Daily reminder that there are shills encouraging you all to go see Star Wars even though there has been a lot of prediction of a mass shooting. Please stay home. Don't jeopardize your life over something as trivial as fucking Star Wars.
Shills want to tell you #YOLO, but honestly, just pirate the fucking thing. Stay safe /tv/ and don't let Disney play Russian Roulette with your life through peer pressure on the fucking Internet.
>>63544989
>not getting high as fuck with your bros and seeing it in imax
>>63545037
fucking pathetic. if you are a stoner you deserve it. please do the world a favor.
>>63545073
I don't really smoke now that I'm out of college, but I probably will for the wars. Enjoy staying home alone though
>>63544989
>I only heard about it because of /tv/
dont be stupid anon.
>>63545199
Sorry I'll probably be plowing some bitch I pick up at the bar that night. It turns out that seeing Star Wars on opening night isn't the pinnacle of my social life, unlike yours. Hilarious that you think you're so fucking cool for seeing a movie stoned with your pathetic stoner friends. Please do me a favor and get fucked.
>>63545236
I didn't imply that anywhere retard
>>63545257
What type of shitposting is this? I can do it too:
>>>/his/
>>63545199
Please go back to reddit
>>63545341
You seem a little upset, pal
>>63544989
>just pirate the fucking thing
i have a date fåm smdh
>>63545476
That's not an excuse. You could go on a date elsewhere. You could go on a different night. You could go on a date and then watch pirated SW. There's no excuse to risk your life in this way.
Unless you're so pathetic that this is your one chance for a date ever. Actually this is probably it.
>>63545629
i'm gonna make a pass at her tits in the theater wish me luck
>he isn't suicidal
come at me shooters
>>63545629
>Actually this is probably it.
Wew anon with the SLAM
>>63545341
>hes a frogposter from reddit9k
explains everything
>tfw britbong in small countryside town
the theatre was still fully booked midnight, having to go first thing in the morning
enjoy your shooting guys.
>terrorists expecting to blow a bunch of people up as they enter the cinema
>they find me sitting alone in the middle of a huge-ass theater
Check. Mate.
>>63545476
A movie is a terrible choice for a date senpai.
>>63545690
How does it feel to a be a giant fucking loser? "I have to buy a girl a movie ticket to maybe touch her boob." I had that experience when I was 14, except j/k I fingered her during class.
>>63545754
Why do dumb faggots like you think accusing someone of visiting another board constitutes a sick burn? /r9k/ is full of scum and I detest that board. But hey, great rebuttal after being thoroughly demolished for being a dumb retard faggot.
Have another frog :)
>>63544989
Exponentially higher chance of dying while driving to the theater than being shot in it.
>>63545896
lol how old are you? Why are you so bitter?
>>63545896
i don't care that much i'm going to spend 10 bucks on a movie ticket and touch some 23 year old breasts
>>63545853
no kidding that's why i'm gonna go ice skating instead :^*
>>63545980
>>63545980
What makes you think I give one shit what your perception of my emotional state is? Here's a clue: we're on a fucking jap image board. I don't give a shit. Thanks for bumping my thread I guess, faggot. How old are you that you think assigning an age to a couple of sentences on the internet is an interesting pass time?
Holy shit get fucked.
>>63546016
You are so pathetic haha just know this pepe is for you too :D
>>63546119
High schooler detected
>>63546119
:'( why would u call me pathetic bro it's not like i'm trying to feel up ur mom or anything
What are some things you would probably do before paying to see Star Wars?
>me, get 3P'd by BBC
>>63546142
>recognizing that seeing SW on opening night is literally a huge risk is being a high schooler
solid reasoning senpai
Hilarious that people are actually trying to justifying putting themselves in danger AND paying for star wars by saying "at least i have friends/a date."
Are Disney shills this desperate, or are people this lonely?
>>63546261
dude but like y do u care this much?
>>63546142
School shooter deflected
>>63546319
>everyone who disagrees with me is one person
That's some really good shit, anon
>>63546558
wtf are u talking about we didnt even disagree i asked y u care so much
>>63544989
who would shill on 4chan lol xD
I mean seriously, come on.
what are you, some kind of paranoid schizophrenic?
Get a life lol xD
Maybe if you had a girlfriend you'd make better posts
Theres literally nothing wrong with a black male lead in star wars
What are you, some kind of racist?
Haha, im a girl and guys like you are so unappealing to us ladies
Grow the fuck up loser
Real men pay 16$ for a movie ticket but obviously you don't qualify
So what if there are shills on /tv/ you'll still be a loser with or without them
You really oughta mind you own business before you step on someones toes
Haha, I miss moot lol xD
Hehe, meme
I mean honestly you're reddit so why should anyone listen to you anyway lol
Go back to /pol/ you racist
Go back to tumblr you shitlord
Thanks for the free publicity for star wars you nerd
Who's your favorite star wars character? Mine is
Why would anyone shill on /tv/ anyways? it's a cesspool amiright guys
>>63546700
nice reverse shilling :^)
I HOPE ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HAVE A WRETCHED CHRISTMAS!
I HOPE YOU FUCKS KILL YOURSELVES!
I HOPE YOU GET DIVORCED!
I HOPE YOU LOSE ALL OF YOUR MONEY!
I HOPE YOU GET MAIMED IN A HORRIBLY DEBILITATING ACCIDENT AND WIND UP A GIMP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!
I HOPE YOUR KIDS WIND UP DEFORMED/RETARDED!
FUCK ALL OF YOU AND EAT SHIT!
>>63544989
I'll just be watching the YIFY rip in glorious 360x240 flv quality, fuck the theatre and their NSP.
>>63546877
fbi detected
Are they still shills when they have paid the mods/hiro off though?
>>63545694
this f.a.m.
>>63544989
71 people a day are shot dead in USA. walking out of your door is jeopardizing your life you gigantic faggot.
>>63546593
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY YOUR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT
>>63544989
>my town
>Muslims
I live in a civilized place, friend.
>>63546818
you've been raped a lot havent you?
>>63545341
>muh dick
>>63547013
>because there are many ways to statistically put yourself in danger
>that means, somehow, that putting yourself in more danger doesn't matter
HOLY shit this is actual shilling. No one's brain can be this fucking stupid, except maybe a libshit.
>>63544989
Implying I live in the US.
>>63547088
>he doesn't live in the US
How's your mass immigration working for you? Haha I don't even need to argue with you to feel superior; I simply know that I am.
>inb4 some petulant yuroshit response
Don't care, already mentally blocked you out.
>>63547078
> I dont understand statistical average
ok i'll dumb it down for you.
lets say 100 people are killed at Star Wars oipening night, this still means that on average, 71 people a day will be shot dead in the USA in 2015.
all clear now babby?
>tfw not american
>tfw never going to be mass shot
>>63544989
>implying any of the shootings haven't been hoaxes
>>63544989
>there has been a lot of prediction of a mass shooting
Source?
>this thread
>>63546700
I read that in the voice of a black transvestite.
>>63547159
Sorry you're too fucking stupid to actually form a coherent response to my previous post. You sure showed me :^)
>>63547159
>spouts a bullshit statistic
>gets called out on how this is irrelevant
>doubles down
Seriously fuck off. Statistical averages have no bearing on the individual in this way, and have even less of a bearing on a one off event like a SW opening. Stop shilling. I doubt you've even take a real Stat course...
shills are out in full force tonight
>you PROBABLY won't get killed spend the money
>>63545037
I'm tripping acid with my best friend and seeing it at the 100 foot tall IMAX. Gonna be an experience
>>63544989
I see it as not giving in to fear. I stand more chance of dying in a car crash than getting shot in a mass shooting but I don't stop driving places
>>63547180
It's probably a rumor cooked up by the fags at /pol/.
Can't have black people in movies, you know.
Hey there fellow Americanians. I'm a totally righteous blue eyed blond American. I think we should not let the terrists win. Everyone should open carry guns into theaters and uphold the second amendment. In fact, we should wave the guns in the air to scare away terrists. To identify fellow 4chanians, we should holler this codeword: "all to the snackbar!"
>>63547772
>fucking drug addict piece of shit willing to put his life at risk for no reason
I'm calling IMAX corporate office and making them aware that people on acid are going to see star wars on opening night. I'll let them know I'm a concerned parent and link them to this post.
If your stupid ass wasn't going to get arrested anyway, I can up the chances further. But that's just statistics come on XD
>>63547820
Or more like given the current landscape of our world and how there's been two terror attacks within the last month and this is one of the most hotly anticipated movies of the decade, there's high probability some shit might go down.
But yes, let's to the libtard way of thinking. Wah I have a baby dick wah.
>>63544989
>he doesn't like what I like
>must be a shill
Requesting that pic of Daisy's various faces, good friends and Sheevbros.
>>63547820
literally where is your proof? oh that's right, liberals don't need proof. fuck off to your containment site
>he can't into a quick google search
Google is that thing that comes up before you go to tumblr
>>63547949
right because normal people are the ones encouraging people to put their lives at risk for the sake of box office dollars. get a grip
>sheev meme spin in the new anti art game
There are definitely shills lurking if anything
>>63544989
A mass shooting that could literally happen anywhere, in any theater, is not going to keep me at home. This is exactly the kind of fear that causes us to make mistakes as a country.
Oh wow there "could" be a shooting somewhere. I'll take the infinitesimally small chance that it happens to me.
>>63549701
>>63549701
let me guess you also don't think terrorism has any connection to islam.
yawn, your kind is almost done completely in this country. can't wait.
>>63549914
It's painfully obvious you're under 25
>>63545341
>It turns out that seeing Star Wars on opening night isn't the pinnacle of my social life
>Friday night on /tv/
/r9k/, please contain your autism
>>63550018
>can't even own up to his own ideology
>you must be under <insert totally arbitrary age here>!
Fucking libshits, man.
>>63550104
I'm not even him though but am I right? How old 20? 22?
>shills want to tell you #YOLO
This made me laugh for some reason.
>>63545896
>/r9k/ is full of scum and I detest that board.
Why do you visit it then?
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>americans base their decisions on the likelihood of getting shot
Damn it feels good to be Canadian. Like America without the mass shootings, 140 million non whites and people like us.
>>63549701
That's really only true in the US. Hopefully they can hold out atleast a couple of weeks before the next one.
>>63550148
Holy shit, OP. Just go ahead and stop before you keep embarrassing yourself. That's hilarious. Protip since you can't pick up on social cues: if you were really as alpha as you claimed, you wouldn't need to brag about it on an anonymous image board on a Friday night
>>63549701
>Helen Keller on the mic
Sounds like someone who refuses to see that the sand niggers are ruining this country
Once I'm there the only thing on my mind will be the fact that I might die and finally achieve peace that day. Which makes me feel a bit happier.
