SNOKE CONFIRMED LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE PLAGUEIS, I REPEAT SNOKE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE PLAGUEIS BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME PERSONHAN CONFIRMED DEAD AT THE END OF THE MOVIE, I REPEAT HAN DIES AT THE END AND THE FALCON GOES TO FINN AND REYREY AND PHASMA CONFIRMED HAN AND LEIA DAUGHTERS, REY AND PHASMA HAN AND LEIA DAUGHTERSKYLO CONFIRMED FOR LUKE'S SON, I REPEAT KYLO CONFIRMED FOR LUKE'S SON, AND LUKE FUCKING SAYS IT, HE L I T E R A L L Y SAYS IT "I'M YOUR FATHER" AT THE FINAL BATTLEREY BECOMES LUKE'S PADAWAN AT THE END
All of the above are confirmed by people who already saw the movie.
>>63510703
hello reddit
oh cmon why would han and leia give birth to a 6ft 4 inch tall monster?
nice try, delete your shit of a thread and try again
even lucas isnt that retarded
>>63510703
OP CONFIRMED FAGGOT, I REPEAT OP CONFIRMED FAGGOT.
COOL PROTIP: SNOKE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE PLAGUEIS BECAUSE PLAGUEIS BARELY EVEN HAS A LOOK. MAYBE 95% OF HIS PICTURES ARE FAN ART
COOL PROTIP: IF POE IS THE MASTER PILOT, WHY DOESN'T HE FLY THE FALCON
COOL PROTIP: KYLO IS HAN AND LEIA'S DAUGHTER BUT PHASMA IS AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER AND IS IN FACT PROBABLY RELATED TO ONE OF THE CHARACTERS
COOL PROTIP: KYLO IS NOT LUKE'S SON, IF ANYTHING REY IS LUKE'S DAUGHTER
COOL PROTIP: BARELY EVEN THE MAIN ACTORS HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE
>>63510742
IT'S FUCKING C O N F I R M E D
>>63510773
by who? post proofs or fuck off you kike
>>63510703
And what does Plagues look like?
>be Chewbacca
>be the co-pilot and Han's wingman for decades
>spent countless hours repairing and maintaining it
>here comes some negro and his white womminz
>nigga stole my falcon
>>63510799
Almost like Voldemort i guess. Pale, tall, with a long face, covered in robes.
>>63510703
>A 6'4 blonde dyke is the daughter of Han Solo and Leia
Fuck you Jew Jew
>>63510789
By people who saw the fucking movie.
>>63510703
but that's wrong, you fucking retard.
some of it's true though.
>>63510703
Upboat boys
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3w9ehx/til_my_name/
>>63510841
I saw the movie and everything in OP is wrong.
>>63510888
>plebbit
Kill yourself shill.
>>63510900
Sure you did friend, you a friendly browser of Television & Film :^].
I fucking know you didn't because all of that is confirmed by people who saw the movie you massive faggot.
Snoke is JarJar
>>63510935
Can you post proofs or link to posts of those "people who saw the movie"?
Their words are as reliable as mine.
>>63510703
i saw the leaked movie, there is a full blown interracial cvck sex scene
so none of the characters know who their real parents are?
JewJew really knows how to create relatable chracters for the african american crowd.
>FALCON GOES TO FINN AND REY
The Falcon crashes into the Starkiller Base.
This has been common knowledge for weeks now.
>>63510703
Absolut pottery
>>63511113
pic related kind of debunk the "Falcon destroyed" theory. It does crash, put it is not destroyed. Further proof is that the toy of Rey with the mention "Starkiller Base" still has her Jakku outfit, and not the jacket in pic related (jacket she has on the other toy with the mention "Resistance outfit" and where she hold Anakin/Luke lightsaber). So pic related mostly takes place at the very end of the movie.
>>63511250
Also she still has the Jakku outfit in the shot from the trailer where she's crying over a body in the snowy forest (so most likely the aftermath of Finn/Kylo Ren fight, so the possible climax of the movie). If she has the lightsaber while having this new outfit, it takes place after the fight, so therefore way after the crash landing of the Falcon.
I guess we will know for sure next week.
JUST
>>63510703
Does the nigger die?
>he doesn't know their son
>they don't know their daughter
>he is his father
>he is her father
>they are her parents
This is just one huge clusterfuck.
>>63510752
Meme With A Spinning Wheel
