>Movie about Greek mythology
>Hades is evil
>zeus is a good father
>Zeus is benevolent
>the god of death is portrayed as being evil
>the guy who runs the underworld is portrayed as being evil
Gee, I wonder why?
>Movie about Greek mythology
>Heracles is called Hercules
>Zeus is portrayed as a good guy despite raping dozens of women
The SJWs really dropped the ball on this one
>>63571460
Being the god of death means he is the god of both "hell" (tartarus) and "heaven" (elysium fields)
So he is neutral
>>63571492
And you expect 99% of the people who watch movies to know or care?
>Zeus is the guy up in the sky=God=good
>Hades is the guy down in the underworld=Satan=evil
It's that simple for movie producers and for the vast majority of audiences.
>>63571436
S-Snoke?
>>63571519
We know this is what happens
It's just triggering
>>63571519
That would be fine if the mythology wasn't the polar opposite.
Zeus was a world class asshole rapist with no impulse control and Hades was just a dude living life and doing his job.
>12 labours just flash by in a musical montage
>>63571471
What was the reason for this? Does Hercules sound snappier or something?
It really bothers me.
>>63571763
Americans relate Hercules to the Disney movie. It's so the vast majority of audiences understand better
>Zeus doesnt rape anyone
>>63571471
>Cetus is called the Kraken
>>63571852
>Zeus doesn't transform himself into a swan to fuck some beezy who lays an egg where Venus hatches from
Post best songs
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>>63571763
American are anglos
anglos adore Rome
Americans copy Rome
>the incestuous nature of the gods is never aknowledged
>>63571935
>Zeus doesnt Birth Athena from his head
>Yaweh is a good guy
When will this meme end
To be fair Hades did get a bit of a bum deal
If I were him I'd at least have stirred shit up a bit. Man had mad patience
>>63572000
Rome > Greek savages
>>63571763
Hercules is just the more commonly known name, he's called all sorts of things all over the world and the Roman name is just the one most know
>>63571935
>Venus
>Greek
>Hatched from egg
Pleb detected
>>63572185
Romans elite used Greeck
Stay pleb
>>63572398
Romans elites spoke high Latin, I'm reading the Annals by Tacitus
>>63571436
Was hades even "evil" in the movie? He was the antagonist, but his logic was solid.
>>63572504
>Was hades even "evil" in the movie?
His entire plan was to take over Olympus and presumably kill the Olympians by unleashing monsters
The Titans in this movie were fun
>>63572017
Are there any movies that actually mention that?
I have yet to see one.
>>63572844
I always hated these guys because of that fucking level in the PS1 Hercules game where you have to fly on Pegasus and these chucklefucks are attacking you
>>63572844
>tfw no lava or wind titan in kingdom hearts
>>63572844
>cheer up tornado
>>63572994
kek I remember that level, but it was not as hard as the Cyclops running thing was
>>63571436
>Hera is nice
>>63571610
>Hades was just a dude living life and doing his job
Didn't he sort of abduct a bitch and force her to live with him?
>>63571492
Tartarus isn't hell, m80. Greeks didn't fear eternal damnation. Almost every Greek was supposed to go to the Hades (the place) which was entirely neutral, almost like the catholic Limbo. Only great warriors went to the Elysium Fields.
>>63573473
Depends on the myth, but invariably Persephone usually falls in love with him anyway.
>>63573473
Fucking patriarchy
>>63571519
no, i expect to mock 99% of people who watch movies for being ignorant slobs
>>63573874
She became a queen of underworld afterwards,i am sure thats worth taking the dicking from Hades
>>63571610
Moreso than the other gods sure but no one is totally innocent in the Greek pantheon besides maybe Arachne