Why is such an awesome character, played by such an awesome actor in such a shitty show?
>>63578807
>>loves his son and tries to protect him from being conscripted
>takes his licks from the villagers who constantly mock his disability but doesn't care as long as there's food on the table for him and his boy
>bitch wife runs off on both of them to go fuck a pirate
>he kills her and takes the faggot's hand as recompense
>HE'S seen as the bad guy
Fuck YOU.
>>63578869
>HE'S seen as the bad guy
Rumplestiltskin is almost never seen as the actual bad guy on this show.
90% of the time he's stuck begrudgingly helping the heroes to stop someone who's a much bigger asshole than he is.
The show is amazing but you're such a faggot that you're afraid of being found out you're a faggot. A real man mans up and admits it's a great show. He has a cock big enough to not care.
>>63578807
because the guy can clear a few million a year doing almost no work in a wonderful climate at comparatively low American tax rates.
>and they thought he would play fucking Dr. Who. kek
>>63578904
>and they thought he would play fucking Dr. Who. kek
i fucking wish.
At her prime in Lost she was so fuckable you would marry her on the spot.
>>63578904
>Robert playing the Doctor
i would completely watch that, by my online persona and me IRL
>>63578894
Not the guy, but if he's talking about can responses he's not wrong. Look at the comment sections on YouTube of pretty much any time he owns hook after season 2. The 14 year old girls hate him because he hurt their precious little husbandu.
>>63578807
>>63578807
Begby is #BASEDASF
>>63578807
You could say the same thing about any capeshit movie ever.
Just look at the cast of The Avengers, imagine if that same cast was in a real film.
>>63578894
and the only time he actually does anything evil (if you call it that) is fulfilling his end of the deal that the heroes made. not his fault that they can't deal with the conquences
>>63578895
It was good in season 1 and sometimes in season 2, but it seriously dropped the ball when it became Repeated Memory Loss: The Series.
>>63578990
This, not to mention his relationship with Belle is less disgusting than, what am I hearing, Swan and hook? Jesus Christ, I'm glad I dropped the show before that happened.
>my face when Belle forgot about him and destroyed the chipped teacup
>>63578957
>marrying a dumb uneducated single mom
>>63579091
Have you seen the performance for Peter Pan? Amazing. The performance for Brave girl? Also amazing. The show is filled with amazing bits and pieces. It's not perfect - and the cinematography is totally shit - but it's in overall in the top 10 - 20 of anything done today.
>>63578807
because SGU got cancelled
But seriously, why is the cinematography so shit. It's the one area they could seriously improve. Everything looks like being from a home camera of $100.
They could at least use some better filters or whatever.
>>63579171
Never watched Stargate. Was he good in it? What am I asking, was he utilised enough?
>>63579229
he was really good in SGU, one of the best aspects of the show in it's entirety (right from the first episode)
the easiest way to think about it is pol/ stuck on a ship with tumblr, with him being pol/ and the rest of the crew being tumblr, except for eli
>>63579303
That actually sounds pretty sweet. I think I'm gonna check it out.
>>63579229
Yes he was one of the main leads and really helped get past the stumbling blocks of S1 with his shenanigans, he only gets better in S2 once everybody stops trying to kill each other and bands together for a common goal
>that episode when the ship is going to collide with a sun and he volunteers to stay behind while everyone else gets on the lifeboatsbut it turns out that's just how the ship recharges so they would've been fine and all the assholes that would've jumped ship would be gun leaving him to work uniterrupted. not that he knew that ahead of time of course
>>63579367
be mindful of the first season, they were trying to be BSG with the drama overdose, not really being stargate. season 2 is when it finds it's feet and they distance themselves away from the drama (mostly) and really get's going the last half of season 2
>>63579388
man, i know we like to talk shit about sgu, but that's just brutal
>>63579403
Thanks, I'll keep it in mind while watching.
>>63579229
Best actor on the show He played borderline evil genius.
Regina a best.
BEST!
>>63579759
why were the ancient ancients so cool? just look at that fucking armor. bet your ass they wouldn't have lost to the wraith like fucking pussies.
>>63579880
>budget joan collins
'no'
>>63579403
last half of s2 is definitely GOAT sci-fi
>>63579403
>>63579982
and then lol cancelled
>>63580024
Literally perfect.
>>63580081
>promo shots shown
>BOO!
>SHE SUCKS
>WHY NOT THE COSPLAY GIRL
>FAT BITCH WITH A PUFFY FACE!
>later
>10/10 WAIFU
>BEST GIRL
Fucking /tv/ man..
This season started awesome. Black Swan was a great card but the last three episodes were pure shit. Going after Hook? Underworld? Seriously?
He's literally the only reason I watch this garbage.
>black Neptune
>black Rapunzel
>black Lancelot
>black Merlin
>beaner Guenevere
>Mulan's a lesbian
Fuck this shit
>>63579880
The good Regina's boring as fuck.
>>63580348
Did you just use "Mulan's a lesbian" as a bad point
>>63580348
>not wanting Red&Dragon love and cuddles
>>63578869
>heroes want to make a deal
>explains the terms of the deal
>heroes get angry with him because they have no concept of consequences
>whore wife runs away with a pirate
>pirate makes it his mission to kill him over a dead whore mother
>constantly being called a coward for not wanting to fight and just raise his son
>pirate claims that he loved his wife
>pirate sells his son to peter pan
