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This movie makes no sense on any reasonable level.
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This movie makes no sense on any reasonable level.
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>>63540724
>Jack Black didn't want to be in the movie but ultimately sold out because he wanted the money
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXDoWyKFipg
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>i wanted to fuck fat gwyneth
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>>63540724
D R O P P E D
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>>63540724
>tail
I don't remember much from this movie, but that shit...
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>>63540922
>nazi jewish
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i haven't seen it, but
>main actor sees people for who they really are
>love interest is fat=ugly on the outside
>but he sees her as thin=pretty "on the inside"
how accurate is this
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>>63540992
Basically that, he's hypnotized or something into seeing them for real.
Fat Gwyneth was a legit good person.
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This movie trigged me because it implies that Fat People can't be beautiful.
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>>63540951
Hitler was a Rothschild

Khazar Jews are the faceless men of IRL
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>>63540724
It made no sense because Paltrow isn't attractive even when she's thin.
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>>63541048
They can't
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>>63540951
>>63541052
>>63540922
>>63540724
D R O P P E D
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>>63540903
Jack Black in top form.
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MY DICK
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>>63540724
>that burn scene
right in the feels
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It would make sense if the guy was a tall handsome fit man, not Jack Black
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>>63541110
GAY
A
Y
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>>63540724
>>63540992
>Shallow Hal sees people for who they really are
>love interest is fat/ugly on the outside, but he sees her as thin/pretty on the inside
THEN FOR NO APPARENT REASON
>friend is disabled and walks on all four limbs but is good with the ladies
>Shallow Hal doesn't see him as some stud ladies-man (who the character himself thinks he is)
>yet he sees all of the love interests friends as studly and good looking
this really stands out in a scene between the cripple and some crackheaded old woman Hal sees as young and beautiful, yet his crippled friend is sitting right next to him looking all cripply
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>>63541392
fuck you
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>>63541392
hnnnngg
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>>63541691
Need more pics of fuzzy Goop
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>>63540724
My problem with the movie is that she wasn't fat she was extremely obese, true beauty or not when she breaks your pelvis during sex or needs an oxygen tank to make it to the bathroom it's not exactly a happy ending.
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This movie was awful. "Hurrr if you're attractive you're actually a terrible human being but if you're ugly you're the kindest most genuine soul there is."
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>>63541578
This. The scenes with Costanza have this problem too because by the movie's logic Jack Black should see Costanza as a hideous troll because he's a shitty person on the inside.
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This movie didn't know what it wanted its message to be.

I get that it wanted to push a "true beauty is on the inside" sort of agenda, but it's kind of ruined with the love interest is a) morbidly and dangerously obese to the point where she absolutely SHOULD lose weight for her own fucking wellbeing, and b) the source of all the constant "tee hee look how fat she is" jokes throughout the movie that we're supposed to find whimsical and charming despite the fact that it goes against everything the movie is trying to say. Even as a kid I knew this was absolute shit.
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>>63542461
Yep, you're a great counterexample.
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