sum up /tv/ with one (movie) image
>>63541305
Being an 18 year old virgin isn't really that rare though.
>>63541370it's the girl
Id say TDK because of the Joker
Lets break it down
>nicest guy ever, and twisted fuckin psychopath personality
>dark, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor
>has the capability to be the most powerful person but stays behind the scenes more often than not
WANNNA KNOW HOW I GOT THEES SCWARS?
>>63541395
That's even more reasonable then, girls keep their virginity longer than guys it seems.
Why would you title your movie something that's fairly normal as if it were supposed to be extraordinary?
>>63541305
Only in America
>>63541507it's porn
>>63541305
How the fuck can someone be 18 and still be a virgin?? like.. wouldn't you accidentally have had sex by then?
>>63541305
I lost mine at 17 tho
>>63541540
so are all euros raped by 18 years old?
>>63541631
Is that what happened between you and your uncle?
>>63541305
Oh man, If I still were a virgin at 18 I'd just kill myself desu.
>>63541631
>tfw nearly 19
>tfw could have lost my virginity at 16 but I fucked that up somehow
>tfw she hasn't spoken to me since
Going on a road trip for my birthday soon, there's a girl I like that's coming along. Hopefully I can turn shit around.
>>63541503
true desu senpai
>>63541370
Sorry buck-o, but your mother lied to you.
>>63542456
lmao dont worry 19 is when I lost mine
>>63541305
>>63542456
Your life sounds like an early 2000's teen comedy desu, kind of jelly.
>>63542456
why don't you just stop obsessing over millennial shit and focus on getting a job
>>63544492
lel
>>63541370
you talk like trailer trash so I suppose you lost it to your sister by then
>all this bait
>>63546185
and it wasn't even the point of the topic. gosh people are fucking insecure.
>>63544569
I got fired from it. Not exactly interested in finding a new one yet.
>>63544495
That's a good way of looking at it.
nigga im 23 and still factory sealed.
saving myself for marriage, drives the ladies nuts i tell ya.
> "ANON JUST GIVE ME YO DICK"
> n-no :^)
>>63541631
>>63541652
>>63542345
>>63542456
>>63544455
>>63545636
>>63547341
>>63547394
holy shit who fucking cares
>>63547503
>getting triggered by other losers who have yet to lose their v-card and pretend they did on 4chan
>>63547396
is this his mother?
>>63541305
>/tv/
>18
>even in high school yet
tip top kek
>>63547640
/thread
>>63548423
this
>>63541370
18 year old virgin detected.
>>63541370for you
>>63550536
>touching your wife's dick
thats pretty gay senpai
>>63546185
>iceland
wat
>>63541370
>yestarday
>40yo virgin
>today
>18 yo virgin
>tommorow
>13 yo virgin
>>63550673
muh dik
>>63546185
>implying all the womens figures arent skewed and lies
>22
>still a virgin
I fucked up badly
>>63547503
>>63546185
Who /worsethanindia/ here?
>>63541631
I'm 19 and people have told me I'm good looking but I usually never leave the house. Is it really that easy? I have no outlet to meet girls but I feel like if I did I would be able to solve my problems
>That feel when Wizard in training
I'll never let any dirty ass succubus take my mana.
21 and I haven't even held a girl's hand. I'm a 6 or 7 at best, socially retarded, possibly have Aspergers or autism, and am of low social status.
I've had a chick with a disability and several fat chicks from dating websites not want to go out with me. At this point I'm gonna just give up and wait to meet a decent girl, which is difficult in the West
>21
>feel like a virgin
>remember that I'm not
I regret ever having sex. It's overrated and I wish it was still all a mystery to me
>>63551023
Pretty much
Didn't lose my virginity until 22. A little embarrassed by it, but I don't try to hide it. I was 100x more awkward in high school, so I saved myself the embarrassment of the actual event. At 22, I was much more well-adjusted and confident.
>>63551160
Could someone pls post the pic of the guy with a leather jacket or trenchcoat and sunglasses trying to look badass and shit, i need it thx
>>63541305
>not posting the 40y old virgin movie
One job anon.
>>63550673
There's nothing wrong about a progressive society.
>>63551160
There's nothing to be embarassed about. I lost my virginity at 14 but it took me years to know that sex was more than sticking your dick in a girl and feel good about it.
>>63550842
If you really are desperate go to some trashy nightclub and don't act like a complete retard and someone will end up having sex with you. It doesn't sound like my idea of fun though.
>>63547640
>BLACKEST comedy of the year
what did they mean by this??
>>63551398
I'm not saying that you're wrong, but an awkruad 4chan regular wouldn't be able to get a girl at a trashy nightclub no matter what anyway. :P
>>63550576
>>63541370
haha, sucks to be you
This board is almost nothing but of wannabe edgy /pol/tards nowadays
>>63544492
Wow, that's an obscure movie. Can't believe anyone else has seen it.
>>63551630
>I'll just crawl headfirst into a pitch black tunnel no one has ever explored before
>what could go wrong?
>>63551630
Fuck that
>>63551697
>what could go wrong?
the picture says what could go wrong, retard
>>63541631
NORMIES
GET
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>63551773
First day?
>>63550536
>someone actually took time to draw this
>>63542456
Holy shit shut up you whiny little bitch. Your life is in no turmoil what so ever.
>>63552009
Thanks senpai I needed that
>>63551444
Kinda worth it desu senpai
it seems so apropos...
>>63546185
I heard US was 19 but I guess I shouldn't argue with wizards. They know everything about sex except how to have it.
>>63547640
>Best drive-in movie of 1992
I can't handle it.
>>63541305
>18 being used as a kek age for being a virgin
Well fuck my life.
>>63541370
yeah, it really is.
my ex laughed at me when I told her I lost my virginity at 23.
>>63541631
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>63541305
Looked up the nudes from this. Main chick has great boobs but looks 35
>>63547640
John Wayne Gacy was married, and he was a homosexual serial killer.
>>63553528
My gf was actually turned on when I told her I was a 22 year old virgin. I think it's because
A) I did track at the time so I was in good shape
B) She was a sloot back in highschool and never had a virgin (she was 20 when I was 22)
>>63553628
well aren't we special
>>63541507
>girls keep their virginity longer than guys
>>63546185
>average female
>at 15
>still a virgin
lmao
/r9k/
>>63542456
If you're who I think you are, it's not going to happen senpai
37 and still a virgin. I give up.
>>63553605
would you /tv/?
>>63554079
Fuck me...is that you Sheamus?
Anyway, the chick bailed out, so it's not gonna happen now.
>>63555653
Yep, that about sums it up
My 19 year old just lost his virgimity to a cheating whore he works with, luckily we all convinced him to get rid of her before she got a fourth simultaneous boyfriend
I on the other hand don't go to school or work so I don't see how I can have sex any time soon
>>63555776
>My 19 year old
y-your son?
>tfw 22
>tfw haven't had sex since you were16
23-year-old virgin here. I have no interest in maintaining any sort of relationship or even talking to women outside of a professional or polite relationship.
I am not shy or embarrassed when I speak to women and I'm also not asexual.
While there's other things that are wrong with me (depression), I don't think anything prohibits my losing my virginity aside from actually giving a shit.
I don't know anyone else like me. I know plenty of lonely people and they all desire companionship. I think it would be nice, but unnecessary.
I'm 29.
I have never had sex. I have never had a gf. I've never kissed a girl.
You have no idea what it is like.
>>63556022
oh but I do, anon.
>>63555896
It's his wife's son
>>63555902
This right here. Thought I was the shit, that every girl from now on would come easy. I even broke up with her.
>>63556022
Are your wizard powers kicking in yet?
>>63556393
Unless one of my powers is a spell to make my chest hurt and get angry every time I see a guy younger than me married, I don't think so.
>>63556462
21year old kv Here, at this point i would just pay for sex. Maybe ill try it sooner
>>63556022
soon
>>63556535
I hate myself so much that I literally get turned off at the thought of having sex at this point.
