I tried to start watching House of Cards and it seems a cool show but holy shit everytime Kate Mara is on screen I can't help masturbating furiously and I lose track of the story.What does this mean?
I knew her first time in Nip\Tuck, then 24, American Horror Story, Shooter, The Martian... even in Iron Man 2 where she's on screen for like 15 seconds. Holy fuckin' fuck. I just can't stop.
What's your opinion on Kate Mara as an actress?
>>63576428
>Kate Mara
10/10
>as an actress
who
Inferior Mara
>>63576428
I'm glad she has her hair cut short now. I want to see whatever movie she's in where she has a short hair.
>>63576428
You have monkey fever
rooney > mara
>>63576473
there's only one Mara. that's Rooney.
I am genuinely a fan of Shooter, and although I don't admit it to myself I'm pretty sure her all done up as a country girl is like 60% of the reason why.
>>63576473
yes I agree, Rooney is the inferior sister
kate?
but thats mara rooney, anon
rooney mara is the superior though
>>63576501
P L E B
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>>63576428
Kata Mara is like a modern version of Princess Leia
>>63576623
umm...not Kate Mara, whatever her name is
>>63576579
I think they both appeal to different sides of man's desire. Kate Mara obviously has that fucking sex appeal, like I can't explain it. It makes me want to do ungodly things to her in sex. Just pure lust.
Rooney, well she is a different kind of appeal that I have for her. Like the start a family type, and make love to.
>>63576706
>It makes me want to do ungodly things to her in sex
OP here. Please be specific.
>>63576760
Like slapping her red right between blowjob air breaks and spitting at her face. Or just going from behind while stepping at her head for some beast-like support.
>>63576984
You're a monster.please continue
women with that ape jaw make my test levels lose their shit
same with jessa rhodes and paige vanzant
>>63576984
I wish somebody did that to me..
>>63576473
lmao if she werent rich she'd be found 2 months after she died by her landlord half eaten by her cats girls a fucking wacko
>>63576984
what if the person who spits at her face... is her sister? I imagine Rooney in trouble with the police... and one cop blackmails her, like, "I want to fuck your sister or else you're going to prison" and so Rooney tricks Kate into basically rape
>>63576428
It was either the season one finale or the first episode of season two, but there's a shot of her naked ass
>enter room
>see this
what do?
>>63577593
Hold an awkward conversation and vaguely allude to sexual things in the hopes they take the hint.
>>63577593
spill my spaghetti all over my room
>>63577593
Rape them at gunpoint.
>>63577593
leave in under two seconds or somehow stand in a way to hide my boner
I don't blame you OP, Mara Mara has some mad monkey pussy.
>>63576428
>What does this mean?Your waifu found you
>>63577593
ask her where Patricia is at
I would kill someone to have a threesome with both Maras.
Also pls post backstories about Rooney being autistic, guys.
Same. I want to rape her. I dunno what it is about her.
>>63577338
I feel like Landlords isn't a rich people thing
She's attractive, but not a very good actress
>>63576428
>you will never tease her by constantly repeating Rooney > Mara till she cries
>>63577367
I feel ashamed for being as aroused as I am.
I regularly fantasize about marrying Rooney but she's too frigid and autistic to satisfy me so she convinces Kate to please me and I end up enjoying her much more and kekqueen Roonroon with her sister who enjoys bullying her about it
THIS
I just cant watch HoC past the ep where we see the good one pics of her, man I just CANT THIS GIRL IS AMAZING OMG I JUST WANNA FUCK HER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She's just about getting to the point that she'll be too old to do a real good nude scene, and it makes my penis so soft.
>>63577367
Please do continue
>>63577593
>>63578587
holy shit
>>63576428
>Not discovering her during her 2 episode arc on Entourage season 6 as Eric "E" Murphy's assistant
pleb
>>63578639
Sorry I try not to watch bad TV
>>63578535
>>63578475
I'd gladly continue my story but I already cum so I am totally uninterested to sex. Maybe in half a hour
Mara is the fucktoy sister-in-law who keeps on teasing you on family parties. You are married to Rooney and your sick and tired of her rambling about 70s psych rock and her shroom cultivation in the shack behind the house. Suddenly Mara calls you one night to "meet" her in a motel. Rooney is busy watching Tarkovsky.
Question: what do you do?
She was sexy but also obnoxious. The happiest moment of the show was when she got squashed.
>>63578731
spoilers dude
>tfw I know a girl irl that looks just like her
>except this girl has a fucking 10/10 body,giant ass and titsshe only dates damn chinks
>>63578710
I pack my things because I'm about to have sex with Mara
>>63578803
>she only dates damn chinks
u wot
>>63578803
thats why jesus invented corrective rape
>>63578672
But you just said you watched House of Cards, Nip/Tuck, and American Horror Story not to mention all the movies you listed.
anytime she's in a scene, she's just teasing my cock.
