LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT THIS IDIOT DID... IN AMERICA!
>ON THIS EPISODE OF PAWN STARS
CRASH
BANG
WALLOP
What a video...
COOK PASS BABTRIDGE
>>63547493
>tfw a friend of mine got roasted by Chum when we prank called Pawn Stars
Give him a third series, you shit
>>63547493
>Let my call my expert friends
TE-TE-TELL YOU WHAT
TELL YOU WHAT
IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS
>Two fat digits, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat digits.
>Novelty Bobble on the inside, Novelty Bobble followed by Immaculate Pasta, Christ's Chin coming up on the inside, followed by Abba The Horse and Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon. Coming up the rear, Sinead O'Connor. But Novelty Bobble is holding his own with Immaculate Pasta... Christ's Chin! Christ's Chin! Abba The Horse on the inside! Small-Time Gypsy Massacre gaining ground, closely followed by Epileptic Fridge Boy. And Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon breaking through there. Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon. Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon! Sinead O'Connor third, but, er... no, it seems to me that Christ's Chin... and Astonishing Bum Queen... are... nowhere... because it's Small Town Gypsy Massacre, Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon, Sinead O'Connor... No! Christ's Chin won! I got confused!
>>63547446
It's impossible not to look at fat-alan's face and not break out in giggles. He just looks so absurd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QEWpWRG0no
DAN
DAN
You smiled then, Lynn.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did. I can read you like a book. And not a very good book. Certainly not 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNabb. Which actually improves with every read.
And quick as a flash I said "Don't be blue, peter!" So needless to say I had the last laugh. Now fuck off!