https://youtube.com/watch?v=p1C1TBJWGsI
New TFA trailer released today
>Classified really?
>Me too.
um
New shuttle?
Literally naboo 2.0
>>63513213
naw mang thass Najakooine you got it wrong
>>63513378
No I'm pretty sure its kashoruderanobahspin
>>63513153
Believe it or not that is the best ship design of the new films, and perhaps the only one original.
>>63514218
No, idiot, it's f;lasdjf;laskdjf;lasng;laskdjfaldkhgjhkfhgdkjfghdkfj
>>63515014
Whoa. Is that Snoke!?
>>63513213
>no other planet has water and grass
SOME MEN WE BORN TO WAVE THE FLAG
>>63515140
>It aint Sheev starts playing
>special droids attract empire to desolate shit hole
>protagonist desperately wants to leave
>utterly irrelevant emperor
>second in command wears a mask and speaks in a robot voice
>main protag and second in command are related
>c'mon baby dont let me down
It's going to be Star Wars: Greatest Hits isn't it?
>>63513153
>>63514933
It looks like a German u-boat for fucks sake
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
Definitely taking my wifes son to the opening night
>>63513124
turn your brain off.
>>63515251
>>63513153
It's a troop ship
>>63515353
Great meme, reddit
>>63515387
My wifes son visits reddit often, but I prefer this site.
kylos saber sounds like a chainsaw
>>63513213
>literally the laziest observation entirely.
It's fucking Ireland you retard. Turn your fucking imagination off sometime while shit-posting
>>63515570
>Iceland.
>>63515251
That's because the first order are nazi's silly
>>63513213
is that fucking Loch Lommond?
>>63515610
>nazi's
Jesus Christ
>>63515570
Why is Ireland so blurry? Did JJ let the camera-droid have a round?
>>63515353
You're a c u c k.
>>63513062
>those voices: dr Edge, mr. Dindunuf Fin and lady Be'Fore Herperiod
>We will crush the Resistance, once and for all!
Please tell me that's not in the film. How did they possibly mess up the dialogue so bad?
>>63516533
How is that messed up, anon?
>>63516562
So uninspired. At least phrase it in way thats not so cliche.
>>63515218
Abrams wrote the script in 6 months, what do you expect?
They threw out all of GL ideas
>>63516647
>Star Wars
>inspired
Yoda is the only character who ever said anything inspired.
>>63515251
Not really
>dindu battles a stormtrooper and kylo
just kuk my shit up fαm
Daisy sounds fucking appalling, like holy fucking SHIT. Was this seriously the best actress Abrams could get?
>>63515909
>those tattoos
Why is it so difficult for me to get excited for this movie
JJ Abrams prepared for shooting Star Wars by revisiting movies by Malick and John Ford.
https://youtu.be/SlWT8kTccHw
>>63517051
'The Searchers' takes place in Texas in 1868.
>>63515140
lmao
>>63515140
I fucking love that they ripped off this show. Would have looked great on Tatooine with two suns.
>>63513062
Too fucking many.
>>63517083
It was set over a few years though
>>63517244
Yeah, but that's where the movie begins, right?
https://youtu.be/SLCuL-K39eQ
Lol who wrote this
https://www.yahoo.com/movies/s/j-j-abrams-confirms-name-1318519424016438.html
this shows how deeply pleb this movie is
>>63517473
You think that's bad?
>>63517083
This is the same era that Kurosawa's Yojimbo, Sanjuro, and Akahige ("Red Beard") take place in. The 1860's.
Seven Samurai (another influence) goes all the way back to the last fifteen years of 16th Century Japan.
>>63517540
OH GOD IT GOING TO FLOP
OH GOD
OH GOD
>>63517083
Just for context, this is Jet Li's Fearless:
http://youtu.be/42NWMluhlfk
>>63513062
>literally every bit looks like it's been copy pasted from a new hope and had some new bit added
