>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW literally shitting their pants in fear because they think its a strong possibility they will get shot and killed while watching TFA in theaters
Think about how many people there REALLY are in the world, how many places there are, how many theaters, and how FEW people want to actually cause anyone harm. Statistically speaking (the odds are approximately 3,720 to 1) you will never ever ever come anywhere close to being involved in one of those incidents, much less DIRECTLY involved. Quit giving in to fear like the news and politicians want you to. You're fine. You're safe. Use your brain and quit being scared of your own damn shadow. Turn off the fucking television and go get a dose of reality.
Don't miss out experiencing the film of the decade on the big screen over some pussy "MOM I'M SCARED" shit. Buy your tickets, go to the cinema, get your snacks, find your seat, and chill the fuck out.
>>63527575
Reverse psychology?
Sounds like you really want us there, almost like you have a network of associates ready to carry out multiple mass shootings. And I was already paranoid af for the midnight release.
Fuck you, OP.
But daddy Barack says that scary salt weapons will kill us all. He wouldn't be allowed to say something that isn't true.
I live in Lewiston, Idaho and we have little to no niggers here (I've seen maybe 4 in the last 8 years) so I'm not worried at all.But there's always that 0.3%
>>63527640
>we have little to no niggers
Sorry to burst your bubble but white people shoot up theaters
don't go opening night
>>63527575
Been like 2 movie theater shootings and people lose their mind.
>>63527640
>being this fucking autistic
When was the last time you heard a nigger carrying out a mass shooting on TV? NEVER! It doesn't happen, because they're all shooting each other in the ghetto. It's the middle class white boys with social problems shooting everyone up for no fucking reason, idiot. Lewiston Idaho sounds like the type of place this shit would happen in.
better yet, i'll conceal carry while im there and be a hero when james holmes strikes back
>>63527662
So you're saying there's a chance? Red square shows where our theater is located.
>>63527640
You're retarded. Being afraid of black people going on a mass murder spree in a movie theater is like expecting to be eaten by a shark in Nevada. In the ghetto, 100%, but movie theater nah.
>>63527629
alright if you're literally so scared now give me your midnight premiere tickets and I'll scalp them online for a profit
>>63527767
He'll just put you and your loved ones down first, you stupid cucK
>seeing the shit awakens
they deserve to be shot
>>63527575
This post is sponsored by Duracell
>ban all middle eastern looking people from building
>all white males have to go thru a metal detector
problem solved.
>>63527640
Yeah, Aurora was the crime capital of the midwest, it was so damn obvious in hindsight.
>>63527823
No more than arthouse fags.
>>63527575
Especially considering it will remain in theaters well into January. Just wait a week to see it.
>>63527803
>friend made the arrangements
>has all the tickets
>seriously so fucking paranoid strongly considering ditching friends and going to a smaller theater with a qt
w2c qt?
im hoping it happens
I visited Murrica 3 years ago
The Hobbit was showing so I went and watched it with some bros.
When suddenly someone opened the Emergency Door from outside and every burger in the theater almost shat themselves.
It was fun desu
>>63527752
You don't hear about it because they don't talk about it on the news.
>>63528085
You do hear about it on the news but it's always local. It happens three or four times a year in Philly but it's always one or two people shot, usually bystanders, and nobody killed. And it's always a nigger moment like getting soda spilled on somebody's new Jordans.
>>63527961
if your story is true, when a emergency door opens a alarm goes off, generally signaling a fire, adn that its time to leave, so i think people being a tad frightened that the alarm went off would be understandable
>>63528253
Oh makes sense then. We don't have those alarms in my country.
>>63527575
> go to america
> go to school
> get shot
> go to the theaters
> get shot
> go to a marathon
> get bombed
> go to a military base
> still get shot
fucking americans what's wrong with you?
>>63528309
This is why /tv/ needs flags. Every shithole feels free to talk shit when we can't call them out on their problems.
>>63528339
>needs flags to point to deflect how bad his country is
fucking amerikeks lol, can't handle the bantz
>>63528339
Chances are they are Brits or Aussies so just start there. In this case probably Aussie.
>tfw work at a theater
fuck you guys I won't even try to help you
>>63527575
>relax bros
>at opening simultaneous shooting in different places are perpetuated by angry white supremacist, isis, angry nigger and a random butthurt shut-in who stole mom's gun
lol
>>63527575
>unironically living in burgermassshootingfatland
Wait, people ACTUALLY do this? Holy shit! I thought it was just a meme!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>63527575
>not just waiting for the screener
loving
every
laff
>>63528480
>doesn't daydream about saving everyone during a terrorist attack
>>63528544
>watching sub-DVD quality trash
>be American
>get shot
>be Euro
>get raped and or snackbard
LITERALLY THE PROBLEMS OF A WAR TORN AFRICAN COUNTRY
>>63527575
>experience of smelling farts and listening to niggers talking on phone at best and getting shot at worst
>sure but still gibe us your money goyim
>>63528277
....what do you do in case of a fire?
>>63528544
>watching Star Wars, a movie renowned for it's sound quality and score, at home
Pleb when it comes to sound enjoyment TO BE HONEST
Guys if I get the recording of gun shooting into theater and start playing it loudly with my phone to cause panic can they put me into jail, especially if someone dies in stampede?
>>63528586
If the fire is detected in time a person in charge of fire safety hands out protective blankets to wrap up in and then we follow in a line to a exit.
>>63528592
>implying my sound system and HT setup doesn't obliterate theaters
How's that OLED display going? Oh that's right, you'll be watching EP7 on a fucking shitty projector. How embarrassing.
>>63528556
Theaters are liable if they try to help desu
The workers are told to fend for themselves and not be shot
>>63528621
No bro you're totally good. It's just a prank after all.
>>63528592
>>63527575
The shilling is real
>>63528657
this
all you have to say is "It's just a prank, bro" and you are protected under prank law
>>63528682
>>63528657
>>63527575
>not denying that a theater shooting could take place
>still saying people should go because "what are the chances it's you?"
why do you care if people see a space toy commercial on opening day
>>63527575
Whatever you say, Mohammed. I'm not falling for it
>>63527575
Miraculously I was able to get midnight tickets.
Now I'm absolutely not a pussy by any means, but if I see one fucking Muslim at the theater I'm leaving.
>>63528657
lets just say I put macinegun sound from raven shield to play when someone texts to me to prank my friends, then I forgot about it until someone accidetally texted to me when I was in theater
>>63527575
>Implying that my autism will allow me to be around that many people at once in the first place.
>>63528829
just shoot those peoples and you will be left alone in theater to enjoy the movie
think they'll kick me out if I come in like this?
>>63528710
OP here. i was just seeing so many posts about people being scared to go to the theatre so i made this thread to try & comfort them but people are just shitposting & calling me a marketing shill so fuck it, they can stay at home and enjoy their bootleg camrip and a life of utter fear and delusion instilled in them by the media
>>63528817
Then you shouldn't have written about it on here because no doubt if this happens a dozen idiots will remember you posted it here and the FBI will have all the evidence they need to nail your ass for intent.
kek .. Watch op be the first person to get blown up/shot .. it's gonna happen
I am shitting myself with wear but it's not about getting shot, it's because I'm afraid that the movie will be mediocre.
>>63528874
no masks or weapons are allowed, they are expecting some habbenings
>>63528882
I'm not living in murrica so fbi doesnt concern me. I just want to share the joys of american lifestyle.
you best start believing in shill threads
your in one
>>63528874
of course, after the paris attack they'll be pretty aware of sand people
There is no point to watch this movie anyways so why are you worried.
>>63528963
I'd say there is no point to watch movies at all in 2015. Modern movies are like videogames, but with cutscenes only but without any gameplay.
>>63529022
>Modern movies are like videogames, but with cutscenes only but without any gameplay.
Get the fuck out of here /v/.
>>63529110
/v/ hates games
>>63527961
The only thing about fire alarms in a theater that's kind of freaky is that they generally shut off the projector automatically (because projector bulbs are classically one of the major sources of fires) but the house lights don't come on and the audio doesn't stop playing. So suddenly you're in a pitch black room with 400 people and there's loud noises and you know you're supposed to be leaving but it's not entirely clear where or how.
>>63528339
U mad bro?
>>63528339
You know, the shitposting would only increase
>Implying you're white
>>63528339
moot did a /qa/ thread and I suggested flags on some boards and he just responded with lol. He was right, btw.
>>63527629
>Reverse psychology
OP here again. not at all bro. you should stop being so cynical
i just copied and pasted this stuff from the comment responses of a Reddit thread I made a few days ago. The 1st greentext and last paragraph was the only thing I came up with myself but that second paragraph was from Reddit.
I was scared and paranoid just like you are but reading their comments on Reddit helped me chill out. I've been seeing a bunch of people on /tv/ express their concerns so I thought copying the stuff I read on Reddit & pasting it on /tv/ would help comfort you guys. Yeah yeah I know Reddit is lame and all but lets be real we all could use some calming down
heres the entire thread I copied and pasted from, they legitimately make some good points that will calm you down if you're freaking out https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/3vr2ih/with_the_force_awakens_drawing_closer_and_closer/
>>63527575
Never tell me the odds!im still seeing it
>>63527575
>Don't miss out experiencing the film of the decade on the big screen
This is what some people actually believe
>>63529776
Literally reddit: the post
>>63527795
>16 (100) is safest
You better wear the kevlar senpai
>>63527575
>3720 to 1
those odds are extremely high, wrong, and speak volumes about your intelligence/age
>>63528253
those doors at the front of the theater arent emergency doors, they're just exit doors you can use to get to the outside parking lot faster. they were made in case of fires, but they don't set off alarms.
>>63530902
Kevlar will only make your ribs crack and pierce your lungs if you get shot with anything larger than .22, so you will live to get chopped at hospital and still die then. You need rigid body armor with ceramic inserts to shrug off fire.
>>63527629
I keep hearing people talk about midnight release; you have to wait till midnight on Thursday? Where I am in Houston the first show is 7pm Thursday all the way up to 5:30am. No one else have 7pm showings?
>>63531091
more spare ambulances at midnight anon
>>63530961
I heard they only stop hand guns and not long guns. Rifle ammo are bigger and pointier. AR-15's go through cars a bit and AK-47's go through cars like they are not there.
>>63531146
>long guns
>>63531146
no ceramic plates are bretty good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb-ClokH0ks
perfect choice for going to movies
do people really expect a theater shooting? what?
>>63531213
I expect multiple ones
Isis, autists with mom's gun, looneys raging about new laser swords, etc
>>63531252
im praying really hard it doesn't happen, but im very worried, i actually have had dreams about it.
and im not even going, which is the weird thing, i dont like theater chatter and love my couch and food.
i really hope everyone stays safe.
/fag
>>63531213
Yes.The movie is sold out opening day practically everywhere and it's really a big part of American culture love it or hate it. It is the perfect target for terrorism. I imagine they will us bombs. I'm torrenting this shit family.
>>63531329
>not just seeing it like a week after it comes out
cmon pham..................
>>63527575
>Disney: "P-Please see our movie! No one is going to attack you! We Promise! Now go! & Don't forget to buy our new Star Wars Limited Edition 3D glasses you walking wallets!"
>>63527575
I have better odds of being killed in one of those incidences than winning the lottery.
Star Wars isn't worth the risk
>There are people right now that live in Americlapaburgerstan Gunnsylvania
O IM LAFFIN!
>>63527575
ISIS SHILL
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63531351
The theaters are still going to be crowded with ma children watching it for the 12th time. Really an attack could take place anytime between the 18th and 31st. I was never going to pay to see it tbqh
>>63531321
Literally nothing wrong with shooting capeshit audience. If we destroy modern movies we can get our cinema back bros
>>63531213
Regardless what you think of SW old & new. This is statistically the highest grossing opening in cinema history as much as it disgusts me to admit. The Perfect time to commit a terrorist act with a bunch of head counts rather you work with ISIS or just a lonely nerd with a manifesto mad because a girl didn't touch you.
>>63531351
>full cinema
>surrounded by plebs
>people talking
>children crying
>fat fucks unable to eat quietly
>whooping
>clapping when the credits roll
FUCKING TRIGGERED
you know the theaters will be secured right? They're banning masks and gun replicas in that shit.
>>63531532
>cause no one can hide guns
ISIS please
>>63531555
This. You don't know shit how ISIS works. Each dude can hide a piece of a gun up their ass.
>>63527575
what is ISIS has a plot to hit many theatres at once?
>tfw your theatre announced yesterday that it will be a Gun-Free Zone for 3 weeks starting with the launch of the force awakens
>>63527575
If fucking BANE was worth shooting up you can bet your ass Star Wars is worth bombing.
>>63531660
>Gun-Free Zone
So no one will shoot back. Good.
>>63531660
>what are suicide vests
Seriously blow one of those in a queue. It's just that fucking easy.
>>63531570
Do you think their shitskin god will forgive them for shoving explosives up their arse?
hi bill hicks
>be American
>go to the cinema/kindergarten/church/high school/wal mart
>get shot
Every time.
>>63531660
>Oh Cheese it! A no gun sign! Guess I can't shoot up this school!
wasn't 3720 to 1 the risk of piloting through an asteroid field?
still, if that's how many theaters are doing a domestic release it's a bit spooky.
ya know, because han solo did pilot through the asteroid field
i suspect the redditor that crafted the post just pulled the figure out his arse, all will be well, i hope.
>>63531705
This. Why get in actual theater when you can fire at queue. You can even bring rifle instead of stupid handgun and try to escape for added lolz. "Perpetuator is at large"
>>63531732
It is ok not to cover up women if they are to be used as bombers.
>>63531757
>Ahmed wait!
>the no gun sign, we must not take our guns here
>foiled again by the infidels and their signs
>>63531732
this ain't about their god anymore. They pretty much do whatever their chain tells them to.
>>63531200
Thought it was the proper term. When you buy a gun they got to tell the government if its a hand
gun or long gun.
>>63531785
>Drive a bomb filled truck into a theatre
ISIS have no creativity
>>63531213
Im expecting two lulz. Kek Kek Abrams new there would be a Star Wars shooting if he put a monkey in the starring role and did it anyway.
>>63531814
Please tell me you're not an American
>>63531966
Not him but it's a legitimate term in legislation, much like "assault weapon" means nothing except in legislation
Everyone and their dog keeps saying a terrorist attack will happen on the 18th. I keep telling you faggots that there will be no happening!
This fear is probably why they've been pre-selling so much
>>63531705
Why bother with that?
Just drive-by the queues, hit multiple theaters in a city.
>>63527575
This is excatly what a murrican shooter would say before the movie.
>tfw you live in a country where the idea of getting shot at a cinema or school is unthinkable
Feels good man
>>63532439
I'm sure that's exactly how the French at that concert felt
>>63531384
For real Im going to the biggest theatre in my big city and first showing. Isis might get me.
>>63531966
yup Texan
Got an M4 what the US military uses and a Russian made with Russian wood as real as you can get AK-47, WWII Colt 45, Glock 19.
>u mad?
>>63527575
>the odds are 3720 to 1
there's more than 3720 people who are gonna watch it though, so for every exponential power added, the chances of me getting shot are doubled...
>>63527575
>burgerclaps can't go and see their horrible hack films because they are worried they will be mass executed
what a weird fucking country
>>63532465
>Rest of the world
>Once every couple of years there is a terrorist attack
>USA
>Mass shooting on average more than once every day
>Every single day
>every
>single
>day
There's other countries where people have easy access to guns and this doesn't happen, so it's obviously not a gun control issue, it's something profoundly wrong with the American psyche.
You people are screwed up and your country is a collapsing mess, for fuck's sake sort it out
>>63532860
It's something wrong with American coons most of the time, they make up the vast majority of mass shootings based on someone wearing a different coloured shirt. Granted I've never met a more paranoid and neurotic white person in all my life then American tourists
Just wait a few weeks. No one is going to go snackbar a movie 3 weeks past its opening day.
>>63527640
>we have little to no niggers here
List of theater shootings by black men:
>>63528309
They think background checks and mental health checks on gun buyers are unacceptable. So they hand guns to loonies and act surprised when the obvious outcome happens.
>>63528339
>/tv/ needs flags so I can strawman someones elses country for pointing out systemic problems with mine
Americans
>getting shot
Do americans really do this?
What if when a crime is committed, the parents are also punished equally? Would this deter people from violence?
>>63531532
>Implying that you can't be shot while waiting in line for the 2:00am showing.
>>63533025
Some states do that shit (notably California, the gun murder capitol)
>>63533045
>dat Amerifat insecurity
Do you think it's because he could be shot in the face at almost any moment?
>>63532237
the fuck kind of scale is that?
>>63533148
Said states have no border control, rendering state efforts useless
>>63533319
The kind that's outdated, they had a shooting just the other week
>>63533356
I think you'll find most gun murders are committed with illegally modified or unregistered firearms, if criminals exist they'll find a way to get guns, all gun control will prevent is outliers like school shootings
>>63533388
as in, it's not a linear or log scale, what the fuck is it?
>>63533440
A meme scale
>>63533388
>all gun control will prevent is outliers like school shootings
That's pretty worth it t•b•h
>>63533648
But if they do that we won't be able to make fun of Americans anymore
Who else not being shot when seeing Star Wars?
>Amerifats need not answer
>>63533829
Na it's just one less thing senpai.
They're still
>fat
>stupid
>ignorant
>kucks
>inbred
This
fucking news blows it out of proportion
you are probably more likely getting hit by a car or something on the way there
Not saying the danger isn't there, it is just too statistically insignificant for you to fuck around with
Don't really want to watch it, but I guess I could go with my younger brother if he asks me, wouldn't want to go unless it's the last showing at my local cinema though
>>63528621
seriously considering just putting some pre recorded shit (like "ATTENTION AMERICA THIS IS REVENGE FOR SYRIA" or "Attention all you assholes this is for having girlfriends" then playing submachine gun sounds), hooking it up to a rasberry pi with small portable speakers, then leaving it somewhere to play after about an hour
Then I thought about what would happen if they caught it on me
>>63534248
add "bro its just a prank" to the end of the recording
>>63534248
>>63534331
This
Just say "DUDE, IT'S A PRANK" and you can get away with anything, even rape/sexual assault
>>63534331
>>63534403
Better yet call it a "social experiment", then you have added intellectual support
>>63527575
> use your brain
> watch star wars
Disney pls go
>>63534161
I'm not. Nice and comfy here.
>>63534403
Is this the kuck that gets BTFO by niggers all the time?
>>63534596
Yes, also the cukc who sexually assaulted women and got away with it because rabid fanbase who will defend anything he does/being a z-tier celebrity/IT'S JUST A PRANK
>>63534596
He likes it, being beaten by darkies gets him off
>>63534675
Lewd
>>63534669
I fucking hate youtubers
>>63531213
>mfw autist supreme gentlemens, jihadist durkadurkas and white supremacists simultaniously shoot up multiple theaters
Remember those people who were afraid of flying, were reassured that it was highly unlikely anything would happen, and then plummeted to their death on their first flight.
>>63527575
>somebody massacres a theater with a light saber
>>63527575
Reminder to not watch it because it's Jewish propaganda, and anyone going to see it deserves to be shot in the first place
Thanks, /t/v/
>>63535184
>Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. So say blessed Yoda, peace be upon him
>>63535184
>I SLAUGHTERED THEM, LIKE ANIMALS
>mrw foreignfag who doesn't have to worry about this crap
>>63535321
YOUNGLINGS WILL DIE
>5,463 cinemas in America
So assuming that there will be only one shooting, you have a 0.0001830496% chance of it being in the one you're at.
>Amerifats have to make tactical decisions if they want to avoid being shot
>>63531213
Mass Shootings are a meme at the moment, and TDKR was only 3 years ago, It's still very fresh in peoples mind.
Stands to reason that there will be a shooting at the premier of the most anticipated movie in I don't even know how many years
>>63535327
>in know when Ahmed start shootin
>that can only mean one thing
>>63535648
it will be part of the ISIS war on Christmas that started last week
and these kucks won't even get to see The Plane Scene as they die like in Aurora
>>63535684
>Amerifats won't be able to watch the black bull
Tragic baka senpai
>>63535684
I often wonder if the Plane Scene was the actual trigger for his episode
>>63535737
America without kekoldry isn't America at all
>>63532995
50% of violent crime is commited by niggers
>>63535737
Who cares about watching the black bull when you got a beautiful one who fucks your wife that you get to prep
>>63535807
Yeah but they tend to only shoot other niggers in da hood, white betas are the designated cinema shooters
>>63531321
>im praying
>>63535819
I have no wife anon.
This is the closest I can get. Jew Jew and his bull ruining my childhood franchise. Again and again and again in ways George Lucas never could with his manlet tools.
>>63535832
Everyone knows a shitskin will get loose.
>be american
>get shot
/tv/, I can't figure out what kind of ammo to choose for my little social experiment. JHP have better energy transfer, but FMJ have better penetration which may be important with those seats. Can I load both of them in single magazine?
>>63536364
>didn't tip
>arrested
>accused of resisting arrest
>shot again
I have solution: we need designated shooting movie theatres where people can walk in, shoot everything, and walk out
>>63536725
You mean normal American theatres?
>Buy your tickets, go to the cinema, get your snacks, find your seat, and chill the fuck out.
You forgot my Diet Pepsi™
>>63536775
You won't survive long enough to need it
>>63527575
>mfw Murrica is so free they can get freedom'd to death in a fucking cinema
M A X I M U M K E K
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>>63527575
yfw
>>63536800
I usually eat all the snacks and drink the whole thing before the previews start
>not tipping the designated shooter because he starts with non-tippers first
Jesus fucking christ have you ever gone to a movie before?
my town is going through a concealed carry fad right now so there will probably be a few armed people in the audience
>>63532770
And not just midnight showings in big cities. Where I live showings from 7pm-5:30am!
>>63527575
>mfw europe is scared of death
>mfw thats probably why, and will, america will rescue europe in the next world war
>>63532780
Its cause we can't bring our guns there cause of liberals. Now do you see the craziness that is our laws?
Buy knife from mall. Decades later while riding bicycle towards scene of a crime. They try to pin it on me. Have knife in backpack. Get 45 days in jail for knife $800 lie detector test proved innocence of all the other shit they tried to set me up on. Gangbanger with illegal gun gets 1 week. Cant make this shit up; fucking Texas laws.
>>63537492
'europe' or 'america' are only as much as their citizens.
Given that both europe and america are experiencing a systematic extinction and replacement of the actual peoples who built them as civilisations, and that that systematic replacement is being hailed as 'progressive' by these very same people, it seems naive to claim anything about europe or america in the future.
In a few decades, europe will still be called europe, but there will be no identity, no traditions, no sense of history, place, or people. Just a generic mass of 'global' citizens, and a cynical elite class ruling over them.
It always seems sad when people poist about america 'saving europe in ww3' or about americans in space in the year 2200 or whatever. By 2100 we are all gone, and so are our traditions and cultures.
Thanks, leftism.
>>63533025
No they don't. You can't buy a gun if your mentally unfit, a felon, or for spousal abuse.
>>63533050
2 houses down got shot up all the time growing up. Area was 97% mexican. We were the white 3%. House would get shot up just for being on the corner, quicker get away I guess. Unless Fernando's dad was on that gangbangin time.
>>63533388
>>63533648
Bullshit back when I was younger kids would always be like you want to buy a gun for $100. Shits way cheaper to buy on the street.
>>63527637
I can turn this around just as easily using OP's own argument.
>Our Heroes the NSA say that we need all our guns to stop the mass shooters. They wouldn't be allowed to say something that isn't true.
>>63527833
Por que no los dos?
>Statistically speaking (the odds are approximately 3,720 to 1)
There are much more than 4000 users on /tv/.
So, it is more than probable that one of us gets shot.
That's why statistics are scary as fuck, using them to calm anyone down is stupid, it's always had the opposite effect on me. I kinda understand what Solo meant when he said to never tell him the odds.
>>63535648
Of all time! Presales are 10 times the previous record holder. Showing sold out weeks in advance.
>>63535065
>mfw they all shoot each other
>>63533025
Every mass shooter passed background checks to get their guns, retard. It did precisely jack shit.
>>63533356
said states have no border controls
Except the San Bernardino shooters acquired their guns legally from California. Not neighboring states, faggot.
>thinking "mass shootings" aren't rare as fuck
>living in a country with 300+ million
Do you also get scared of getting struck by lightening?
>>63536384
You don't know if you can put FMJ and JHP in the same magazine. Theres no way you're American.
>>63537492
Yeah I don't get the scared of death thing. People know we all die right?
>the film of a decade
It's a fucking JJ Abrams movie
>>63533648
Not really. More people die to lightning strikes than mass shootings.
Giving up my guns over statistically insignificant events is something yuropoors do.
>>63534184
>yuropoors
>infested with mudslimes
>sjws
>can get arrested for hate speech or making fun of muslims online
>is more inbred than us
Enjoy your 2.5 million muslims m8.
>>63537817
even if one of us got shot, we'd never know.
>Not shooting up the theater you're going to so that you're safe from potential shooters in the crowd and can watch it alone afterwards
Plebs desu.
>>63535832
>they tend to shoot other niggers
lmao except for the fact that black on white homicide is far more common than vice versa, trayquan
>>63527575
>Statistically speaking (the odds are approximately 3,720 to 1
Source for odds? I'm calling bullshit, because that makes the random public mass shooting targetting innocents far more likely than it is.
Anyways, star wars is shit. I'm not giving money to kuckbrams. I'll just end up torrenting it
>the film of the decade
>>63527752
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltway_sniper_attacks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Dorner_shootings_and_manhunt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Alison_Parker_and_Adam_Ward
Don't be scared, Star Cucolds, your black bull and manchild movie are more than worth it
>>63527575
Literally please go to the theater so I can shoot you: the OP
>>63527752
navy yard shooting
also omar thornton
go away nigger
>>63535648
Imagine dying in a movie theatre, and the last thing you ever watched was the fucking plane scene from TDKR
>Think about how many people there REALLY are in the world, how many places there are, how many theaters
but this shit only happens in my country, so the odds get significantly worse
>>63538332
Everyone who died in that theater should become honorary level 5 baneposters
>>63527752
let's look at the facts shall we
>whites commit 64% of mass shootings (and are 63% of US population)
>blacks commit 16% of mass shootings (and are 13% of the US population)
>asians commit 9% of mass shootings (and are 5% of the US population)
oh look it seems black people commit more of a given crime than they should, shocker
>>63533356
>this dumbfuck libtard blaming states like nevada and az for califag mass shootings
>neglects the fact that the vast majority of cali mass shooters such as elliot rodger, the mudslime shooters last week, etc all ovtained and bought their weapons in the state of california legally, not from another state
>universal background checks, registration, ten day waiting period, magazine capacity limit, awb all did jack fucking shit
Why do you anti gun kucks lie so often?
sorry disney shill but i'm not seeing your remake
>>63538480
I just said state level laws a shit because good luck enforcing them.
That most of them are ineffective half measures is a different topic.
Simmer down, lad
>THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF CRAZY PEOPLE WITH GUNS. THEY ARE COMING FOR ALL OF US. THEY WILL KILL, KILL, KILL. THEY ARE KILLING US LEFT AND RIGHT.
>>63528309
>be europoor
>get cvcked
>be europoor
>convert to islam
>be europoor
>get beheaded
>be europoor
>get shot by muslim
>>63537817
>>63538083
OP here. That's not a literal statistic. It was just a light joke that was put into the post. Remember in Empire Strikes Back when C3P0 said the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field were "approximately 3,720 to 1". I was trying to lighten the mood but you guys are too cynical and scared apparently
>tfw you secretly hope for a theater shooting so you can pull out your sig and save the day
>tfw you become republican poster child
Star wars is for children
>>63527575
>you ask your mom for your favourite star wars character action figure for christmas
>she gets you dennis
>>63527575
>go to black movie theater
>No one gets shot
Seriously this is not a problem in bad areas.
>>63527575
Never tell me the odds.
>>63538911
>tfw eastern euro
>none of this applies to me
what now amerifat :^)?
>>63535684
Did the people at aurora get far enough to see bane and CIA?
>>63539031
>be eastern european
>get killed on the 1st day of school by muslims
>be eastern europeans
>squat and drink vodka
>be eastern european
>live in a depressing crime filled ghetto everyday
>be eastern european
>die in a car crash
>be eastern european
>get invaded by putin
>be eastern european
>literally live in snow africa
>be eastern european
>get raped and tortured to death in prison
Do you huys know what this is?
saw this on /b/
it said that something is coming on 13th
do they may have another game in the pipline?
kamino is the place where they created the the clone army. But it cant be a part of the movie right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PLwSBkoimg
>>63527575
3720 to 1
I see what you did there
>>63527575
tell all that to /r9k/
>>63539155
>get killed on the 1st day of school by muslims
Ummmm. Muslims go to Western Europe and suck on the welfare system. Muslims living in Easter Europe are actually normal people (they go to work, the buy cars, pay rent, etc)
>squat and drink vodka
Only Russians squat (and low-level peasants). Beer is the most popular drink all over Eastern Europe. Again, vodka is really enjoyed mainly by Russian. Also, really good, inexpensive wine, why the fuck would you make hard alcohol out of potatoes or whatever the fuck?
>live in a depressing crime filled ghetto everyday
Meh, most criminal scum quickly emigrated to Western Europe, you see their faces on TV every time they get arrested.
>die in a car crash
I completely agree with this.
>get invaded by Putin
Ehhh, I fear this too.
>literally live in snow africa
Not even sure what this is supposed to mean. Eastern Europe is fine mate, just poor and "blessed" with horrible communist architecture for the remaining lifetime of those buildings.
>get raped and tortured to death in prison
Prisons are overcrowded and have shit living standards. Raped? Not sure how, you literally have no opportunity to do that, too crowded. Tortured? Eastern Europe is not Russia, Bielorussia etc
>>63540251
Also, made too many typos, I wish there was a correct/edit option. "Easter Europe" actually makes sense and it's funny (in Orthodox Christianity Easter is considered a lot more important than Xmas).
>>63527575
>this guy's right, there's nothing to worry about
>end up in the one theater where everybody gets shot
SOMEONE MUST ORGANIZE A MASS CAP GUN SHOOTING AND SCREAM OUT BANE REFERENCES
>>63527575
>not hiding your gun in your popcorn bag
Do you fucking idiots actually think you're at risk of dying in a "mass shooting"?
They're a fucking statistical anomaly, you're more likely to have a shitty Cesna crash into your house and far far far far more likely to die when mommy gives you a ride to community college.
I am pretty sure it is mostly just a yuropoor meme. Most people don't actually think there are that many shootings.
>>63538424
deport all asians back to asiastan
duh
>>63531213
If the movie is as bad as The Phantom Menace there surely will be
>>63531705
Jokes on you the cinema where I will go to also is a suicide-vest free zone. :^)
>>63538973
>tfw you live in germany
guess I will have to take them out with my knife... or more likely get shot
>>63540900
Germany? Why are you using the old name for New-Syria?
>>63541041
can't you trolls pls go back to calling us nazis ? this syria shitposting is getting really annoying.
>>63541085
Because it is true, right?
Somewhere your mom sister and or gf are fucking a syrian right now.
>>63527575
