Well, fuck. Another show ruined.
>>63549086
>Trump is a TV personality
>Trump is not presidential material
Obama and Hillary go on every TV show ever like wanna be celebz
too much irony for me
>>63549086
>a meme show panders to people
what_a_surprise
>going for the reddit audience
Kek Bernie on Workaholics next please
>those soulless eyes
I could take the New York liberal Jewess thing because the characters are sexy idiots, but I can't take Hillary. Dropped.
>>63549161
>meme show
be that as it may , i would fuck the living shit out of Abbi Jacobson
>>63549828
No love for NiggerJew Glazier
>>63550141
>Niggerjew
does Hiliary have a chance now that Trump is finished?
>>63550290
>trump
>finished
pls kill urself libspic
>>63550290
>Trump is finished
>>63550499
President Obama said that Trump has been disqualified from running for President so the Republicans have to find somebody else
>>63550290
yes
>>63550532
source on that quote pls
>>63550532
Hillary is the only candidate cant legally run for president.
>>63550532
he meant that the guy is isn't presidential material, not that he cant still run.
>>63550566
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/08/politics/donald-trump-josh-earnest-disqualified-president-muslims/
>>63550532
kek you're retarded
>>63549086
>implying broad city was ever good
Just an excuse to waifu post you fags.
>>63550608
>he actually delivers
ABSOLUTE MADMAN STATUS ACHIEVED
>>63550499
>>57% of all adults disagree with Trump's proposal of banning Muslims, versus 25 percent who agree.
So begins the downfall. He'll probably get kicked from the party too
>>63549086
>The most libshit show of all time is libshit
Who would've guessed
>>63550290
She was always going to win this election.
You people are morons. It's not a democracy and she already shored up all of the big power players, 10 years ago in her first run. Between her deep wallstreet, media and political connections, there is no chance she was going to lose this unless she faced rubio. However, trump will win the nomination hands down, by pandering to the most insane, and racist demographic in America (i.e. the republican base) which will net him the nomination, but guarantee a loss in the general election because he's too polarizing.
>>63550339
>the internet is representative of the voter-base
Nice meme.
>>63550532
He said it should disqualify him from presidency, there's no actual disqualification for speech.
You're just as retarded as Twitter
>>63550671
He staid he was still running if he doesn't get the nomination anyway
>>63550290
a woman will never be president
screencap this post
>>63550608
>>63550532
the president has literally no authority on this and Trump's opinion on anything cannot be declared unconstitutional because of the 1st amendment. they most likely meant disqualify as in, reprehensible but they didn't want to say something as blunt as that
>>63549086
That's pretty shit. Wouldn't have minded if it wasn't during a fucking national election. Clinton trying to steal votes from Sanders.
Broad City is great though.
>>63550269
Niggerjews are best Jews
>>63550723
With all these TV shows and movies about muh stronk womyn and women presidents, I'd say you're very wrong. The sheep have already been brainwashed.
Hillary status: Trumped
>>63550532
I guess you're just baiting. But speaking of it, not even Russia is so undemocratic as to 'disqualify' people from running for president. Yet some liberals on twitter celebrated when they thought Trump wasn't allowed to run for office because the white house's decision.
>>63550339
Why are none of these real polls?
>>63550747
Sammy Davis converted, Eric Andre is a real jew
Just Hillary being Hillary. She's just one of the girls, until she has to get down to business. Then, she's the most badass woman who will ever step foot in the Oval Office. It's about time a woman stepped up to the plate to get this country back on track. Vote Hillary 2016. Vote for progress.
>>63550723
Ivanka Trump will be in 2024
>>63550849
You're totally being narcoleptic right now
>broad city
>any good
lmao, my girlfriend tried to get me to watch it, i fucking hate seeing two obnoxious women comedians recycle old new york jokes and cliches over and over.
fucking hell some people have such terrible tastes.
>>63550909
BIRD UP
>>63549086
Can't wait until she's president tbqh
Her presidency is going to be like an extenuation of Obama's third term, going to be comfy as hell. Like having a celebrity in the white house.
>voting for a literal criminal and closet-commie that tried to literally ban videogames, just because she has a vagina
Are Liberals seriously willing to do this?
>>63549086
I wonder if women realize how fucking dumb they are supporting a corporate military industrial complex whore like Hilary simply because shes a woman.
You're just proving that giving your bleeding cunts a vote was a mistake.
>>63550967
She is as right-wing as they come. She is the American Margaret thatcher.
I would think more neo-c_cks would be happy that she'll win the presidency.
hillary no
>>63549086
>trump supporters out in full force
kek, underage memers on suicide watch after trump got stumped by jon stewart and colbert last night
>>63551034
>this man will stand up to america's enemies
>there are people on here who unironically support trump
>>63549086
Eh, works out for both of them raises broad citys profile from one ep alone. Might make hilary seem more "relatable", or desperate. As long as we get more broad city i dont really care.
Hilary never went on parks and rec did she though?
>>63551089
>not ironically supporting Trump as the first troll meme President for maximum butthurt and lulz
>>63551089
Ironically supporting Trump is a blast. All the left-wingers have a fit if you say anything good about him.
>>63551034
>actually watching jon stewart or colbert
>engaging in purposely biased politics
>bragging about it
m8 i'm sorry...but this is embarrassing.
Anyone who gets their news from those shmucks who are so leftist they've even alienated their audience doesn't deserve a say.
>>63551001
>militant feminist closet-commie
>right wing
You idiots literally don't know what the terms you use mean.
>>63551186
>anyone who gets their news from those schmucks
It was on Colbert's late night show, you autist. I wasn't watching it for news -- I watch it because Colbert has far and away the best musical guests of any other show.
You do know that the Daily Show/Colbert Report days are over, right?
>>63551105
Nope
>>63549828
Same desu senpai
>>63551089
>knows how to negotiate business deals
>won't raise my taxes
>is too rich to be bought by lobbyists
>actually knows that the "BLACK LIVES MATTER" shit is all bullshit
>will actually stop mass illegal immigration
>actually says what he believes instead of pandering for votes, regardless of how many libshits get mad and try to censor him
What's not to like?
What's more baffling is that faggots like you support ANY democratic candidate.
>>63550532
he, being a foreign born muslims didnt stop Obama from becoming president
>>63551263
Holy shit I hope you're a troll.
Also broad city could put pol pot on and id still watch. Shit rules.
>>63551333
>Holy shit I hope you're a troll.
Please explain how I am wrong.
It's funny how I never hear any criticism of Trump other than "he has le bad hair!" or "he is le Hitler for not sucking le Mexican cock!".
>>63549145
If you are honestly comparing and are butt hurt people talk shit about Trump you are literally a retard.
>>63551241
>>63551105
Clear ploy to try get the younger vote then, as parks would be a better fit for her and if you look at the material of broad city i can see it being used against her as if shes endorsing it all.
Broad city still rules though
>>63551034
>trump got stumped by jon stewart and colbert last night
all he did was make fun of his hair and is awful spray tan like every other hack has been doing since 1990
>>63549145
>not Herstory
![1391127324352[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xqjFP4s.png "1391127324352[1].png")
>66 replies
>no delicious jew thighs
Get your shit together, /tv/.
>>63551263
>being a real-estate vulture qualifies you to fix an economy
>won't raise your taxes
You sure about that? Seems like Trump doesn't give a fuck and just does what he wants. Who's to say he wouldn't carry that smugness into office?
>is too rich to be bought by lobbyists
I hate to break it to you, anon, but the richer someone is, the greedier they are typically. You're a complete moron if you actually believe this.
>actually knows that the "BLACK LIVES MATTER" shit is all bullshit
It is, but ??? Why is this an issue in a presidential election? You're kind of validating its existence by acknowledging it as a major issue. I think it's too irrelevant to even be mentioned and so should you instead of stoking the fires of controversy.
>will actually stop mass illegal immigration
Doubtful. Just like Obama was going to give everyone free health care, right? How'd that work out? Do you know what a filibuster is? Do you understand the system of checks and balances at all? You can't simply push shit through these days, particularly if you're a 'conservative' that is hated by his own constituency. The senate, particularly if it's Republican controlled, WILL NOT work with him. They will be bitter as fuck and nothing meaningful will ever be accomplished.
>actually says what he believes instead of pandering for votes
Sounds an awful lot like he's pandering to people like you and the lowest-common-denominator mouthbreathers that are an embarrassment to the GOP. There are always more idiots than smart people -- Trump knows this and he's playing it up, using his experience as a TV personality to give the drooling masses what they want.
You got anything else, chief?
>>63551516
You don't know what constituency means.
>>63551495
FUCK I NEED A JEW
GOD DAMN I NEED A JEW HEIRESS FOR GIRLFRIEND
HOW DO I COP THAT?
>>63551567
>the republican nominee for president's constituency doesn't include all republican voters
Top meme.
>>63551418
Broad City is hilarious, Hilary Clinton is a pandering middle of center corporate shill who will probably get elected based on her genitals.
>>63551001
Hilary is no Maggie Thatcher. Maggie was a level-headed Conservative who went all in when sehe decided to unsheath the bayonets; no half-measures. Hilary is no Thatcher; she's just a pissy cranky permanently annoyed grandma whose "Conservatism"(confined strictly to Wall street) will blow away faster than a fart in a windstorm after the primaries.
so the options are:
-psychopathic criminal
-marxist socialist
-national socialist
man america has really gone to shit. enjoy your nanny state, land of the "free"
>>63551001
hillary clinton is fucking terrible. Not just as a politician, but as a person. She is soulless.
>>63551380
Trump doesn't know shit about politics or business. He inherited his dad's nyc real estate business which is an evergreen business that's impossible to fail. He still has had to declare bankruptcy a sick amount of times. Also instead of paying his colossal debts he just sues people till they give up their losses.
He's a joke that appeals to lowest common denominator Americans by saying dumb shit like "Mexico will pay for the wall." With no proof and dumb losers like you believe him because you're terminally stupid.
>>63549086
The jews always used to laugh, yhey used to think it was a joke. They aren't laughing now. They know it's deadly serious.
>>63551640
yeah, can we just start over and disqualify all candidates currently getting more than 5% support in either party?
>>63551682
Shes really not even a politicians, shes just a bureaucrat who got her job through straight up nepotism and being married to a celebrity
>>63551640
>pretending socialism isn't the bees knees
What you want to keep fighting for 35k jobs while the top ding dongs buy yachts for their chihuahuas?
>>63551771
He's right, you know.
>>63551802
SHE IS A SYMBOL OF FEMALE EMPOWERMENT WHO LIVED THROUGH HER HUSBAND RAPING TENS OF WOMEN
>>63551846
Socialism is literally the fucking worst. Its pretty much politicians get rich, and everyone else is poor, and technology gets better at an incredibly slow rate. Capitalism is responsible for creating the modern world, today americans in the bottom 10% have better lives that people at the 90% percentile only a few generations ago
Meanwhile countries that never embraced capitalism are all way the fuck behind, and mostly depend on western economies
>>63551893
if people want to discredit him they should just look at his policies and tax plan instead of making the whole thing about his character.
>>63551516
>You sure about that? Seems like Trump doesn't give a fuck and just does what he wants. Who's to say he wouldn't carry that smugness into office?
So basically a non-argument.
>I hate to break it to you, anon, but the richer someone is, the greedier they are typically.
Another factual falsehood. You very clearly have a boogeyman-complex over rich people to say this, too.
>Why is this an issue in a presidential election?
Sanders and the other shit-tier candidates sure think it's important, considering it was discussed for 30 minutes at the Dem debate.
>Doubtful.
Unlike Democrats who gain something from illegal immigration, Republicans are actually willing to stop it.
>Sounds an awful lot like he's pandering to people like you and the lowest-common-denominator mouthbreathers that are an embarrassment to the GOP.
Sounds more like you're a faggot that's butthurt that some people don't like illegal immigration or sucking muzzy-cock. Someone isn't "lowest common denominator" for being pissed at Democrats for flooding our nation with illegals and making us pay for it.
Honestly, I'd say pandering to the "lowest common denominator" is more the speed of Sanders and Clinton, i.e. the idiots that actually think the wage-gap is real and that voter ID's are "racist".
>>63551936
Trump is fucking dumb on social and military issues, but Clinton and especially Sanders have the economic philosophy of 16 years, and in the long run that is way the fuck more important
Fuck, I wish the Republican candidates weren't so terrible, this is definitely the south's fault, Hillary is basically guaranteed the presidency just because of being married to a famous guy
>>63551846
If Socialism is so great and so profitable, why are all the Socialist countries out there poorer than the United States?
I literally hope terrorists bomb the fuck out of every presidential debate so that every single presidential candidate dies. They are all terrible garbage and no matter who gets elected America will become a worse place to live
>>63551640
>not raising taxes and stopping illegal immigration
>"national socialist"
Top fucking kek.
Liberals are hilarious.
>>63551640
Or maybe not. Jonathan Chait(one of my favorite liberal journolists) writes how Trump may have opened the way for Ted Cruz to score the nomination, simply by Trump being Trump. Seriously, you think the Republican establishment won't do ANYTHING to keep Trump from getting it? The closer we get to the primaries the RNC will be less and less accommidating, just watch.
Reminder to democrats: The fact that rich people exist does not make you less well off. All you ranting against the 1% and supporting Bernie, please keep in mind that you are in the 1% when you look at the world, and this is entirely thanks to capitalism
>>63551771
>successful businessman for years
>"durr he knows nothing about business"
Whatever you have to tell yourself, faggot.
He still knows more about Bernie "money can be conjured from thin-air" Sanders.
Speaking of which, if anyone is "pandering to the lowest common denominator", that's also Bernie Sanders, considering his voter-base supports him because "lel he will legalize weed and make le college free and punish those evil rich people who don't pay enough le taxes! xD".
>>63551846
>muh evil rich people!
I don't give half my paycheck to the government to fund deluxe condos Muslim immigrants, so no, I'm still better off than Socialists.
>>63551999
>so basically a non-argument
I'd say that's what your reply was.
>factual falsehood that billionaires are inherently greedy
Okay.
>citing democrats as a response
That would be valid if I mentioned that I was a democrat or liberal in any way, or was advocating for any of the democratic candidates. I'm a conservative troubled with the state of the GOP that it would even have to stoop as low as to pandering to the most retarded portion of its base in a desperate attempt not to lose another national election. Trump is a joke candidate and a complete embarrassment to conservative political thought.
>cites democrats again, see above
>resorting to name-calling and presumptuous retardation, boogeymanning me as a democrat in a vain attempt to justify your own shortcomings
Nice try, but again, you're objectively wrong. You really shouldn't have built your reply around that house of cards, anon. You're a fucking idiot.
>>63551930
>Meanwhile countries that never embraced capitalism are all way the fuck behind, and mostly depend on western economies
This.
You know that "glorious socialist healthcare" that Eurotrash keeps crowing about?
It's completely reliant on American inventions that only exist due to our Capitalist economy fostering innovation and progress.
>>63552212
>factual falsehood that billionaires are inherently
greedy
It is.
Monetary possessions are not an indication of someone's character. Someone's character is an indication of someone's character.
You're clearly a dumbass moralist that is angry that some people have more money than you do.
You sound like one of those faggots that gets physically angry when they see someone driving and expensive car and arbitrarily hopes they get mugged because in your faggot mind it would be justified.
>>63552106
It's mostly due to colonialism under a monarchy but we'll let that slide.
>>63552106
This.
Why do faggots get so mad that some people have more money than they do?
Why are people not allowed to be more successful than you?
>>63552311
Again, you're operating under the fallacy that I think greed is morally objectionable or somehow undesirable when actually I believe it's a fundamental building block of capitalism which I whole-heartedly support.
However, it was your assertion that Trump 'cannot be bought' because he's wealthy which is entirely without merit. Just, as you say, that it is unlikely that all wealthy people are greedy it is just as likely that they are and impossible to rule out whether or not they would compromise their beliefs in the pursuit of wealth.
Considering Trump is a TV star known for saying le ebin outrageous things as publicity stunts and stringing out events for the sake of captivating the public and making himself appear more interesting, I would venture to say that it's certainly not beyond reason.
Get fucking rekt, faggot. Keep making assumptions and I'll keep blowing you out.
>>63552056
trump is literally the definition of a national socialist.
>>63552311
this shit really is scary. I've heard people say they hope the children of these rich faggots gets cancer or something just because they have more shit than them.
Its made even dumber based on their hypocritical lies about how they dont care about money or "things"
>>63552317
>It's mostly due to colonialism under a monarchy
No, this isn't really true.
They were colonizing powers long before capitalism (it was one of the primary goals of mercantilism), but their economies didn't really take off and elevate the vast majority of their populations to an excellent quality of life until they dumped mercantilism in favor capitalism took effect (and now most democrats would rather bring back mercantilism in the vein of Keynes if not socialism)
Being against capitalism in 2015 after these centuries of data we have accumulated is just fucking ridiculous
>>63552452
>trump is literally the definition of a national socialist
Not really, he is a racist, but at least he has the economics figured out a little better
>>63552583
>islam
>mexican
>a race
why are americans so fucking stupid?
>>63552730
'Islamophobia' has everything to do with race, and nothing to actually do with religion. If these were a bunch of Bosnians or something that he couldn't outwardly recognize as muslim people wouldn't give a shit
Religious extremists on both sides want to frame this as a war of ideology and religion, but it is straight up racism and xenophobia
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/charlie-hebdo-editors-final-book-letter-to-the-islamophobia-frauds-who-play-into-the-hands-of-10193565.html
Also, Mexicans are essentially a race
