Doug Walker never left his job as a janitor, Paul Latza is essentially the other universe's Doug and Linkara is the Latza. Based "Big Balls" Brad is a successful porn star.
Wayneposting is the meme that just won't die over there
>"WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, OFFICER?"
>"COMMISSIONER GORDON'S BEEN SHOT"
>"I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT"
LMAO
>>63499284
I liked that Fringe episode
Guys I really think we should help Tom out, if we start a campaign or something maybe he can unJUST himself, I know he hasnt been in anything since Mission Impossible 3 but dammit those movies were part of my childhood.
>mfw they are rebooting the MI franchise
>Ethan is played by Brendan Fraser
>The mega star of the Mummy 7 part story.
>Remembered by classics like Encino Man and Bedazzled
>Best photographer in the world
>His Charities saved Africa
>Just had another baby boy with his wife
This actually hurt to write down.
Can we take a fucking break for once from all these threads about Rainer Fassbinder's latest blockbuster and talk about pic related's latest masterpiece? I'm not exaggerating when I say Birth of a Nation II has already made it on my all time top 5.
>>63499430
Over There they don't have Scientology (though, oddly, they still kinda have Dianetics, in the form of ZFT) so I actually think Tom Cruise would have gone into the public sector. He might be a senator Over There, maybe even president.
Redverse 4chan started in the early 90s, got really shitty really fast. Sadly, moot really was eaten by a shark, that was a legit news post that leaked through the universes.
>there never was a humphrey bogart over there
sucks to be them.
>>63499651
>not watching Michael Bay's latest experimental avant garde masterpiece
>>63499998
>michael bay
>bringing up cinema in a theatre discussion
look, I get that you posters of el recycloman have trouble grasping the subtle but inviolate distinctions between the gradings of the visual arts, but here we keep them each to their own discussion:
Talkies
Pictures
Cinema
and Theatre
And if you can't keep to your own thread, then you should really just step outside.
none of this is intriguingly edgy enough desu
>>63499284
Why did George Lucas make the sequel trilogy with dated models and practical effects after practically dragging us into the information age just developing the CG technology needed for the first three episodes?