Haters BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYgD7zylrE
That actually made me a little hype.
Shame an ugly nigger and British slit with an ugly apparent accent have to ruin the film.
>>63498025
>opening night is sold out
fug
>>63498128
Don't go opening night
>>63498223
I'm kinda dreading it because I'm seeing it in LA and it's going to be full of stinky beaners.
>>63498223
That's for true fans on lyrics
>>63498223
Once in a life time experience
a couple new scenes but, desu the dialogue is shit.
>>63498223
to avoid spraying ak47 :D
>>63498025
>we got company!
>>63498248
Why would you go on opening day/night?
Let me tell you something: 1999 I was there. It was terrible. When that fucking protocool droid came in to give Obi Kek tea people went ape shit cause they thought it was C3PO. Imagine what happend when R2D2 saced the Nigboo ship.
Waste of money and time. You will not hear anything.
>>63498431
>>63498223
That's why I said Dont go opening night
>>63498299
What makes it different from seeing it a day later. Sweaty manchildren in cosplay outfits who cheer at every little thing so you can't hear any dialogue. I'll pass.
>>63498477
>>63498431
>>63498223
some of you guys are alright. don't go opening night.
>>63498370
We got a lot of company
>>63498337
lmao wtf do you expect from star wars.
even the OT had corny ass dialogue spliced in with the quotes that we remember today
>>63498248
I'd reserve a ticket if I were you at the/or a Arclight.
>>63498598
I feel bad for you if you can't tell the difference between OT lines and much of what we've seen from the trailers.
>>63498509
This, I'm gonna go see it sunday morning when no one is there.
IT AINT SHEEV
IT AINT SHEEV
I AIN'T NO SENATORS SON
>>63498431
>You will not hear anything.
Thank fuck I'm going to the Alamo Drafthouse. Not only will I get to see the movie in peace, I'll get to kek at all the star wars fgts who will be thrown out for talking. Plus it was cheaper than a normal cinema
>>63498248
>mfw got 21+ seating that let me reserve a comfy ass recliner for me and my gf
>>63498983
>No TIE Interceptors
so the bad guys are retarded?
>>63498959
>mfw I'm going to be watching it opening night in Cancún Mexico because I'm there for a holiday trip with the faM
What I'm in for?
>>63498116
Can you kill yourself? Surely you don't have anyone in your life that genuinely cares about you, so it won't be a problem if you end yourself seeing as no one will give a damn. Just do it, you know? Thanks.
>>63498870
Trailers are always like that though they're piecework
>>63498598
Nigga are you stupid? Lucas was a fucking kid when he wrote that shit. The franchise has been around long enough to have professionals work on a decent script.
>>63499063
subtitles in spanish?
>>63499063
Huge lines. Nothing too different from american movie theaters. This is coming from someone who saw ep2 in the US and ep3 in mexico
Just dont make sure you know the mexican anthem before the movie starts
>>63498116
Shut up man.
>>63499121
Ugh! I know, right? Like, just...ugh!
>>63498116
not gonna lie family .. this trailer looked pretty cash
>>63498025
B-but people's party is literally the empire. How the fuck do they dissociate that?
http://www.hitbox.tv/Sheev66
streaming
Raiders of the Lost Kek
in 5 mins
>>63498299
A once in a lifetime experience of being surrounded by screaming nerds so you can't hear the movie. No thanks.
>>63498431
i want to experience it fresh with a good crowd
why the fuck is harrison ford in this? i thought he didn't even like star wars. he doesn't need money. the fuck. the fuck is even the point of han solo.
also that trailer looks sick as fuck, star wars isn't high art, this one will befun, jj is solid with spectacle and action.
I like the way Kylo's lightsaber sounds.
>>63498025
Fuck.
I was grinning and then I was hyped watching this.
I don't know what to think.
>>63499370
part time tbqh come in here lads comfy
everything feels so snappy and lively
thank you based j man
>>63499370
>>63498990
>Alamo Drafthouse
Will the Spill Crew be there?;_;
>>63498116
*ugly BRITISH nigger and British slut
UK wins again!
>>63499121
I wish I could be as kindhearted as you liberals one day
>>63498983
jewjew probably thinks that if he references better and more meaningful movies people won't notice what kind of shlock he makes.
>>63500682
> doesn't hate niggers
> must be a liberal
Seriously get to work on that suicide. Try not to make it to 2016
>>63498248
>>63498798
>not going to Calabasas and getting reserved seats with based mini tables and electro reclining /comfiness/ at Edwards
>utter shit AMC coca cola pleather stinky beaner smell seats
The best thing we got out of the Disney rebooting the franchise is making Vader an unstoppable badass again. Anyways this trailer looks far better than all the other ones I have seen so far, I am a little bit hyped.
>>63500823
wait, is Vader in the new movie? I'm confused.
>>63498025
I'm not the only one who burst out laughing at the retard at the beginning right?
>>63500469
Korey and Martin are still around on Double Toasted.
>>63500775
>living in meme state
>>63500823
>vader
>unstoppable badass
>not just some burnt up chucklefuck lackey in charge of the death star
really
>>63498025
Goddammit Adam Driver's voice sounds completely too goofy with that Darth Vader filter.
>>63498983
>crashing the Falcon
>Chinese trailer is the first one i've actually liked
What the FUCK, did the Chinese edit the trailer, or was it edited for them?
But the other trailers have shown off the stupid shit that I think will be a better indication of what the movie is going to be really like.
>>63501421
Of course they have to replace it, they can't have the same ship in all three films... they need to make a new toy for nerds to buy for the next film
>>63501421
Don't worry. Yesterday, a pic of Rey with the Resistance outfit from the toy was posted. She was in front of the Falcon. In the trailers, when she's crying over the body, it is in the snowy forest, where Finn and Kylo fight takes place. She is wearing her Jakku outfit there. So, if we agree that Ren/Finn fight takes place at the end of the movie, chances the shot where Rey has her jacket comes from the very end, after the fight. So Falcon confirmed surviving the events of TFA. Matches the leaks, actually.
>>63499023
anon are you me? seriously not reserving seats to drink beer with your bros and not get claps or cheers every ,minute for no FUCKEN REASON
>>63498025
dam this easily looks like the best star wars movie of all time, judging only on this trailer id say my expectations are set to1/10 because star wars is shit
>>63498025
I am not liking the leads at all. No way is John Boyega going to be as good as Han Solo.
>>63498025
All this hype is just because of sound editing, that fucking bwaamm sound again.
But they are trying their best und use every weapon, I admit that. It is fucking total war of marketing.
>3bn
>>63501557
back to reddit you go
>>63501736
>insulting star wars is reddit
>shilling the multibillion plebian disney franchise is patrician
why don't you shill your shit somwhere else, redditor?
>>63500823
I can tell from that picture that you are into capeshit crap. Fuck off with the nonsense.
>>63498025
I'm conflicted. It looks and sounds very nice, but you can tell just from that that the dialogue will be terrible, the plot will be cut-and-paste and that daisy can't act.
There's other shit is rather go see I think
>>63501736
Nice meme bro
>>63500719
It worked for Lucas.
>>63501295
Is it even his voice?
Darth Vader was voiced by James earl jones, not the people who physically played him. Are you sure it's not just some voice actor.
That said I agree. It's not bane level retarded but it just sounds like a forced deep voice, not intimidating.
>>63500558
>UK wins again!
Not posting the image.
>>63498025
>Haters BTFO
Was this really getting hated on? I don't come to /tv/ much any more
The film looks incredible desu
>>63501894
>Is it even his voice?
I think so, I mean his speaking style and timbre are still recognizable. That's probably why it sounds so weird to me.
>>63501894
It's definitely him. Adam Driver has a really deep voice IRL.
>>63498025
Yep i knew it
it's gonna feel like a Jew Jew movie
>>63501421
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>63501920
Of course it was, because JEWS and NIGGERS and CUC KOLDING and SJWS and REDDIT and so on.
>>63501971
Driver isn't a bass like JEJ, he sounds like a bass-baritone. he's definitely forcing a deeper voice to sound more like Vader.
>>63502028
It makes sense that he would though, since he's obsessed with Vader and all.
>>63501627
This. He lacks charisma. And also the chick is overacting, especially in that running scene.
Reminder that Daisy Ridley is the main character for the entire trilogy. She will be in almost every scene. For three whole movies.
>>63498025
That's a whole lot of company for a Guatemalan man
From the DOP of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and John Carter comes another classic film.
>>63502028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aq4a7g_wdU
>>63502049
I bet whoever thought of making the villain a Vader fanboy got free cocaine for a month. It's pretty much the definition of a great marketing idea that fanboys will also be able to pretend is cleverer than having a truly original villain.
>>63502097
/ vocal shitting
sounds like a midrange baritone to me, higher than I thought from what I remembered watching this scene before. not naturally Vaderish at all.
>>63498025
The music doesn't sound like John Williams and the Millennium Falcon looked fake as fuck.
>>63502097
OUTER
>>63502186
SPACE
>>63502200
BELLY
>>63498299
That blonde slur from Fox News was right. Star Wars fans are pathetic.
Why the fuck would you watch a movie opening night when you can just go and watch it any time you want?
>>63498025
Holy fuck when she is swinging from the rope and it starts fading out she just disappears.
So this is the power of CGI...
>>63502279
SHAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>63498025
Looks amazing, finn was the only downside, each scene he ruined absolutely. If it were a different person if would have been fucking awesome. Still I'm not going to spend money on it because of finn, and many will do the same just to spite the franchise. It's there loss though, they could've made a lot more money but decided to try be progressive.
>Finn acting and scenes are downright terrible, no racism card here or anything, he just looks bad.
>this seens like a generic movie not Star Wars
>>63502404
The real reason is because going anywhere on the Internet will ruin the movie for you.
>>63502555
>implying a handful of bitter skinheads will even make a dent in the profit it's going to make
>>63502555
There is honestly nothing wrong with Finn. Please stop feeding the /tv/pol/ stereotype. Boyega is a genuinely nice person, and it will most likely reflect onscreen.
>>63501483
The Chinese always overhype movies.
>>63498025
The dialogue is so bad.
Boyega is going to be the worst element of this movie, I can feel it.
>>63502678
Memelords will shit on you and call you Reddit for this, but I agree. He's a pretty good actor and his character looks interesting. I'm pretty interested in seeing what happens to him.
>>63502769
>not Daisy
>>63502714
>>63502806
At least Daisy doesn't look vulgar to the eyes.
>>63502678
there are lots of ugly charismaless untalented people who are genuinely nice, they just shouldn't be in movies
>>63498223
thanks fäm
>>63502067
>My my....
>what big teeth you have.....
>>63502846
Yeah but we're going to have to listen to her shitty bland british accent for three entire movies
ugh fuck
>>63502846
I love how everyone forgets that actors need to be able to act unless they're actually sitting watching a film at the time they're asked if it matters.
it's like you think actors are hired on the basis of whether you'd want to be friends with them.
>>63498983
DROPPED
>We gotta lotta company!
>>63501421
he crashed the enterprise in star trek into darkness too
for no real reason
>>63498025
why do chinks and japs get their own trailers?
>>63498223
thanks senpai
Mmm-bitch got a saber. Finn is NOT the Jedi!
>>63503485
everyones a jedi
>>63503485
thank god, she's a qt
>>63498223
Some of you guys are alright, don't watch the prequels if you haven't......no seriously don't watch them they're absolute shit.
>>63503519
Just this like this new travesty.
>>63499501
Except if you haven't been paying attention Harrison ford seems alive and chipper again. Besides surviving the crash he's devouted a lot of effort (more so than he has in decades for a film) and actually seems to care. It's because he respects the character, he looks and sounds like Han onscreen
>>63498025
What I've collected from all those trailers:
- Movie will start with Finn running from First Order and landing on Jakku - probably cause he will be scared of the power of new deathstar
- Ray will find BB-8 - probably send by Luke
- First Order will attack Jakku to stop Finn
- Han and Chewie will save Ray and Finn
- They will go rebels base which also gonna be attacked
- Last scenes of movie will be Millenium Falcon crashing in the woods, Kylo killing Han and Finn saving Ray from Kylo.
- After credits scene will have Luke in cape with R2D2
>>63498223
If you don't go opening night you're going to get spoilered on /tv/ since a bunch of anons are gonna watch it and immediately come here and make a thread "Snoke kills Finn xD"
So the question you gotta ask yourself: do you give a shit about spoilers for Star Wars?
>>63505512
I'm gonna go dark a day before the premiere showings til I see it sat at 9 or 10 in the morning.
>>63498025
MOVIE OF THE YEAR
>>63503485
looks nothing like her
>>63499121
This post is like I'm reading Huff Po or Gawker.
Star wars is for children.
>>63500719
"That's right, Jay!"
>>63505449
BB8 is Poe's droid, after the Jakku village gets attacked and Poe captured, BB runs off and finds Rey.
BB has Luke's saber.
>>63498223
a-am I alright?
>>63500823
>vader dropping GoT-worthy one-liners
Fuck off, god why do these shit comics have to be canon?
>>63506966
Because retarded Star Wars "fans" don't actually understand or properly appreciate Star Wars, and will thus eat-up any pile of shit that contains lightsabers and recognisable characters.
>>63507117
This. I have a friend who is 24 years old and he likes the prequels better because they have "more lightsaber fights" than the originals.
this looks worse and worse with each new teaser/trailer/spot
why is jj so shit at directing?
>>63506516
Why was Poe flying around with a light saber in his droid?
work at target
go to the toy section and just read all the character info in the toy section for star wars
act like I am zoning and doing caf pulls
FUCK TARGET
>>63508406
It has something to do with the vicar in the Jakku village. Kylo wants the saber for his Vader collection, he tracks Poe down and destroys the village, which leads to Finn being a bitch and hesitating killing the villagers, getting his friend killed by Kylo (hence the blood handprint on his helmet), which leads to Finn rescuing Poe, taking the TIE, crashing on Jakku, meeting Rey QWAD JUMPAH etc etc.
>>63498337
>desu
Your dialogue is shit, guy.
>>63498983
I AIN'T NO PALPATINE'S SON
>You had one Job
>>63509617
>doesn't know about the word filter
Fuckin' noob.
>Have to work until midnight on release night
At least I'm going to see it first thing in the morning
>>63502858
>Boyega lacking charisma
Have you seen him in any interview? He's easily one if the more genuine easy to like young stars out there. His impressions (Pinocchio, Daisy, Kanye West) are hilarious. Snapchat stories have all kinds if neat stuff.
>>63505512
Then don't go on /tv/
so who here iis going to bring body armor?
im thinking about getting a helmet or something
>WE GOT COMPANY
jesus christ
>>63509996
Word
hes the new male jlaw
>>63510030
I'll be getting a bullet-proof vest for sure right on my way to the midnight premiere
I doubted because of Boyega, now Daisy makes me doubt. Bravo Jew Jew
>>63510345
I actually think Boyega fits his role, but as for Daisy - yeah. Too... british?
>>63510009
nah edgemasters spoil it in every board
>>63498025
BB8 IS CUTE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63498518
please let this meme take off to the point that media reports on it
>>63510445
my friend gave my gf and I a bb8 piggybank for christmas
I guess even if the movie sucks bb8 is cute
>>63510659
WE MOIGHT
IN THAT KWOD CHOMPA
>>63510766
this kills me every time. who made them do such dumb accents??
>>63498025
I hate everything about it yet I'm going to see it anyway. Just kill me senpaitachi, I'm ashamed of my own hypocrisy.
what u guys taking to eat on opening night?
Im taking Lucasfilm star wars bag of apples
>>63498983
>>63498025
>Rey understands RD2D2
so her father is C3PO?
>>63510943
everyone understands droidspeak
>>63510879
FUCK OFF DISNEY YOU CUNTS
That actually looked...good. It's just a shame how out of place John Boyega looks in all the scenes.
>>63498223
>>63498299
Back when the movie theaters was the place to go I'd agree with you. When you and everyone in the theater were the only people who knew the ending in town. You could hype it up for people going later on the week and just enjoy the experience.
In today's world right after the movie everyone goes to their phones and just shits on or loves it and just spoils the fuck out of it just so those who weren't able to see it won't be able to enjoy it as much as they did.
>>63498223
>going to "valiant nigger kills evil white man with wielding a burning cross for a sword" the movie at all
Not to mention this shit will be worse than Ep 1.
>>63500823
but even if only two rebels on either side shoot at the same time he couldn't block them with his lightsaber. and there are hundreds.
>International Trailers
Get the awesome actions sequences and better scenes.
>U.S Trailers
Fucking Nostalgia and tear jerkers
FUCK OFF I WANT STAR WARS: A MICHEAL BAY FILM!
>>63511230
>awesome actions sequences
terrible terrible taste child of videogames
>Y-you'll get spoiled if you don't go opening night
Jokes on you, I'll just play my PS4 and one game.
>>63511344
BOOOOOM SKRUSH VROOOM BLAHHHH!! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
VOOOOOOOSHHHHH TKTKKTKKTKKKRKKRKKRKKRK
DUN DUN! Star wars
>>63510798
>do
That's her accent, m8.
>>63510879
Duracell batteries
>>63509996
>snapchat stories
get out normalfag
>>63498431
How was 4chan in 1999?
>>63511344
>>63511429
just fuck already
so is that the end of the falcon?
Better quality with no shitty intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9tsj1px4CI
>>63498983
A few weeks ago I bought a bag of popchips with that scene on the cover.
BBQ = Tie fighter sunset
Ren's lightsaber make's a fucking dirty noise
>>63500761
someone's black...
>>63501630
underrated this
>le muh darkness the dark side
holy shit star wars is so cringy it's like I'm watching an anime
>>63498025
time to watch it on the internet
doesnt look like theater material
last time i watched a movie on the theater was pacific rim 3D
being poor make me picky as fuck
>>63509996
hello, disney
What happened little white kek bois? You were so happy how they diminished Finn in the posters now he's all up in your Chinese trailer.
>>63499038
Original TIE fighters are much more iconic, Jar Jar is banking on the nostalgia factor here
>>63498983
>>63500719
>people complaining about J.J. making references to other movies when Lucas literally ripped off entire scenes
>>63505512
I don't think I would care that much, Star Wars is a meme franchise that has lost nearly all the mystery or magic it once had. The nostalgia is still there but that will only take you so far.
It's hilarious how out of place the gorilla man looks. This is going to be another meme movie
>>63515498
Probably as meme-ish as your post.
>>63515619
nice meme FAGGOT
did mom leave diapers unchanged or what is? lol! leave this place
>>63499333
Grorious Reader Mao Zedong defeated the evil empire, I read it it in my little red book and it never lies
>>63499038
>so the bad guys are retarded?
Serious question, when weren't they?
>>63502067
good thing I don't care
Finn on the other hand...
Guna go opening night, but we dont have as many manchildren here in cultivated europe, so it was easy to get sum tix.u feel me, americurfews?
>>63515689
Jesus Christ
>>63498223
I would rather not have to worry about you faggots spoiling this movie for me.
>>63499121
jesus christ reddit
>>63516122
Im not seeing this until christmas eve
I'll have to go an entire week without shitposting on this board just to avoid spoilers!
Snoke the snake
Snake the snoke
Snoke the snake
Snake the snoke
Snoke the snake
Snake the snoke
>>63498983
i don't get it
what does this reference?
>>63505967
It is, disney is thretening to sue anyone who shares this picture on social media. these "spoiler" toys are not supposed to be delivered to stores until one week after the premiere.
>>63511008
>not racist at all
>>63498223
Please don't fucking joke about that.
>>63509996
>His impressions (Pinocchio, Daisy, Kanye West) are hilarious. Snapchat stories have all kinds if neat stuff.
nice bait
>>63517927
this is the most convincing bait I've seen all month
>>63498025
Good guys shooting blue lasers, seriously?
>>63501627
Finn isn't supposed to be Han, numbnuts. That's Poe
>>63498025
>haters
Fuck off, reddit.
>>63499121
simply ebin, leddit
>>63498598
>It's SUPPOSED to be stupid!
>>63506966
>Canon
It's only canon for people that don't matter.
>>63511222
Did you forget that Vader can absorb blaster shots into his fucking palms? Did you forget he can telekinesis? Did you forget he can kind of fly?
>>63510766
girl outrunning black guy i call cgi
>>63498299
that's true; you only die one time.
>>63511037
when was that made because there was a mass shooting less than two weeks ago
>>63500775
>Calabasas
Tbh senpai the Commons is full of little high school shits
>>63516966
>being this pleb
apocalypse now you mongoloid
I'm afraid to go opening night. isis is gonna kill cosplay niggas
>>63499121
oh my god, this is the most reddit post i've ever seen.
>>63509996
>Snapchat stories
>>63500775
Shit nigga you live right next to me. Check out cineopolis in TO. Place is comfy as fuck with couches good food and booze
>>63498299
I've experienced it multiple times already. All 3 prequels, The Dark Knight and Avatar. It's not a fun experience, it's fucking annoying. People are going to be hooting and hollering the moment the logo hits the screen, you won't hear shit.
>>63524700
Is that icarly :O
>>63522143
>that pic
I thought the military had a fitness standard?
>>63510386
My thought is, At what point in time when she was growing up did she learn english in a british accent? Is that some sort of weird recessive gene that came from Anakin's autistic speech?
Or is the reasonable explenation that her mother was from england/inbred royalty?
>>63525443
good question
>>63525741
>9gag
>>63525443
>military
>army
choose 1
>>63525803
yes it was from 9gag. I guess you only like 4chan memes.
tips
>>63525443
He's bulking
>we cant out run them!
>we might
>we need a pilot
>we got one
>get ready!
>for what?
the fuck is this?
>>63526153
>the fuck is this?
>we will see
>>63526153
>are you up for this?
>hell no
>>63498025
>that shot of BB-8 getting thrown around the ship
Fuck me, I'm not looking forward to that little fuckball. I know it won't be AS annoying as Jar Jar, but it's gonna be annoying nonetheless.
>>63526234
How do they know about Hell? Does this prove the existence of God?
>>63526563
christfags 1, athiests 0
So, Rey is Han's kid then?
bonus: Not Leia's
>>63510430
Then don't go on the internet
>>63526530
Star Wars is a family franchise, deal with it.
Also, at least it's cute, unlike Jar Jar, the Ewoks and C-3PO.
>>63526563
I will soon discover the truth behind all this
>opens wookiepedia tab
>>63498798
For any blockbuster movie, I just use Archlight. That's were I'll be seeing SW, The Revenant, and Hateful 8.
>>63526563
>>63526596
>>63526699
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos
Everytime I visit that site I always become a bit more glad EU is officially trashed
>>63509728
You sound like a real kek desu senpai
>>63526661
Family franchises do not require juvenile humour - they just need accessible humour. My seven-year-old watched all six at the same time as each other, and even he said that Jar Jar was annoying and that C-3PO became annoying in Attack of the Clones.
At the body-switch with the battle droid, he said "I don't like Threepio anymore", and I was so fucking proud.
"Family franchise" isn't just a sticker you can put over any fault in a family movie. The Empire Strikes Back doesn't have fart jokes, nor does Return of the Jedi.
Jar Jar stepping in manure and BB-8 getting thrown about like a Looney Tunes character are a step down from C-3PO's one-sided banter with R2 and you must surely see that.
Also, how the fuck are Ewoks not cute?
>>63526841
ewoks are totally adorable i'd fuck the shit outta one.
>>63526596
hell isn't a christian creation
>>63512804
>>63524921
>he doesn't have snapchat
lmao fucking losers jesus christ
>>63498025
Looks like a fucking retread of OT.
>le rebels vs empire bullshit
>le I will show them the power of the darkness
Fucking hell, I want to be hyped but every single trailer dashes my hype levels.
The fuck are you doin, JJ?
>>63527070
>le
>why us star wars doing star wars stuff
retard
>>63500775
My AMC has the comfy reclining seats
>>63528084
those are the cocacola red seats i was referring too
the elite seats are black with mini swivel tables
>>63525054
>4D
>seats that move with the action of the movie
>$35+ tickets
i know all about it famm
>>63499121
Epic
>>63525443
they do. used to be you could eat your way out of the military. just get fat and they'd give you a medical discharge.
thats changed though.
>>63528450
Huh. So how do you get discharged from the military?
Does pretending to be a psychopath and talking about how you want to nuke everyone work? Now that my "accidentally leave gay porn on my bunk during inspection day" strategy isn't gonna work anymore, I'll need a new plan that doesn't involve shooting my own foot.
You know, in case I join and extremely regret it, or America decides to make another draft.
whats the lifespan of a wookie?
chewbacca looks even younger in the trailers than ep 3 or 4
>>63528885
>So how do you get discharged from the military?
You don't if you're smart. Best way is to commit a felony.
>>63528919
Hundreds of years.
