What the fuck is this?
Hype train just derailed.
that isn't even long
What's the problem? It's under 2 and a half hours so I'm not complaining.
>>63560082
I mean it's too short. 2:16 is pathetic, I was hoping for 2:30 at a minimum.
every star wars has been over 2 hours senpai
>>63560082
>>63560092
If you can't tell a good story in less than 90 minutes it's probably not a good story.
>>63560052
>It's as long as the other movies were!
>Hype train just derailed.
are you dumb this is literally the runtime for a new hope.
>>63560106
Maybe because its only awakening.
The sequel is will be wide awake.
A New Hope was literally 2h 16m
It's a shot for shot remake of Star Wars, why would it be any longer?
>>63560052
>Han Solo and friends: the movie
FUCK. OFF.
>>63560129
>>63560153
And theres something terribly sad and banal about that.
thats some hardcore pottery right there
>>63560115
this is the most retarded thing i've read in weeks
>>63560129
>>63560153
So they're retreading the OT so hard even the runtimes are identical
Fuck this shit, I'm totally out. Gonna cancel my tickets tomorrow
>>63560052
So the movie is about two hours then? I'm betting at least 10 minutes are credits.
>>63560240
More room for other people to see a great film. Enjoy your disappointment.
it's like poetry
I just cancelled my tickets. there is no way I am sitting for two whole hours (plus dance intermission and post movie showers) all for ONE STINKIN MOVIE
BRAVO JJ couldn't they have cut it down to 100 minutes? this is gonna be the boring prequels all over again
>>63560259
>referring to a disposable popcorn flick as a "film"
>>63560292
you're hilarious man
>>63560263
It's like pottery.
>>63560294
Star Wars is definitely cinema.
>>63560294
>I don't know what a pseudonym is
It's gonna be great
>>63560308
I'd say it's more like a zoetrope
>>63560136
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>63560330
It's gonna be great
>>63560325
>noun = pseudonym
>>63560115
Autism
Its gonna be great
>>63560348
It's gonna be great
>>63560178
More like pour all the Han scenes into the trailers because he will do next to nothing in the film.
Seriously, why Han?
Han Solo is cool because he's a space badass. Nobody wants to see doddering old Grampa Han
>A New Hope : 136 minutes
>Empire Strikes Back : 127 minutes
>Return Of The Jedi : 136 minutes
>The Phantom Menace : 136 minutes
>The Attack Of The Clones : 142 minutes
>Revenge Of The Sith : 140 minutes
it's the perfect runtime desu
>>63560136
>Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens
>Star Wars 8: The Force Hits The Snooze Alarm Again
>Star Wars 9: The Force Decides To Call In Sick And Goes Back To Sleep
>>63560382
at least he seems like more of a side character and doesn't need to carry the entire film like Crystal Skull
>>63560106
I agree 100% with this anon.
2h 16m seems kinda short.
>>63560389
Star Wars 10: The Force Masturbates in the Shower to the Cute Girl in Econ
>>63560385
>yfw it basically recreates every scene from A New Hope, that's why it has the same runtime
>>63560052
>not 2h 45m
fuck this shit
i'll wait when it gets on netflix
>it doesn't run for 260 minutes like the RotK extended edition
Into the trash it goes.
>>63560447
its the same length as The Phantom Menace
>>63560447
J.J. has realized that Star Wars geeks just want the old Star Wars, so that's what he's giving them.
He's not going to risk "fucking up" Star Wars like Lucas did with the shitty prequels.
I love the concept of ruining Star Wars like it's some great work of Art.
It's Prince Valiant in Space, not the Mona Lisa.
>>63560178
More like Han Solokilled by his son, Kylo Ren.
>>63560052
What the fuck? How am I supposed to keep my falcon fed like this?
>>63560052
Wow the worst movie ever created....
>>63560153
POTTERY
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tfw I'll be walking out of the theater at almost 5am just in time to catch the first train
>>63560555
The Mona Lisa is a dull, fuzzy little portrait of a chubby chick who has no eyebrows and no eyelashes, and it has perspective errors.
>>63560115
nigger they wont even tell a good story is 3 movies
>>63560187
>banal
BANE ANAL
![iko-uwais-yayan-ruhiyan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q4Xt8WP.jpg "iko-uwais-yayan-ruhiyan[1].jpg")
So much for hyping them as two of the Knights of Ren, they're gonna be redshirts who died with only 5 mins of screentime, fight scene included.
>>63560325
>I cant into english
>>63560240
You're kind of a faggot t b h
>>63560364
Literally war and peace.
>>63560364
its fantastic
>>63560389
xD Upvote!
>>63560115
>watching movies for the story
hello reddit!
>>63561997
S-so what are we supposed to watch in movies
2 hour movies, especially action, tend to feel like theyve run out of juice in the last 30 minutes
>>63560052
longer than i was expectinating
>>63560187
I can't wait to see someone watch the two movies side by side. I wonder if it will be like when red Letter media watched the first 3 transformers side by side.
>>63560325
The word you're looking for is synonym.
>>63560052
>actually wanting to stay stuck in sitting position without room to extend your legs for for than 90 minutes...
>>63560389
Hello, reddit!
>>63562459
>for for
Forgot your Ritalin today, my little buddy?
>>63562489
Hey, what's up?
>>63562080
is there another word for synonym? i'm not sure i understand.
>>63562459
i dont mind because im not a child
I just go see children's space films
>>63562653
manchild manlet it is then?
>>63560115
This. Ever since The Dark Knight movies have become insanely bloated because Hollywood realized retards don't know anything about pacing and will eat a movie up if it has a few hella epic scenes.
>>63560385
mfw Empire is the shortest, yet feels most eventful and epic because of brilliant pacing
>>63561845
NOOO, wtf are you doing JJ
>>63560555
Jobba Jew has already shat all over star wars. it's all ogre now!
>>63562001
the kineography or some other pretentious bullshit no doubt. But the point of movies and flicks IS the story so you should.
>>63562007
Agreed.
>>63562001
Practical effects
Thats counting the 15 minute falconry break, right?
>>63560052
>>63560136
>>63560409
>the longer a movie = the better it is
could you guys be any more plebeian
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