Thoughts on the new Tarzan flick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7ty6sViiU
>>63561146
why does tarzan have to be a white male?
Why can't he be asian?
>>63561146
Much better.
>>63561155
why the fuck is jane a white male?
she seriously looks like a man
>>63561227
more like a kitchen furniture
I don't know about you guys but I'm 100% watching it. It looks like they were pretty faithful to the book, and if I'm right it's gonna be SICK.
also, come on...do they have to always cast this woman? hollywood is so paint-by-numbers nowadays. There are lots of other, less rectangular actresses!
Tarzan is the epitome of mighty whitey, I'm surprised this is being done.
>>63561227
I'm getting real tired of the hollywood manface standard
how and why is he clean shaven with no hair on his chest?
>>63561436
because he's half chink
but to be honest I don't know
>>63561390
Honestly I'm hyped. This is the last time they'll ever allow Tarzan to be remade.
could you imagine the LITERAL übermensch getting a film in 2016!!! COME ON!
How does he have a bodybuilder's body? Gorillas eat vegetables and fruit.
WHY THE HELL WHITE!!!!
>>63561541
kek
>>63561146
Looks awful.
Also why did they hire the tribal people from King Kong?
Jesus Christ it's like you faggots WANT to be keked.Or is this bait?
why the fuck are they whitewashing tarzan?
looks gay as fuck
>>63561651
its just people fucking joking around and satirizing bullshit thats spewed out you retarded mong
Looks like a prequel to Peter Jackson's King Kong.I don't consider that a bad thing
>>63561155
Because Tarzan is a white male in the original story as well.
He's a British orphan lost in the jungle.
>>63561867
I think youand Iare missing a joke here about some sort of controversy.
But yeah, since you mention:Isn't it great that Tarzan's real name Clayton, so technically in the Disney movie, he was symbolically battling the side of himself that realized the primitiveness of his home and was disgusted by it, having experienced civilisation?
>>63561146
Looks pretty neat actually. Always liked late 19th century stories about colonialism and pre-colonial Africa.
Looks better than I expected, but it's probably shit
>>63561951
reminder disney clayton did nothing wrong
What was that accent Robbie was doing? Sounds like crap.
>>63561146
The Fridge post-Wolf of Wall Street
>>63561146
Looked exciting until they said Yates was the director
>>63562072
Hanging himself by his own petard was pretty erroneous
Anyone Itt ever read any of Philip Jose Farmer's derivatives of Tarzan, like "a feast unknown," "Lord of the trees," and "Lord Tyger"?
>>63561253
How _did_ Margot get so fridge shaped anyway?
>THIS SUMMER
it looks like it's going to suck and it will flop tbph
>>63561227
>>63561253
>>63561410
i love a strong jaw on a grill
i want them genes for my sons. Don't like it too strong though, but a well defined but still feminine jaw makes me rock hard
high cheekbones too
wouldve worked better with a black tarzan.search your feelings you know it to be true
>>63563484
das raciss
>>63563484
why are you faggots so obsessed with basketball monkeys
>>63561253
Stop this meme.
>>63563482
>i love a strong jaw on a grill
>i want them genes for my sons.
Traps aren't real girls, anon. They can't breed. sorry
>>63563501
Spoilers: you got trolled.
>>63561146
Y'all can fuck off with those jokes complaining that Tarzan should be not white. The story and the setting would make zero sense if he was anything other than an Englishman. I wouldn't give a shit if they gave 007 to Elba, but don't fuck with Tarzan.
>>63561146
Why this some of the scenes look like a video game?
Will there be a very graphic sex scene with the monkeys watching on it? The monkeys need to watch. This is important.
>>63563563
>Why this some of the scenes
DO. DO! Fucking DO!!!!!! IT EXISTS, FUCKING USE IT
>no Phil Collins
What's the point?
>>63563576
Woow... why did I write this?
What is wrong with me...
>>63561436
because he's a low test weakling
There have been 3 movies where Robbie Margot got BLACKED. Enough is enough.
It looks like the direct-to-tv Tarzan flick with Casper Van Dien, but that one was a pretty bad ass Rambo rip-off, I'm cautiously hyped
>>63561146
Looks pretty fun to be honest family.
>plebs will complain "Why is Tarzan a civilized Brit?!"
>No Sabor
>indigenous tribe are misunderstood bad guys
Dropped
>>63561436
Don't you know Gorillas have strong grooming habits? They used rocks to shave and shit.
>>63562072
Pretty sure mutiny will get you hanged in Victorian UK.
>>63563631
>There have been 3 movies where Robbie Margot got BLACKED. Enough is enough.
Biel gets it in her next film. It's the easy way out when it comes throwing some diversity + social agenda into a film. It must really suck for black women being they are being totally thrown under the bus now.
>>63563581
oh god the songs just came rushing back. so good
>>63563718
>>63563631
No one cares about your failed kek maymays
>samuel l jackson
TOP WHY
so this is king kong without king kong
>>63563786
Because he's popular and easily recognizable, he's also playing a real life person.
>>63563816
What a stupid post.
But will he suffer on trees?
>>63563819
>he's also playing a real life person.
Really?
>>63563649
I'm certain there will be two tribes, I'm sure some natives will be antagonists.
I saw an image of Tarzan
Why does he have no hair
He's a man living among apes in the jungle
How when and why did he shave off all his chest hair
looks like avater
>>63563907
>what is genetics
thats one thing and second is that the story takes place after he was brought back to London.
>>63563907
He has a knife, I don't know how effective it is for body shaving.
>>63561146
>From The Director of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows
That explains the stupid colour filter over 90% of the scenes.
I have low expectations, since it's yet another flick where Samuel L Jackson gets to play Samuel L Jackson.
>>63563972
God those movies had the shittiest color grading EVER.
I hope it's good, anyone think Skarsgard, has the physique at least to play Doc Savage?
Honest question, what did Tarzan do before Jane for... you know? Did he fuck the monkeys? Because that's fucked up.
>>63564036
Ask PJF, he wrote Lord Greystoke's biography.
>>63561370
>It looks like they were pretty faithful to the book
>scary tribal man fighting Tarzan while they're in a ring
>Jane being used as bait by some evil white guy
>Africans being mowed down by maxim guns
>nice tribal men cheering for some reason
>gorillas showing up like an army
>a train fight
>SLJ
>buffaloes stampeding through a town
Did you mean "books", and all that shit happened in the other ones? Because I only read the first book, and it was nothing like this. Unless Samuel L Jackson is actually playing the mammy character from the book. That'd be hilarious.
>>63561436
When he finds his parent's cabin he realises that he's not a gorilla, but a man, and sees drawings of Victorian Gentlemen that are clean-shaven. And so he starts to shave, to differentiate himself from the gorillas and be more like his own people, even though he's never met them.
It's not like we're shown how he used to look before he found out he's not an ape.
>>63564120
>THE LEGEND OF
D R O P P E D
>>63562072
Reminder that book Clayton LITERALLY did nothing wrong, and was a total bro when first meeting Tarzan.
>>63563179
Wasn't he the one who made the male characters really really gay, with only being able to achieve an erection and ejaculation when they were fighting or being violent?
>>63563482
People are born with those features, it's just that, people stuff their faces full of food turning them into fat-asses, making those define jawline and cheekbones no longer apparent.
>no body hair = low test level
>no facial har = low test level
You virgins do know high testosterone makes you bald as fuck right?
>>63564230
Just a quick question, i'm past 21 and i have no facial hair and very few body hair. Will they ever grow or am i fucked? I'd like to grow a nice mustache one day.
>>63561146
Who knew they could meme so many memes into one meme?
>>63564189
Yeah, that was "A Feast Unknown," Not-Tarzan gets raped, and he and Not-Doc Savage castrated each other in a fight. The book was fun , the follow up was a lot tamer and had a better story.
>>63561146
>All that unnecessary CGI Tarzan during actions scenes
Tarzan is clean shaven with short hair
dropp
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>>63564230
It's more to do with DHT and how sensitive your androgen receptors are to it. Many alphas still have all their hair (arnold, stalone, hardy) and body hair is mostly of a mediterrainian thing.
>>63561146
>tarnishing the movie with THE LEGEND OF
coz that worked great for hercules
>people complaining about Tarzan being clean-shaven
I'm not even sure if you guys are shitposting, because it ALWAYS gets brought up when Tarzan is talked about.
>>63564441
The Herc movie with The Rock was awesome.
>>63564631
You don't belong here, please go back to Reddit
>>63564287
Have someone kill yourself in your sleep already
>>63561146
>flick
It's cinema
>that woodwind spam in the trailer
>the movie's going to be full of that shit
it's like i'm living next to a railroad learn to make a fucking soundtrack
>>63561146
Looks fun and that chick is hot
