What's the deal with superheroes and balding?
>>63572997
>this fucking thread again
Steroids
>>63572997
high test
Chris Pratt's hairline is really fucking embarassing.
J U S T
>>63572997
Evans' hair looks fine, it's still very thick. This is just how hair ages normally. Actual balding and thinning is much more noticeable.
Cavill needs some fucking hairplug surgery. Get on it hollywood. No one will pay to see a bald superman fight a drunk batman
>>63573081
>goes bald
>he's still probably the most handsome man on earth
how does he do it?
>>63572997
Evans' hairline might not be the best but he compensates by having very nice hair itself
the other two are JUST tier
Best hairline coming through
>>63572997
But they aren't balding.
>>63573290
yeah, dick-shaped hairline is the best
>>63572997
90% of males will have some form of balding during their lifetime. So will you.
>>63573321
THIS, its just a mature hairline
>>63573145
Research show that women find receading hairline attractive. It signals sexual maturity.
>>63573321
>>63573356
>>63573417
>>63573428
>dat insecurity
>>63573428
Yes, my sister won't date any man unless he is horseshoe bald
>>63572997
Testosterone.
B A L D I E S
male pattern baldness is the result of too much testosterone
also steroids.
>>63573475
>insecurity
just watch it you faglord https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaurvdVJSw0
>baldlets still tell themselves that high testosterone levels is the cause
Top fucking kuk. Do some research, try not to cry.
>>63573328
Tell me about your father.
>>63573688
he was a good friend
Capeshit movies are baldlet power fantasies
>>63573127
>implying I wouldn't pay to see a literal JUSTice League movie
That would be hilarious
>>63572997
high test
>>63573662
What does cause it then?
Cvckoldry and balding, two words /tv/ will never comprehend.
>>63573825
t. bald cùck
>>63573825
t. bald kek
>>63573804
TL;DR your hair follicles are sensitive to DHT, a byproduct of testosterone. It's your shitty genes, you have pussy ass follicles.
>>63573936
but I'm not balding I just have a mature hairline
Everytime I see a bald guy I say 'JUST ' in my mind kek
Balding is a sign of very high test.
Balding = high test
Not balding = manlet who willNEVER get laid
>>63573997
You're a fucking man. Please don't make up excuses like those women who claim fat isn't unattractive.
>see a baldlet
>it ain't me starts playing
> there are manlets in this thread RIGHT NOW that are so low test that they aren't bald
Lol amerifats when will they learn
>>63573081
I have this exact hairline, except I'm only 25.
JUST
>>63573804
Too much masturbation. Not even trolling in the least.
>>63573081
He still has a handsome face. And a receading hairline can be fixed, he sure has the money for it.
who's going to play him?
>muh test
Baldlets are literally the new manlets.
What's up with your obsession with manly men, OP?
>>63573290
Black guys get worse hairplugs than white guys
>>63573290
I spilled my beer you fucking cockcunt
>>63574289
Face it, bald and buzzcuts are about to become the new hollywood trend.
>>63575152
>I want a playful but mobile haircut
>Say no more senpai
>>63572997
It's called being a man you faggot.
>>63575152
They don't get plugs, silly anon.
They get spray adhesive, a stencil, and a razor to harvest their pubes.
He had a head full of hair
What happened?
>>63575672
Forgot pic
>be anon
>mid 20s
>notice hair is thinning
>incredibly self-conscious about it
>point out that Hollywood stars have to deal with the same shit in an attempt to make yourself feel better
>can't stop making these threads
It's okay, OP.
>>63575702
he literally has the same hairline. his long hair is hiding it in that picture. if you look at op's pic his hair has retained its thickness
>>63572997
Balding is an indicator of adult masculinity. You want Superman to look manly, trustworthy, experienced. Nobody wants to get rescued by Justin Bieber.
>>63574230
fapped every day for 10+ years. No balding here.
I would kill myself if I was bald.
A particular chemical in testosterone encourages baldness. Ever seen a powerlifter with a full head of luxurious hair?
These dudes take roids and test boosters, get jacked, then pay the price. You can be naturally big and have hair, but you just know these guys are on all manner of chems to get big for roles.
It's just how testosterone and being a man works. If you're a faggot and have high estrogene levels then you might not bald.
buncha fucking pre-mature ejaculating kids in this thread.
a strong jaw line & widows peak make the MILF panties drop
fucking kids don't know women search out the high T
>>63576963
>a strong jaw line & widows peak make the MILF panties drop
Women hit their 30s and get into their sex crazed phaze = good times for us "DadBods"
>mean in their 30's/40's have a receding hairline
In other news the sky is blue.
Christ, I know people in their early twenties who are going bald. I knew a seventeen year old whose hairline was already receding. Cherish your fucking hair, it won't last forever.
>>63572997
There all millionaires, fucking hot slags, minus Meme Pratt who was an idiot and got married to hot Cindy whose now plastic Sally.
>>63576956
t. Mister clean
>>63576963
>milfs panties
You're on /tv/ le we le couldn't le give a fuck about anyone over the age of 5
>>63575702
holy shit he's a fag?
>>63577009
At what age to you just lose all sense of shame and decide: "fuck it, I'mma enjoy the hell out of this meatbag while it lasts."
>>63572997
white ppl usually age like shit.
>>63572997
I don't think you know what balding is, anon.
is it making you insecure of ur own lol literally whats ur point
>>63577736
>Come Stefanie-chan, it's time for your foot scan
>>63577736
do you think she and kojima...?
Male actors are held to ridiculous standards now.
Look at some old leading men. Plenty have perfectly average hairlines, height, or physiques. But now if you aren't six foot or taller, have a perfectly unreceded hairline, and have the muscles of an athlete, then you're not fit to play a leading role.
>>63578267
RDJ?
>>63578207
well I hope it was him and not Keiffer!
Oh my god Pratts hairline is awful
>>63573428
>t. Steven Anthony Lawrence
>>63574289
You know it in your heart.
>>63572997
Why do they all draw attention to their hairline by sweeping their hair back?
>>63578560
OPM will never get an adaptation.
High testosterone tends to lead to eventual male pattern baldness.
More girly guys don't really have that problem.
High test, maturity, and access to dad-strength.
>>63578680
>tfw clinically high test and zero family baldness history
Feels fucking neato.
>>63572997
Capeshit is stressful it's hard work doing all that non acting
>>63578699
what the fuck is dad strength
Would you give him all of your hair?
>>63578575
This.
Short/medium hair combed forward = nobody ever has to know.
>>63578593
OPM is now a fucking meme, makes me really mad.
Bye.
>>63578757
Its the type of strength a 40 year old with a beer belly has over an 18 year old ripped fucboi.
>>63578575
Because they aren't insecure about it
>>63573556
not entirely true. While balding is caused by test, it is more that the men who go bald have receptors that react to test and make you bald.
>>63578785
>oh no! something I liked is popular!
Kill yourself
>>63578759
its funny to think he locked himself away playing WoW for years... literally why?
>>63578575
it shows that you are an alpha male that does not care about what people think
>>63578829
he was fat
>>63578759
>that
>fucking
>jaw
That's unreasonable
>>63578829
Really? Cavill never struck me as the skinner box type.
>>63578829
From all the abuse because he was fat
OFFICIAL /TV/ HUSBANDO RATINGS:
1) Chris Evans
2) Chris Pratt
3) Henry Cavill
>>63578785
Stop it. Just because something is enjoyed by the masses doesn't magically make it awful.
I didn't lose my shit and drop Attack on Titan when it caught on as hard as it had.
nobody gave a shit about receding hairlines until recently because people understood it was a sign of masculinity. now everyone's obsessed with hair plugs and plastic surgery and porcelain teeth because of the rise of superficiality
>>63578901
>because people understood it was a sign of masculinity
No, it was because people didn't give a shit.
>>63578901
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS
UNTIL I LOST THE HAIR
>>63578951
better times in that regard. we're all just apes yet we give a shit about our hairlines and wrinkles and shit all of a sudden
>>63578977
(RO)GAINE?
https://perfecthairhealth.com/men-stop-thinking-your-hair-loss-is-due-to-high-testosterone/?s2-ssl=yes
If(OP == "FAG"){
Banned = 1;
Deletethread();
}
>>63578828
Isn't that the whole 4chan philosophy anyway?
>>63579336
It's been 4chan's most inoperable cancer.
>>63578856
>>63578846
He was fat, but never obese.
It wasn't that bad.
>>63579148
>capitalizing if
>starting variable names with a capital letter
>not using based camel case
>OP is just a string with no real use
>>63573081
>no Superman hairdo
Really Zack?
>>63579608
My phone is captalizing the letters, tard.
>>63578575
People know when you make a pathetic attempt to hide your baldness. Cutting you hair short and combing back shows you have confidence and have accepted it, and you are not some pathetic faggot living in the past growing your hair out 2 feet long and combing it over.
justin theroux has arguably one of the worst hairlines in hollywood, but damn it if he isn't one of the most attractive men alive
>>63579883
I still don't really get how his hair works. Is it a hair piece, does he literally come the hair from the back of his forward, is it a combination of the two?
>>63573722
Dubs confirm
>>63579714
>Can't work a phone correctly
Not one of them will lose their hair unless they choose to. Hair replacement is pretty cheap now. All 3 of them could afford literally hundreds of treatments.
Interesting fact, being nominated for an academy award gets you all sorts of benefits, one of which for male actors is free hair transplantation from an established practice.
>>63580262
He doesn't wear a hairpiece. He either got a crazy transplant or he naturally has a JUST hairline. He was pulling on it at a rally and joking about it. He knows he has retarded hair, it's just become such a staple of his appearance he doesn't feel like changing it.
>>63580262
It's his pet, sometimes it misbehaves
>>63580748
what a pussy
>>63580675
>Hair replacement is pretty cheap now.
It is also very shitty even if you spend top dollar.
>>63580675
There are limits to that treatment though and Cavill can't have a normal hairline again
>>63580903
Nah, I've got a parrot that's 1/3rd the size of that thing and he can bite down to the bone if he gets scared enough. That eagle could probably mutilate your finger entirely in one chomp.
>>63578951
>No, it was because people didn't give a shit.
precisely. people used to man the fuck up
>>63581164
The thing is that society is more demanding now at all levels, men can't just afford to be ugly and be indifferent about it nowadays
>>63573018
What do you expect? 4chan is filled with frustrated losers. When they have a head full of hair, damn you better bet they will want you to know. It's the only thing they have. Of course they aren't ha lf as old as those guys in the pictures and they could go out of hair themselves any time but they're too dumb to realize this.
Same with all those degenerate juicer faggots making "why you don't lift?" threads every day.
>>63574243
Not everyone is this insecure and it looks actually still good because he has thick hair. A not perfectly straight hairline isn't generally a bad thing, no idea why 17 year old internet kids believe this. It can be badass and make you look manly. Can.
>>63581490
Fuck's your problem redditor? Why are you even here
>>63577215
Yeah. It's pretty much confirmed. He's "dated" a few women whenever he has a movie coming out, but other than that, he's single. If you Google "Henry Cavill faggot," you'll see a ton of pictures of him hanging out with homos.
>>63573043
dht you uneducated pleb
>>63578759
I have plenty left, just not on my head
>>63579523
>schoolkids
>giving a shit
>>63581669
“You have your dark moments when you go on the internet forums,” he shrugs. “You’re peeking behind the curtain. You wonder, ‘What are people saying about me? Oh, that’s nice. Oh, how lovely.’ But then you find one that isn’t. One that says you’re only in a relationship to raise your profile, or to prove you’re not gay. You think, ‘Why are they being so nasty?’ Then you start shaping your behaviour around the comments, and that’s not OK. That’s not healthy.”
- Henry Cavill on 4chan.
Knowing how insecure he is he must be taking balding terribly. I bet he cried or called a friend in the middle of the might when his first hairs fell out.
>it's a bodily insecurity thread
Always a hit.
>>63582187
Sometimes 4chan is so much like bodybuilding.kek I can't even believe it.
>"I was fat, I was Fat Cavill," he recalled to the June/July issue of Details magazine. "I bawled on the phone to my mom four times a day. I became an easy target."
>"My version of Superman is essentially of a guy who has spent his whole life alone," he said, reflecting on his teen years.
>>63582187
Maybe there's one guy in his late twenties or early thirties. He's white, 6' 3", a lean 180 lbs., has a full head of hair, an 8-inch penis, and he always gets past the no singles policy.
He makes all these threads.
