Ridiculous scenes from the Flash:
>Barry allen writes a "Virus" That destroys all information about Captain Cold from the "internet"
>Captain Cold is able to freeze laser beams with his freeze gun
>Iris starts out as a "blogger" but is the worst blogger ever. When you see her site it's randomly floating pictures with filenames, design of site built around the "about" blurb.)
>Flash dodges bullets but gets hit by punches in the same episode
>>63581743
So?
>It's a Cisco & Caitlin instantly locate the villains hideout using their computers episode
>>63581837
BIG
>>63581837
Dick stats = muh
>>63581927
BLACK
>>63581837
>broke up with Major
dumb bitch
>It's a Caitlin forgets the love of her life is dead again episode
>>63582222
>>It's a Caitlin forgets the love of her life is dead again episode
Nice quads, but it has been 6 months, even Barry had to be told to fucking get over it already.
>It's a villain of the week has fucking cringeworthy superpowers episode
>>63582222
>It's a "Danielle Panabaker looks exactly like a girl I tried to fuck in high school but she wanted nothing to do with me so every time I fap to Danielle I think of the girl I knew and use my tears as lube" episode
>>63582388
Tears as lube sounds terrible.
Why doesnt the Flash just run around every bad guy really fast and continuously slap their shit until they're dead?
>>63582222
I bet she Fucking sucks cock don't she?
>>63582470
That's their job.
>>63582470
kek
>I have no idea how to stop him. He just sucks up all ____
>wait, that's it!
>what's it?
>just feed him more ____
>wow dude that's brilliant!
This must be a joke I'm not understanding.
>>63581743
>Flash dodges bullets but gets hit by punches in the same episode
When you're trying to make a show about a guy who can move faster than anyone can possibly comprehend but at the same time make him relatable to the people watching, there's gonna be a lot of contradictions.
>it's a ""this show is written like a really bad soap opera yet somehow people pretend it's good" episode
>>63581743
>realism
>in comic book adaptions
just enjoy the shit for what it is. I wish Nolan niggers would die
>>63582532
it's just a comic, don't think
>>63582532
>In a single second, light can circle around the earth 7.5 times
Yeah okay.
>>63581743
>Iris starts out as a "blogger" but is the worst blogger ever
Predictably, she's a terrible reporter as well judging from that article she writes in the future newspaper.
>>63581743
>Captain Cold is able to freeze laser beams with his freeze gun
Is not a freeze gun, is a gun that stops things from moving, any thing, in this case, photons
>>63581743
>show about a guy who runs so fast he travels back in time
>writing an internet virus is unrealistic
>>63582708
She only got the job because she was the only one who talked to the Flash face to face and he gave her stories.
She's literally the Glen Greenwald of central city.
>>63582680
but that's true
>any criticism about self consistency is met with "but it's fun!" and "turn your brain off" "Why do you hate fun?" "go be bitter somewhere else!"
>it's a 'Barry needs an emotional pep talk to beat the baddie episode'
>>63582528
>>63582601
>It's a show has awful special effects but people pretend they're good because they desperately need something to justify them enjoying a show so bad, because all other elements of it are completely indefensable and they know it episode
>>63582222
People forget shit that happened last week in these shows.
>Captain of the police force sees Malcolm Merlyn, the guy who once destroyed a major portion of the city killing hundreds
>"I am angry at you."
>"Don't be, Captain!"
>he stops being angry and the whole thing is cool
Even Malcolm forgot his raison d'etre. Why doesn't he try the Undertaking again? His wife's still dead. He has an army of soldiers now.
>>63582709
Bro, come on. Watch this.
>>63582709
Slowing down atoms IS freezing dumbass.
Although freezing lazers does technically have at least a little bit of science behind it, especially considering the flash can bend reality to his will
>>63582824
What the hell was Lance going to do to Malcolm even if he was super pissed off? Pull out his little pistol and try and arrest him? Malcolm would shit on his face.
If team Arrow was able to forgive him there must be something to it.
>>63582838
>Keked so hard
>>63582838
Repeat with me
The
Gun
Stops
Anything
From
Moving
It's magic, it stops, anything, freezing shit is just a by-product
>>63582775
turn on your light and see if it reachs the other side of the planet in one second m8
>>63582824
Did you miss the part where he was collecting the ashes of an immortal psychopath?
>>63581743
>gets hit with bullet
>gets some injury from it
f=ma, if the bullet was able to do that kind of damage to him by hitting him like that, then him poking himself with equal force (which he could probably easily do) would be able to kill him.
>tldr he could literally kill himself by poking himself.
>>63582824
I fucking hate how indestructible he is now, this cunt can even talk shit to Oliver about "putting Thea in danger" when cunthair of a faggot put her in the crosshairs of the same organization he now leads, even worse, we were supposed to swallow that him taking over was his master plan all along?
FUCK YOU, if Arrow ever gets cancelled I hope it goes off the rail and scorches the Earth, just have Oliver go on a rampage and his first stop is killing Merlyn as brutually as possible.
Fucking Barrowman.
SPEED FORCE
P
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>>63582908
Why did only the lasers freeze and not the surrounding air in the same area?
How come the Arrow never actually stops anyone? Like half of the villains just get pushed over and then Oliver just fucking leaves them on the ground and then they all get surprised when they come back later
Honestly you pretty much have to turn your suspension of disbelief up to 11 when reading/watching anything involving the flash. His powers are so goddamned OP that any villain standing even a tiny bit of a chance relies ENTIRELY upon the flash being at least temporarily retarded.
>>63582991
Speed force
>>63582991
THATS the complaint we should have.
>>63583004
Because killing is bad, so letting the bad guys live to kill others is better.
>>63583004
>what is Season 1 and first half of Season 2
When you actually watch the show come back so we can discuss it.
>>63582904
He would at least ask questions or something?
The show is written from our point of view, not from the character's point of view.
Except when it's important that Felicity recaps what happened last week. And that it happened LAST WEEK. Because that's when the show aired.
>>63583023
LOL what? From the lasers?
>>63583019
That's why all the main bad guys in the flash universe also run really fast.
>>63582991
magic, it stops whatever the wielder wants to stop, in this case, lasers
Why did the future Flash tell current Flash not to save his mother. That scene looked like it was straight out of Man of Steel.
>it's an 'oliver says it's his fault or is keeping secrets' episodes
>>63583004
Idk the serie was better when he used to kill them desu.
>>63583142
Because it would mess with the time and space and cause a riple that turns into Flashpoint.
How do things Antman shrinks not weigh the same if none of the atoms change size?
How do things keep their original density if the definition of density the distance between atoms and the pym particle literally lowers the space between atoms?
How does a being comprised of atoms become smaller than an atom? Even if all of his atoms were literally touching he would still be several million times the size of a subatomic particle
>>63583142
Yeah that pissed me off it wasn't ever even mentioned
Where they hell has Ray Palmer been anyway? He could really help with all this Damien Dark shit
>>63583193
Macguffin Particles.
>Flash kills guys all the time just because they happen to be thieves
>has an unregulated detention center under his base and forces people he deems dangerous to live in a 5x5 cube
>his gf wants to get revenge on the guy that killed her dad
>he talks her out of it
fucking what? I'm sure Atom Smasher wishes you talked yourself out of murdering him.
>>63583193
How Scott weights the same when he's small but the keychain tank didn't?
>>63583224
"Finding himself"
>>63583023
10/10
What qualifications does Laurel have to be fighting alongside Oliver, Thea and Diggle again? I seem to recall she took like, two weeks of boxing practice with some guy and that's about it. What's the actual difference between her and a broom with her sister's sonic device stuck to it? Aside from the broom's inability to be kidnapped and used as leverage.
As a side note, how was it that detective Lance could never tell the difference between his daughters in-costume when they're built so drastically differently?
>>63583052
He could at least put them in prison or something. Theres only two guys on lian yu, send them there.
Also the whole "I dont want to kill because then I'll be evil too!" is the most boring and generic piece of plot filler to ever hit comic books ever
>>63583142
imo He should have saved her anyway, like "stupid future me, what do you know?" and then had to deal with the consequences this season, maybe even show the scene from a the opposite perspective.
>>63583248
That is torture war crimes against humanities by every international defintion! You can't Fucking keep people in solitary confinement like that!
>>63583248
>fucking what? I'm sure Atom Smasher wishes you talked yourself out of murdering him.
Yeah that was a real head scratcher, Atom Smasher got fucking murdered hard and no one bats an eyes, I guess when you're from Earth 2 you have no rights on Earth 1.
But let's be honest, they're both cops and Barry didn't want her to just execute WW like that, why should she follow his ways?
>>63583285
Ikr there's been like 5 episodes of Oliver just bitching around because of should I kill or not
>>63583282
Remember her sister's league of assassins gf trained her for a couple days.
>>63583248
I don't think he's dead. Just knocked out from too much power. I'm sure they will bring him back later.
What I want to know is how and why the gorillas in gorilla city built huge Mount Rushmore like monuments.
>>63581972
Moar?
>>63583282
>t
She trained with wildcat AND Nyssa actually and at least she's fighting scrubs mostly, not to mention she was still getting slapped around in Season 3 a lot, when they fought league dudes it was apparent even then, the only hits she got in were sucker punches.
Either Barry's the only police scientist on payroll, or every individual has their own personal, gigantic laboratory. Also the laboratory is just a single PC, and shelves and shelves of chemicals and unplugged machinery.
>>63583346
It was just to show that theyve advanced and have their own society
>>63583399
Uh, that's his private lab, bro.
>>63583343
>wildcat got completely clucked
worst story line. Personally I would rather have had her stick to her boxing training even if you don't show him because he's busy
>>63583369
Not him but I have this.
>>63583282
She also trained with not-Talia-because-of-licensing-issues al Ghul for about a month.
Why does she use a fucking billy club? I hate her character so much
>>63583282
The show went from:
>"I trained off-screen for years."
to
>"I've trained on-screen for three episodes and now I'm a ninja."
I'd actually appreciate MORE filler of them training. They kept making the point in the choreography that Laurel wasn't perfect and she'd get hit and miss her punches and shit, but they never did that with anyone else. Why was Arsenal so invincible? Why is Speedy?
Just throw in a few more scenes of them learning to fight (which can be simple and exciting action scenes in themselves) instead of yet another OLIVER YOU ARE KEEPING SECRETS drama scene.
>>63583428
hnnnnggggg, mo.. moar?
>>63582925
It's not literal like that. It's physics based on the speed light and the distance around the earth.
>>63583407
I know but it was to Planet of the Apes for me. You know the one with monkey Abraham Lincoln.
>we will never EVER see Cupid Stupid again
>>63583446
Thats why I hate watching Arrow, at least in Flash its handled better and more realistically.
In Arrow ITS THE SAME DRAMA over and over and the characters don't react to it as they should. Like in the Arrow crossover with Felicity and Oliver breaking up, that wouldn't have happened
>>63581972
>>63582222
Good gravy CW's casting directors need medals.
>>63583453
Just this and one more.
Honestly I just wish that they had picked an actress for Laurel that isn't built like a stick figure. It's harder to take her seriously because of that than the lack of training.
>>63583224
He ditched the arrowteam for the legends of tomorrow.
>>63583479
I hate comics but that comic seemed OK and even though they adapted it perfectly I hated the character.
I liked how in the comic she kidnapped people, dressed them up, and raped them. Is that too dark for Arrow?
>>63583511
Anyone have the comparison shot of Laurel S1 to S2 or S3
>>63583479
She actually grew on me. Also getting rid of Deadshot and Bronze tiger was terrible
>>63583477
True but that did actually happen in the comics. Grodd has an entire city with flying cars and lazer beams and shit, he tries to take over Earth at one point and has space travel capabilities.
>>63583479
Seriously GOAT villain completely wasted
>watching CW shows for any reason other than hot asses
It's the only thing CW does right. If you're an aspiring actress without a godtier ass, you're right the fuck out the door.
>>63583346
>why the gorillas in gorilla city built huge Mount Rushmore like monuments.
Why do humans in human city build Mount Rushmore? Why do we honor or forefathers that helped build our nation?
>>63583152
Kek. Never going to happen i think Oliver's metahuman ability would be shooting 29 lies per minute
>>63583019
I just want an episode where running makes Barry get ridiculously fat.
>>63583193
>It's a someone can't admit criticism of their favorite show so he tries do derail the thread into company wars bullshit, because if someone doesn't enjoy said show he just HAS to be a fanboy of the rival company episode
>>63583505
Where the final one?
>>63583511
Thea is half the size and she's a badass fighter now.
Arrow is fast approaching unwatchable at this point. At least Flash still has some charm.
>>63583619
She's short, but not a bony twig person like Laurel.
So that Diggle episode director, is he gonna direct another episode soon? best episode all season
>>63583557
Bu we built up to that point. It's like one of the top things they had to do was build these monuments. Not get electricity or paved roads.
>>63581743
First scene in first episode, those constant nods to Barry being fast
>>63583282
Where df is wildcat?
>>63583616
Sorry was responding about the gorilla monuments.
>>63583142
flash saved his mother in the comics and then the world exploded.
future flash most likely saved his mother and saw some shit.
>>63583663
>Bu we built up to that point. It's like one of the top things they had to do was build these monuments.
your point? Who knows how long Gorilla City has been on earth 2, but it's obviously been there long enough for the apes to do that, so what's the problem?
>>63583688
Dead. Until or unless the actor is available.
>>63583615
Whoa whoa whoa calm down autist, I thought we were going for an unrealistic superhero bullshit thread.
Be less mad
>>63583625
Whats up with the rising of flashdrones all of a sudden?
>>63583688
he was completely emasculated in front of laurel. He couldn't get it up anymore and they broke up.
>>63583757
>flashdrones
Really now?
>>63583723
Sure you did.
>>63583521
>I liked how in the comic she kidnapped people, dressed them up, and raped them. Is that too dark for Arrow?
What the Fuck!? They wouldn't Fucking do that in a comic for kids!
>>63583757
flashfriends have always been like this.
The show has no faults. If you have a problem with something then you just hate fun.
I'm still mad that Constantine was cancelled. Was nice to see him make a cameo on Arrow.
>>63583784
What anon
>>63583695
Fucking how? Are you shitting me?
>>63583640
I hate her because I can tell that its a body double EVERY TIME. Laurels at least kind of looks the same and I can pretend but Theas are always a blurry over the shoulder shakycam with random grunts that don't line up with whats happening.
I understand that she's not gonna do her own stunts but goddamn
Somebody's making a shit ton of money on Flash merchandise, but it sure as hell ain't Barry.
>>63582255
Remember how she still wasn't over her fiance's death 11 months after he died the first time?
I'm pretty sure the fact that he was alive again doesn't mean she should mourn less
>>63583821
Spoilers, comics are made for varying age groups, same as movies, it's a hard concept to understand, I know.
>>63581972
>>63583428
>>63583693
Fuck, didn't know she had such a nice ass.
>>63583821
Comics are edgy.
Batman still can't kill the baddies and Superman can't drink beer because then sales will drop, but sometimes people say bad words or do worse crimes than murder!
>>63583885
Practice makes perfect.
I'm sure if he gets revived and dies again, she could move on in 2 weeks, tops.
>>63583885
But anon Garrick is now a semi regular cast member and we need to show he's not a gay so who else would he bang? Some random non cast member? pfft.
>>63583913
She doesn't
Batman once said:
>"Barry is the kind of man that I would've hoped to become if my parents hadn't been murdered."
What did he mean by this? What makes Barry Allen the comic book character so well liked by everybody?
>>63583965
I think it looks pretty nice in tha white bikini pic tbqh with you famalam
>>63583047
he should at least take them to the police station
>>63583965
um... reconsider you sexuality gayboy
>>63583881
In the last episode they showed people buying and talking about a Flash action figure you can buy in real life.
Was it supposed to be "jokey" product placement? "Oh, it's FUN"? It was worse than usual product placement, because it's showing an actual product from itself. What the fuck.
>>63583965
Are you blind or just stupid?
>>63583975
Idk i have not read alot barry stuff but he seems cool
>>63584029
It does look noice
>>63583950
Why didn't Daredevil help Jessica Jones in the TV series? He was immune to the Purple Man's effects and could have easily taken him down!
>>63583975
He is SO overpowered that he has no real stress and can live by his moral principles without any possibility of ever having to make a difficult decision. So naturally everyone sees him as a paragon of virtue
>>63582925
just tested it, it did work
>>63584039
>>63584051
Mb fags, im just so used to felecity's magcal arsenals that flatty patty doesn't do it for me
>>63584059
Rights or schedules or woman power or some shit, probably.
A surprising but understated cameo could have been great.
>>63583950
>posting a Marvel Max comic as an example
Not that you're wrong, but fuck, anon, at least use mainstream comics aimed at early teens.
>>63584059
because it was her show not his. if nightnurse called up matty m then he would get controlled and jessica jones would have punched him out. anything less would have made her look pathetic in her own show
>>63584108
Felicity's ass is superior don't get me wrong, but to deny an ass that's not Felicity's is pure delusion.
>>63584129
But Daredevil is immune to the Purple Man's suggestion power because of his super senses.
>>63583950
Marvel comics are edgy. DC is mostly for kids so can't do anything too bad. Wolverine and Deadpool kills hundreds of people without thinking twice about it, DC heroes have a life crisis if just one of their villians die.
>>63584059
Daredevils nurse girlfriend showed up at the end of JJ and offered to call him but they decided it was a bad idea because he can't fight mind control
So next season expect a team up
>>63584177
Even Felicity's ass in really not all that impressive.
>>63584196
>DC is mostly for kids so can't do anything too bad.
you don't read comics tho
>>63584059
Because he doesn't know JJ or Killgrave even exist.
>>63584059
It was never stated that he was immune to the control virus.
In all likelihood he would have ended up controlled by Kilgrave and then Jessica would really be fucked.
>>63584238
Somebody prove this faggot wrong.
>>63584196
DC has its share of dark stuff. The thing is, their headline characters like Superman and Flash are mostly for kids.
>>63584202
Daredevil is immune to his powers!
>>63584253
Dude he Fucking is! Purple man is a Daredevil villain! He first appeared in like the 5th Daredevil comic Motherfucker!
>>63584253
In the comics, Daredevil has the indomitable will plot armour so the Purple Man can't control him.
>>63584194
>>63584280
>>63584320
Nowhere in either series is it even referenced that he is immune to mind control.
Learn to separate your canons
>>63584353
You Motherfucker. It's in the comics! You know the stuff that Fucking owns the rights to the material. Do we have to confirm with Stan Lee too?
>>63584238
Anon im going to prove you so wrong once i get the page to load
>>63584045
I think because Flash is seen in Central City as a hero while Green Arrow is still treated as a vigilante.
>>63583193
doesnt antman stay the same weight? when he first shrinks in the bathtub and falls off of it he cracks the floor tile
>>63584387
Comics literally have hundreds of established universes where the stories are all subtly different. Why is this hard for you?
>>63584446
Give side shot in a bikini or close to it
>>63584475
The Keychain tank sure didn't
>>63584255
It's angelic isn't it.
>that time felicity saved the day by wearing atoms ironman armor
>>63584446
You can't really tell much from that pic. That's not that great.
>>63584508
hnnnggg. The episode with Felicitys mom also had good shots like that I believe
>>63584508
Her ass barely sticks out from her body!
>>63584475
Then why didn't the tank Hank Pym kept in his pocket weigh 5000 lbs?
Also sidenote you would think 20 years of dangling a tank on a string would eventually damage some of the inner workings enough that when you blew it up again it wouldn't work
>>63584552
Doesn't hurt that my dick turns to iron when it comes to pajamas.
>>63584560
Also fuel stops working after like 5 years
say what you want about the flash but it the best show to have webm from tbqh senpai
>>63584059
>super hearing and super smelling
>good defense against a guy who mind controls people by you smelling his pheromones and then giving you verbal commands
>>63584196
That stupid fucking Infinite Crisis (?) comic where Wonder Woman has to kill a bad guy to save the universe and then all the superheroes retire for it (probably causing thousands more to die due to lack of activity? whatever).
That's when I stopped reading comics.
Wasn't the whole "no killing" thing just censorship anyway? Why does it still exist? It's not exactly evil to kill someone if it saves the universe. Are war heroes considered evil in DC Comics?
>>63584616
Okay so it's confirmed that when something shrinks or grows everything inside it (the components in this case) grows too.
What would happen if he put a droplet of gas in the tank while it was still small?
What would the liquid end up being? I doubt it would be more gas. How would a giant droplet work?
>>63584527
>>63584508
>>63584552
>>63584599
>>63584527
Cant find any more felecity arse but i found this
>>63584627
The superheating Midichlorians or whatever the Fuck it is Daredevil has that gives him increased senses makes him able to resist.
>>63584690
If you spread apart the atom in a liquid it would just become a gas right? So you would have a cloud of tank fuel that would instantly fall and settle into a puddle of the same amount of gas as you started with.
Someone prove me wrong
>>63581743
>Trickster scattered 100 bombs around Central City, but if we throw just one of them through a portal to Earth-2, the other 99 will fly in after it because of quantum magnetic something something.
>>63584668
First of all, it is completely moronic to give up on an entire art form because you dislike a specific comic.
Secondly, 52 is amazing. You missed out.
>>63584616
You can add whiskey to old gasoline and it will thin out the mix again.
>>63584809
Isn't Booster Gold one of the deceptively powerful heroes. Like nobody realizes how strong he actually is.
>>63584809
I lied a little, I read some of 52.
I liked the Booster Gold stuff but everything else was mediocre.
Golden age comic books are a lot more fun because they're unpretentious and everything ever hadn't been done yet. They can still have a what-if story where Superman turns evil, it just isn't a multi-issue arc with terrible art (I really hate the Photoshop gradient effect a lot of modern comics have).
>>63584446
I need that ass.
I don't even want it anymore. It's a need.
>>63584809
I don't get Morrison. Sometimes he's the most genius motherfucker in the world and then he writes absolute shit, only to go back to being a genius. What's his game?
>>63582949
yeah, Merlyn stuff in the last season was really really hard to swallow
The writing was always bad, but now it looks its not even trying anymore
>>63584446
>>63584508
My dick wasn't ready
The most stupid shit is that his father is rotting in prison getting gangbanged by 5 black guys
He could literally take his father and let him live in his secret base
Jesus christ, this show is so dumb
>>63583965
This person is right.
>>63585354
What are your examples of his shit?
>>63585650
The "reason" for that was his father told him not to since he wanted to not live in hiding. But they deleted captain cold from the internet so they could have easily just done that for him.
>>63585726
I hate his Batman run but loved his Animal Man. I thought it was him getting old but then I read Seven Soldiers and loved that.
>>63582838
Wouldn't that set off the alarm though?
>>63586115
I know right! How did the Fucking alarm not go off!?
>>63586715
He froze the alarm, too.
>>63586808
Hepcat, are you Fucking kidding me right now? How?
>>63581743
>I can accept a man running faster than [whatever] becaus he was bitten by a radioactive [whatever], but when lasers get frozen I draw the line
ITT: Autists weaned on Nolan can't understand FUN
>>63587708
See:
>>63583830 and >>63582777
>>63587478
the coldness stopped the alarm from activating. The electricity couldn't move to trigger because it was frozen stopped.
>>63583446
Roy grew up in the glades so he'd been in a bunch of fights in his time. Thea got trained by Malcolm for 6 months
Felicity>*>>>Iris
>>63588389
Anon, stop. They are both equally shit characters.
>>63583913
>nice ass
>white girl
you seriously need to go out more f/am
>>63589109
Exactly! You Fucking tell these cats!
>>63583142
read Flashpoint, or for a faggot like you, read flashpoint wikipedia
>>63583142
Because if flash saves his mom then wonder woman and aquaman declare war on each other, bruce wayne is killed and thomas wayne is batman, and the whole world is destroyed.
It is worth it for the new batman though.
>>63583282
She was trained by the guy who trained Batman. He is pretty good at training.
>>63589646
Malcom didn't train batman retard
>>63589705
Ted Grant did.
Malcolm could beat up Batman couldn't he?
>>63583142
Because Flashpoint.
>>63581743
it's fucking CW, don't expect anything oscar worthy, still better than Arrow.
>>63590193
How about something that even makes vague sense and is vaguely entertaining?
>>63589802
Probably not since Batman can beat Raz
>>63591849
Remember when Malcolm fought Green Arrow the first time and he put two arrows in Ollie's back?
>>63582532
why is he doing dreamworks face? it's fucking hideous
>>63582838
Even Michael Ironside can't believe this bullshit.
