Who takes showers longer than 2 minutes?

>>63524855

you are mom. with me. after hot sex. lmaoooooooo

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What even is this

>>63524855
What? Who doesn't like to zone out in the shower, slowly increasing the water heat while they think about every single embarrassing thing they've ever done up until that point?

>>63524855
non-poor people, haha

I know this is le eppin troll thread but I have a waterproof tablet and use it to watch porn while showering.

>>63524790
This is freaky. This is just something I've done for the first time recently. I've listened to music in the dark in the shower before. So I thought, why not watch TV as well?

So I waterproofed my iPad, cranked up the subtitles, and played the season finale of The Leftovers and luxuriated in my shower the whole time. It was honestly fantastic.

> taking a shower
> the hotline blings

the fuck bitch i'm tryna get clean

When I used to live alone I'd watch my laptop while taking a bath. Have a couple of smokes and some iced coffee? Fucking great man

I personally only watch TV in the bathroom when i'm cleaning my falcon in the tub

Poorfags ITT. I have a waterproof lcd screen in the wall so I can watch tv in the bath. Sadly the speaker is shit. Was here when I moved in.

I once shit in the shower just to see what It's like

I do not recommend

I spent 20 minutes sitting in the shower pushing shit through the drain and then getting toothpicks and picking shit out of the recesses of the drain and out of grooves in the tiles

I tried so you don't have to /tv/, It is not a good idea do not ever try it.

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>>63525793
>falcon
Is that a euphemism for a body part or something else you fondly refer to as as a falcon that isn't a pet falcon?

>>63524790
Porn