill Chewbacca, but he'd be dead already.
Is this an alright comparison?
>>63585854
More like he's making these threads because it's better than what he ended up making and wants us to see it.
>>63585896
No. Dragonball was good and was ultimately at a smaller scale than Dragonball Z.
>>63585896
The prequels should be GT since they are shit.
>>63585883
BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EOdumrJw4w
>>63585896
But dragonball is better than dragonball z
>>63585896
this does a disservice to the original dragonball
I think it should go:
Star Wars: Dragonball
Empire Strikes Back: Dragonball Z
Return of the Jedi: Dragonball Kai
Prequels: Dragonball Super
Kikequels: Dragonball GT
When is this spoiling movies meme going to be over?
>>63586089
>Prequels: Dragonball Super
Fuck, yeah, I see that.
I'll withhold judgment for the kikequels until I actually watch it. For all we know it could also be Kai.
>>63585896
goku and bulma go off on adventure ok
freeza has taken over the galaxy and is blowing up planets eh but goku isn't evil unless raditz
gokus granddaughter is a main character and ubuus a nigger stretching but ok
>>63585896
Dragonball is way better than Dragonball Z.so yes.
>>63582254
WILL JAR JAR MAKE AN APPEARENCE?
>>63586126
It's older than 4chan you fucking tool.
>>63586126
When you go home
>>63586089
Original Star Wars is Dragonball without a doubt, Prequels are GT because both Toriyama and Disney seem to be ignoring both. Which leaves Super being the Sequel Trilogy.
>>63586400
Or Kai considering it's just Z but watered down.
>>63585542
I think he was confirmed for episode 8
>>63582254
That was some wonderful racing, son. proud of you.
>>63586425
Isnt Kai all meat and less filler?
>>63585896
Not even a little bit. The prequels would be GT, full of wasted potential with shoddy, cheap storytelling.
>>63586538
Yeah, but don't tell weebs that.
>>63586425
>watered down
I don't think you know what that means.
Are people actually believing this?
>>63586601
it seems pretty legit
so /tv/ would see it more as this?
>>63586643
Sounds like shit, literally ANH 2.O
>>63586659
DB>>>DBZ
the problem with guessing shit for this movie is its obviously going to leave off with a lot of questions unanswered for sequels
so even if you did know it all you wouldn't be satisfied
>>63582406
no yuuzhan vong please
those guys were just fucking terrible
>>63587190
that's exactly why they're containing spoilers anon, so they can ensure everyone will be satisfied with the story
>>63585896
>OT = Dragon Ball
>An adventure story that pays homage to folktale, eastern religion, and pits a seemingly innocent cast of characters against a big bad
>Wraps up nicely at the end
>Prequels = Dragon Ball Z
>All flash and little substance. Made by and far to sell other products, i.e. toys
>Vastly overstayed it's welcome and strayed too far from it's roots
>Doesn't have a satisfying conclusion and only makes you wish you were watching the older material
>Sequels = GT
>"Let's flog this dead horse for even more shekels. Who gives a fuck if people give us flak for doing this; just write it off as "going back to the roots" (i.e. young Goku/Bulma or whoever the fuck that's supposed to be in GT, the exact same story/ pretty much identical cast as OT)
>By the end none of the original fans will even like it, with the only people claiming "it's the best thing ever!" are non-fans / new fags (muh super saiyan 5 vegito!)
>>63586659
i don't agree with this because Dragonball Super, despite a slow start is pretty strong and getting good.
new movie going to be GT beyond a shadow of a doubt-- pure shit.
>>63582254
Fake and gay.
hi
>>63587638
I agree
if you've actually watched Z it gets really boring compared to dragonball which is very entertaining
and the new sequels have the stench of GT all over them a new cast of characters with a new story nothing really connecting to the past but some cameos of the original characters to get the fanbase to stick around
>>63583007
12 Years a Slave nigress?
Is JewJew retarded? No woman outside the tumblr side of the Internet is going to go see Star Wars for a black romance
>>63583073
Quick, call the Walton family and warn them
>>63587798
I thought that actress was doing the voice for some alien in this movie
>>63587966
Oh I don't know, she was the only black woman I knew of who was Star Wars related. It was just a wild guess on my part
What happens to Han? How does he survive?
