Four big years and still going strong.
FOUR MORE YEARS
https://soundcloud.com/masketta-man
Have we started the fire?
>Mfw I realize I'll probably be here for Baneposting's 50th anniversary
>>63559528
why would that make you sad?
>>63559394
No, the fire was always rising brother.
>>63559528
>being here with your friends for another 46 years is a bad thing
mate
Dr. Pavel, I'm Tang Dynasty
ass 24
>>63559528
can this meme even die?
Dr. Yueh, I'm CHOAM
Four years, for you.
ass 25
ass 26
>>63559363
I'm glad the fire is still rising. It's been a while since I came to /tv/, but it comforts me that this will always be here.
>>63559624
lek
my favorite bane meme video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz7cF0HI8nY
>>63559645
It's the stupidest thing ever, but all the oc is too funny.
lotta loyalty for an anonymous board
Reminder.
>>63559645
No, the number of references that can be made to the scene are too numerous to ever die out.
Every time a plane is discussed, or the CIA, or someone does the power stance, or when someone is called a big guy, or a plane crashes, or a fire is started, or something that rhymes with BANE? is said, or any number of things happens then a baneposter will be there.
>>63559624
鴆毒?
>>63559713
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Never forget.
>>63559363
Official Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
Dr. Pavel I'm Modern Art
ass 28
>>63559713
>"First one to talk get's to talk first!"
>>63559743
Is there any way to generate a nude Tang?
>>63559624
>>63559743
Uh.. You don't get to bring eunuchs.
ass 27
>>63559790
He's Taizong Emperor.
For some reason most pictures depicting him have his hands on his belt
>>63559779
>>63559772
I will never get over this, I legit think we did something to the universe by baneposting so much, there are simply too many coincidences
WORDS THAT KILL
>>63559820
The fuck? Is this where the power stance came from? Was it passed down through generations? Did CIA learn it from a great-great-great-great-great grandchild of Taizong?
it's been a wild ride
Where did it all go so right?
>>63559842
any excess quantity can manifest itself in a physical form
>>63559925
That's a big guy
happy birthday big guys
i remember when this came up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
and we all thought it was the highest banepostinbg could go.
>>63559940
Relative to your infinitesimal stature.
>>63559953HEY BANE
http://youtu.be/LoF5tfbmHmg
Gandalf: Master Baggins, I'm Mithrandir.
Saruman: He wasn't alone.
Gandalf: Uhh.. you don't get to bring friends.
Frodo: They're not my friends.
Saruman: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the Ringwraith. The Black Rider.
Gandalf: The Witch King?
(Saruman nods)
Gandalf: Get them on the eagle, I'll call it in.
Gandalf: The flight plan I just filed with the White Council lists me, my fellowship, Master Baggins here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my eagle!
(Gimli drags a Nazgul to the edge)
Gandalf: WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB MASTER BAGGINS?
(The Nazgul offers no response. Legolas shoots an arrow off the side of the eagle)
Gandalf: HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD. WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
(Grabs another Nazgul)
TELL ME ABOUT THE WITCH KING! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE RING?
(The second Nazgul says nothing)
Gandalf: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED RINGWRAITH!
Third Nazgul: Or perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of an eagle.
Gandalf: At least you can talk! Who are you?
Third Nazgul: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
(Gandalf removes the hood of the third Nazgul.)
Witch King: No one cared who I was til I put on the ring.
Gandalf: If I pull that off, will you die?
Witch King: It would be extremely painful.
Gandalf: You're a big guy.
Witch King: For you.
Gandalf: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Witch King: Of course! Master Baggins here refused our offer in favour of yours. We needed to find out what he told you.
Frodo: Nothing! I said nothing!
(The eagle encounters turbulence. Above, a winged beast with a team of Nazgul riding it comes into view)
Gandalf: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!
Aragorn: Gandalf?
What's the next step in your master plan?
Witch king: Crashing this eagle. WITH NO SURVIVORS!
(Four Ringwraiths leap down toward the eagle. The Witch King breaks his handcuffs and snaps Gandalf’s neck.)
>>63560005
the hightest baneposting has reaches artistically.
https://youtu.be/BJroOnp7-Rg
>Oh! interrogation in the skies
>do they realise you're a hero?
>decide to watch south park one night with my dad
>its the episode where Randy has the bane mask
>my dad really likes the episode
>my Dad now randomly does bane impressions by cupping his hands around his mouth (they're actually pretty good)
jesus christ you guys, what did you do
Republican primaries, I'm The Apprentice
>>63560073
Have we gone too far?
Do you think future generations will even remember that the movie was about Batman?
>>63560132
we havent gone far enough
>>63560141
>It Ain't Bane starts playing
>>63560073
IS that period blood?
>>63560134
It never was about Batman
Currently rewriting A Tale of Two Cities in baneposting.
First sentence goes "He was the biggest of guys, he was the smallest of guys."
Wish me luck bros
>>63559659
Holy shit, why has this never been done before
>>63560173
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, BEEEELT BUCKLE IN HAND
I AIN'T NO AGENCY'S SON
IT AIN'T SMEE
IT AIN'T SMEEE
>>63560179
Of courshe
Amazing Amy, I'm city financier
>>63559793
>>63559624
More pls
>>63559953
it's good and impressive but nothing can top this: >>63559713
>>63560190
ETA on completion?
Bane?
Have we started the fire?
>>63560231
[PAVEL YELLING]
>>63559743
>>63559624
Chang?
We need a folder containing .wav files of every line of dialogue Aidan Gillen has ever spoken in an American accent.
>>63560293
Re-watching this scene is truly a surreal experience.
>>63560275
>Serial Killer, I'm FBI
>>63560271
If I pull off your biàn liǎn, will you die?
>>63560317
I believe it disproves the notion that time is linear and only moves forward.
What we've done has permanent consequences across all of time and space.
>>63560347
>What we've done has permanent consequences across all of time and space.
For you.
>>63560407
its like its a line from one of the highest grossing movies ever or something
This is my first baneposting image, from January 2013
Dr. Paul, I'm KGB.
>>63560376
Which brings me to another point: As much as we tend to fixate on Bane's physique, the sheer magnitude of his enormity encompasses so much more than his physical volume alone. While it is indeed true that Tom Hardy is not a "big guy" per se, we have to look beyond the narrow scope of literal measurements.
>>63559363
maybe the 2nd or 3rd heartiest laugh I ever got out of 4chin, and the best I ever got out of /tv/ was that Bane Reddit AMA raid.
fucking bravo /tv/
here's to 4 more years.
>>63560477
>nobody has posted the "you're a big pizza" one
Hardest I've ever laughed at something from here
>>63560511
I can't wait until Nolan or Aidan does an AMA.
media_8ch_net/bane/src/1422753365916_webm
Replace the underscores with " . "
You will not be disappointed. Make sure you parents or roommates are asleep or something,
>>63560532
I got you, Brother.
Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.
>>63560511
crashing muh own plane
but good timez
>>63560600
The fire rises
>>63559793
He brought you.
For You
>>63560614
I'd love to see a website or program where you can make faces and alter the expression according to these parameters just so Aiden Gillan's beautiful mug could be recreated in autistic detail.
>>63560514
is this show any good?
Will any meme ever be bigger
I HATE EVERY AGENCY
FROM CIA TO CIZ
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME
OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG
IT WAS BANE ALL ALONG
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY (yes, we finally made a big guy)
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME!!!!
I love you, Dr. Pavel!
>>63560671
That's a big fat no there good buddy, unless your waifu is on it
>>63560378
>that deer on the jacket
I have a CIA polo shirt that has that same deer but yellow.
>>63560706
>>63560706
What I wanna know is how it managed to last as long as it did. Everything else just fizzled out as it got more popular but this only grew stronger as it became more esoteric.
First Bane-related thing I ever saved
Came out in one of the threads just after the preview was released
>>63560706
What do you define as "big"? Is it how popular it is which makes it big or the quality OC that it produces?
4U is really dumb, but at least the content has been top-tier. It even got a fucking album that was pretty good.
>>63559624
rer
post weebshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw
>>63560780
This is the first piece of OC I ever made.
And now I'm making a contemporary novel about CIA surviving the plane crash and suffering a nervous breakdown.
>>63560804
Baneposting has so much fucking OC and most of it is of pretty good quality, it amazes me. Add to that it's STILL going after all this time when other things just die off when the next thing comes along.
I love it, but it's bizarre.
Oh well, I'm the type of guy who will never file plans
Where Rusky docs are well, you know that I'm around
I crash 'em and I kill 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I scare 'em and I punch 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the masked man
Yeah, the masked man
I'm big for you, for you, for you, for you
Oh well, there's Bill on my left and there's Pavel on my right
And Anna is the girl with that I'll be with tonight
And when she asks me, which one I love the best?
I tear off my mask, I got 'Sketty on my vest
'Cause I'm a big guy
Yeah, a big guy
I'm big for you, for you, for you, for you
Oh well, I roam from port to port
I go through flight without a plan
And I'm as burly as a man
I with my four U's of iron and I'm going nowhere
I'm the type of guy that likes to fly around
I'm never in one seat, I roam from nat' to nat'
And when I find myself filing with some C
I hop right into that plane of mine and fly around the hills
Yeah I'm the Agency
Yeah, the Agency
I'm big for you, for you, for you, for you
Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to drive around
I'm never in one place, I suck from vein to vein
And when I find myself a-dealin' with some guys
I hop right into that mind of mine and think of how to win
Yeah, 'cause I'm Mosquito Man
Yeah, Mosquito Man
I'm big for you, for you, for you, for you
'Cause I'm a masked man
Yeah, the Agency
I'm big for you, for you, for you, for you
'Cause I'm a big guy
Yeah, a big guy
>>63560733
I remember when this was originally posted, good times
>>63559713
>first one to talk gets to talk
My sides
I see you driving 'round fields
With the doc I want and I'm like,
For you!
Uu, uu, uuu
I guess the case in my palm-hands
Wasn't enough I'm like,
For you!
And for him too!
Said, if I was bigger, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my mask
I still wish you the best with a...
For you!
Uu, uu, uuu
Yeah I'm sorry, can't afford a Mitsubishi,
But that don't mean I can't get you there.
I guess he's a Hercules and I'm more Embraer,
About the way you fly your plane ain't fair.
I pity the hothead that crashes planes with you
(Oh shit he's a masked planner)
Well
(Just thought you should know ranger)
Ooooooh
I'm a big guy for you
Yeah go run and tell your little brother
[Chorus]
Now I know, that I had to torture,
Hang and yell and shoot and throw.
Trying to keep ya, trying to squeeze ya.
'Cause questionin' up your ass ain't cheap.
I pity the hothead that crashes planes with you
(Oh shit he's a plane crashed)
Well
(Just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I'm a big guy for you
Ooh, I really hate your mask right now
[Chorus]
Now Bane-y, Bane-y, Bane-y
Why d'you wanna wanna crash me so bad?
(So bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell Itten but he told me
"There's only one nigga left"
(One left, one left, one left)
Yes he did
And I was like
Uh! Baane? Uh! Baaane? Uh!
Baaaane sir? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT BANE WAS GONNA TROLL ME
4 YEARS
>>63560880
This
Someone posted one the other day where CIA was in a sombrero and typed out his line in Spanish, I couldn't stop laughing and had no idea why. It's simple and it just works.
>>63561094
I haven't seen le hothead patrol get posted in forever.
>>63561082
haha
>>63561082
Did this anon know what he was about to unleash when he clicked ''Submit''?
>>63561082
The events he has set in motion will save the world.
>>63560225
Got you covered
>>63559528
how can snake tears be real when their eyelids aren't real?
Musical about Bane and CIA when?
Hello big guy, my old friend,
I've come to question you again,
Cause a mosquito softly spelling,
Left its eggs while I was quelling,
And the namam that was transferred in my words
Still reverbs
Within the sound of fire.
On restless planes I drove alone
Narrow streets of silicone,
'Neath the halo of a headlamp,
I turned my collar to the wind and sand
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an opaque mask
That split the past
And touched the sound of fire.
And with the metal mask I saw
Ten thousand fires, maybe more.
People fighting without touching,
People walking without watching,
People making homes that families never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of fire.
"If," said I, "I pull that off.
Without the mask, oh will you die.
Or will it simply teach you.
Not to hurt me if I reach you."
But my words like silent plane-drops fell
And echoed in the dales of fire
And the people bowed and prayed
To the paper god they made.
And the nose flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming.
And the nose said, "The words of the big guys are written on the airplane walls
Uzbekistan halls
And whispered in the sounds of fire."
>>63561368
/tv/ wrote one once
>>63561063
I AIN'T THE BIGGEST GUY ON THE PLANE
BANE STAR
>>63561082
simply amazing
like history frozen in amber
the butterfly wings of that post have created a hurricane that will engulf the world
THE FIRE RISES
>>63560476
YOU LANK ASS MOTHA FUCKA YOU AIN'T A BIG GUY
>>63559378
NO MORE BIG YEARS!
Dreamteam:
Me
My Men
Dr. Pavel
One of you.
Governor Swann, I'm East India Company.
>>63559363
THE FIRE RISES
>>63560335
It would be extremely dishonorable....
>>63563232
>not choosing Smee
C R A S H E D
R
A
S
H
E
D
>>63559624
>>63563348
the filename is really funny
Why are Bane threads so comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnvB0y78TxQ
Dr. Baltar, I'm BSG.
>December 13, 12:04 a.m. in NZ
>I missed Baneposting's birthday by 4 minutes
>>63560169
she's a big gurlfor me
Dr Bashir, I'm FCA.
>>63559772
Not funny, it's a tragedy.
>>63563552
Dont worry bro. Just think Yeah, nah... Sweet as
FUGG ?
>>63563774
Chur bae
Get your rare CIAs out big guys.
>>63559842
>there are simply too many coincidences
For you.
I just realized rewatching the whole scene that I have no idea why they are doing the blood transfusion for Dr. Pavel on a fucking plane blown into half.
>>63563886
they want the CIA to believe that the corpse (played by Jude Law) is Dr Pavel. They think it works like this I mean they are some terrorist fucks and not fucking hospital staff
>>63560600
Extremely funny
>>63559940
for you
>>63563833
>Xilien saucer catching plane
>Masketta Man as Titanosaurus
4/4, can I save it?
>>63563942
It's all yours, friend
>>63563753
For you
>>63560057
Impressive pasta
>>63559528
It's okay. We're all big guys for eachother.
>>63560514
kek
>>63559772
I'm waiting for a 4U airlines plane to crash. Then my life is complete.
'tis the season to be baneposting.
>get off work early because the place nearly burns down
>all these fucking bane threads
>the fire rises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3YXXp6bOM
>>63564153
what happened anon?
>>63564198
Anon tried to raise the fire at work.
Just letting you know the /bane/ board welcomes you all on the site that can't be named. You're all big guys for me and the only reason I visit this website anymore.
>>63564299
#BIGGUYSMATTER
>>63564305
Yeah, nah. Go back to reddit please.
>>63564198
nothing very exciting. an electrical fire caused by decades of business owners in the the building jerry-rigging various electrical fixes and a negligent landlord not giving a shit.
>>63560759
Because every time it has started to die down it has killed hundreds of people in anger.
It's not that funny.
>>63563795
haven't seen this b4U
>>63564448
HOTHEAD
O
T
H
E
A
D
>>63564448
Hothead plz
How is it the 4th anniversary of bane posting? The film came out in 2012. Sure the scene was released early but none was baneposting then. As with everything here, the memes only started once the torrents were out and all the neets could finally see the film.
Then it had to be forced for about 6 months. If anything it is 3 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMei00chdhA
>>63564369
scared of superiorchan?
>>63564369
I'm talking about infinity channel, hothead.
>>63560733
Dr. Pavel Dr. Pavel
Dr. Pavel Dr. Pavel
Dr. Pavel Dr. Pavel
Oooohhh Dr. Pavel
(Dr. Pavel, Dr. Pavel)
>>63564541
That's what I said. Reddit.
>>63563833
>>63564927
ZÚZUNK AZ ÉJSZAKÁBA
ÉN MEG PÁR HAVER
>>63564497
I used to hate bane-posting too. Like, it made me really butthurt and depressed to see /tv/ being dragged in the autistic pleb mud.
But through time, after seeing dozens of bane threads every day for two years, it slowly got under my skin, one thread at a time. At first I was mad, but grew slightly curious over time. After a couple of months the giggle started, followed by the mild laughter, to finally end up a few months ago in a constant, nonsensical nervous breakdown. Now I'm laughing my ass off at every single mention of BANE? or THE MOSQUITO MAN to the point I spit on my computer screen out of laughter. Imma just going to lose my job if I continue browsing /tv/ during the day...
I've been in love with CIA for a while now (and yes, he is in charge of my heart /tv/), I love talking in my head to Dr. Pavel, even though he really don't say much (he says nothing actually). Baneposting has been too much of a big guy for me, and the lack of bane threads is extremely painful for me.
I feel that if /tv/ pulls baneposting off, I WILL die.
Don’t fight it. Getting caught by bane threads is your secret plan Anon, even if you do not realize it yet. Let this fun plane ride crash over you... And for once, let baneposting survive, so that no one else will.
This is the humble confession of a hothead, now completely under the spell of the big guy.
Never stop spreading the fun. After all, it's all for you
>>63559363
And many more to come
>>63559743
>鴆毒?
>>63559713
mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-zQCRhmRHk
>>63561082
the hero we all need, but don't deserve.
this man deserves a medal.
>>63565220
now BANE? I can get into.
>>63559953
>Bravo Nolan I love you
Always lose it at that part.
>>63564127
hohoho 4 u
>>63565603
>not "for yule"
>>63559363
>>63564527
>superior
>more dead than 420blazeitchan
>biggest boards are full of 4chan rejects
Top kek
It's like a low rent 4chan
>>63561082
fucking lol
listening to this at the moment, thinking about eh majesty of it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>63566113
no way Bebop is that fucking big
>>63566502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFF9hTuK7U
remember the biggest of days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOscWqEw4mY
Still looks better than Star Wars
>>63566706
>back when you could start a thread without text, only image
oval ;_;
>>63566772
Now's not the time for grief, anon
>>63560663
i miss old(ish) /got/
A part of me really hopes that the actual CIA has a Halloween party every year and that a group of agents come dressed as the whole crew and even one of them is dressed as the plane. They stand around the potluck table and just repeat the lines. Agnes from Middle East Affairs brings in healthy snacks. The guy who's dressed as Bill Wilson: "Uh, you don't get to bring fruits." He then gazes at the store-bought stuff the guy dressed as Bane brought, "You are a big cake." "For you." Bill grips his belt until karaoke starts. The crew gathers together to sing I Believe I Can Fly.
>>63559624
That's a big Vase
Three years. Three years, the time loop has gone on. Three years, Bill Wilson has been stuck dying in that goddamn plane crash. Was his name Bill Wilson, or CIA? He could no longer tell. Three years, he's had to look that stupid fucking masked man in the eyes and tell him he's a big guy. Was it masked man, or masketta man? He could no longer tell. Three years, he's had to recite his flight plan, which listed him, his men, and Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. Or was it Smee, Maimen, Dr. Paveleer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyou? He could no longer tell. Yet this time, his mind had finally broken. He had been through this so many times, being forced to suffer through this plane crash with no survivors, that he had lost his grasp on reality. The concept of existence was now an illusion. He turned his head to the skies, and asked who he was. Almost immediately, from the depths of his subconscious thought, the one part of his brain that hadn't been driven to insanity... "I'm CIA."
>>63559363
FOUR MORE YEARS
FOUR MORE YEARS
FOUR MORE YEARS
FOR YOU
>>63560173
>>63560196
>>63560173
>>63560196
>>63566975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1moSFdNImYM
>>63560209
10/10
>>63566997
BRAVO BROTHER!
THE FIRE RISES!
>Christmastime soon
The Santa Big Guy threads are always the best.
>>63560196
Eminem released a song called BANE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysNczgU6wg
>>63567070
>album cover is picture of a mask
>>63559659
This has potential
4UUUU
>>63566997
10/10
>>63567031
this isn't even funny, it's literally the kind of lame joke you would see on reddit
>>63566502
Why has no-one written Bane, susser todd yet?
>>63566997
Is this you right now?
>>63566652
There was a better one. What happened to it?
Show off your BANE folder, now matter how pathetic it is.
>>63567211
Probably taken down by jewtube
>>63559842
Meme magic
