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>"Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?"
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>"Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?"

What did she mean by this??
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remember manlets
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>>63534448
He's just leaning back. The camera makes him look short.
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>>63534728
kek.. ok manlet
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>>63534751
A manlet fucked your girl didn't he?
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>>63535553
manlet spotted
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>>63534432
Aren't you a little wide to be a stormtrooper?
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>>63535580
Spotting manlets brings you back to the manlet nigger that gave your girl the bbc.
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This triggered me back in the dat tbqhf
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>>63535749
kek .. feelings hurt
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>>63535627
Underrated post
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>>63534432
She meant that Luke wasn't as tall as the other stormtroopers. He was wearing a stormtrooper uniform but she wasn't buying it.
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>>63534448
when will they learn, right?
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>>63535627

Nope. I was a perfect fit. Get over it.
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Stormtrooper are the same height because they are all clones of Jango Fett. Luke is shorter and she notices that.
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>>63534432
she meant that she is his sister
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>>63535854
dem hips
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http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

She was looking at Luke Prime yah dunce.
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>>63535893
>watching the OT
>luke appears
>its actually luke prime
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>>63534432
>tv show makes fun of the characters height
>check the actors height
>its same as mine

Every time.
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>>63535854
It must feel frustrating to always buy biggers size pants but having to cut the bottoms off for fitment.
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>>63534432
This actually comes up during the Force Awakens. Luke first appears in a Storm Trooper disguise and gets marked out for being a bit short, then proceeds to chop some niggers.
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Guise, /fit/ is here. Say hi to them.
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>>63535779
kek, thats what you are my man, when that manlet nigger railed on your girl like she was a train choo choo
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>>63535857
retcon joke.
It's just a height joke.
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>>63536171
chink manlet kek
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>>63535627
To be fair -that skinny-pipe tapering has taken over mens pants.
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>>63535857
Mark Hamill is taller then Temuera though
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>>63534432
it's a clever nod to the existence of Bigger Luke

http://biggerluke.wikidot.com
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Stormtroopers meet a rigorous standard of muscularity and virility. See Boyega, the prime example of the manliest meat the world has ever seen.
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>>63536217
that is indeed what you are, my man
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>>63534432
He was on a lower ground, so he looked shorter than average. If you look closely she's sitting on a platform, or a higher ground.
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>>63535857
Storm troopers aren't clone troopers. Clones died out due to.rapid aging. Storms are regular jackoffs joining a cause.
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Short nigga but my dick long
Who the jiggy nigga with da gold links
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>>63535627
wtf why is he pear-shaped?
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>>63534432
he pulled his dick out and she had been being raped by well-hung stormtroopers the whole time
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>>63535627
>His hips don't lie
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>What did she mean by this?

She was expecting a big guy, clearly.
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>>63534432
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