I didn't see one, so, 3x3 favorite films/movies thread?
>>63530068
hola reddit.
>>63530094
Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Right?
>>63530138
I'm afraid so. I don't even see The Martian or Scott Pilgrim in there. Sorry man you messed up, fucking pleb
>>63530165
Oh, okay, real funny anon. I see what's you're doing.
Let's see your 3x3 list.
>>63530138
You know those professors in undergrad who still require you to go around listing your name and favorite movie and shit? These films are what most of /tv/ would use for that instance, but they're not their actual favorites. Saying Winter Light will get nothing but weird looks for the person, whereas saying The Seventh Seal will get the hipster girl struggling for a second time to get through the first half of a Bolano novel to look up at you.
Most have one or two "big" critically recognized films (like all of those) they would include, but to see them /all/ of that genus really fucking screams newfag, reddit, you know.
It follows
Breaking bad
Dear white people
Scott pilgrim
Inside out
Pulp fiction
Sw7
Dark knight
Undertale
>>63530435
hello reddit
>>63530401
Oh, I see. I don't watch a lot of lesser known films, but every now and then I watch a foreign film.
I'd always thought that when using "reddit", it was meant for someone who posts a movie that had recently become popular on reddit. Something like Mad Max, or the Martian, or Interstellar. Something that is very accessible to a very large audience.
>>63530068
0/9
>>63530500
Thanks.
Could you list the names of your movies? Are any of them English?
>>63530520
>Are any of them English?
Why do you care where they're made...
>>63530535
Just wondering on the audio, don't care where they're made. But I can't understand anything other than English and Arabic.
>>63530480
Troll'd :P
>>63530550
that's what subtitles are for
and no none of them are english
>>63530553
hahahahaha xD upvoted my friend
>>63530500
name of the movies?
>>63530771
you realize your name field has been the same this entire time?
>>63530797
Yes, and? I want to know the name of the movies.
>>63530811
it's ok you can admit you meant to put that in the subject field, redditbro
>inb4 pleb
I've watched a lot of cinéma and films, and I did not find anything worth redeeming in all those foreign films and pretentious gangster, or double-crossing, or films like that. They showed what the character did and just ended. There was nothing to be learnt, nothing to be retained.
Hence I like these films. These films hold meaning after watching them, other than "hey, I watched that film" and then trying to appropriate what the hell the filmmaker meant and why he would put it in such a complicated, muddled manner. These films are rather simple, and convey their point effectively with minimal distractions and/or unneeded obstructions.
>>63530845
Oh shit, you're right. Whoops. Yeah, it was supposed to go in the subject field.
Didn't even realize there was text in the name field while posting.
>>63530874
Reported for underage
>>63530874
You're a plebeian and most likely underage, please leave.
>>63530899
>>63530887
kek
not underage
>>63530918
Prove it.
>>63530927
how?
>>63530874
>I've watched a lot of cinéma and films
No, you didn't
>>63530939
Name one film that released before 1877.
>Pro-tip: You can't.
>>63530500
>ITT: Pleb general.
>>63530970
Eadweard Muybridge's The Kiss
>>63530976
who are you quoting
>>63530970
And why would films that old matter?
>>63530993
is not me
check my 33's
>>63531028
Because I can guarantee that you've never seen a movie that released before the 60s.
more or less still accurate
fuck you I liked them
the post
>>63531034
>>63531046
Nice double-back. And why would any film that fails to convey its point properly matter? I can not relate to people and situations described in films released in the 60s as well as I can to those that have released in the last decade ot two.
>>63531066
What's the middle and top right?
>>63531034
>page number is not dubs
fail
change it to 88
>>63531028
>is not me
damn ur stupid i was trying to help u
>>63531053
titles? I only know The Ascent, it's god-tier
>>63531085
middle
>A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
top right
>Army of Darkness (1992)
>>63530845
so are you gonna name the films or are you gonna keep dodging the question like a massive faggot?
>>63531112
bot centre: Dogtooth
>>63531112
It certainly is. the other films are
Upstream Color
The War Zone
Lilya 4-ever
Ivans Childhood
Spirit of the Beehive
Black Moon
Dogtooth
Better Things
>>63531066
7/10
>>63531134
Yeah, I'm starting to think he doesn't even know what the movies are. The file name is also the one 4chan generates, so it's probably not his image.
>>63531134
Tabu / The Marriage Circle / Jealousy
Crimson Gold / No Home Movie / Trashhumpers
Red River / Yves Saint Laurent / Stagecoach
hope that helps!
>>63531187
>post is now 87
poetic
>>63530068
Guardians of the Galaxy/On Golden Pond/Where's Poppa?
Mc Bain/Ishtar/Seventh Seal
Quo Vadis/UHF/Navy Seals
>>63531193
>i can't recognize entry level movies because im a reddit pleb so that means no one else can either
good1
>>63531326
>Capeshit
>Marvel Capeshit
>anything other than IM1 or CA:WS
pleb
bet you liked the movie because of the soundtrack nostalgia, because the plot was shit
>>63531354
I don't think you know what "entry level" means.
>>63531428
>top 20 on s&s poll
>not entry level
hello reddit
>>63531355
I did, but I feel On Golden Pond redeems it.
>>63531469
What the hell is s&s?
And why do you keep trying to insult me by saying reddit?
>>63531326
>that list
Da fuq?
>>63531506
>What the hell is s&s?
yikes no wonder you have no idea what constitutes entry level. you're still at the capeshit level.
>>63531527
Instead of constantly insulting me, why don't you stop being a cunt and actually tell me what half the shit you're saying is.
Those movies you listed are most definitely not entry level, and you know it.
>>63531573
top and bottom right?!
>>63531556
>Instead of constantly insulting me, why don't you stop being a cunt and actually tell me what half the shit you're saying is.
because that only encourages more dumb reddit plebs like yourself to come here and throw shit on the wall and scream NYEAHEA GUYS PLEASE SPOONFEED ME ON HOW TO WATCH MOVIES. I'VE NEVER SO MUCH AS WATCHED A MOVIE FROM BEFORE THE YEAR 1990 BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IS AND ISN'T ENTRY LEVEL
>>63531556
it's sight and sound, a publication that also do top film lists.
>>63531531
Middle left and top right?
>>63531606
Top right is Eureka. Bottom right is Throw away your books, rally in the streets.
I havent watched 9 movies
>>63531611
Well, if you look at the OP you'll see that 8/9 of the movies I've listed are from before the year 1990, so stop assuming that you know what I have and have not watched., and instead start being helpful like other people on here are.
>>63531646
Thank you.
ITT: Newfags
50 rec lists here
>>63504828
>>63531658
>Well, if you look at the OP you'll see that 8/9 of the movies
those aren't movies they're flicks you dumbfuck redditer
>PLEASE SPOOOONFEEEEED MEEEEEEE
>>63531670
Dumb patrickposter
>>63531685
>hose aren't movies they're flicks
Nice meme, faggot.
>>63531699
>>63531704
holy shit, first day on 4chan and you've already mastered the name field and greentexting!
>>63531053
>Dogtooth
absolutely disgusting
>>63531611
Faglord. Go back to reddit
>>63531792
no you
>>63531527
how fucking far up your own ass are you
>>63531722
checked
ITT: /tv/ shows its true colors
>mfw I see they're all plebs
>>63531648
Not that guyt but top right is Tenebrae, is think middle left is Confessions.
>>63531657
you're not missing out on anything
>>63530639
Fuck off. I was being ironic
>>63532449
how it is top left? I've been meaning to watch it for a long time
>>63532527
The Travelling Players
Hope you have a lot of free time today because it's about 4 hours long. So worth it though.
>>63532121
>Bitching instead of posting your taste
Coward
I cannot into cropping
>>63532766
middle right and bottom right?
>>63532790
In the Mood for Love, Floating Clouds
>>63532766
>being this new
Welcome to reddit
https://bighugelabs.com/mosaic.php
>>63533643
What's the middle right? I feel like I know that actor from somewhere, but I can't seem to remember.
>>63533643
titles?
>>63533643
yep I recognize all of those
>>63534075
patricians only
>>63532193
correct
You're all a bunch of assholes, btw.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Three Colors: Blue
Persona
The Red Shoes
Like Someone in Love
Blue Velvet
Rob Zombie's Halloween
The Celebration
The Others
>>63531133
>Space Jam
Is a joke nigger?
>>63535458
>Blue
>Persona
>Zombie's halloween
>The others
and you're a fucking retard
>>63530068
7
>>63530874
5
>>63531066
5
>>63531531
5
>>63532028
6
>>63532766
3
Take a 4x4
>>63536097
I like the setting/time period of your movies anon.
>>63532520
top middle souce?
>>63532520
seriously?
this
Impossible to do as there are just 7 fast and furious flicks...
>>63536283
La Haine pleb...
>>63536588
>"le" anything
kill yourself
>>63536990
Movie in the central square?
>>63538302
girl with the dragon tattoo
>>63538384
Oh right, I didn't recognize it
>>63530068
rate
>>63539114
apart from stalker, what are the other films?
>>63539195
which one? all eight?
>>63539195
yes
time to do another one of these
>>63539377
top middle?
>>63531053
good shit lad
>>63531066
never stop being you
>>63531133
good
>>63531531
good
>>63532028
branch out a little
>>63532520
GOOD
>>63532766
use the mosaic generator for your good taste son
>>63539420
Ivan's Childhood. it's in this thread multiple times, that's a strong recommendation imo senpai
the hell is going on here?
>>63539493
Top right?
>>63539554
Shame
>>63539554
Shame
>>63539195
>>63539363
1. Stalker
2. Rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead
3. Naked
4. Blue spring
5. Solaris
6. I.D.
7. 5 element
8. Zero dark thirty
9. Identity
>>63539676
bottom right?
>>63539796
night of the living dead
>>63539493
dude stop weed
>>63539377
i've seen it, didn't recognized it, it's really good indeed
>>63539195
thx
>>63539377
why child so overrated?
>>63539628
>>63539627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDSqODtEFM
Yes I'm 18.
>>63540179
it shows
>>63540211
I know, right?
Please go easy on me.
>>63540179
names?
>>63540249
Top: It's Such A Beautiful Day, Ed Wood, Princess Kaguya
Middle: Under Great White Northern Lights, Metropolis, Dear Zachary
Bottom: Elephant Man, White God, Mary & Max
>>63540179
thx
>>63540233
Mainstream quality appreciator, there's nothing wrong with your choices
>>63530874
You could've skipped writing all that text if you just wanted to admit you're pleb and proud
Nothing wrong with that anon, just own up to it instead of going 'I-I'm not pleb, you guys are just pretentious / contrarian to be cool and just hate stuff for being popular'. It makes you look pathetic and insecure.
>>63540233
How to train your dragon is shit but the rest is ok.
I'm surprised King Kong is there though.
Nothin' personnel.
>>63533946
The actor is Uri Gavriel
>>63542259
what's middle?
semipleb reporting in
>>63540866
That would've been wrong, because the definition of "pleb" you guys use is wrong. You do not judge movies on what they show, but rather on mostly their technical aspect and how much the maker the twist its plot to make it incomprehensible and more "engaging". I think that's stupid.
Not pathetic and insecure, just trying to decrease the amount of questions I'd have to answer by stating my reasons first.
>>63540925
King Kong is a masterpiece. Best pre-50s movie.
>>63539377
updated for the end of 2015
>>63542827
Looks like The Prestige.
ITT: poor taste
>>63542259
Middle right?
>>63545309
Middle left, bottom middle and bottom right are genuinely bad. The rest are just memes.
>>63545409
top middle?
>>63545351
>Bottom middle
get the fuck back to reddit already
>>63530874
Lonely no gf faggot detected
>>63545461
un prophete
>>63545246
Boogie nights
>>63545024
bottom right?
>>63545527
Don't cry
>>63545719
barry lyndon
>>63530068
3/4
>>63530874
1/2
>>63531053
2/2
>>63531133
3/4
>>63531531
2/3
>>63531573
2/2
>>63532449
4/4
>>63532520
3/3
>>63536097
2/2
>>63539377
6/7
>>63539493
3/4
>>63542259
2/3
>>63543265
3/3
>>63545024
4/4
>>63545409
3/4
>>63546376
bottom left?
I don't want to spend half an hour making a grid that someone will just reply with "1/10 phf" so someone please make one for me here's a cute picture of Isabelle Adjani and a dog here are my favorite films thanks The Mirror Valley of the Bees The Tree of Life The Color of Pomegranates The Ascent Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets Prospero's Books Ordet Sans Soleil thanks again bye
>>63545024
Bottom left?
>>63545409
Middle right?
>>63548203
You've never seen There Will Be Blood?
The other one is Contempt by Godard
>>63548445
>You've never seen There Will Be Blood?
Nope
>>63548818
I'm going to take a shit soon and I hope that when I plop a big turd somehow a portal appears in the drop area of my toilet bowl that connects directly to inside your mouth.
>>63548912
You don't need that, reading /tv/ posts is enough.
>>63548933
What, you lick the computer screen? Fuck outta here, kiddo Your "jokes" don't even hold up to the most obvious of scrutiny.
>>63531659
Bumping this, tons of good recommendations here
>>63532520
Names of all nine?
>>63546376
middle?
>>63549168
Ran, La Haine, Once Upon a Time in the West, Satantango for the first four
Don't recognize/remember/know the rest.
>>63546376
>>63549168
>>63549289
Middle right: The Fall (2006)
>>63549168
bottom right is Children of Men
in no particular order
>>63531066
Whats the lower left one?
>>63549887
District 9 I think?
it's been a while
Thoughts?
>>63532499
you're so smart.. what makes you think he wasnt being ironic towards you as well shit-for-brains?
>>63549927
Meme taste
>>63531354
You're trying really hard to impress us anon; its pretty pathetic.
>>63549927
>scream
It mystifies me how that franchise became so popular. Might be the laziest franchise of all time.
>>63532028
>Tokyo Drift
Confirmed for Ascended God-Tier Taste
Bumping with Hitler in the hopes that I can meet more fellow Tokyo Drifters
>>63549197
2/2
>>63549443
1/3
>>63549835
2/4
I had never done a grid before because i dont think i can choose my favorite films well since nothing i've seen struck me as being in my top list. I limit to analyse in the moment, get an idea of the movie in question and when im reminded of it, i think of the previously thought opnions formed after watching.
>tl;dr im an indecisive shit so these are just movie i remembered that i like
>>63552469
0/4 tbqh
>>63551210
I'm the same way, only way more pleb.
Coming in rather late
>>63553507
hehehe you posted it again
Alright, what's the verdict? How pleb am I?
>>63530068
I never trust people who love the original Godzilla but show no love to the sequels.
>>63549197
top right and top left?
>>63550199
nice reddit meme
>>63530500
These all look cool, give me the names.
>>63552469
>The Rundown
>>63553846
I love a lot of the sequels too, anon, but first one is something special.
>>63542271
Shit, that's it. I know him from The Dark Knight Rises, the guy from the underground prison.
Thanks anon.
>>63533643
all those are from dark knight rises aren't they..?
>>63530874
Don't bother man, this board is absolute crap. Just come for the shitposting.
>>63556153
such a bad taste desu
>>63556216
fucking kek, you're right.
>inb4 reddit
>inb4 not patrician enough
>>63557951
>Day of the Dead
You're alright.
>>63531077
>baiting this hard
>>63540179
Some good picks here though
>>63557951
Reddit and not patrician enough.6/6. Don't know 5, 6 and 9[/spoilr]
>>63558827
Jacob's Ladder, Metropolis and The Dead Zone.
>>63551210
Good to see some Brazil love
