>"We can't outrun them!"
>"No, it's necessary."
>>63506600
redminds me of soviet anecdote:
>"Machinegun, fire!"
>"Comrade commisar, I've ran out of ammo!
>"But you are communist, remember!"
>And the machine gun starts shooting again
>we've got no one qualified to pilot that flying machine however milady, do you see the snafu we have found ourselves in?
>>63506723
How come Finn can't pilot it? Isn't he a trained TIE pilot?
>>63506600
>it's not possible!
>no.. it's necessary
NEEEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEE NAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAA NAAAAAA NEEEEEEEEE
>>63506600
Did they just copy paste the little robot ball in this picture?
This movie Looks like dog shit
Rumor has it if this movie tanks the major studios are hording thier cash and exiting the entire industry leaving it open to indie shits.
>film is no longer a cash cow
>millennials could care less about a dead medium
Thank god you kids evolved past your parents.
Keep it up, those parents you have are going to be a burden on you later.
>>63506760
I think he crash lands on the planet while Poe pilots the TIE. They're two seaters now. Bit of a plot convenience.
>>63506946
>could care less
entire post invalidated
>>63506946
>If this movie tanks
In no conceivable universe is this movie going to tank and you're delusional of you think otherwise. The movie had already grossed 50 million a month before release
OP here.
Thank you all for replying. But this is actually a social experiment. Why did you feel the need to comment on this particular thread? There are countless other Star Wars thread where one can freely shitpost. What drew you in into this one? Is it my ebin skills in memes?
Again, thank you.
>>63507077
>>63507077
what do you mean by this?
>>63507077
"No, it's necessary" was a non sequitur, and I chuckled at it
>>63506689
worst anecdote I've ever heard
>>63507168
Do they live in the hotel?
>>63506953
That's a "Special Forces TIE." I assume they have two seats and a life support system aboard at least. There's still the normal shitty one-person TIE.
>>63506689
reminds me of soviet anecdote
>June 22, 1941
>Red Army outpost in Poland
>"Help, we're under attack, it's the Germans!"
>"What? You must be crazy."
>"I'm serious! They're attacking right now!"
>"Don't be ridiculous. And why is your message not in code?"
>soldier dies
it's not possible it's necessary
BRAVO ABRAMS
>>63506600
I can't look at this franchise as anything but an attempt to sell more and more plastic shit to plebs.
>WE NEED A PILOT
>we got one
>>63507168
>tfw my 16 year old sister wore a dress like this to school today
>tfw I told her "nice slut dress" last night
>tfw she told me she doesn't care what a no friends loser thinks
Hope she fucking dies desu
>>63510150
Remind her of that conversation when she gets raped by a nigger,
>>63510150
The fuck
>>63510091
all the merchandising and brand deals and nostalgia pandering is just far too cynical for me to ever enjoy the films on their own. that said abrams is a pretty derivative director and what he did to star trek was unforgivable
>>63510150
>getting told by a your nigger cock loving little sister
>>63507077
Fuck off
So who is Juan and is he a good pilot?
>>63506600
>white girl is holding a big black dick staff
>white guy represented by a pathetic little rolling ball
I can't stop seeing this shit
>>63510208
Yeah, shes a fucking whore. I have a feeling she's already taken the bbc
>>63510238
The truth
>>63510310
I guess, I win in the end though
>>63510510
Oh and she uses the "leggings are comfortable" meme as an excuse
>>63510418
BB-8 has feminine programming:3
>>63506810
>marv
>>63506600
MIGHT ASWELL ask it here,why are the sith and jedi at odds anyway and are there any instances on a jedi/sith team up or just some being friends?
would love to see a buddy cop movie of a jedi and a sith working together.
>>63509771
got a good feeling about this nig for some reason.
>funny looking face
>weird head movements
>pear shaped body
>constantly sweating
>mouth breather
I just think it will work somehow,maybe not as a true lead or love interest but I just think it will be fun or sort of a comic relief character without being like a Jarjar?
I am probably retarded but I can hope for the best.
>>63510418
My fucking sides
>>63506600
>dropship about to land on jakku
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63510538
>i use this with sweatpants and catch women looking at my junk all the time
>mfw caught my friends mom
>>63509771
>5-0! 5-0 rollin up dawg!
>>63510150
similar situation years ago when that southpark episode came out
>smear her lipseal all over my genital warts
>sister and mother get terrible outbreak of herpes and I I blame it on sister being a slut
>sister moves out
>11 months later get visit from sister with newborn baby
I gave hepres to an unborn baby /tv/ but i taught that bitch a lesson
>>63510150
well did you corrrect her?
>>63511522
No. My Mom said it looked fine and my Dad threatened to kick me out of the house.
She could die and I wouldn't even care desu
>>63511019
>seriously thinking sweatpants are attractive
>seriously believing that women are "looking at your junk"
