Anyone else like Shark Tank?
Fuck Lori
Never seen it but who is that thicky thick girl??
Lori's fucking hot, great show.
>>63552389
>Fuck Lori
How much are you offering?
>>63552691
Lori is hot but annoying and a cunt. She always plays up "girl power!" to win over women and the guys just facepalm.
>>63552696
For 1 hour of time, I'll give you 20% oral and 5% vaginal use, for $500.
>>63552728
>For 1 hour of time, I'll give you 20% oral and 5% vaginal use, for $500.
That's a $12,500 valuation for minimal controlling interest in horse face oral and rich bitch vagoo.
Im out
>>63553053
Throw me a counteroffer then.
I've already set up a kickstarter and we met our goal in just 1 hour.
The money will be used for her plane tickets and hotel room, and that is where the cash flow goes.
Further, the valuation, especially the oral valuation is extremely reasonable - $1000 for an hour of oral is in line with street market prices - and here we're talking about a celebrity. Hence the higher vaginal valuation.
>>63553135
Oral valuation is fine but 5% vag? That's barely past the pee hole on my money maker.
I would offer the $500 but for 51% vag; I want controlling interest in the baby canal. If one of the other sharks wants in for a DP I would split at 25%
>>63553386
Well I've invested a lot into this and I just can't give up controlling interest on the vag.
I'm sorry, but I'm out.
>>63552389
>ywn have beers with Cubes, Daymond, and Robert.
who is the dumb blonde
>>63553724
Fuck Daymond.