>watch wolf of wallstreet
>I want to become a millionaire now
how do I do this?
>>63503056
Rip people off like these bums did
watch tai lopez :^)
>>63503056
just be yourself bro
>>63503056
>>watch wolf of wallstreet
>>I want to kill a millionaire now
how do i do this?
>>63503056
>thinking it is possible to do a belfort in this economic climate.. kek
We all missed our chances bros
;_;
>>63503230
>>63503056
>you will never do classic 80s ludes
They apparently still exist but not as good as whatever the fuck those guys were taking
>>63503228
Synagogue
>>63503056
You didn't really "get" this movie, did you?
>>63503268
shut the fuck out kid
>>63503056
STEP 1 - Make a html program.
STEP 2 -Sell it to Google for a billion dollar.
>>63503250
the reason there aren't ludes about any more is because modern benzos are much better
>>63503301
>html program
>>63503550
FOR YOU<br>O<br>R<br>Y<br>O<br>U
>>63503243
so true
>>63503494
How I get benzo?
>>63503719
valium is a benzo. so is xanax and a bunch of others. Doctors prescribe them
>>63503056
A mixture of luck and not being a retard.
>>63503719
buy etizolam online. cheap and legal.
>>63503056
>watch wolf of wallstreet
>I want to become a millionaire now
this movie should literally have the opposite effect
>>63503056
Ask your father to give you a small loan of a million dollars
>>63503056
Sell me this penis
>>63507857
haha
>>63503078
According to this movie Belfort actually studied hard and learned everything about economics before splitting to the city and he also worked 8 hours plus a day restlessly, hardly a bum.
>>63505516
>watch drive
>I drive
this movie should literally have the opposite effect
>>63503056
you work for a sheriff's department in florida but get in a motorcycle accident in 1995. while restricted to your wheelchair you become a computer expert and a fan of william gibson and subscribe to the cypherphunks mailing list. later you team up with an australian investor to work on the idea of digital money. you develop software that is a cryptocurrency and the investor buys multiple supercomputers to get it started. you release the code to the public under an asian pseudonym. you are named as the beneficiary of a trust that will go to the australian in the year 2020. but you die penniless and in squalor in 2013 from infected bedsores due to flesh eating bacteria due to the overuse of antibiotics worldwide.
dumbest thread on /tv/
>>63503243
I didn't. Also
>MtGox
Wasn't the first retarded bubble and it won't be the last. I remember back when the $30 bubble was insane, and when the $260 bubble was insane.
Honest way: Get into a good paying job, save some money, get into economics and stock exchange, after building up a fortune, buy real estate to let.
Repeat until you have lots of real estate which you then can sell for really really valuable real estate that brings in the big money and continues to grow in value.
Not quite honest way: marry someone richer than you, get divorced, get half of the money
Or
Send out fake default summons from a fake address and see how many idiots give you money.
Luck way:
Win lottery
Make some popular smarph game
Make a game that's popular with autists like Minecraft
Inherit
>>63508072
>>Trusting the words of a known fraudster and junkie
Hey reddit!
I don't really like Matt Damon but i like this guy in most things he's been in?
>>63505516
>this movie should literally have the opposite effect
just like the movie wall street
the problem is that psychopaths are inspired by these movies, not turned off by them.
maybe that's because all inspirational quotes could be written by psychopaths.
"don't care what other people think of you"
"you were born that way"
"follow your dreams"
>>63508175
>falling for ironic meme
jokes on you lol
>>63505516
Really? Why? Because Jordan was busted in the end? He's still filthy rich. And don't forget his motivational speech.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PQleT6BtCbE
>>63508252
>current year
>not thinking like a psychopath
sure hope you don't get fucked over by a psychopath because you didn't see him/her coming anon
Save money. Buy stocks. If you would have bought EA stocks 3 years ago you would have increased your fortune by 7 times. It's very easy my friend. Learn how to stock.
>>63508282
too late ;_;
>>63508284
Yes goy invest in other people and don't dream of starting your own company! Only a fool would be so bold as to start their own business!
>>63503056
save a million dollars duh its not that hard u just have to save
>>63503056
>how do I do this?
be jewish?
>>63508308
To start a company you need to have funds first. Stocks are the fastest way to raise your funds
>>63508347
So uh ... lend people money and demand ridiculous interests and proceed to sue them for everything they have if they can't pay it?
I have saved up $30.000 through hard work . What should i invest in?
>>63508348
Yes goy gambling with your savings is the fastest way to amass capital! Faster than saving or taking out a loan or starting a small business that requires low capital investment initially!
>>63508399
Maybe gather a bunch of guys and start a company with a general partnership? I think it's the fastest way to build up a company when you have some funds that are in the ten thousands
>>63505516
How do you honestly depict temptation without making it tempting?
>>63508432
>Taking a loan
Oy vey! Shalom my friend you almost got me
>>63508457
Start a company? Nigga i have no skills. I work as a fucking mover.
>>63503056
kek congrats on missing the entire point of the film
>>63508399
See if you can invest in a Payday loan company.
30k might be too little.
>>63508480
>Taking a loan at a fixed interest rate versus speculating your start-up capital in the stock market where it'll have meager returns or turn a loss
Yes goy! Yes!
>>63503056
>how do I do this?
>>>/biz/
good luck senpai
>>63508482
Start a moving company you degenerate
IPO in 12 months BAZINGA
>>63508399
Go to /biz best stock advice
>>63508399
you gotta diversify yo bonds nigga
10% land
10% gold
10% stocks
10% bonds
10% cryptocurrency
10% drone companies
10% tasers
10% body armor
10% ammunition manufacturers
10% dragon dildos
>>63508432
yes goy, stocks are all gambing
leave the stock market to us jews, you don't want any of these gains
>>63508482
In a general partnership you can cooperate with a bunch of guys that just need starting funds without doing anything yourself. You could work out a contract that gives you a voting power on big decisions but let your partners run the company and only be a partner in name yourself. When you're more into the subject matter you could work out a new contract that gives you procuration too
>>63508460
like the movie trainspotting or requiem for a dream?
>>63508531
yes goy, pay myself and Shlomo here interest instead of earning dividend income from your diversified stock index holdings with tiny fees
don't invest, borrow my money and hope to god your starting venture pays off (it wont)
>>63508571
The gains that fund managers can't predict accurately over a measurable timeline?
The gains that solely come through long term investments in ETFs?
You want to startup your company with th gains in 20 years time?
Good goy, why would you take a bank or family/friend loan? It's not what the chosen people have ever done, it's completely for goys.
>>63508526
Which was?...
>>63508482
>I work as a fucking mover.
You hire someone to do the jobs you get paid for, but pay them less. It's the capitalist way.
>>63508571
stocks *are* all gambling. ever since companies stopped paying dividends. it's literally how can i use current headlines to pawn this off on someone else?
it's like the market for modern art. it has no relation to reality.
>>63508603
>don't invest, borrow my money and hope to god your starting venture pays off (it wont)
>(it wont)
this is the shit tier attitude that keeps people like you in the bottom rungs of society.
i love and despise you losers.
>>63508277
the entire point of the film was to display his downfall and make you realize it's not worth it
he got addicted to countless drugs, ruined hundreds of peoples lives and families, sold out his friends betrayed his loyal wife for looks and then alienated his new one and their kids
the only people who idolize this film are the same people who spout
>you don't have to go to college to be a millionaire! bill gates dropped out!
also he's -$100 Million in debt for the rest of his life im sure that looks good on credit
>>63508620
I regret not having invested into VW stocks last month.
>>63508679
Tell me about your successful company senpai
I lost $5000 on stocks a few weeks back (it's a lot of money for me) and i'm too much of a pussy to get back in the game.
>>63508388
No. You go about tripping over every tiny crack in the pavement so you can sue whoever laid the concrete.
>>63508706
You only lose money if you sell at loss.
The rules of stocks are simple: sell at win, keep at loss, never catch a falling knife.
>>63508684
Is your investment strategy to look at previous gains and hope you can throw a dart to a board and hit a stock that might have the same upward trajectory?
If 95% of fund managers can't profit over 10 years in the market what chance does the uneducated or even educated self investor have?
>>63508705
I lease and sell software to research companies. I don't know how to code, I outsource my designs and own the copyright to the data and patent the program.
>>63508736
Maybe the company he invested in became insolvent? Or he went short?
>>63508736
>keep at loss
What if it keeps loosing? It could take years for that stock to regain it's worth. Wouldn't it be better to sell at a loss and reinvest?
>sell me this pen /tv/
>>63508736
>never catch a falling knife.
What if it's gonna fall on your feet
be born into it like most millionaires
Before this movie came out, like almost 10 years before, I had a friend who was obsessed with the book and wanted to be Belfort.
He wanted me to loan him 40grand and when I refused the friendship soured lel
Then I saw the movie and realised this guy was idolising this piece of shit... and nothing of value was ever lost.
Dollars aren't money. Gold is money.
US Economy 2015 Collapse - *Peter Schiff* - FED will cause Huge Economic Crisis!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRFG4ekXfw8
Check these quads
>>63508749
Uh... look at the news? If ypu kept up with the news you'd know why you'd feel like a retard for not investing into VW.
Also just take a look at general trends. Investing into google will always be a win for you. Especially over the years.
Regenerarive energies are in the coming and will definitely replace carbon as main energy source. Probably best to invest there before the countries get their shit together and fund a global climate saving program (if they don't manage to do that, we're all gonna die anyway, so who cares if you lose your money)
Amazon is gonna continue to grow. Really you should only ask yourself "which company do I think will never die out?" and just invest into them
>movie takes place in the early 90s
>no high-cut bikinis
This shit is NOT tolerable. High-cut is a must.
>>63508782
Do you have a pen?
>>63508957
Why did this die out? Same with those super sexy 70s pants that go up to the belly. Y'know what I mean?
>>63508832
many pens, but nice try anon
>>63508781
>Wouldn't it be better to sell at a loss and reinvest?
When the stock bounces back up and is worth 3 times more than what you paid for it, you're officially a sucker.
>tfw was told to sell my Intel stock earlier this year but didn't
>tfw it went up to $35
feels good man
>>63503228
Seize the means of production
>tfw your speculative penny stock portfolio is down 11% in 9 months
this is suffering...
>>63508978
The high-waist pants have been doing a comeback but without high-cut panties it's a waste.
They died out when corporate executives realized that the grunge was getting popular and decided that the new generation was more attracted to undersexed drug-addicted women-children than to, you know, hot babes, and that there was money to be made by nurturing this new trend. So they promoted underwear and swimwear that looked more childish and less sexy until it overwrote people's conception of sexiness.
>>63509035
>penny stocks
>>63509035
>penny stock portfolio
do you mean blockchain-based cryptocurrency portfolio?
>>63508781
>reinvest
Into what? Something that also might lose it's value? Most companies usually manage to bounce back after a loss. Or especially after a loss. Look at VW. I feel for all the suckers who sold all their stocks because of some overblown media scandal which turned out to be peanuts and envy all those lucky fucks that bought at 90.FUCKING SHIT WHY DO I NEVER HAVE THE BALLS TO DO SHIT. I KEPT DISCUSSING WITH MY FRIENDS HOW BUYING VW WOULD PROBABLY GIVE YOU TONS OF MONEY FUCK FUCK FUCK
Of course you can't make general rules. But if a company like google loses like 5% because of some temporary Apple hype, you'd be a retard to sell.
If you realize that the company you invested is on a dying economic branch and can only hold itself afloat with government funds you better sell as quickly as possible.
>>63509072
no a minor portion of my overall portfolio is for gambling in penny stocks
>>63509060
DAMN YOU SOCIETY
>>63509121
i used to watch bloomberg news in the morning where i had a thing for erin andrews until she became some fox news robot.
>>63509173
You mean Erin Burnett? Also, nobody cares.
>>63509121
>I use part of my money to pay useless bums that think they run a company
Okay
>>63509252
>then
>dow at 7958
>oil at 100
>now
>dow at 17556
>oil at 37
