>tfw you're going to see a new Star Wars flick next weekend
>>63572216
Fuckin' right I am
Seeing it at a little indie theater where a qt I know works.
>tfw living in a small city so there's no ticket shortage even though there's only one movie theater here
>tfw tickets are cheap and the quality of the picture is still god-tier because it's newly built
>tfw no friend to go with
>>63572309
>tfw live in central London
>not going to be able to see it until 2016
>>63572309
Damn, that's fuckin' based.
>>63572404
Hi Muhammad
>>63572216
whats the chance of getting shot at the premier?
should I wear my theater gear?
>>63572404
why not?
>>63572433
Just hire a bodyguard at the theater's entrance, they're not that expensive.
>Willing to risk it
I wish I were as brave as you
I live in the US
>tfw my theatre has a no singles policy
fuck
>>63572571
I know I shouldn't fall for this but what.
>>63572571
just bring your falcon
you do have a falcon right?
>>63572571
>2016-0,06
>not owning a falcon
>>63572550
go to like a 9am showing
no neckbeard is going to shoot up a theater full of old people and little kids they're going for the primetime showings with all the people they hate in them.
dumb frogposter
>>63572571
>not owning a nigger slave
>intentionally putting yourself at higher risk of being shot
yeah no thanks
I'll stay at home where I can get drunk and watch it
>>63572571
I'm going with my sister.
reminder if something goes down anywhere in the world a janitor or mod are getting axed
>>63572571
I'm going with my wife's son.
>>63572709
Is she bringing her obligatory black man with her? Or is she under 12?
>>63572709
Are you a grill?
>>63572404
There must be screenings in the morning/ daytime that you can go to.
I'm not going to see star wars. EVER!
>>63572742
literally spitted the juice out of my cup you fuck
excuse faggots, /v/irgin here
whats the difference between movie, flick, cinema, film and shit?
can some explain?
>>63572790
consider suicide
>>63572790
>/v/irgin here
>>63572790
kill yourself
>>63572216
>next weekend
*Wesnesday
>>63572617
But what about ISIS?
My local cinéma only shows French La Guerre des étoiles at 9am.
>>63572790
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/thrash/
>>63572790
Film vs Movie vs Cinema is real, but kino, fllick, etc were added by tasteless drones that were made insecure by this whole thing.
“A movie is made for an audience and a film is made for both the audience and the filmmakers. I think that The Game is a movie and I think Fight Club‘s a film. I think that Fight Club is more than the sum of its parts, whereas Panic Room is the sum of its parts. I didn’t look at Panic Room and think: Wow, this is gonna set the world on fire. These are footnote movies, guilty pleasure movies. Thrillers. Woman-trapped-in-a-house movies. They’re not particularly important.” - David Fincher
"My film is not a movie. My film is not about Vietnam. It is Vietnam. It's what it was really like. It was crazy. We were in the jungle, there were too many of us, we had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little we went insane." — Francis Ford Coppola
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film#Terminology_used
>By contrast, in the US "movie" is the predominant form. Although the words "film" and "movie" are sometimes used interchangeably, "film" is more often used when considering artistic, theoretical, or technical aspects, as studies in a university class and "movies" more often refers to entertainment or commercial aspects, as where to go for fun on a date. For example, a book titled "How to Read a Film" would be about the aesthetics or theory of film, while "Lets Go to the Movies" would be about the history of entertaining movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMsp05iSk7s [Open]
movies are about economics.
cinema is about esthetics.
film is about politics.
-"How To Read A Film" by James Monaco
Also the separation is recognized in these texts
Bresson's Notes on the Cinematographer
Tarkovsky's Sculpting in Time
Delleuze's Cinema I&II
>>63572216
Everybody in this thread is a memeing fucking faggot.
>muh flicks
Whats it like being a mouthbreathing neckbeard faggot memer?
>>63572216
Going with my dad
>tfw have a new cute thin gf who wants to see The Force Awakens with me because she thinks BB-8 is cute
>later that night I am going to give her BB-8 inches
>>63572876
>the /tv/ redpill
>>63572876
Star wars however was the artistic genocide of mainstream film. You'd absolutely need to be brainwashed to have any fondness for any of this toy commercial series. If you have an affinity for the millenium falcon then you may as well have an affinity for corporate logos.
>>63572897
I am proud of you anon.
Will you get her husband out of the kekshed before or not?
>>63572897
>try to tell your gf you're gonna give her BB-8 inches
>your jedi mind trick fails
>stuck with your R2D2-incher
>>63572917
>>63572216
>paying to get shot
>>63572876
>movies are about economics.
>cinema is about esthetics.
>film is about politics.
Flicks are about fun!
>>63572894
>normie with pleb taste spotted
go back your flick
>>63572216
tfw meeting up with some online friends to see it together
>>63572998
>mfw I'm a flick type of guy
>>63573039
He looks so innocent and jovial in this picture. I that supposed to represent you anon?
>>63573144
Yup
>>63573189
That puts a smile on my face. Atleast someone is happy on this board
>>63572216
Fuck you.
>>63572742
What's her sons name?
>Go to American cinéma
>Get shot
>>63573379
Tyson.
>>63573379
Ethan. He's a nice kid.
>>63573379
Tyrell
>>63573379
N'gabo
>>63573379
Johnson
>>63573379
Shaquille
>>63573379
Elliot Rodgers
>>63573379
Anakin Skywalker
>>63573379
Pham desu senpai.
>>63573393
>>63573448
>>63573524
>>63573415
>>63573550
You're lucky to have a wife with so many sons.
>>63573624
Thanks
>>63573637
Where's his father?
>>63573637
Do you get to live in the house?
>>63573681
Detroit.
>>63573681
Africa
>>63572237
She's probably going to get her little indie pussy railed by a big black Boyega cosplayer
>>63572998
Flicks are about comfiness
>>63573681
Death Row.
>bought tickets for TFA last week
>my wife doesn't let me see movies by myself
>hide them in my c͏͏u͏͏c͏͏kshed under the pillow
>last night
>the bull wakes me up and tells me to prep the bull
>the tickets accidentally fall out
>my wife and the bull berate me and tear the tickets up
waiting for the YIFY rip t͏͏b͏͏h
>>63573911
kek.
>>63573911
That's no way for them to treat you. Surely you deserve better :(
You sound like a very sweet man and a girl like me would consider herself lucky to have you :)
Do you have Skype by any chance?
>>63573911
Why would they do that? TFA is very bull friendly.
>>63573911
>YIFY
damn i guess you really are a kek
I don't care if I go with anyone or not, I'll see that shit by myself if I have to.
>>63573911
>This entire post
>>63572361
I'll go with you anon
>Mom doesn't want to go with me
F-fug.
>>63574283
Yes.
I'm going december 21th
4 days without browsing /tv
>>63572404
Buddy. We spent ages trying to book, in the end we were only able to get Christmas eve tickets
TFW spending Christmas eve with buddies watching new star wars in IMAX
>>63572404
Stop joking Ahkmed theres probably something in the Quaran that says you cant watch movies
>>63574503
dear god, how much of a beta are you?
>>63574782
Fuck you.
>>63572592
>>63572599
What is this meme?
My theater has a no white male policy for this movie, wat do?
>Seeing it midnight release with friends
>Seeing it 12 hours later with another friend
>Seeing it 24 hours after that with my stepbrother
>Seeing it a week after that with my dad for his birthday
wew lad
>mfw I'm Canadian
>mfw I leave the movie and no one got shot
>>63574924
coat yourself in mud, then if you're uncomfortable after you get in, you can always wash off in the showers
>>63574994
>tfw you forget to end a sentence in the mandatory "eh?" when addressing the bilingual, multisexual Native American doorperson
>tfw they send you to the Syrup Mines until Boxing Day and then make you shovel a path in the snow for Justin Trudeau until New Years Eve.
I'm going on thursday with a cute girl but she's gay tho.
>>63574994
no instead you get stabbed by all the syrians
>>63574994
DUDE
>>63574994
Wow, your DTS must have been a terrible shot. The average kill count for a shooter's first day is like 3.2 last time I checked.
>>63572428
H-how did you guess my name?
>>63575306
Calm down
>>63573379
Adidas
>>63575306
lmao
>>63575306
>DUDE MASS SHOOTINGS LMAO
>DUDE SINGLES POLICY LMAO
>DUDE ME ID SERVE CRAB LEGS LMAO
>DUDE FALCONS LMAO
>DUDE THEATER GEAR LMAO
>DUDE DUDE LMAO LMAO
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>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING RREATEDED
>>DUDE I POSTED IT AGAIN LMAL
>GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOUR ETHE MOST UNFUNNY FUCKING FAGGOTS OVER THIS BOARD IS COMPLETE SHIT
>>GUYS I SAID IT
>>AAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>FUCKING RETARDED FUCK FACE FAGGOTS GO DRINK BLEACH YOU FUCKING RETARDED FUCKS GOD DAMN I FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS
what did he mean by this ?
>>63575306
omg its irrationally upset at things that don't matter man can i get your autograph
>>63575306
>>63575306
>LMAL
lol'd
>>63575306
this tbqh my familia
>>63572433
Make sure to keep your falcon in a cage this time.
>>63575423
That's my wifes sons name
>>63575403
That he's autistic
>mfw there are people who waited years to see this whom might die this week
>>63575306
Me? I'd serve crab legs.
>>63575306
i really like this post
>>63573379
Nelfirmiah Jackson
>>63573754
Yeah but I have to sleep on the couch
