in 23 minutes, will netflix finally have a utterly terrible show?
did you miss jessica jones?
>>63528265
>implying this wont be the room 2.0
>>63528265
But it's not a show, it's a movie
>>63528265
Daredevil already came out.
>>63528325
Goddammit Terry crews, learn to fucking say no
I can't hate anything that gives the Fat Guy from Lost a job. He's too nice
can it even be called a parody to a movie when the movie its parodying isnt even out yet
>>63528317
That was just so boring. All just wining and someone looking far too concerned and sad; like she put the dogs down at the vet all day, and we only just see her in her off time.
My sister's boyfriend says this is his most anticipated show. I can't put into words how much I despise him.
>>63528317
Legit one of the worse things I've ever sat through.
And it was SJW propaganda too, not even /pol/ here
Schneider said no to Grown Ups 2 but yes to this?
God.
>>63528265
That's the role Taylor Lautner was born to play.
Dude looks like a less attractive Elliot Rodger for god's sake.
>>63528265
>Jorge
My tocayo. Yea it'll be bad.
>>63528374
This better be bait.
How did luke wilson end up in this
>Rob Schneider
>2 hours long
Fuck
>>63528565
is that you, Elliot?
>>63528706
>he doesn't like Sharkboy
>>63528584
its important to have integrity in your work, m8
>>63528265
Ridiculous 6
Magnificent 7
Hateful 8
the real question is what happened in the first five movies?
>>63529172
>he hasn't heard of the fantastic four
>>63529172
>what is the soloist
>>63528801
Getting paid in barley tea for indie flicks just wasn't cutting it anymore
>>63529172
> fast 5
> fantastic 4
>>63529201
or fast five
>>63529245
there's also Five Man Army which is more on topic, stars that big bearded dude from those spanish westerns, bud spencer or something
>>63529393
more on topic but the name doesn't quite work right
>>63528265
>Parody of a movie that isn't even out yet
Fuck all of you guys I thought this looked fun.
>b-but adam sandler
Zip it kid.
>>63530060
Tiny hook = tiny brain
>>63528265
Every single one is a JUST actor. God I hope they get Fraser on board, I would watch the shit out of that show.
>>63530133
Terry crews is fine, he's on that cop show
>>63530133
>Just Fuck My 6 Up
Also check my 6
>>63530133
I'd totally watch a show called "JUST" starring Brendan Fraser.
>>63530229
It would be a sitcom where horrible shit happens to Brendan and there's a laugh track each time.
>Brendan gets a call while living in his shitty apartment
>accidentally spills his hot ramen all over himself, screams
>*crowd laughs and applauds*
>owes $140,000 in alimony because he missed the last two months of payments
>*crowd slightly chuckling*
>Brendan runs his hands through his hair, clumps of hair come back with him
>*crowd laughs louder this time*
>government agent knocks at the door, Brendan gets it
>*crowd applauds, this character visits a lot*
>"sir we're here to repossess your fridge and bed, since you couldn't pay alimony we need to take some of your belongings"
>not again, Brendan thinks
>starts crying hysterically
>*crowd erupts in laughter*
>he sprints and leaps out the window, he's on the 5th story
>hits the pavement, both legs and back are broken but he's still alive
>many other fractures
>*crowd applauds*
>later, cut to him in hospital
>full body cast
>gets the bill
>$600,000
>looks straight at the camera
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP he shouts and mumbles through tears
>*crowd roars with laugher and applause*
>credits roll
Just putting it out there, sandler might have been the best option for Netflix to experiment with producing films.
He's works cheap and his name still has some level of draw. A good combo for your first feature length project. Hopefully Netflix will learn their lessons and eventually make something good.
>>63528265
Eh, I thought the trailer looked perfectly okay.
>>63528265
DUDE REDDIT LMAO
>>63529172
>>63529201
>>63529240
Soloist
Odd Couple
3 Musketeers
Fantastic Four
Fast Five
Ridiculous 6
Magnificent 7
Hateful 8
Plan 9
Ben 10
>>63528265
Looks better than Fartatino's The Inlgorious 8 to be quite honest family and this is coming from someone who can't stand Adam Sandler
>>63530397
This
>>63528374
That's the future of comedy anon
>>63530504
Ocean's 11
The Dirty Dozen
It just keeps going
>>63530785
13 Ghosts
>>63530541
Stop enabling his retardation
>>63530504
One Flew Over the Kekoo's Nest
>>63530849
>14 Blades
>15 Minutes
>16 Blocks
>17 Again
>Apollo 18
>>63530915
K-19 the Widowmaker
2012
21 grams
>>63530915
19. 1984
...
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84. 1984
3spooky5me
>>63530945
22 Jump Street
The Number 23
Twenty-Four Eyes
25th Hour
26 Years
The 27th Day
28 Days Later
29… and still a Virgin
Fabulous 30
31
32 December Love Error
The 33
Mad Bull 34
35 Cows and a Kalashnikov
>>63530504
>yfw these films all take place in the same cinematic universe
>>63528265
On one hand, Terry Crews, on the other hand, everyone else in this movie.
>>63530504
>>63530785
>>63530915
>>63530945
>>63531117
I'm actually impressed.I impress easily.
i thought norm mcdonald was suppposed to be in this
>>63532013
I bet he plays Colonel Sanders ancestor
>>63532013
He's got a blink and you miss it cameo.
>>63532036
His character does look a bit like the Colonel.
Who watching right now?
>>63532097
Just finished it. I liked it a lot. That first 20 minutes is absolute balls but surprisingly it picks up as soon as Rob Schneider shows up.
>>63532130
First five minutes have lived up to expectations. It's horrible.
>ninja sandler
It blows, funniest thing was in the first couple minutes when all the bad guys showed up in eyepatches
>>63532151
I felt the exact same way, the first 20 minutes are a cringey cheesefest but once the others start showing up then I guarantee you'll get at least a few legitimate belly laughs.
