>I am finally a Jedi. After all these Star Wars...The Force Awakens.
>*fade to black*
Seriously?
*fades to blacked*
>i ALWAYS shoot first
>>63575847
>*fade to black*
>>63575830
>fades to black
Implying it would fade to "Directed by George Lucas"
That's right, J.J. was just a cover up
6 days until the shitstorm envelops this entire board for months, if not years
are you enjoying the last moments of tranquility?
>The time has come to end Star Wars... New Hope will fill people hearts
>>63575847
beat me to it
>>63575830
>fade to BLACKED
>fade to SPIC'D
>Finally after all these difficult Star Wars, The Revenge of the Sith has come
In less than a week this board will turn into /starwars/. Just let that sink in and enjoy these last few days.
*fades to dubs*
>>63576073
Will this be painful?
when did /tv/ become reddit?
>>63576073
i find your lack of faith disturbing.
More like fade to BLACKED amirite?
>>63575830
that staff is stupid as hell. fucking dreadful choice and design
>>63576073
>implying /swtfa/ wont be the best board
>>63575847
BIG
>>63575853
I'm going to groan when he inevitably says something like this
and you just KNOW ackbar is going to say It's a trap too
>>63575847
Can we get a ban on this guy?
>>63576073
>implying sheevposting isn't the only good thing on this board
>>63575830
"AY FINN NO LONGER ARE YOU A STORMTROOPAH OR I A TRADAH WE ARE BOTH JEDIs IN TRAINING WIT OUR NEW MASTAH LUKE SKYWALKAH HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THE FORCE AWAKEN INSIDE YA?"
We enjoyed a small victory on Yavin IV, but when The Empire Strikes Back our fleet will be no match against their super star destroyers.
>>63575847
>>63575894
>implying TFA isn't just more fuel for the Bane Train
>>63578199
Underrated. I honestly didn't mind that.
>>63575917
NOW WITH MORE MEME
>>63575894
I hoping we get a new "baneposting" out of this movie
>>63575847
>>63578254
nice
>>63577929
>proud to be white
as a black man i would never get even remotely mad if you said that, but the problem is that your statement is in response to another persons statement which is based in another context of discrimination, he says im proud to be black because slaves here were degraded because of skin, if a black went to Africa and said im proud of of blacks, theyd asked where the fuck are u from Nigeria Cameroon Ethiopia Ghana? same if a white guy went to Europe and said im happy with what us whites have done, they'd ask what the fuck are you french English Italian German? its all context but no i dont give a fuck this is just all frivolous identity politics
>my spelling is atrocious i'm sorry, really dont give a fuck tho
>>63575830
Is she supposed to look like Anakin from episode 1?
>>63575945
>Imma tear up the fucking dance floor, dude, check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYPCNCGEK8
>>63578254
her ass is very underrated
>>63578645
more like underdeveloped
>>63578637
I laughed so much at that scene when I first saw the movie
>Episode 9 The Jedi's Revenge
>Snoke and the New Order looking as strong as ever.
>All hope seems lost for the resistance
>Luke dies after teaching Rey her final lesson.
>Becomes Force Ghost
>Finn Dies as a hero, sacrificing himself to save the heroes.
>Epic fight between Kylo and Rey. Kylo loses
>Star fight thrown in there somewhere.
>Leia dies leaving Poe as the new Leader of the resistance
>As all hope seems lost for Rey during her fight with Snoke. Kylo Ren steps up to help his sister defeat the Dark lord
>Bittersweet ending
>Poe is deeling with duties of becoming the new King of the Alliance
>Kylo vows to help start a new Order training Jedi
>Rey walks off into the sunset Clint Eastwood style leaving the audience unsure of what comes next
You JUST KNOW this is how the last episode will turn out. Kasdan and JJ are too predictable. They will just try to make RoTJ before Lucas ruined it.
>>63575894
>implying I won't wait one month for chinese hd rip
>>63578254
Would fug
>>63576183
BIRTHING
