I WAS IN THE POOL!
>>63514123
Have you seen the new addition to the Gugenheim?
Wow!! You designed that?
Yep... didn't take very long either.
Wow, Costanza sure had puffy nipples
tfw you realize george wasn't even that fat
>>63514975
He was more bear than anything.
pretty obese for the 90s
>>63514123
Nice Gyno
>>63514975
>>63515123
He's 90s fat. Even Homer Simpson was considered as total fatso back then, and he weighted 108 kg. When I was my heaviest I weighted 103 kg (while being 183 cm) and I thought I was the fattest guy in town.
Maybe obesity really is a rising epidemic.
>>63517334
I weigh that now and I'm not that fat
that gyno
>>63517334
>>63517357
It's nowadays considered chubby, or "small fat".
>>63517387
puffies, amirite?
How much do you think George could deadlift?
Seinfeld is the comfiest show. I wish I was in coma so I could live in Seinfeld universe inside my mind and be a recurring character in the show.
Jesus Christ I'm starting to look like George the older I get, only difference is that I don't wear glasses and I'm a bit hairier
>>63514123
I'm always in the pool 2bh
I've been thinking about making my own wacky crazy semi-realistic adventure-rpg game and I've been toying with the idea ofplagiarizinglending some of the Seinfeld character traits. I must have a game where you play as stocky neurotic NEET who gets in trouble just by being himself.
>>63517549
Me to man, only that all my hair isn't on my chest, its on my lower back and ass.
>>63517430
fucking kek
>>63514975
He was fat 20 years ago
>>63517549
Me too, but I've got the glasses. Embrace it.
>>63517430
At least she'll be dead soon
>>63514975
Built fat
Does that really happen in the pool? Every time? How much is the shrinkage vs regular flaccidity?
>>63517737
she'll die slowly in a hospital, using up all their extra large equipment and costing a shit load of money.
>>63517357
>I'm not that fat
>>63517595
>>63517549
So you're losing your hair and are a Manlet?
>>63517817
Well at least in the USA I don't have to pay for her treatments because we don't have nationalized medicine. I mean we should, but it's just one good perk.
>>63517943
yea you are, people like that drive up the price of healthcare for everybody.
WHY DO FATTIES DENY THAT THEY ARE FAT?
They always made fun of George for being bald, but how often did they make fun of his weight? I remember Elaine referring to George as stocky.
>>63517334
It's not a rising epidemic.
It's an expanding one.
>>63518044
Because obesity is normal for Amerilards
>>63518055
It's sad living in america. I live near the beach and there that many but as soon as you stary driving out to the mexican areas YIKES
>>63518081
based Colorado
>>63518128
>I live near the beach and there that many but as soon as you stary driving out to the mexican areas YIKES
>>63518128
Beaners are far more often than not
>>63517357
>americans
>>63517812
i still need an answer
>>63517812
Depends on how cold it is. It can shrink really really bad.
>>63518442
more than regular flaccidity? im a lesbian and i find this whole concept strange
>>63518488
Yes more than regular flaccid
It will retreat to conserve heat
>>63518488
A whole lot more, lady.
>>63518488
I've had my dick shrink to the point that only my head was sticking out like a nub.
It was like an outie belly button
>>63518128
I feel safer walking through spic nests than nigger dens desu and the taco joints are worth it
>>63518488
sometimes mine inverts if its really cold
>>63517633
If you did that people would probably think you're plagiarizing Ronnie now. Ronnie's actually a lot like George with weeb traits now that I think about it.
>>63518488
Our balls will crawl up to. Like the skin retracts and hardens.
>>63518488
Like a ken doll
>>63518092
It kinda is a cool thing now. People see it as a smart way to save money.
>>63518692
no one in this generation can move the fuck out of their parents house. you can't afford rent on a part time job anymore.
>>63518488
It can basically become like the size of a baby's
>>63517595
kek
>>63518720
Pedophile alert.
>>63517430
My diagnose is she wouldn't be able to complete a 300 metre run
>>63519887
Simply epic.