Think of a villain from any movie.
Got one? Good.He has been replaced by Jim Lahey. What is his most iconic line?
BOYS MMM. Shit Kent meets Bruce Shit I love bringing shit together.
>from my point of view, the Jedi are shit
>>63523369
>You can make it all go away, Ricky. Put your head back. Close your eyes. Wade into the quiet of the shitstream.
>>63523308
>I'm a dog chasing shitcarscars, batmanders.
>>63524107
>>63524135
A guy like me... *hic* Look, listen—I know why you choose to have your little, ehh, "driveway paving" sessions in broad daylight. Randy Batmandy. See, Randy has shown Sunnyvale your true colors, unfortunately. Cyrus? He's just the beginning. And as for the, uh, puppet's [points at Conky] so-called "plan"—Randy has no jurisdiction. He'll find him, and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them, and…
>I've seen shit... shit that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a drunk. You have a right to lock me up for DUI. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to shithawks who do not know what shit means. Shit... Shit has a face... and you must make a friend of shit. Bobandy and the liquor are your friends. If they are not, then they are shithawks to be feared. They are truly the winds of shit! I remember when I was with cops... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a shitty camp to inoculate some bottle kids. We left the camp after we had inoculated the bottlekids for shitapillers, and Bobandy came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a shit pile. A pile of shitty little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, shitty, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not shithawks, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had bottlekids, who were filled with the liquor... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to shit without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that shits on us.
>>63523308
Who?
>>63524694
reddit is that way
propane, propane
>I've got you now Bond you sexy prick.
no one watches this worthless canadian crap goddamn
I'll let the liquor do the talking.
Hes a pretty drunk guy
>>63524893
Sorry about your shit taste bud.
Tell me about Julian.
Why does he hold that shitglass?
>>63524893
Pretty sure it's the main reason that most Netflix users have a Netflix subscription. Try again.
>>63524893
Zorg here. Is that you, Mr. Shadow?
>>63524893
shitiot
>>63524662
underrated post, hearty kek
>>63525360
>You want me up on that shitwall. You need me up on that shitwall.
Going to see the boys live on saturday. Never been to a comedy show in my life, I know bubbles does some music and shit, but interested in seeing what the rest of it will be like live.
I've seen shit you idiots wouldn't believe. Shit-mobiles on fire off the shoulder of the interstate. I watched dope-beams glitter in the dark near the King of Donair. All those moments will be lost in time, like shit...in...rain. Time to drink.
>>63524893
FRIG OFF
let the liquor do the bumping
