What are some good movies for "simple" people?
I have to "babysit" my 42 year old autistic cousin and am terrified of what he'll get up to if he's bored.
Give some good recommendations /tv/!
>>63571813
The room.
the avengers
>>63571813
my retarded cousin LOVES disney movies. and gymnastics. she can watch either for hours and drool all over herself.
but this is your cousin. you don't know what he likes? did you never see him for family shit growing up? did you never have family christmas?
Whatever you personally like OP, you seem to be similar.
>>63571813
2001
>>63571813
Victoria justice
GoT
Capeshit and Disney movies.
>>63571813
Speed Racer
>>63571898
>>63572193
>>63572218
He literally can't handle capeshit. Any time the hero gets beat up by a villain he flips out and it takes hours to calm him down. One time he had to be "escorted" out of a theater during x-men cause my aunt's too frail to control him.
kids movies
Problem Child 2
Maybe he'll relate
naked lunch
>>63571978
No, I didn't really see him much growing up. My aunt was kind of a black sheep because she spent half her life "finding herself" and got pregnant in her 40's (which is why her kid's all F'd up).
After she died he got put in a halfway home (an $8000/mo country club that his inheritance trust gets spent on), but the family takes him on every other weekend.
Disney's probably a good idea. I know he liked the one with the talking Volkswagen.
>>63571813
Can you really babysit a 42 year old?
Because that's definitely not a baby.
Autistsitting could work but idk
any of the 10000000 computer animated children's films
I worked for awhile as a substitute teacher, and this is what the special needs department would always do with their kids after lunch
Get a gun and a bunch of classic disney. No 3d shit. If one doesn't work use the other
>>63571813
show him dwarf fortress
take all the blacked classic from the criterion collection
Pixar movies
Wall-E or Ratatouille maybe?
but to be quite honest you should show him End of Evangelion and record his reaction
I could never raise a retard or an autist.
I'd just drop them off at an institution.
I'm sorry but in the old days they'd be left in the wild for the wolves. I can't fucking do it.
>>63573430
makes me laugh almost as hard as the /lit/ list
maybe some slow uneventful sports like biatlon
up
>>63573430
>250. The Kekold
>>63573403
This. Disney in general can work if he is autistic, not just Pixar.
If he can handle action movies, I would reccomended the Rush Hour movies. In my experience, they have just enough action to keep them entertained, and there's nothing really objectionable in them.
>>63573333
Last time I had to watch him it was summer and he just stayed out in the yard all day so this wasn't an issue. He likes to walk around and pick up bugs and talk to them like he's their god or something. He'll do stuff like stick a grasshopper in a spider web or on an ant hill and watch them get eaten.
You can imagine why I don't want him wandering around in my house bored. He'd feed my fish to my dog or something. Plus his mother was a hoarder and he thinks everything he sees should be put into big piles.
>>63573437
>not driving it out to the country and opening the door telling it to be free
do you even fuck your cousin?
What even is the point of not aborting your retarded child? They're barely human.
>>63573437
I knew twin sisters one of who was single mother of autist. He was raging at everything and literally threw his shit all over the place. She prayed hard to resolve this situation and piligrimed the monasteries frequently. Apparently Jesus listened cause she died and autopsy couldn't determine why. But the hilarious part everyone know wants to foster the autists including his suddenly reappeared dad cause he inherited mom's appartment and it's worth a little fortune. Such is the life in third world country.
Any capeshit
>>63573154
So this is real autism
>>63573604
They aren't all born retarded anon. Sometimes people become retarded after they get in an accident.
>>63571813
watching nolan would calm his brain down
Drive, I think he can relate to Ryan Gosling's character in it.
Just tell him about 4chan and how to banepost, he will be fine
>>63573647
My uncle's wife had a relative that did too many drugs when he was younger and now acts like he's a teenager well into his 40s. Not being just immature n shit, it's more pronounced and he can't really hold a job or anything.
I can understand that kind of shit. But if your genetics fucked you over from birth, or you have degradation of genetic material cause your mother was an oldfag, then all bets are off and you should just euthanize. Eugenics is only bad if you do shit to certain ethnicities, if you do it to damaged genetics then it's alright imo.
There was a local news story where a woman's kid had her wheelchair stolen last week. All I could think though was why this woman had given birth past 50 and let the mutant grow up, this kid has no legs and weird facial features. Pretty sure mental faculties are fucked up too.
I wish it were like Gattaca irl.
