What's your favorite Plinkett line?
>>63501167
>Where are my hotpockets mom
>>63501167
>59 minutes
>>63501167
This is my least favorite part of the Plinkett reviews. It reminds me of how judgmental women are and makes me sad :(
>Sitting in a chair. Drinking coffee
Just like my boss. I love comparing him to George Lucas in my head.
>Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the Graveyard Smash
>>63501193
>Dude is she hot?
I don't know the list women have. Maybe a fellow anon can deliver.
>>63501167
>supports fascism
>The best part of waking up is acid in your cuuup
>>63501246
this one
>>63501191
This shit gets me every time.
>"oooohhhhhhhh......"
>Taft, you fuck! You bought your suit at the Portly Gentleman's used clothing store! I know this because I SOLD IT TO YOU!
>"Um, hi. Excuse me but, um, are we sure we should be doing ___?"
>IT LOOKS LIKE A SING-ALONG VIDEO FOR BABIES
>Psychotic, megalomanical rant
>I don't even know who I am anymore, fuck me oooohhhh
>>63501246
objectively this
>>63501356
objectively this
>>63501356
>It wouldn't be called Dollar Store Casher Wife, it'd be called Fuck Off Ghost
>Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi should have been combined into one character, called Obi-Wan Kenobi
>you mean arabs?
>no... you racist. no
>Maybe there was just never a reason for them to run fast agai-
>ohhh.... yeah
>that might've been a good time
it's not a line but it gets me every time
>Eating Pussy, a guide to preparing feline meat
>>63501513
They both have faces. It's uncanny.
>>63501167
>Oh wait... no....
>Tshi, which is chinese for disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat
>As it turns out Jedi can run really really fast when the screenwriter doesn't know how to get them out of a scene where they're being attacked by robots
>What is it with Ricks?
>>63501191
whats the line?
>Now the urban market once stole my tv so I know they like movies
>shove it up your a-
>>63501460
This. Also
>by planet core I assume he means planet core
>i will do anything you ask
>mmmm... I like to fuck my cat
>Gungas
>Well yoda showed up with the clones and they fought the robots, and I'm not sure who won.
On another note what did RLM dsay about episode 7?
>>63501167
>Fuck you Rick Berman. You ruined this too? Stop ruining things...
>>63501167
What did you just say? About Mein Kampf?
his funniest lines were in the star trek movie reviews and were moved into the star wars reviews.
>>63501246
Oh shit, still makes me laugh.
>>63501261
This one made me kek irl desu
>>63501193
Same. I was just rejected by a girl solely for not liking the same Baseball team as her
>>63501167
>This cat isn't going to milk itself
>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE
>Having a weird skeleton hand (oh wait we're not doing that anymore)
>If you ask me, Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi should have been combined to form a new character, called Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I don't know any of these lines. I haven't watched the reviews since they came out.
Post a link with timestamp.
>>63501167
For some reason, this one:
>Also on the ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-a-bad-guy, and Admiral Bone-to-pick.
>But they don't talk about them.
>>63501333
I often walk around my house saying "TAFT YOU FUCK" to myself
>hmm, what should the bad man say now?
>>63501191
this.
>>63501579
That is the line
>>63501602
kek, best one right there
>>63502350
>*alarms blaring*
Is it worth getting the Blu Ray set just for the commentaries? RLM commentaries that is.
>>63501191
>TIME TO GO IN THE REFRIGERATOR
This whole thing, and everything to do with his relationship with his cat.
>It's so Dense, every sin..
>SHUT UP
>You said it, brother.
>Wait, YOU said that?
>George Lucas didn't ruin my childhood. Fucking polio did
>is everyone blind and stupid
>Which brings me to my next point: is everyone blind and stupid
>i killed them
X
>and not just the men
X
>but the women
X
>and the children
X
X
X
This whole bit was just gold
>>63502972
I like the little zinger that comes later
>X
>Having a creepy skeletor hand
>>63502972
I lose it at the murder part every time
Plinkett sex dungeon, never forget
>This was actually the most shocking part of the whole movie, because at this point you forgot you were a human being
>Oh... that's right... I'm still alive! And I'm watching a movie I guess. Wait, did something happen?
It's a simple gag but:
>You see, we once set up a blockade naval around Cuba, to stop the Russians from setting up missile launchers there. It was a little event you might have heard of, it wasn't a big deal, you know, but you might have heard of it, it was called WORLD WAR ONE
>Jeez you stupid people need to learn your history
and then later
>So the droid army just rolls in, unchallenged as expected - just like the Nazis into France in a little historical event you might have heard of, umm, what was it called? Uh... THE FRENCH REVOLUTION
>>63502443
The EU summed up in two lines.
>>63501167
>So Leia falls in love with Anakin despite all the shitty stuff he did
>I'd like to award George Lucas the "totally understands women award"
>>63501246
>you should've fucking stayed in hell, you piece of shit
Oh wait, that was a Max Landis line from the last best of the worst.
>>63501167
It is so dense, every single frame has some many things going on
>>63502514
Just torrent them
That's not what I did, if you're reading this FBI
i-is this a shill thread?
>>63503896
i-is this a shitpost?
>>63501355
what is that plinket meme from? Which star trek review is it?
>>63503896
>>63503927
a-are you both lost on your way to reddit?
>>63503934
First Contact
>>63501167
Your wife will never know what hit her....oh....I mean Jedi
>>63501167
"My cat stole my merkins!"
"Niw into my favorite subject. Number 7 MUUURDER"
>>63503896
>>63503927
>>63503948
>all these forgettable lines
>no "ethos" posting
>le back to reddit totally fitting in with these 4channers post
confirmed shill thread. fuck off RLM we already watch your schlock
>>63502350
This one
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR RAAAAACE
>oh yes and I forgot to mention, my first name is Sheeeeev
The bit about the Self Destruct going offline in ST Nemesis.
>looks like we can't blow up the ship, oh well
dont worry I'm a coward too
That and the Kurling Naskos crashing noise, however you spell it
>>63504134
>What?
>It's Shëv
>>63503160
too fucking good, I am crying
Is Max Landis an objectively superior version of Jack and should replace him forthwith?
>is openly a faggot and stands by it
>ironically isn't the one who looks like he has AIDS
>>63501167
>Why didn't the council send one, or two, or three, or four, or five, or six
>>63502384
thats just what she told you anon...
>>63501167
>Let's jump in shall we?
>I hate it when he does that.
>Yeah i bet you do asshole
>>63501513
>People will remember Jester because of the review and not from the actual movie
>>63501460
The first thing I ever heard Plinkett say, because I was linked to that part of the review. Watched the whole trilogy immediately.
>>63501464
This one also got me.
>>63501255
Seriously bro, how hot is she?
Plinkett trying to say "protagonist"
William Shakesman
>The entire Best of the Worst with Star Wars Holiday special
>>63504293
>Just imagine Darth Maul being all like "I'm a fucking badass- oh... how do you close these doors?"
>I'm just kidding the word is GARBAGE
>Hey slow down asshole, nothing you're saying makes any sense
>we even had our first gay jedi
>>63504788
the line was homosexual, and it was Darth Maul, not a jedi.
>>63501167
>Wait what did you say?... about Mein Kampf?
>>63504286
He looks like he's a member of a post apocalyptic band of homosexual Raiders.
Mad max two style.
>>63502972
holy shit
>Analsis
>Cliff Huckstable. Has money, objectifies women, beats women, and tries to shoot women. He also has no faults.
>>63501246
Came in here to post this and am pleasantly surprised it's in the first 5 posts.
>>63501167
>In fact JJ Abrams should have directed the prequels and George Lucas should have directed people to their seats in the theatre
So true
>>63501167
FUCK YOU RICK BERMAN
>>63505126
Not true, after you see what shit he did.
I miss Lucas.
>>63505288
Trust me. Look at my face. Would THIS face lie to you?
>>63501167
>oh god, I take it back! Stop making new things!
>"I hate it when he does that!"
>I bet you do, asshole...
>>63501246
This.
Still no idea why I find it so funny.
>The Jedi cut em down like they're butter, and they really are pretty useless
>FUCK YOU
>>63502619
this
>>63505288
Prequels are objectively horrible movies, the only good part about watching them is the memes. While JJ is definitely playing it safe and not trying much new, at the very least it'll be a fun little flick.
the part where he makes a montage of all the callbacks to the original trilogy.
Does Plinkett's Baby's Day Out review exist anywhere any more?
>goes on a psychotic megalomaniacal rant
>>63505570
I think it's unlisted like the Star Trek reviews are
>Did you read the script, too? Hey what's that on the ground?
>>63505570
Yeah, nerd
http://redlettermedia.cum/plinkett/other-movies/babys-day-out/
>>63505570
redlettermedia com/plinkett/other-movies/babys-day-out/
>>63505515
JJ plays it always so safe that his movies are all completely forgettable
>>63501167
>Is everyone blind AND stupid? Which brings me to my next point
>Number six: Is everyone blind AND stupid?
>every character is dumb
This stuff was so well written, wtf happened to rlm...
ima give this movie an honest review and anal sis
>>63502456
I knew I couldn't be the only one out there.
>george lucas didnt ruin my childhood
>fucking POLIO did
without a doubt the line that sticks with me the most
is Admiral Bone-to-Pick
i dont know why but it comes to mind all the time and i love it
The entire running joke of calling Organa Jimmy Schmitts
>>63501167
>Also aboard the ship are; Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-a-bad-guy, and Admiral Bone-To-Pick. But they don't mention them
>>63505616
Does that work? Last time I tried it, it didn't because it was on vimeo or something, and that service ended.
I don't remember it exactly, but it's like
>There's Kate Winslet, and she has no objective flaws, she's into art, smart, world-weary, and bored of the whole societal act she's put in
>And then there's Cliff Huxtable, he's rich, handsome, shoots people, beats women, he also has no flaws
>>63505920
They're using something else; the video loaded just fine for me.
Often, they (the pro-ta-gnghn..) get the girl too, which is icing on the cake.
>pic related
doctor plinkett is in im here
>>63505966
This is good news. Thank you, anon. Now I can fuck the pain away.
>RLM shills
>>63501167
TAFT
YOU FUCK
PUT IT IN THE TEA
PUT IT IN THE TEA
EEEELECTRIFY THEM
>>63506007
>>63506054
>worshipping youtube celebs
no you are the reddit
>>63506054
HELLO HARRISON
>finally the only kid that talks in this film dies
>and all of them die
>these are positive changes
How would you rape the Millenium Falcon?
I KNOW, I'VE DONE IT.
>>63506071
4U maybe
>>63501246
objectively this
>>63501246
THAT'S IT!
>>63504526
Now, back to 9/11
>>63501432
>>63501455
wew lad
>>63503160
How is this plinkett?
>>63505288
Are you retarded?
I'm sure the phantom menace review was most of yours exposure to RLM so "Star Wars the Phantom Menace was the most disappointing thing since my son"
When he listed all the minorities represented in Attack of the Clones, and then over footage of Darth Maul he says "And they broke new ground by having the first homosexual in Star Wars".
Follows by his 'dance' over some gay sounding music.
Kills me every time.
>>63503160
>first two anons nearly fuck up a golden thread with their "shill" and "reddit" bullshit
Just goes to show what a shit board /tv/ has become.
>>63505329
>Ok, you're a secret sith master, that's why you have to walk like a retard
From the new hope commentary track:
>Then him and Ewan laughed over a pint of Guiness
>Oh wait Ewan is Scottish
>Then him and Ewan laughed over a shot of meth
>>63506526
Scots do heroine Plinkett, you fucking hack
>Anyway, so Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the Graveyard Smash
>>63506588
Best line right here.
>>63501246
>>63506588
It's "pledges his ALLEGIANCE" you fucks
>Yeah, I bet you do, asshole.
>>63502478
Begin operation hot zone kill
>>63506616
it's the first google result, both anons copy pasted it probably
Why did Anakin build C-3PO? His arms don't even bend. A vacuum cleaner would've been a better gift. Or a vibrator. It seems the only action she is getting is from the "force". hehe, rape jokes! I love 'em!
https://youtu.be/Zqb9q3c1Pxo?t=5m3s
>>63501607
this boy always gets me
>>63506929
*bit
>Edwards style, baby.
>>63503680
totally underrated
>>63505933
i cant remember this
When he's explaining the typical journey of a protagonist and he shows that in cinematic terms, Willy Wonka and his chocolate are the "girl" to Charlie Bucket.
>FUCK YOU RICK BERMAN, YOU RUINED THIS TOO?
>oh wait.. What is it with Ricks?
>KER-BLAMO
>NO MORE AMIDAMA
>>63501246
>tfw the only one who doesn't seem to find this side splittingly funny
It was a good line, I guess?
>star wars episode II was the most disappointing thing since my son
>>63502972
They fail to ever explain how sentient Sand People are exactly, which lessens the impact. And they're too distant from humans to feel empathy for them.
>>63508061
episode I review pleb
Palpatines behind it all!
>I killed them...
>BUZZ
>They're dead...
>BUZZ
>And their children too...
>BUZZ
>AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS
>BUZZ
>>63505677
This is true. It'll be Star Trek 2009.
Remember that film? Because no one does. Star Trek fans were luke warm or didn't like it, and those that did just went on to the the next 50 block busters.
>they make a secret potion to make you forget all about attack of the clones, it's called BLEACH
>>63502094
They haven't yet.
>>63508255
Most trekkies didn't hate 09, but everyone know the next one was going to make or break the franchise... And we got train wrek: into derpness.
>>63508283
They had the cinco de star wars vid.
>mmmmm I like to fuck my cat oh did I say that outloud?
"my pizza rolls is done"
>>63504526
>Three Two Three Four, Four Two Three, And
>>63506444
Drunken Wushu
"They really are pretty useless, and the Jedi cut through them like hot butter."
Fuck y-
>>63508447
THESE MEN ARE PAWNS
> Also aboard the ship were Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm A Bad Guy, and Admiral Bone To Pick
>but they didn't mention them
>They're like, "Young Han Solo, this is baby Luke and Leia," and he shakes their tiny baby hands.
>>63501607
>They don't call him "kid fisto" cause he's into chicks
>>63508230
>To be angry is to be human.
>.....................BUZZ
>>63508223
> The warning alarms when Anakin and Sheev are in that Opera (Bubble Comedy) get me everytime.
>>63508693
the thing is, it's fucking hilarious as George could easily have done it
>>63508813
>And you know he looks like THIS.
>>63501246
It's a toss up between this and
>GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF MY ASSWALLET
You may not have noticed...but your brain did.
George Lucas confirmed for Jar Jar Binks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhhACgJJkc4
>>63501607
>>63501333
Trips of truth! The way he delivers that line is perfect.
And there off on a romantic italian vacation!
>>63505818
You guys are the best
>>63508813
I'm almost certain that the only reason he didn't was due to something about it being more difficult than he thought, making him just abandon the idea instead
>>63505329
fuck lucas that fucking faggot
Is there going to be a Force Awakens review? If there is I hope they actually put effort into it so it's not just this still image for 3/4th of it like the last 3 videos.
>...and fhantasie geanreors
>Obi-Wan a stupid asshole idiot head
>>63509286
Hopefully not until it's on Bluray, so he can use actual clips from the movie.
>Chicken leads to Egg
>Egg leads to Omelette
>Omelette leads to Fecal Urgency
>>63509286
The prequel reviews were the result of over 10 years arguing with rabid fanboys.
There's a reason they haven't been topped yet and why they don't make them now.
The whole sitting on a couch bit.
FUCK
I never thought how stupid the whole Padme assassination attempt thing was until I watched those reviews.
The entire scenario is so baffling I can't believe it actually exists.
>>63509286
>it has to be flashy otherwise i can't focuss
>Starwipe to next shot
It's about the review, not what's on screen u ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
this
>>63509423
It's not even about that, that image just makes me uncomfortable.
>Could it be this guy?
>plane crashes into WTC
THIS IS BORDERLINE EXPERIMENTAL
>you never thought you'd be laughing at the end did you?
>laughing so hard you couldn't breathe
>>63508693
>or shoehorn him somewhere else
>>63509702
apparently that's what rich evans did when he,jay and mike went to see the movie. then everyone looked at them
>>63506526
>Mark Hammil can teach Hayden Christensen on the ways of the convention circuit and how to not kill yourself
>"Hayden can you autograph my lightsaber, and please don't write 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>anyway with these fucking Star Wars prequels, I'm always forced to go back to screen writing 101 and a big four letter word that comes to mind
>FUCK
>nah im just kidding the word is
>CRAP
>nah im just kidding the word is
>SHIT
>nah im just kidding the word is
>PISS
>nah im just kidding the word is
>POOP
>nah im just kidding the word is
>GARBAGE
>nah im just kidding the word is TONE
The whole sequence where Lucas debates what number to use for "Order 66"
>>63508185
>I slaughtered them LIKE animals
This implies a level of sentience above animals
>Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash
>>63509286
They'll just make a circle jerk like an average half in the bag
>The Phantom Menace has a weird scene where a pizza roll walks into Watto's workshop and says to kill your wife
>Fuck the pain away
I like the part in the Crystal skull review how he explains that Indiana Jones didnt murder enough people in the movie
>>63503833
Theres something else here thats dense and it aint the frame
>>63510143
ASIAN :D
>hispanic co-pilot
>>63502384
You shouldnt have even asked a girl who likes baseball out, anon.
Sportsfags are displaying the most retarded plebian tribalism possible, cheering for a bunch of useless musclemen who the vast majority of them have never talked to or had social contact with, so they can fit in with a bunch of other morons doing the same.
Squeeze my gat till the clips is done.
>>63503160
WOTCH MEH, DUNKEEH, AM GUNNA SHITPOEST UHN FORHECHAN!
>>63504286
No. Max was okay but he didn't fit in that well. He was part of the comedy and conversation, but he didn't contribute that much. He was also too over the top with his random 2001 references and he was too excited
>>63510143
TSHI
>>63501513
George Lucas actually wanted that design because it looked like him.
>>63511751
Who has that webm of Lucas messing with that guy's mold and wrecking it?
Maybe thats why they call him Qui-Gon Jinn. You know, cuz hes always drinking Gin...
>>63505174
Wait a minute, you're not rick berman. What is it with ricks?
>>63506443
>>63511617
Calling jar jar binks a loathsome cunt
>>63512114
>the cartoon rabbit that steps in the poopie
>DELLOW FELEGATES
>>63511572
As opposed to moviefags that cheer for a bunch of men and women playing pretend
>>63511899
>>63509286
Probably unless Force Awakens is really really bad
Though its most likely going to be okay and they'll just do a HITB episode
>>63508447
>Want to watch Ishtar
>Torrent support is fucking terrible
>No one has the DVD of it
and fantasee jonraz
>>63501246
100% this
