YOU RIGHT THERE, TELL ME WHAT'S THE LAST FILM YOU WATCHED AND IF I DON'T LIKE IT THEN I'M GONNA PUT A BULLET ON YOUR FUCKING FACE
Boku no Pico, but that's cinema.
>>63521068
Why would you presume that the last film I watched was a good movie? Even the greatest film critics watch bad films sometimes.
>>63521068
The made runner: scortch trials
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
>>63521113
Additionally, are you going to hold that gun to my face for the entire duration of a two-hour feature?
If I honestly don't remember, will you just kill me?
Filth you fuckin cunt
Pawn Sacrifice
Waynes World.
>>63521133
The maze runner scorch trials
>>63521068
New Jack City
I'm watching it right now, and holy shit is it simpler than I remember.
>>63521161
Loser
>>63521068
Tucker and dale versus evil
>>63521068
Rocky
My all American
>put a bullet on your face
>on
I feel as if I'm face
>>63521113
The point is to list a movie that you think will work regardless of what you actually watched. Fucking autist.
The Assassin
G-gay niggers from outer space
>>63521068
One Flew Over the Kekoo's Nest
>>63521068
Snatch.
Blackhat. It was great, now kill me.
Fury
Tiger tank battle was neat
>>63521068
Road to El Dorado
>mfw there is a blowjob scene
>>63521206
Autism is only being able to communicate intent through memes.
>>63521068
Underworld
You can't argue with prime Beckinsale
>>63521206
That's dishonest, anon.
What would your mother think?
>>63521068
Escape from NY
You can't dislike snek
Tbh I'd lie and say Scarface. Niggers love Scarface. I've never seen it tho
>>63521068
FUCKING... THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW SHIT
>>63521068
Movie 43
I'm fucked
>>63521228
>Kekoo's
Thief
and if you didn't like it you're a faggot
i watched that vin diesel movie about witches with my gf.
>>63521068
KRAMPUS
OH FUCK PLEASE N-
>>63521481
Nope. Still alive. Now I'm watching Mall Rats.
H-hellraiser 2
>>63521481
Wait! The last movie I watched was actually Paul Blart: Mall Cop!
Pulp Fiction it was fucking dope
Second time watching totally fucking worth it, appreciated it 10x more
please don't kill me
>>63521462
Good taste
I watched Nymphomaniac part 1 and 2. It was interesting - some very clever bits but it lost my attention midway through the second one - the protagonist was both unlikeable and unrelatable (not an issue in and of itself) but also passionless and drifting. Really hard to get that down properly, and it's draining to watch desu senpai.
From Russia With Love
>>63521495
Same. I liked it :<
Debbie does Dallas
NINJA CHEERLEADERS!!!!!
>>63521068
Otaku no Video.
Half of it is sort of a film
Can you only shoot half my face?
>>63521481
>Boku no Pico is shit
You obviously have no taste.
>>63521679
xD only le true fedor/a/s get this reference xDD
Employee of the month dane cook one
>>63521481
whats wrong with the day after tomorrow?
based jake is in it :/
Do... Do you like Tom Cruise or NASCAR?
to completion?
>>63521068
Dogtooth.
Les mis
>>63521068
-Last Holiday, Motherfucker, now get off my street!
>>63521068
Mr. Turner
Coherence.
North by Northwest
Apocalypse Now (rewatch after reading heart of darkness)
ESCAPE FROM LA
Spy.
Not even joking, had to watch it with my family.
Just pull the trigger already.
PAWN SACRIFICE
LIEV SCHREIBER LEGIT SPEAKS RUSSIAN WHAT A BADASS
I'd say Andy Warhol's Empire, and by the time he falls asleep I'll take his gun away from him and call the cops
>>63521574
I fucking loved both of them
I didn't have a problem relating/liking Joe, I guess I got too caught up in her stories to think of her as a bad person
It is pretty long, I don't know if you watched the extended cuts or not, but the original version is 5 and half whole hours, I can understand why they'd be draining, but I still want more, I thought they were tremendous
If you really pay attention to it all, watch the movies like you're supposed to write an essay on them, they're masterpieces.
>>63521068
-Um, wow, I just watched Les Cousins; uh mister, my mom really doesn't like poll takers--!
Home Alone 2: Escape from New York
I watched Tangerine just now and I liked it
Absolutely Anything. It was on cable TV, so I decided to see the whole thing and wasn't disappointed.
>>63521068
Hard Boiled
>>63521068
-Well howdy neighbor! I just finished The Wild Bunch and I'm in a great fuckin' mood! And that's why I'm not going to cap your sorry ass-!
Now, put down the iron and come in, and we'll have some Pabst Blue Ribbon and talk about great fuckin' films!
>michael bay turtles
sweet release
The Sacrifice, pretty meh
>>63521068
M-Mission Impossible 2, return of the Woo
Spectre!
Full Metal Alchemist movie
come at me bro
The Social Network
>>63521068
RESERVOIR DOGS
I REGRET NOT SEEING IT EARLIER
Cradle 2 The Grave
>>63521068
Scarface
>>63521068
Since I'm not a no gun faggot I already shot him before he got his gun on me.
>>63521068
Navy Seals. but i will not go quietly into the night, today is my INDEPENDANCE DAY. thats what im watching next...independance day
>>63521068
Driving Miss Daisy. It was ok
>>63527569
NAAAAAVY SEEAAAAAALLLS MAAAAAAN
Witness
>>63521330
10/10 post
Would leave you alive and buy you a beer
the poughkeepsie tapes
just make it quick.
>>63521068
Krampus. Ehhh.
Paris, Texas, in a theater
Electric Boogalo
a documentary about the 2 men at the head of The Cannon Group, Inc and how they were the biggest Jews in the universe. 7/10 over all.
>>63527679
yeah first time ive seen it, its almost over, pretty good. gotta love charlie sheen and that guy who plays god
>>63527742
GOD IS THE GOAT SNIPER
>>63527301
mah nigga
ITT: Dead plebs
Vampyros Lesbos
Please tell me you're a weird perv or whatever kind of hipster likes this type of thing.
Phoenix, the german one that came out recently.
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie (2006)
Silver Linings Playbook
>>63521068
Pound of flesh. If you don't like Van Damme, I'mma kick your face off.
Tree of Life,
10/10
>>63521068
Why would you put a bullet on my face sir? That would only slightly annoy me.
Cube
Prisoner of the Mountains
>>63521068
I welcome death, f am
>>63521068
Fant4stic
Please kill me
>>63521068
Like new movies or like the last one even if its like an old one?
>>63528267
>>63521068
Avengers 2 and I love it
>the proposition
Do I get to kill a capeshit fanboi muh man?
Deliverance
Naked Gun
Vozvrashchenie, bet you've never even heard of it because you're a pleb fuck
>>63521068
I watched The
Social Network, I should be good.
>>63521068
The Gang's All Here.
It was p. good.
Big Trouble in Little Chinaon Netflix
>>63521068
HEY MAN JUST CHILL. WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT LIKE RATIONAL PEOPLE...FUCK. OKAY, I WATCHED JACOBS LADDER, DON'T SHOOT ME!
>>63529557
Return of the Jedi
>>63521068
The Way Back, National Geographic movie about a group of prisoners who escape from a gulag in Siberia and walk to India.
>>63521068
Surrogates, last night.
It was fun.
Battleship. Make it quick.
>>63521068
>TELL ME WHAT'S THE LAST FILM YOU WATCHED
Sorry but I can't. I literally didn't watch a single movie in like 5 years.
>>63521068
Pontypool
The Dogs of War.
