ITT we post the equivalent of Jar-Jar Binks from other movies.
MASSA WAYNE DIDJ I EVA TELL YA ABOUT TANGERINES
>>63562445
The Hobbit trilogy was full of Jar-Jars tbqh, like half of those retarded dwarves, and Tauriel from a certain point of view.
>>63562471
bacon or the nigger?
He really ruined that long as fuck after credits scene at the end of CIA rises
>>63562501
The nigger of course.
>"yo wassup my power is to adapt"
>is a nigger in the 60's
Even though OP is LCD trash, this is all /tv/ can muster? Capeshit, breaking bad, lord of the rings... lol.
I had something in mind from Fellini and another from Chaplin but fuck, it's almost like why bother? Why are your minds so polluted?
>>63562293
>>63562604
>complains about lack of sophistication and claims to have better examples
>doesn't post them
Fuck you, pretentious faggot.
>>63562471
>m-mutant and proud
D R O P P E D
>>63562647
Fair cop
>>63562604
>too sophisticated for the thread
>responds anyway
>tfw he doesn't start his own post the equivalent of Iago thread
>>63562310
dat mesh mouth.
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fhCqmhj.jpg "original[1].jpg")
I'm beside myself!
>>63562445
420 BLAZE IT GRANDOLF!
>>63566645
nice
>>63562770
>watch the first 3 x men movies
>wtf mystique isn't the main character?!
>oh she's played by a much less prominent actress
>>63567335
Binks has more personality than anyone in that movie desu (other than David I guess)
Do TV shows count?
>>63562293
>>63562529
Top kek even if you probably stole it from someone
>>63562293
holy shit yes. I wrote a gruesome torture fan fiction piece about Dobby and Winky the house elves, because they were both such insufferable cunts.
>>63570475
I hope you're not talking about the one where Hagrid fucks Dobby. Anyway, post it.
>>63570604
Will post some of it for your amusement. It's pretty disturbing, though, as I was in a dark place at the time.
Harry was alone in his room reading for a history of magic essay on how the goblins were actually the ones responsible for the destruction of the Gringotts Global Wizard Commerce Center. He was completely engrossed in the book.
"Huh, so it turns out that fiendfyre can't melt marble beams," Harry said to himself. "And what's this? The Gringotts director took out an insurance policy against dark wizards a month before the attack happened." Suddenly, Harry heard a loud *pop* and saw Dobby standing in the middle of his room.
"Please, great Harry Potter sir, let Dobby be your elf. Dobby's a good house elf. Dobby's dream be to work for the great Harry Potter. All Dobby wants to do is clean Harry Potter's house, shine his shoes, tend his garden, and call him...Massah!"
Harry groaned and heard another *pop*. The most hideous and miserable looking house elf he had ever seen was standing next to Dobby. Harry knew his blood pressure was about to rise.
"Oh god damn, not another one of you bootlicking rodents. What the hell do you want, Winky?" Harry asked.
"Oh please, Mistah Potter, bond with Winky! Winky and Dobby be good servants to you...Massah," Winky pleaded.
>>63570652
"Actively seeking slavery. Absolutely disgusting. Your kind are filth. The worst scum I've ever seen. If I wanted slaves, I'd go to Mbutu's School of Witchdoctoring. Now take my urine sample, and fuck off." Harry whipped out his dick and started peeing on Winky.
"Noooo, please Mistah Potter. Give Winky a chance," Winky begged. She was now sobbing into Harry's pant leg. Dobby started to bounce up and down on Harry's bed yelling, "Chance! Chance! Chance! Give Dobby a chance!"
Harry snapped.
"That's it! If you won't fuck off, then I'll just have to put you down like the dog you are. Immobulus!"
Winky and Dobby froze in place. Harry also cast a silencio on Dobby. Harry picked up Winky and placed her in the corner of the room. He then leaned Dobby against the dresser to give him a good view of what was about to unfold. Harry grinned at Dobby and said, "I'll get a kick out of this."
And he did. Harry started kicking the literal shit out of Winky.
"Ooomphh. AAHAAAHAAA. Oomphh. WAAAAHAHAAAH. Ooomph. NOOOOOOOOO. *Crack* EHHHHHHGGKK," Winky shrieked each time Harry drove his steel-toed boot into her.
"W-w-why is you doing this to p-poor Winky?" Winky cried.
"Because I'm a disturbed big guy, and because I fucking hate your kind and told you to fuck off, and you fucking wouldn't!" Harry yelled in a fit of rage.
"Oooomph. N-n-n-no m-m-more. Ooomph. P-please. Oomphh. W-w-winky's s-s-sorry...Massah."
Winky's bones kept on cracking, and after a few more kicks, she was reduced to an amorphous bag of flesh. Blood was pooling on the cold stone floor. But that was not enough for Harry. He needed to send a message to all the other house elves at Hogwarts that he was not to be fucked with. Harry picked the battered elf up by one of her legs and whipped her headfirst into the stone wall. There was a definitive *crack* after the third slam and blood started to show up on the wall. Harry dropped Winky on the ground and spat on her.
>>63570707
"Oh Lawdy Lawd, Winky be seein' the light now. Take poor Winky, dear Lawd, oh take Winky from the pain!"
"Oh, no you don't, you snivelling piece of shit. You filthy, wretched animal. You dirty, rat-eared fuck. You sick, weak, disgusting piece of crap. Skeletus reparo!" yelled Harry. Winky started to rapidly heal. Within a minute, her bones had set back in place and her wounds were all sealed up. She looked almost as good as new, except for her ugly stupid dogface. No spell could ever fix that.
"Oh you fixed Winky, Lawdy Lawd, thank you great Harry Potter sir. Now Winky be truly in your debt. You must take Winky as your servant...Massah." Winky seemed completely oblivious to the fact that it was Harry who had just been beating her to within an inch of her pathetic life. In fact, Harry had only healed her so that he could beat her some more without killing her.
"OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. YOU JUST REFUSE TO GET THE MESSAGE. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHY DO YOU EXIST, YOU...YOU...YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!" Harry screamed in apoplectic rage the most offensive thing he could think of. If Harry had snapped before, now he was for all intents and purposes, broken. He was a true hothead. Harry grabbed a knife from his desk drawer.
"I really hope you don't bleed out too quickly. You're about to be in more pain than you could ever fucking imagine. You'll wish Voldemort were torturing you instead before I'm through with you. Now scream, you cunt" Harry turned on his stereo. As Linkin Park started to play through his speakers, Harry drove the knife into the defenseless house elf. He stabbed her several times all over her body.
>>63562470
>hating on skylar
lol
>>63562445
So true
mouse from the matrix
>>63570652
>>63570707
>>63570742
What the fuck. I'm fucking dying.
>>63570917
there's more, it's only the first 1/3 of the story
I was in a really dark place at the time when I wrote it. My parents' basement did not have adequate lighting.
>>63570742
>>63570707
>>63570652
You should emphasize all the shit Dobby made Harry go through in CoS, otherwise bretty good so far
>>63568733
actually the entire cast except Cooper and Audrey, what a shit fucking show
>>63570604
>engorgio ass hole
>>63571009
oh good idea. I have an author's note/prologue explaining my deep-seated hatred for Dobby and Winky, the latter especially. Winky was responsible for Voldemort's return, the way Jar Jar Binks was responsible for Sheev taking control of the galaxy.
>>63571112
Winkey is the key to all this
>>63562445
he was a villain though and jar jar was supposed to be a hero
>>63570742
Anyway, posting more of story:
"You know, Winky, when life gives you lemons..." Harry summoned some lemons and squirted them into Winky's open wounds. He also squeezed some of the lemon juice into Winky's eyes. After letting Winky scream for several minutes, Harry then sealed up the stabs with a spell. Winky shrieked as the healed spots still burned with the acidic juice inside, now trapped beneath her skin. Harry proceeded to cut off all of Winky's spindly fingers and toes, sealing up the stumps one by one with a spell, but not before squirting lemon juice into each of them. He then grabbed her hair and yanked it out in patches.
"AHHH! AHHH!" Winky wailed.
"Oh shut it," Harry proclaimed. "Now, I've got a connundrum for you, Winky, a riddle if you will. Who is the most loathsome, stupid, useless, ugly, depressing, piece-of-shit cunt in the world? Are you stumped, Winky?" He crammed Winky's severed fingers and toes in her mouth to keep her quiet. "It's you, Winky! Congratulations. I hope you enjoyed the knuckle sandwich. Now, take a bow. I think you deserve a round of applause."
Harry tugged on Winky's arms until he felt two *pops* in her shoulders. He grabbed Winky's right wrist with his hands and snapped it in half like a twig. Winky's fractured ulna broke through her skin, and Harry scrapped at the bone and exposed nerves with his knife, causing Winky inconceivable amounts of anguish. Harry severed both of Winky's fingerless hands and started clapping them in front of her face. Winky began to seize from all the accumululated pain and then soiled herself.
"Oooh. Icky icky goo," she mumbled.
"Winky? More like Stinky? Lol," Harry said, "Why don't you wink on this!" Harry proceded to smear Winky's shit into one of her eyes and then forced the rest of the feces into her mouth.
>>63571213
"Hey Winky, I hope you're not too pooped yet, because we're not nearly done having fun." Harry then started to work his knife into Winky's abdomen. Winky, somehow still alive, started begging for her life with the little remaining strength she had.
"P-please. N-no m-more. Don't do this to W-w-winky!"
"Winky, you're teeth look filthy, and frankly, you smell worse than Southeast Asia. You should floss. Ah, yes, this should do the trick." Harry cut out Winky's small intestine and started running it through her mouth. He then did the same with her large intestine, which still had some shit left inside of it. After Winky flossed with her own colon and got more of her own elf shit in her mouth, it finally dawned on her that she was definitely going to die.
"P-p-please, s-sir, if you must kill Winky d-d-do it now. N-no more, p-please," Winky begged.
"You're lucky Winky, because I think you've finally had your fill. I'm growing bored with you, you hideous piece of shit. Buenos nachos, fucker." Harry drove his dagger into Winky's shit-smeared eye. Winky shrieked. Harry popped the eye out and shoved it in Dobby's mouth.
"Don't think I've forgotten about you," he told Dobby. He forced Dobby to bite into Winky's eye. "Oh come on, Dobby, don't look at me with such vitreol. This is all in good humor."
Harry then bit one of Winky's ears off. He stuck his wand down the bleeding hole on the side of Winky's head until he felt some resistance. Harry jabbed the wand a bit, destroying Winky's eardrum. He then pulled a poker out from the fireplace. The tip was glowing bright yellow. Harry jabbed it into Winky's other eye, making a definite sizzle. Feeling a sudden rush of creativity, Harry cut off Winky's stupid looking nose.
"I got your nose! I got your nose!" Harry gleefully cried, with a manic glint in his eye, as his bipolar meds began to wear off. "And I know right where it goes!"
>>63571213
You got problems my man
>>63571266
Harry banished Winky's severed nose up her rectum. He then performed a complicated set of spells that stopped the bleading from Winky's face. Winky's mutilated eye began to water as the smell of shit filled her nose. Somehow, Harry had managed to reconnect her sense of smell!
Harry kicked Winky again and then jumped on her, breaking the last of the bones that had remained solid inside her withering frame. Winky tried to speak, but only a gargling sound emanated from her throat and she coughed up some blood.
Harry knew he only had a few moments left with his toy before it broke beyond repair, so he saved the best for last.
"Winky, as you die, I hope in your final pathetic moments you realize that no one loves you. You're blind devotion to the Crouches has killed so many people. The blood of Cedric and all of Voldemort's future victims are on your hands. You could've reported Barty Jr. You could've prevented all of this. You miserable lowlife. You stink, you're nothing, and you'll never be anything, sucka. My only regret is that what I'm about to do won't hurt you enough. If I could tolerate you even just a bit more, I'd heal you again for another round of playtime, but you've overstayed your welcome ever since the second after you spawned. Fuck you, Winky. Crucio Maximum!!"
Winky only lasted about 10 seconds under the magnified torture curse before going irrevocably insane, but the noises she made were so loud and unnatural, they lingered with Harry for what felt like hours. Harry's eye twitched as he cracked a smile. He cast his final spell. Harry stroked his wand furiously until a white light shot out from the tip of his wand and struck Winky, causing her to expand and pop like a balloon. Her blood and remaining organs splattered everywhere. Harry wiped the warm, red remains off of his glasses with a smirk on his face.
>>63571266
>"I got your nose! I got your nose!" Harry gleefully cried
>>63571272
"Out in the blink...or should I say wink...of an eye. What a god damn waste of a creature, and what a shitty name. The beast should've been put down alone for that. Why do house elves have the most stupidest names. If I ever had to take on one of those despicable vermin, I'd at least give it a proper traditional servant name, like Tyrone or Shaniqua."
Harry unfroze Dobby and removed the silencio spell.
"Oh no. Oh no! Winky is dead! No, no, no, why did Harry Potter do such a thing? Dobby thought Harry Potter was a great wizard, but Harry Potter is evil! Harry Potter has killed Winky!"
"Now listen here, nigger, I'm not evil. I just fucking hated Winky, her dumb dogface, and her shitname. You should know that I also find you to be an annoying cunt but at least you don't have dogface. Now go fuck off and tell the other house elves what I've done. And if I ever see you or another house elf again, you'll beg me to be as gentle as I was with Winky. Now if you excuse me, I need to jerk off while the sounds of Winky's screams are still fresh in my mind. Oh, and before you go. I need you to fix this mess that Winky made when she died. Clean it all up with your tongue."
That night, Harry settled into bed happier than he had been in weeks. He was just about to drift away to sleep when a loud commotion stirred him. A shimmering specter appeared before.
"Massah Potter, yousa not gonna believe this. Winky's all sparkley, glowey. Now, Winky has all the time to work for you. Winky loves you Massah!"
It took about five seconds for Harry to draw the pentagram necessary for the spirit containment spell. He trapped Winky's ghost inside a bottle of butterbeer, placed it in a box, and wrote on the top: "Dear Lord Moldyshorts, if you can find a way to permanently banish this spirit to the 5th dimension, I'll fuck off to the Bahamas and let you take over England." Harry then settled back in bed, content at last.
>>63571420
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It took about five seconds for Harry to draw the pentagram necessary for the spirit containment spell. He trapped Winky's ghost inside a bottle of butterbeer, placed it in a box, and wrote on the top: "Dear Lord Moldyshorts, if you can find a way to permanently banish this spirit to the 5th dimension, I'll fuck off to the Bahamas and let you take over England." Harry then settled back in bed, content at last.
Yes
This is good
>>63567425
this
>>63571420
Whew, so that was one chapter of my story, Harry Potter and the Big Guy. I've got another chapter, with Voldemort torturing Winky. A chapter where Winky goes to Hell.
Here's part of a non-violent chapter:
Harry found an empty berth and dug out his favorite book from his trunk. A few minutes later, he heard a knock and saw a lanky redhead standing in the doorway.
"Excuse me, the other compartments are all full."
"Gingerfag, GTFO!" Harry yelled.
"Excuse me?" asked the boy. "Do you speak English?"
"No, I speakuh duh Chinese ranguage." Harry retorted while squinting his eyes.
"I'm Ron, by the way. Ron Weasley."
"Harry. Harry Potter."
Ron's eyes widened with excitement. "Are you really? Do you have the...well you know...the scar?"
Harry reluctantly revealed the lightening bolt cut on his forehead to Ron's amusement. He turned back to his book, only to be interrupted again by the annoying redhead.
"That's wicked mate! Is it true that you go on secret missions for the Ministry? Are you reading up for a mission now? Can you let me in on it?"
"Ron, this book is very grown up and unpopular. I'm sorry, but you wouldn't understand it."
"Mine Cumph...what does that mean? And who is Ahdolf Hightler?"
"Look Ron, it's very important that you shut up and never speak to me again, if you want to be friends with me."
"But that doesn't sound very friendly."
"Tut tut. What did I just say? I can't let you in on the details because they're very top secret, but let's just say the fate of the wizarding world depends on me reading this book and following its instructions. Tell you what. If you can stay silent this entire trip, I'll let you join me on one of my secret missions."
>>63571504
Harry turned again back to his book, while Ron stared out the window dreaming about joining Harry and catching dark wizards. About an hour later, the door opened.
"Well, well, well. It's true. Harry Potter is coming to Hogwarts. And what's this? You've befriended a Weasel? You'll soon learn, Potter, that some wizarding families are better than others. I can help show you which ones to avoid."
Harry looked up and saw Aryan perfection standing in the doorway. He sprung up and grasped Draco's hand.
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children!"
Draco looked startled. His eyes glanced over and caught the cover of Harry's book.
"Y-you too? 1488?" the blonde wizard asked.
"Yes! Finally, I've found someone sensible in our world. We must begin to make plans immediately. I've already smelled at least three niggers on this train. The thought of a magic nigger makes my blood boil. Ron, I've a special mission for you. I need you to run down the hallway of the train through all the cars and yell these words: 'Allahu Ackbar.' It's a special spell that will ward off my enemies and protect me from their Sheeny Curse. Oh also wear this towel on your head. It will protect your magical core."
Ron bolted out of the berth and started screaming the magic words Harry taught him. He needed to do a good job for Harry. Meanwhile, back in the compartment, Harry and Draco doubled over in laughter.
>>63562604
fuck off
>>63571525
Why do you hate Winky so much?
>>63571213
>Harry severed both of Winky's fingerless hands and started clapping them in front of her face.
>>63571525
>Ron, I've a special mission for you. I need you to run down the hallway of the train through all the cars and yell these words: 'Allahu Ackbar.'
I fucking snorted sprite out.
The beginning reminds me of this https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11511601/1/Harry-Potter-Fanfiction-Cliches
>>63571525
A couple excerpts from other chapters that I really want to share.
"Harry, this is Professor Quirrell. He'll be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."
"P-pleased to meet you P-Potter. It will be w-wonderful to have you in class. N-n-not that you'd be needing it eh, P-Potter."
Harry reached to Professor Quirrell and shook his hand. Instantly, he felt a strong burning sensation and heard Professor Quirrell scream. Quirrell collapsed and crumbled into dust, his robes being the only evidence of his former existence.
Harry grabbed the purple turban and placed it on his head. He felt a sudden urge to steal a broomstick and fly into the side of Gringotts. Harry took the turban off and shuddered.
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"Today, class, we will learn about the art of transfiguration. Now, transfiguration is a powerful branch of magic that allows you change an object from one form to another--"
"--Excuse me, Professor, is it possible to change an object into something more valuable, say lead into platinum?"
"Ah, Mr. Goldstein, please raise your hand in the future when you have a question. I'm afraid what you're asking of is alchemy, something only a precious few in our world understand."
Anthony Goldstein looked absolutely dismayed at Prof. McGonagall's response. "Oy vey! Oy gevalt! It's like annuda Shoah!" he cried.
"Everyone get down, Goldstein is about to unleash the Sheeny Curse upon us!"
"Mr. Potter, 10 points from Gryffindor for your offensive outburst."
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"My name is Sirius Black."
"Yeah huh, sure. Anyone who names their child that is just begging for them to not land a job."
"Hey, I'm being serious here."
"Of course you are. Fine, my name is Hirsute Claycrafter, but you can call me Harry Potter."
>>63570707
>Because I'm a disturbed big guy
Died
>>63571607
Here's my author's note that precedes the chapter.
[[AN: My least favorite character in the whole HP series is Winky the house elf.
Winky and Dobby are HP's equivalent to Jar Jar Binks. Dobby nearly always comes off as stupidly annoying. While we aren't told much about Winky in GoF, she actually plays a huge role in Voldemort's victory at the end of the book, much like how Jar Jar is reponsible for Palpatine's rise. In GoF, Winky has been harboring a known death eater and fugitive (Crouch Jr.) for many years. You could argue that she was under orders to protect Crouch Jr. and keep him hidden, but that's a moot point, because in book 2, Dobby went out of his way to help and warn Harry about shit going down, going so far as to punish himself for breaking the Malfoys' rules. And don't tell me that Winky didn't know about Crouch Jr.'s crimes. Dobby knew the Malfoys were in some deep evil shit, and it's not like he was taking care of a convicted criminal who had to be sedated under the imperius curse. At the very least, when she was framed for casting the dark mark during the world cup and sacked, Winky should've told someone that Jr. was still alive. There was no reason for her to protect him at that point, unless she still felt some strong devotion to him. In conclusion, Winky's either dumb as bricks or content with allowing an evil death eater to escape justice.
I also find it annoying how so many good stories include this shitty character and has her bond Harry or Hermione. I'm fucking sick of reading tripe like "Great master Harry Potter sir" and "Harry Potter's Grangy." Lastly, look up pictures of Winky. She looks like a weird dog, bat thing with a stupid face. Winky's a stupid face, and I want to punch her. Fuck Winky.
This chapter is extremely disturbing and full of gratuitous torture and violence, with a touch of dark humor. If you like Winky in any capacity, I suggest you fuck off and carefully reconsider your life choices.]]
please for the love of god someone screencap all of this
I'm laughing too hard
>>63571525
>Oh also wear this towel on your head. It will protect your magical core.
You should publish this my friend, better than 99% of fanfiction
>>63562293
>slagging off the true phantom menace Sith Lord puppet master fish monster
nigga nigga
>>63567425
If we're talking tv shows, here's another prime candidate
>>63562470
Skyler was top tier wife, c'mon.
>>63571839
DOCTOR DOCTOR GIMME THE NEWS
>>63571663
>Harry grabbed the purple turban and placed it on his head. He felt a sudden urge to steal a broomstick and fly into the side of Gringotts
>>63571751
I've also got a /fit/ inspired chapter, though I need to make it longer, enjoy:
Harry was in the gym doing his regular fitness regimen, when he was approached by a tall man with swole arms and a trident tattoo.
"Jesus kid, how old are you?" The man had an American accent.
"10, but I'll be 11 in a month."
"Holy shit, how are you benching 300 pounds?!?"
"What can I say, I'm a big guy." ***quick aside here, in the very beginning of my story, Harry as a small child adopts a basilisk as a familiar, and the basilisk bites him with special venom that makes him really strong***
"Well, just be careful with the juice kid. My older brother died of a heart attack when he was 45."
"Ha, you think I got this way by cheating? What you see here is completely natty. Like, I said...I'm a big guy. How big's your cock?"
"Excuse me?!?" the man said in shock.
"How long is your schlong?"
"Umm, about 6 inches, kid."
"Well mine is 8 inches in length, with 7.5 inches in girth. Ask your mom about me the next time you see her. She'll tell you it looks like an Evian bottle."
"Touche, kid. You've got some spunk. You know what, I kind of like you. Here's my address. Stop by, if you want to be more than just a big guy. With my training, you could be an unstoppable weapon."
"Who are you, and what do you do?"
"I am Razzle Ghoul. Just kidding, what a retarded name that would be. No, my name is classified information, so why don't you just call me...Mosquito. As for what I do, let's just say I graduated top of my class in the Navy seals."
>>63562470
fucking bitch, i still have nightmares about her
>>63571873
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>63571938
"I'm finishing up this set, how about we go bulk afterward?" Harry suggested.
Harry and his new friend were scrutinizing the lunch menus at a nearby cafe, when their waiter stopped by. "What'll it be, mates? We've got a current special on chicken tenders."
"Fish" said Harry.
"Fish," Mosquito quickly responded.
"And for your side what would you like? We have chips, or you can have freshly cooked spaghetti. I personally recommend the later, it's my mom's recipe."
"Pasta," Harry replied.
"Pasta, too, thanks" said Mosquito.
"Okay, so it's fish, fish, pasta, pasta. Fish, fish, pasta, pasta. Hmm, catchy cadence...should be easy to remember." As the waiter left, he stopped a group of young basketball afficionados entering that were led by a youth who seemed to be imitating Vanilla Ice. "You don't get to bring friends," the waiter said to the leader.
"Tyrone, Jamal, Darius, DeShawn, La'Quintrayviousness, I'll catch up wit' all y'all later."
"Aight, Wyatt."
Harry rolled his eyes at the spectacle that had just unfolded.
"Harry, it was nice to meet you. I think we'll be good friends. Just know that, I'll be there for you." Mosquito then got up and headed toward the door. As he started to leave, a fat and unkempt man entered and tipped his hat.
"Good day m'kind sir. Do you know if this place I've happened upon has good chicken tendies?"
Mosquito slammed the man against the wall. "Never say either of those sentances to anyone ever again! Take off your obnoxious hat, and shave your fucking beard. Now, go home and apologize to your mother for not moving out three years ago, like you said you would." Mosquito left.
"H-hey. T-that man r-r-ruined m-my cape!"
Harry smiled. He knew he was going to learn a lot from Mosquito.
>>63571987
This shit is so retarded but I am keking anyway
>>63570652
>>63570707
>>63570742
Dude what the fuck
>>63562770
Original trilogie mystique >>> piss > shit > jlaw
>>63571873
she fucked Ted, you must be a cúck
>>63572147
If she was mary sue u would be happy?
>>63571266
>buenos nachos
I'm hitting myself against the keyboard like a retard, this is too much.
>>63562490
I don't mind Glover, but goddamn was this scene out of place and terrible. Talk about dumbing it down.
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>>63562293
WE
>>63571072
