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VI > V > III > IV > I > II

VII will struggle to be better than Phantom Menace.

Protip: Not even memeing
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Have you considered suicide as of late?
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>>63520027
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>>63520027
> implying TPM wasn't a cinematic masterpiece
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best list i've seen except that II>I
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>>63520503
tbf Hayden is worse than the child
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IV>V>VI-POWER GAP-III=I>II

The one and only true patrician tier.
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>>63520503

Herschlag in a midrift is the only thing saving it.
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>>63520582
retard alert
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V>IV>VI>III>I>II is the only correct answer, can't believe people are still trying to say otherwise
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>>63520606
>pleb detected

Stay tasteless, my friend.
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>>63520611
This. I have a hard time choosing between IV and VI though. I'd probably go with a list like:

V>IV=VI *A GRAND CANYON SIZED POWER GAP* III>I>II
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>>63520027
II > I
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>>63520582
i only like what other people tell me to like
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Star wars is for children.
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V > IV > VI > gay porn > III > I > II
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>>63520027
IV > VI > III > V > I >>>>>> II

V is overrated as fuck.
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the patrician order:

KOTOR > V > IV > III > VI > I > II
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>>63520027
I like that you put ROTJ first, not many people realize it's the best Star Wars movie.

I rank them such VI>III>V>II>IV>I
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IV > V > VI > I > III > II

I will never, EVER understand why people place III so highly.
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>>63520744
1/10
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>>63520611
>>63520722
These anons have the right idea. You don't have to be a contrarian faggot in order to have patrician taste; sometimes the generally accepted power levels really are right.

Empire and New Hope are very close, with Empire being "the perfect sequel" that takes the core ideas and themes of the original and expands upon them in a great way, and New Hope being a staple of modern myth. Jedi goes lower than either of those because - despite the Luke/Vader/Palpatine central plot being one of the single strongest elements in the saga, and the Jabba stuff at the beginning being Tatooine at its best - Leia/Han's plot, the contrived sibling reveal, Death Star #2 and the ewoks drag it down a fair bit.

Revenge of the Sith is the best of the prequels because it has the dankest memes, not even joking. Every single fucking line in that film is memorable for all the wrong reasons. It also has based Sheev at his most based.

Phantom Menace is shit but at least it looks nice and feels "Star Wars-y", and Clones is just a disaster with only the music redeeming it.

V > IV > VI > III > I > II

This is the master order.
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>>63520800
>no rebuttal
I guess that means I'm right.
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>>63520027
This will be the best one yet as long as pretend theres not a monkey starring in it.
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>>63520744
The people who love V are the same people who only watch Star Wars because the Imperials look cool and autistically point out that the rebels are terrorists. Some people watch these movies and "Empire=Badass" is literally all they absorb.
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>>63520611
The right list.
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IV>V>VI>POWERGAP>I>III>POWERGAP>II
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>>63520611
>>63520688
>>63520899

This. Dubs confirm. All else are retards.
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what your Star Wars order says about you:

V > IV > VI > III > I > II : you are literally incapable of original thought

I ranked as the highest prequel: you loved TPM as a kid and refuse to take your nostalgia goggles off

Putting a power gap in-between the originals and the prequels: you're a hardcore autist that refuses to accept that the originals had flaws and the prequels were anything more than abominations

Putting II anywhere but last place: you're a virgin

Ranking VI higher than IV or V: you haven't seen RotJ for years and only remember it for the throne room scenes
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>>63520997
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>>63520997
>Putting a power gap in-between the originals and the prequel

Look ma, it's a prequel defender! But this one is special, it think it's not an autist! Wow!
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The Ewoks literally ruin Episode VI
No I don't mean they're annoying (although they are). Its because they literally stop the movie dead from the moment they appear on screen. Jedi has the worst pacing of any movie I've ever seen and its all because of those fucking toy bears. Lucas couldn't even just have them be around in the background. He had to run the plot development straight in to the ground.

Fuck Episode VI
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6 > 4 > 5 > 1 > 3 > 2
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>>63520611
I would seriously switch V and IV.
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>>63520997
So if I'm reading this right your order basically has to be:

IV > V > VI > III > I > II

right?
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>>63520997
Thinking that I is acceptable as a kids film is a decent enough reason to put it above III
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Predictions for where VII will fall in your rankings
>V>IV>VI>III>VII>I>II
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Patricians would actually vote like this:

garbage>>>feces>>>any Star Wars flick
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>>63521405
Originals>VII (and probably all of the disney movies)>Prequels
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Star trek 2009 > All star wars
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>>63521405
Have a soft spot for prequels so probably just above II.
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>>63521405
V>VI>IV>VII>III>I>II
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V > VI > IV > (12 parsec gap) > I > III > II
only people that say III > IV are contrarians or people trying to justify the prequels because "it's a lot darker than the other movies!"
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>>63521637
>thinking pedophilic bears and mexican copilots are better than sand people and jabbas
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>>63520611
Good taste, anon
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>>63520027
V>IV>VI>III>I>II
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>>63521709
He said IV not VI
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>>63521757
Her said return of the jedi > a new hope
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V-VI-IV-I-III-II

IV and I are interchangeable. Menace has PLENTY of low points but New Hope has just been done to death by now
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>There are people who don't think The Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie
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V>IV>VII=VI>III>I>II

7 will be on par with Jedi because Jedi is dragged down by ewoks and death star 2 and the lack of pacing and the way it treated Han's character, 7 will be dragged down by Daisy Ridley and Death Star 3 but will generally be more focused than Jedi.
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meh, it's prequels in don't even enter my mind, they were wholly unnecessary, especially given how shit they were by comparison
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>>63522078
It was barely a trilogy. Phantom Menace had absolutely no effect on the plot of the other two movies.
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>>63520611
this is the only correct order of things
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>>63521877
This.
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