if you ran a dinosaur zoo on the island of the costa costa rica, what kind of food would you serve?
Me? I'm picking crab legs.
>>63581083
chicken
they're dinosaurs
frank and beans
>>63581111
Checked.
>>63581138
el pollo checken
>>63581083
the coast'a costa rica
>>63581154
that shit is delicious but I used to regularly choke on the fucking meatballs as a kid
family did the heimlich on me when one blocked my windpipe like 3 times
A nice helping of chili and sea bass
>>63581083
Meals:
>Sandwich $5
>Dino Dog $10
>Rex Burger $15
Side Meals:
>Thrillin Chilli
>Fun Fries
>Paleo Salad
Dinosaurs.
I cannot fucking believe that they have the means to breed an unlimited amount of these gigantic, meaty beasts and at no point during the proceedings did someone stop and say "Hey, I'm kinda hungry, someone wanna cut a big fuckin' steak off that Brontosaurus?"
>>63581247
>paleo salad
myside meals
why didn´t they just cook the dinosaurs?
>>63581284
Maybe they simply taste like shit.
>>63581284
there's a famous 1970's comic about that very thing. They farm dinosaurs in the past to feed the future.
Only a matter of time until someone pitches this shit at sony.
>>63581230
chili AND sea bass?
what an odd combination
>>63581247
>Sea Bass $12
>Side of chili
Me? I'dfuck your face with a claw hammer OP
Which part of the dinosaurs would you think is the most delicious?
scrambled chicken eggs and tell people they are from dinosaurs
Explain this meme in one sentence.
>>63581404
They're half-batracians so you could probably serve the legs.
Does the chili have beans in it John? Because that's not real chili if it is.
>>63581404
Imagine a party ordering a whole T-Rex.
>>63581423
>"Alejandro's, uh, prepared a delightful menu for us: chili and sea bass (Chilean sea bass), I believe."
>>63581423
Chilli and sea bass, i believe.
>>63581192
you either have the downs or a tiny throat for that to happen
Dr. Malcolm, I'm DNA
>>63581561
You're a big strand.
>>63581561
Uhh, you don't get to bring males.
>>63581547
n-no
>>63581574
i smiled
>>63581510
Imagine a party inside a whole T-Rex.
Rice. $50 for a bowl.
Drinks are: Tap water: $60 for a glass.
Where else will you get food or drink? Fuck you.
>>63581284
haha. Allways wondered that myself
>>63581083
Costa Rica is not an island
>>63581372
KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!
>>63581104
Same.
Fresh Costa Rican Crab legs sounds great.
>>63581111
>>63581633
>>63581247
>no Triceratoppings
D R O P P E D
>>63581192
fucking retard
>>63581601
Imagine arranging speluking through a dinosaur's digestive system.
It would be a vore loving caving persons dream!
Hadrodon Hash.
Imagine reality shows such as "Can you outrun a T-Rex?"
Patagonian toothfish tbqh second stepcousinfam
>>63581404
the oysters
>>63582014
>oysters
what?
>>63581247
bet you charged for the fucking toilets, jew-face
>>63582097
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_(fowl)
>In the film Red Dragon, a reference to oysters is what indirectly leads FBI profiler Will Graham to capture serial-killer Hannibal Lecter.
>>63581083
Soylent Green
>>63581192
You have to chew before swallowing homie
>>63581284
Because that dino probably cost millions of dollars to make. That would probably be the worlds most expensive steak
>>63582147
Yeah, okay.
>>63582223
Imagine a competition where the prize would be a steak at the dinosaur restaurant because they would be expensive.
>>63581083
Chillean Seabass, or Chili and Seabass
>>63582223
>implying people that paid thousands of dollars to see dinos wouldn't pay hundreds more to eat one
Unless they did coupon day in memory of the lawyer
>>63581247
Now, now, don't be stealing your ideas from video games and posting them online to make you seem smart to all your friends, anon.
>Ctrl+F
>spared no expense
>0 results
Come on tv
>>63582452
Imagine large large pens where you alone or a party to pay to hunt down a dinosaur. You would constantly having to be alert and watch eachother's back.
>>63582488
>Come on tv
Why would you do that?
Shitposting passing through
>>63582561
>people who say come rather than cum
>>63582432
It's called patagonian toothfish!!!
>>63582690
No you fucking faggot.
>>63582531
Not Muldoon, but lost world guy's dream. I'd be down to hunt some of those little ones that eat the girl and the dude in the river in lost world. Maybe bigger game with some sort of (plot) armor
>>63582923
They didn't eat the girl. Did you really saw the film faggot?
i'd serve owen an oil lamp of the costa costa rica
>>63582923
Not alone I hope? You could never go to sleep in fear of the dinosaur finding you in your sleep. You must always be alert
>>63582958
Did I say it killed her? They definitely bit and ATE chunks of a defenseless little girl
>>63582432
why not both
spare no expense, that's my philosophy
>>63582737
Yes faggot look it up on wikipedia
I'm right and you're wrong
Faggot
>>63584476
>I just edited wikipedia, go check before they change it back
>>63584476
hotheads, when will they learn
>>63584548
>>63584501
Suck my dick nice samefag
