>watching a new show with my dad at my parent's house
>"this script is really unusual, I like it!"
>"wow, this cinematography is amazing"
>"this show is really doing something interesting"
>"i kept hearing about this, now i can see why!"
>"i love how this show keeps playing with you"
>"wowee, what kind of budget do they have??"
>"god, this is good"
i'm glad you're having fun but just please let me hear the tv, dad
>>63576533
My Dad is like this too man.
He also eats loudly and clears his throat constantly.
>Dad is actually more critical than most of /tv/
>watch tv with dad
>He talks shit about my mom
>brings up how he abused me just to apologize for it
>denies abuses I point out he can't ignore
>his girlfriend comes home
>she instantly bristles at his voice
>probably going to scream at her for no reason once I've left
>leave
your dad sounds like he's trying to make a genuine connection. count your blessings
>watch a movie with my dad
>he's silent through most of it
>occasionally asks some questions
>movie ends
>he says it was good
>goes and watches the news in his room
>tfw my dad couldn't give less of a shit about film
>Watching Top Gun with my Grandma
>Volleyball scene
>Suddenly get really horny
>Go up into the attic
>Start beating it to pictures of my Grandpa when he was in WW2
>Sneaky bitch Grandma catches me again
>Hits me with the broom
>Not allowed at Christmas dinner this year
>>63576533
>watching show with dad
>Dad complains about the characters doing stupid things and talks about what he would do
>"Better be safe than sorry"
>mfw
>Watch the Leftovers with dad
>He's a paranoid schizophrenic
>Starts identifying with the show too much because he fucking looks a bit like Justin Theroux and is named Kevin
>Starts thinking people are trying to poison him and my mother and shit
>He's in a mental institution atm and I'm going to visit him in an hour
HAHA
>tfw Dad won't watch anything not 'realistic' or anything not set in the modern day
>his favorite shows are Dexter and Prison Break
>pic related is his favorite actor. Loves those movies where Denzel saves vehicles (Flight, The Taking of Pelham 123, Unstoppable)
>>63576533
Be glad you have a dad cares and wants to spend time with you.
The only positive memory of my father when he wasn't beating my mom or me are of us watching Martin reruns on BET.
>>63577506
lel you're dad is brain is gay what a fag
>Be black
>Don't have a dad
>>63577559
Haha dude I know LOL;_;
>>63577544
sounds like based 2bh pham
btw BLACKED when?
>>63577544
my dad only watches army and sports movies.
i tried getting him to watch blade runner and he called it hippy druggy trash
>mfw
>>63576533
>be american dad
>GOOD MORNING USA
>>63577506
>Bebeposter
>JUSTposter
I'm glad that shit is hereditary and you're gonna end up in the nuthouse.
Jesus Christ.
Are there ANY niggers that are actually decent fathers?
wtf is wrong with this world?
Anyone have a video of the woman in OP's pic
>>63577723
At least I won't end up fat, gay, ugly and bald like you are lmao
>>63577773
this is /tv/ senpai
fat, gay, ugly and bald is the norm here
>>63577773
>Fat
Nope
>Gay
Nope
>Ugly
Nope
>Bald
Nope
Enjoy your crazy faggot dad and your deteriorating brain you genetic abomination.
>>63577830
>Fat
Yes
>Gay
Yes
>Ugly
Yes
>Bald
Yes
I forgot short too lol.
I'm literally lmao'ing at your life
>>63577632
fucking kill yourself
>>63577900
>Laughing at something that isn't real and is only in your head
Looks like the schizophrenia is kicking in already. At least you don't orange dinosaur the difference upside too many for which I guess.
>>63577977
It's a fun staple forget a tooth fairy into which I would respond by saying, "Marmolade Christmas to you"
>>63577977
Man I'm just kidding around but you're trying really hard to be edgy here.
>>63577652
I feel you bro. I can't get him to watch anything good.
The only way I got him to watch Edge of Tomorrow is by telling him that Emily Blunt (his waifu) is in it.
>>63578037
>Emily blunt
>blunt
DUDE
>>63578030
Everything he's said has been very kind and nice. What are you schizophrenic or something?
>>63578205
dude like that episode of hey arnold lmao
gonna go beat up a fat jew brb
>>63577213
>jerking off to a man
are you a fag?
>retards in this thread don't actually know how schizophrenia works
>>63576980
Post more of this beauty queen
>>63578285
Hell no. Fags are disgusting. The volleyball scene in Top Gun is the most heterosexual scene in film history. When I masturbate to pictures of my grandpa I'm masturbating to how masculine he was, there is nothing gay about it.
>>63578431
capp'd for /r/4chan, mate
cheers
>watch movie with dad
>sex scene comes on
>>63578786
>Dad slowly slides his hand up your thigh under your skirt
>Starts tugging your feminine penis and calling you a filthy little beast
Every. Fucking. Time.
>watching tv with your stepdad
>stepdad is iraqi shiite muslim ultra conservative
>he changes the channel to western
>cowboys are roping some sheep
>night time comes
>cowboys go to sleep in tents
>one cowboy snuggles up to the other cowboy
>realize this is brokeback mountain
>y-youre not going to like this movie
>what? it's cowboys
>cowboys continue to snuggle
>awkward silence
>he changes the channel
>dad shows little to no emotion during film or TV other than laughing at the occasional physical humour
>>63579198
Your stepdad and mom are terrorists, kill them.
>>63577544
>Loves those movies where Denzel saves vehicles
Probably best to not let him watch Man on Fire, then.
>be me
>watching film with dad
>"you're a real fucking loser, you know that, anon?"
>continue watching film
>normal day for me
>>63579843
To be fair he's right.
>>63579966
basically yeah
>>63576980
>Oh my god look how poor he looks
>>63576533
>Say i like the cinematography of the film
>Tiffany says "you always have the stupidest reasons for liking a movie or show."
Ok
>>63577506
i know that feel lad
stay strong :^(
>>63576980
is that classic paul dano on the far left behind the jew with the sunglasses?
>tfw dad falls asleep every single time we watch a movie
>tfw he already watched the hobbit films like 10 times, but still falls asleep and misses something
Oh dad
>>63577213
Hello Tom
>>63580756
>Tiffany
