ITT: write haiku a about a film and others guess what it is
I'l start with something easy:
By day a stuntman,
by night, getaway driver.
A real hero.
real human bean: autism, the movie
Tried to save the trees
But we were naive and dumb
So they ate us one by one
Hero drives for us
Boss 80's motif retro
Albert Brooks as well
>>63510419
The Green Hornet
Haiku are about nature, if its not got a nature theme its called Haiga you motherfucker
>>63511142
>I wish I was japanese
The bird takes flight
As the fire rises
Crash like waves
>>63511142
who is it you are
to curb the nature of film
as not nature's gift
The sheevster spins
It was a good trick
And he was a good friend
that is silly
what a stupid idea
i dont know how to write a haiku
>>63511324
If I take that off
Would you die it would be ex
Tremely panifull for you
Junior makes a friend
Lowanda must be destroyed
John Ritter is dead
>>63511718
nice
>>63510325
The Place Beyond the Pines
The bear raped him once
Then again, to seal the deal
Still won't get an Oscar
>>63510325
Bug in the system.
I think I saved the world,
but lobotomy
>>63510325
It's a comedy
Of errors. You see, it's a-
Bout taking the fall
>>63511142
>caring about chinese poems this much
