>it's a jeremy makes a pervy comment to a female audience member standing at the front and she laughs awkwardly episode
>it's a Jeremy gets himself and his co-stars fired and Top Gear gets cancelled episode
>its a Richard Hammond unfortunately avoids being boiled to death episode
>>63501605
Absolute madman.
>>63501631
>it's a Richard Hammond on the track episode.
>it's a captain slow in a supercar episode
>>63501631
>It's a Richard Hammond develops a near sexual relationship with a car he named
>>63501712
>OLIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRR
>it's a make fun of foreign cars despite not having a domestic auto industry episode
>>63501729
>getting mad at banter
thirdies, everyone.
>>63501583
>it's an episode with Top Gear dog
>>63501729
why bring this up??????!!!!
you cunt
>it's a show about cars that nevertheless every fucker in the world for some reason watched
>>63501746
>He just sleeps
Comfy
>>63501729
Can't handle the bants.
>hearty keks all round
>>63501746
>Its a Jeremy steamrolls over Top Gear Dog and says "and on that bombshell!" whilst Hammond wails episode
>>63501583
>gay
>cunt
Extremely problematic.
I can feel a sternly worded email coming on. Won't be too long before these dinosaurs are dropped by amazon and left to rot.
>>63501775
>daily wail bait
Why senpai?
>>63501746
>he doesn't know bants
>he can't suppress the butthurt
>HE CAN'T TAKEN THE BANTER
>it's a James and Jeremy discuss history while driving a vintage car segment
>>63501729
>>63501805
Fucking hell baka senpai.
>it's a making fun of birmingham episode
>it's a banter about bants bantering banter
>Its an American Special where Jeremy shoots Hammond in the arm, hip, leg, neck and stomach whilst driving off laughing episode
>>63501808
>that old mercedes
>literally exclusively owned by murderous dictators
>and Jeremy Clarkson
Based
>>63501822
Birmingham is a shithole desu senpai
>>63501822
>Caring about Birmingham
GO AND MIND THE SHOP MR PATEL
>>63501824
>it's a Lexus LFA episode
Fuuuuck that engine man, just kill me now cause I'll never own it.
>it's a switch channel to something better since Top Gear is on episode
>>63501765
Comfy as fuck. That dog had it easy
>>63501873
>>63501870
s-stop
>>63501741
>projecting
This is what cunts are doing when they call out someone for not handling the banter.
>>63501946
Shut the fuck up thirdy and learn to handle banter
>>63501942
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>63501946
>he can't take it no more
>baby don't bant me
>don't bant me
>no more
>>63501946
>the butthurt is strong in this one
Why you so mad about bants?
>>63501644
it's a jeremy and james make fuck of hamster the whole time roadtrip episode
love that shit
>>63502280
>its a Hammond can't handle the banter and has to be an absolute soft cunt looking for sympathy episode
>>63501946
>>63502316
Is he Hammond?
>can't handle bants
>small dick
>small man
Richard I know that's you.
>it's a vacation that they vaguely make about cars so they can travel on BBC's dime episode
Some of the best to be quite frank family.
>>63502476
Soft cunt or not, he adds to the trio's dynamic which is what made the show so successful (especially internationally)
>it's James May shows you how to make Poachies on Toast episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZlmHPxzQZg
>>63502498
>Based Clarkson
>pissing about with the left biased BBC money
>enraging the lefty cunts even more
What a glorious man.
>>63502498
Those are way better than the regular episodes
>it's a Jeremy can't find anything negative to say about a Japanese sports car, so it drives like a computer episode
>>63502553
>It's a Hammond is bored episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z3Q3OzIJRY
>it's a hosts visits a husk of a factory that is all that's left of the company that produced their childhood icons and dreams episode
This and Jeremy talking about how the only reason why he was able to make it to his dad's sudden death bed was the car he chose to drive for the episode absolutely rekt me
>>63501899
Shit tier car. How do you take a decade to build such an over engineered bland piece of garbage? I don't know, but lexus certainly does. If I was in the market for over engineered bland pieces of garbage I would buy a GTR and be faster for like a third of the price.
>it's a the opposite of what we just said would happen happened gag
>>63502727
How many of the jokes/events are set up? Because it feel's like it's about 100%
>>63502752
Everything shown on TV is staged, you idiot. That way, nobody gets sued if something goes wrong.
The only people not fake during a segment would be in the background shot.
>>63502752
There is some sort of a outline where they go from point to point and have an idea what to make funny of or say what they're at each point, but they're genuine friends who can make jokes and banter with in a believable way.
>>63502647
>calling LFA bland
>talks about GTRs
You're literally the definition of a pleb and have no idea what you're talking about. It's not even about the flat out speed, it's the character of that V10, if you think it's bland you're retarded.
I bet you think the V12 Vantage is bland too.
It's dumbasses like you that are making the car manufacturers put out shit like the new M4s, R8s and NSX. Soulless turds for morons that don't know shit about cars.
>>63502553
>>63502620
>leave Top Gear
>just take to YouTube to make silly videos about unemployment
Based.
>>63501583
He did that more than once?
>It's the episode where jeremy keeps tipping over the three wheeled car on sharp turns
>>63503124
>and he's not even unemployed
James May is a so based.
>>63503391
I never used to be a fan of him at first but he's definitely grown on me.
>>63502587
>There's literally nothing wrong with it
>But it doesn't have SOUL
Jeremy is actually a pretty bad reviewer
DUDE THIS MACHINE CAN GO FAST LMAO
>>63502633
those feels.jpg
i'm with you, brah
>>63503613
Wrong
>>63503444
He's gotten a lot better. He's top tier with Jeremy. Hammond is the low hanging fruit.
>>63503954
>hammond
>low hanging fruit
tee hee
>>63503954
>He's gotten a lot better. He's top tier with Jeremy.
Definitely.
>Hammond is the low hanging fruit
Fucking savage.
>>63502620
Fucking hell rural England looks comfy as fuck.
TFW my Anglo-saxon blood calls for the homeland
>>63504027
>muh heritage
Oh boy here we go.
>>63504050
What are you on about m8
>>63504065
You know exactly what I'm babbling about.
>>63504027
It is
t. britbong
>>63504112
FUCK
I just looked at what it takes to obtain a VISA as an Ausfag.
Some ridiculous standards.
>tfw some polniggers and shit-tier Eastern Europeans are allowed in but Im not
>>63504148
Blame the EU m8.
You are all nuttin but a bunch short arsed dwarfs. You can't reach my level
>>63504148
really don't let it worry you so much. As an Ausfag who wanted to go there I soon decided, after the same investigation, to abandon the idea, (not that it really mattered anyway)
>>63504216
I'm just going to marry some Farmer's girl and inherit his land or something.
>it's an obviously tons of scenes shot separately and edited together to look like a race segment
>>63504181
It's the opposite, mate. It's because Non-EU migrants cause a massive net cost on the economy whereas EU migrants produce a net benefit.
http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/c49043a8-6447-11e4-b219-00144feabdc0.html#axzz3tvHoDzqT
Bloody Aussies coming over here doing either fuck all or bartending
>>63504256
Guess what
ITS A TELEVISION SHOW
>It's a that cute girl anon likes starts talking dirty for some reason, so he assumes it's one of her friends messing around with her phone episode
>>63504270
>Bloody Aussies coming over here doing either fuck all or bartending
Normal jobs won't hire you if you're a convicted felon
>>63504341
I keked.
Slightly related; I talked to someone whose name was literally "Kek" on the phone today.
She was Asian.
>>63504255
and you wil be blessed by the Sweet Corn or Blan Wheat Gods or what ever. What ever have a good life
>>63501583
>It's a Jeremy Clarkson and Richard 'The Hamster' Hammond dies horrifically episode
Why will this never get made???
>it's a /k/ crossover episode
>>63504112
Oooooof yes. Shame it's all drizzle right now.
>it's a they're all incompetent twits episode
>>63504270
That's my point. Blame the EU for letting lazy buttfucking Polacks and shitskins in, while people from the commonwealth have to work their arses off.
>>63504497
It almost did, remember the jet car crash?
If May spent less time naming spanners and more time calculating when to have the car crash, Hammond would be in a pet cemetery by now.
>>63504596
Listen mate, it's nothing personal. We just think Aussies are all tossers.
>>63504112
its a brilliant drive until you get caught behind an old cunt who drives at 20mph
>>63504664
I'm not even an Aussie. I'm from Bongland myself, and if it came down to it, I'd rather have estates full of convicts rather than estates full of pakis.
>>63501605
Would the show be anywhere without him?
>>63504282
>mfw when people take Top Gear as fact
>mfw they don't know it's an entertainment show
>mfw people are actually offended by Jeremy Clarkson
>mfw there is no face to describe such morons
>Captain Slow does it again
>>63504729
James rustle ya jimmies May
>>63504596
Read the article, you mug. A10 countries (which includes Poland) contributed 12% more, i.e. they gave more in taxes than they took in benefits.
>>63504675
>behind an old cunt who drives at 20mph
tfw motorbike
>>63504910
I would if I could.
>>63504675
Nah, it's the horses and tractors that are the biggest ballache
so when are the new episodes coming out?
>>63505645
i bet it will get cancelled
>It's a James fixes shit and is all round competent episode
Oh wait, that's ever episode.
>>63505740
>talking trash about Based May
Fuck you nigger go suck Hammond's dick. Bitch ass fucking faggot.
>>63502620
I love British countryside
>>63504582
Drizzle is the fucking best m8. Wintry cold miserable weather is what I love this country for.
>>63502633
Based Porsche.
>It's a James May gets brain damage episode.
The Top Gear Specials are some of the comfiest programming in television history
>>63505723
why? it recieved pretty huge funding already
>>63501583
>Its a Steve episode
>It's a joke car turns out to be GOAT episode
Seriously though this Lotus was incredible.
>>63503593
This desu
>>63504664
>We just think Aussies are all tossers.
I don't. They're basically us with a slightly newer form of bantz, anyway.
>>63505944
fakin oath, cunt.
>>63502587
If you no longer voice a complaint that exists, then are no longer a car reviewer.
>>63505975
Well, I believe the new season of Top Gear will feature excellent reviewers who will satisfy your curiosity
>it's a theres a really cute girl in the crowd so I can't pay attention to anything else episode
>>63506038
https://youtu.be/YBYHY4SKa3o
>>63505877
Argie bargies got their jimmies rustled
>it's a jeremy has a politically incorrect opinion right on schedule, almost as if it wasn't real episode
>2016
>its a sponsored content episode
>>63506061
You should watch a movie called Rush, it'd be right up your alley.
>>63506310
Great film. Very inspiring, whether you're into Formula 1 or not.
>>63506215
>it's not 2016
>>63506372
Indeed.
>dat lung scraping scene
>>63506490
Thanks for reminding me m8
>>63506372
Senna doe
>>63501583
>pervy comment
fuck off
>>63506595
EXcept it clearly always is. That's no negative comment against Clarkson, ya moron.
>>63504027
>>63504065
Why do merifats always fucking do that?
>>63506563
Need to see that one next...
>>63501631
>It's a Richard Hammond drives in a straight line episode
>It's a the guest is a British b-list celebrity that no one outside of the UK has heard about episode
>It's a Jeremy acts like a kek towards a black guest or he'll get sent to prison by the BBC police episode.
>>63507634
And that's the way it should be.
These Amerifats coming in thinking they're all that.
GET OFF MY COMFY TOP GEAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63507634
They can't be getting Jeff Goldblum, Patrick Stewart or Matt Damon every day, m8.
>>63506038
Oh no it won't.
That ginger kuck is going to bomb. Chris Harris would have been better.
>It's a Dacia Sandero episode
>>63504675
implying americans could handle tiny country roads with 60mph speed limits anyway
>>63505763
>it's an anon completely misreads the post above, leading to wacky hijinks episode
>>63507743
>>63508143
>amerifats
>what are corners?
>>63508274
I once took a cab in Ukraine and it was a Dacia Sandero. Best day of my life.
>>63508350
>>63508143
clearly you guys have never been to north America.
we have some of the narliest back roads in the world.
I can personally think of at least 30 different roads within a 30 km radius that would make the cut as pro rally tracks.
and quite a few back roads have been paved recently and are tons of fun to drive in my firebird.
>>63501942
Literally the worst accent, kill yourself my man
>>63508485
i just meant in general but that's a pretty cool blog post
>>63508539
omg thank you.
I've been writing it for seven years and I didn't think anybody reddit. that's so awesome.
>>63508485
firebird?
fucking americans.
>>63501729
> no domestic auto industry.
kek.
When does the amazon show start?
>>63501906
>It's a going on a thread with no other purpose than to be a flaming homosexual shitposter episode.
>>63501729
>>63508870
>>63508870
amerikeks still cant handle the bantz
>It's a James tries to kill himself on camera and plays it off like he knows what he's doing episode
>>63501729
TYRANNOSAURUS REKT
/thread
>mfw all these triggered britcunts are spamming "can't handle the banter" faggotry because they have no true comeback
>>63509291
Apparently he was actually looking down the barrel for a reason though, he knew it was unloaded and shit
>it's a james creepily says hello to women episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9gFT1mEfZ8
